South Carolina, New and Improved

[tattooedturtle]

Jelli, addict darlin', you crack me up! LOL How cum all the energy anyway??!! Couldn't have anything to do with your outta town trip yesterday, could it???????

[bit]

::::: pokin' Jelli::::: hey you! Good morning!! So you're an undercover femme now, eh? lol!

{{{{{{{{{South Carolina}}}}}}}}}}}}}} good morning!! How is everybody?

Turtle, sweetie, I heard from Hir this morning, so far still safe. :::::keepin' on prayin':::::

[tattooedturtle]

It's raining/storming something fierce here. Even cracklin and poppin!!!!! Might have to get off of the puter soon.....

[tattooedturtle]

(((((((((((Bit))))))))))))

Thank you for the info, Sweetie. I see Hir is on yahoo right now, so I'll say "hello."

Speaking of yahoo, has anyone had probs with offlines and/or IMs not going through, then spewing out in blocks of 30 or so at the time? LMAO I've discussed this with a few peeps who have had similar problems.

[tattooedturtle]

I am working ever so patiently on becoming an addict.

[bit]

You're three quarters there, love, lol! But ya didn't answer my PM or my IM.

one more thread, then I'm offline for the day... think it's gonna be mighty quiet here over the weekend, since so many people are in KC now, lol :::::: slowly recovering from the adrenalin rush left behind in the garage::::::::

[hir]

:: still goin' incognito::

hey all y'all...am alive and well...mos'ly!

thanks fo' ever'ones i.m.'s, e-mails and general good juju bein' sent.

am tryin' ta visit all da fluff threads ta get a chuckle or 2! distractions are da name o' da game!!

what's up fo' da weekend? anaone got some fun schtuff planned? do tell!

xoxoxo ta each and all o' you fine folks...

[bit]

{{{{{{{{{Hir}}}}}}}}} darlin! so glad to see you here! Girlie okay?

for something totally distracting, hon, go read the garage-- just watch out for the laughter mines they left behind. Step on one of those and everyone around you will be wondering what on earth has you laughing so hard. It's ten pages of trouble and mirth, lol.

Notable mines: Tommy Reporting Warbirdie to the Moderator, Femme Freakout Central, and PeePee Time By Dusa...

bit<-------- really honestly going offline now, really! uh huh! really...

[Bunnyfoofoo]

Dang! This place is slow... and vacant. *pout*

((((((((((((((South Carolina)))))))))))

[tattooedturtle]

The fact is I need to get a life. This place gets sooo lonely on the weekends. And now that sooooo many are off to KC for fun and frolic, I feel the cold and loneliness 10x as much.

Anybody around???? Any lovely, compassionate femmes out there feeling sorry for me??!!

[tattooedturtle]

I didn't think so.....

[tattooedturtle]

:::::::propping up with a good book, some picture mags, a few cigars, munchies, a keg of beer, dominoes to make those zig-zaggy patterns with, a stack of CDs & boombox, a blanket, a pillow, a pen & paper for making notes, saran wrap, a TV, a VCR, some flicks, lotion, crayons, toothpicks, candy, drums, vibrating massager, tassles, icecream, fishing gear, tool box, hula doll, cards, whiskey, scissors, tape, and a camera::::::::

[EmmaD]

TT ~

Saran Wrap????

I mean, the rest is all self-explanatory but Saran Wrap really isn't much fun as a solitary activity

I'm making cake. Want some?

Em

[tattooedturtle]

The saran wrap, Emma??!! Ohhhh, that's part of my fishing gear. And it worked, I think.....

[EmmaD]

What do Saran Wrap and fishing have to do with each other?

Is it to cover the bait container?

Wrap the fish to keep him fresh?

Stop laughing, it's a serious question!

[tattooedturtle]

Interesting that you ask, Emma. ROTFLMAO

Also interesting that you say stop laughing...

Can't stop laughing... LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[LaDivina]

Emma, the "It was part of my fishing gear. It worked, I think " is the clue to what the Saran Wrap was for. LOLOL

I want to know about the tassles. Also fishing gear? Like fancy flies or something? hahahahaha

[tattooedturtle]

Okay, I've stopped. ::: sputter :::: HAHAHAHAHA

[tattooedturtle]

Well now, LaDivina...LOL..I thought you knew me better than that. A turtle's gotta do what a turtle's gotta do to keep hymself entertained. :::: sputter::::

[LaDivina]

Great, now I'm having scary visions of a butch turtle hula dancing around, wrapped in saran wrap, pastie-tassles twirling, smoking a cigar.

[EmmaD]

I'm such a sucker.

No for you, Turtleboi.

[tattooedturtle]

What did I do??!!! ::: thumbing through butch handbook:::: Oh, I do apologize, Miss Emma. The implications in losing that cake are profoundly felt. Whatever I did, will you forgive me??!!

[tattooedturtle]

And Miss LaDivina :::: peering around the thread::::: are you watching me??!!

