Thread: What made you smile today?

  1. 03-11-2004, 09:21 AM #4321
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    Originally posted by Words
    What made you smile today? This...

    When you have an "I hate my job-day" try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
    the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal
    thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you
    get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and
    disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during
    your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as
    a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

    Open the package and remove the thermometer.

    Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not
    become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes
    with the thermometer and read it.

    You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
    "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
    personally tested."
    Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am
    so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson
    and Johnson Company."

    Remember, there is always someone with a worse job than
    yours.

    ROFLMFAO

    God i needed to see that!

    I am thinking i need one of those thermometers... just for said therapy... *sigh*

    ~Shan
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  2. 03-11-2004, 09:26 AM #4322
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    me? smile?

    ...flattery

    ...playfulness

    ...sexy voices

    ...full-bellied laughter

    ...and the fact that i get to go to lunch in a few minutes. i'm starving!
    Ay, amar es un viaje con agua y con estrellas,
    con aire ahogado y bruscas tempestades de harina:
    amar es un combate de relámpagos
    y dos cuerpos por una sola miel derrotados.
    ~ Soneto XII, Pablo Neruda
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    An email from her this morning made me smile ...

    I left a message on her cellular phone this morning ... she said in the email that she listened to it when she got out of the shower and that it was funny to her ... making her laugh was my whole intention ...


    <just beaming today>

    Sunny
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  4. 03-11-2004, 12:24 PM #4324
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    Talking A feel good smile...

    I'm a non smoker...
    "We are supposed to forgive everyone;
    everyone includes ourselves." -- Denis Waitley
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  5. 03-11-2004, 12:28 PM #4325
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    Knowing I do not have to work tomorrow.....
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    .......

    getting into the doctor ASAP today......I am getting sick and needed a fast remedy for this upcoming (exhausting...I just know it) weekend.......

    guess I better start packing.....CLOTHES.....lol.....
    It is better to be loved for what you are than to be loved for what you are not~~~
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  7. 03-11-2004, 12:45 PM #4327
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    *smiling*

    ~Seeing someone else from my part of the world.

    ~My girl is coming home early...YAAYYY!!!!

    Da 1 n Only
    ~Unique
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    snuggling with Aja on my lunch break.

    I needed some TLC
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    it was payday
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    Originally posted by Words
    What made you smile today? This...

    You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
    "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
    personally tested."
    Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am
    so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson
    and Johnson Company."

    Remember, there is always someone with a worse job than
    yours.
    I sent this to My boss and she emailed Me back:

    ...Mmmm...but what about those days when you would rather work for Johnson and Johnson ?


    Frikkin cracked Me up....I never knew !!!!

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  11. 03-11-2004, 06:45 PM #4331
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    Everything made me smile today
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  12. 03-11-2004, 07:13 PM #4332
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    Cool where do i start

    Her name is Ricalove...

    she is has me SMITTEN, T-A-K-E-N ... she brings to me HAPPINESS and nothing but GOODNESS from her soul

    she makes me SMILE... I am her BOI
    she makes me SMILE... one day soon, we will be together - I can't wait, ONE day at time - I keep reminding myself, pinching my arm that this is real - it will be soon...

    dok
    "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."Eleanor Roosevelt

    "True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be"
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    Cool

    When hy called me from work a few minutes ago just to say "I love you".
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    takin' the kink test!

    and finding out that i'm a freak! lmao
    "There's those moments in your life that inspire the rest of your moments in life."
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  15. 03-11-2004, 08:38 PM #4335
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    After a long day at work with annoying adults and having 3 little kids walk into my office and then hearing them squeal when I opened my prize drawer for them.
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    Good friends and pressed flowers in the mail.
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    Just got a message with a sweet poem and great words of wisdom and advice....Julie..thank you...
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  18. 03-11-2004, 09:41 PM #4338
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    well there's this femme that calls me and whenever I hear her voice, not only do I smile, but I'm ready to fuck INSTANTLY (crazy isn't it? You wanna hear something crazier? It's been that way for 4 yrs. and No we're not a couple, nor have we ever been, nor will we ever be.)

