Originally posted by Words
What made you smile today? This...
When you have an "I hate my job-day" try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you
get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during
your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as
a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not
become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes
with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am
so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson
and Johnson Company."
Remember, there is always someone with a worse job than
God i needed to see that!
I am thinking i need one of those thermometers... just for said therapy... *sigh*