[EmmaD]

Ok, you're forgiven TT.

I saved the last piece for you. Cake, that is.

Em

[tattooedturtle]

Why, thank you, Miss Emma! Forgiveness is such a good thing, don't ya think??!! ::::::pullin' off the saran wrap, tossin' the pasties, ditchin' the ceegar stub, AND dancin' around nekkid in the SC thread::::::

[tattooedturtle]

And I say....

[tattooedturtle]

I say it loud....

[tattooedturtle]

I am a sex addict!!!!!!


Errrrr...uhhh..uuhhhh...I mean I am a forum addict!

[bit]

Emma!! you missed that one??!! LOL, honey!! {{{{{{Emma}}}}}

::::::::: admiring the nekkid sex addict::::::::

Hey, TurtleDoll, you made it to a hundred before I did, lol!

[hir]

oh emma-d(efectin'), love. don't evah undahestimate da connivin' 'bilities o' a butch turtle-boi! ALWAYS read 'tween da lines...hye's quite silly dat way...forevah tryin' ta lure da femmes in!! and good fo' you fo' takin' da cake away! hye do respond ta negative reinforcement! *lol*

great visual la-di! me thinks hye's a closet femme!! have always suspected as much!! *roflmao*

hey darlin' l'il bit!! ::wavin' 'n blowin' kisses::

foo-foo...see, love? ::wavin' hand all 'round dis thread, showin' dere's lots goin' on:: s'only quiet fo' a short bit o' time!

happy sat'day all...

[Bunnyfoofoo]

Emma, thanks for asking about the Saran Wrap although I knew what it was for after the explanation "fishing gear"... LOL

LaD, you've forgotten the infamous turtle pastie episode form the Old Forum. Didn't think anyone could forget THAT? *shiver*

Morning, All! *waving*

[Bunnyfoofoo]

Dang! I hit "unread posts", post, THEN see a whole 'nother page I missed! *confused look*

Congrats on your new status, TT!!!!!!! You've been busy since yesterday!

(((((((Hir))))))))) I'm so happy to see you posting. Be safe!

((((((((JJ))))))))) I sees ya on but no answer to my IMs. Ya busy?

((((((((((BitTTCourageCruelJelliEmmaLaDJanetAnyoneImissed))))))))))))))

Merlin and LadyM are still MIA?

[tattooedturtle]

great visual la-di! me thinks hye's a closet femme!! have always suspected as much!! *roflmao*

Me??!! A FEMME??!!! Shoot, HARDLY!!!! ::::: throwing the teddy bears, lace panties, high heels, bubble bath, scented candles, barbie dolls, anything with the color of pink, and everything else suspiciously femmie in the closet::::::

Hir, how could you??!! :::: shutting closet door....well uhhh...trying to shut closet door....shoving up against door..framming on it...running up against it...finally getting it closed..whew ::::::::


I am a BIG, BAD BUTCH!!!!!

[tattooedturtle]

I respond much better to positive reinforcement, thank you kindly.

[tattooedturtle]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{EVERYONE}}}}}}}}}}}}

Jelli??? You missing the laughter, fun, and frolic.

Cruel??? You missing the laughter, fun, and frolic.

(Well, maybe not, probably having LFF of your own...LOL)

Bit, sweetie, good to see you this morning. Don't let that slip of the tongue on my part have you believing that I am a sex addict now.

Bunny, I ty for the congrats on my status.

Hir, do you know that phrase bout kettles and black??!! LOL

Emma, you ain't foolin' me, darlin'. I don't think you missed a thing.

LaDivina, sweets, have you recovered from the visual yet??!!

(((((((((JJ, Janet, Lady M, Merlin, Paul, Nutella..oh god, I hope I didn't forget someone...y'all come see us!))))))))

**new descriptive words for me preceded by savage turtle, rabid turtle, nekkid turtle.....SARAN WRAPPED TURTLE**

[Bunnyfoofoo]

Merlin never made it to register, did hye?

Paul, I see you sometimes. Why don't you post? *blank stare back at Paul*

TT, perhaps we should switch labels. You be Da Femme and I'll be Da Butch. Heehee!

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[tattooedturtle]

TT, perhaps we should switch labels. You be Da Femme and I'll be Da Butch. Heehee!

Ummmm, whatever works, Miss Bunny...

[hir]

lff=laughter, fun and frolic!

tt, i only "saw" what was goin' on cause "it takes one ta know one"!! *lol* i know ALL 'bout dat pot callin' da kettle black, mistah!! *g*

"dix are fo' chix" miz foo-foo?!! well, ummm, well, ummm...naw, can't "go there"! *rofl*

heidi ho all y'all fine folks...

[tattooedturtle]

You and me alike, Hir??!!! That's a thought. And a compliment.... I think. Maybe.

[LaDivina]

:: SHUDDER ::

*ahem*

Okay, I'm fine now.