    So I smiled when she called (twice) and then I smiled when I came home and checked my mail and there were 2 letters from her and 1 was a package with a bag of candy and scooby fruit snacks in there. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Well, LJ, if you're lurking around here, I'm sure you know that's you that I'm talking about.......I know you'll never SAY that you're lurking, you'll just "see" what I say. ;-) Horrible that I know you so well huh? I'll talk to you in the morning..............
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    Lightbulb cuba for coffee

    The thought of running away....
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    Wink Phone call

    Someone acting a lil jealous !!

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    stuff..........




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    Originally posted by Words
    What made you smile today? This...

    When you have an "I hate my job-day" try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
    the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal
    thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you
    get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and
    disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during
    your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as
    a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

    Open the package and remove the thermometer.

    Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not
    become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes
    with the thermometer and read it.

    You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
    "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
    personally tested."
    Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am
    so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson
    and Johnson Company."

    Remember, there is always someone with a worse job than
    yours.
    This post made me smile.. and laugh.. and smile some more!
    Thank you, Words!
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  23. 03-12-2004, 07:51 AM #4343
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    What made me smile yesterday was the Pink,Yellow,and white roses that I got from my Luvin,,,,Hy knew I was feeling down and on hys way home from work hy stopped and picked up the Roses I am so blessed to have all this love from hym

    This morning finding a Note by my laptop from Luvin telling me hy loves me and that hy hopes I have a better day today,,,,which I am I am heading to the bank and to the stores I learned my way to some places yesterday hehe....

    Hope everyone has a great Friday I know I will

    Besos
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  24. 03-12-2004, 08:02 AM #4344
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    not being able to leave on my trip...which gives me more time with my baby...phewwwww...

    god i love her...
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    Originally posted by ang101_us
    not being able to leave on my trip...which gives me more time with my baby...phewwwww...

    god i love her...

    mmmm that makes me smile too

    I love you so much baby

    Ur girl
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    An unexpected sausage biscuit.

    Doesn't take much, lol
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  27. 03-12-2004, 08:11 AM #4347
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    Knowing that tomorrow I'm moving into my new house with my boi!! I'm so excited...

    ~Red~
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    Originally posted by FemmeDyke
    Re-uniting with a wonderful friend.. opening closed doors and building bridges that had burned.

    Miss. Red *always* makes me smile!
    Darling fD...princess pixie vixen...I only have one thing to say to you....


    YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!

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  29. 03-12-2004, 08:51 AM #4349
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    Originally posted by shadowboi
    An unexpected sausage biscuit.

    Doesn't take much, lol
    LMFAO!! Dude, I'm the same way when Lillian buys me an apple juice
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    What made Me smile and laugh last night and still today was knowing that a certain someone I know got all worked up over a little thing.............threw the cat, broke hys toe, curssing at the 3 pens that didnt work, and then coming up with a stroy to tell hys "buddies" as to why hy is limping today.................lmao
    I still think the TV thing will work...............LMAO

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    Because I have children.
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    Denise Austin's Pilates...

    I love her "work out" clothes... mmmmm
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    Originally posted by Redgypsie80

    YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!

    ~Red~
    Happiness is a friendly stalker

    love you darling girl
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    [/QUOTE]Originally posted by FemmeDyke
    Happiness is a friendly stalker

    love you darling girl     [/QUOTE]

    *stalk*

    I can't help myself...

    What made me smile today??

    Stalking fD...*giggle*

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    And today...my darling friend (who *always* makes me smile) said he doesn't worry about getting flamed in the forums...because he's a firefighter, so he can handle it...*grin*




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    I must now ebb
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    rippling out to the vastness of the sea
    that beckons my ship of folly.
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    To start off it's FRIDAY! ! and secondly I get to spend the weekend with my baby....aww so looking forward to that


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    Sunshine!

    The sun is shining here in MN and it it beginning to look a lot like spring! This is a very happy thing!
    In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!

    Your time is limited so don't waste it living someone else's life.

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