I had to go to the emergency room and there I saw a woman I just wanted to help.Originally Posted by rubygirl
If you knew me _____________
I had to go to the emergency room and there I saw a woman I just wanted to help.
If you knew me _____________
If you knew me, we'd be outside in the sunshine right now.
Tomorrow, I wish I could________
I've heard that it's possible to grow up
I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
If you knew me, you would run far, far away and never look back.
I was walking by a black car last night ...........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tomorrow, I wish I could be in Calf.
Where was the______________
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I was walking by a black car last night when I saw the woman that winks at me at the dance.
Some days I wish I where______________
Some days I wish I were on my own island with no one to bug me.
I looked out my window and saw a naked old woman ......
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
I looked out my window and saw a naked old woman ......Running up and down the street yelling I'm free, I'm finally free.
When he opened the package_________.
When he opened the package the naked old woman jumped out screaming "I'm free, I'm finally free.
The garbage collector was working hard and then.......
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The garbage collector was working hard and then.......... he saw the naked old woman and proceeded to try and catch her in a garbage can So he could put her back in the package.
The mail man looked____________.
The garbage collector was working hard and then.......... he saw the naked old woman and proceeded to try and catch her in a garbage can So he could put her back in the package. OMG- that was so funny.
The mail man looked inside the package and wondered why it was so heavy. He opened and saw the old woman. But it wasn't an old woman, it was an alien in disguise.
The planet Mars is good .........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The planet mars is good....... because it helps with the arthritis in the older aliens but at the same time the lack of oxygen can make them do some crazy things.
When Buzz Lightyear_________.
The planet mars is good....... because it helps with the arthritis in the older aliens but at the same time the lack of oxygen can make them do some crazy things.
I wish I could rep you - this is soooo funny.
When Buzz Lightyear saw the martian in disguise, he took him to the high commissioner for a trial.
Sometimes cows need .........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Sometimes cows need .........To be on a strict diet and exercise program which includes jumping over the moon at least ten times a night.
I told her you can't just go around___________.
I told her you can't just go around riding on the back of a cow while you are naked and in the middle of the street.
The police officer caught the bandit and ......
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
And proceeded to all do the Hokey Pokey, because, as we all know, THAT'S what it's all about! Now if I could only......
Mas triste que todo el llanto en el mundo es la sonrisa de uno que sufre - Anonimo
TRANSLATION:
Sadder than all the tears in the world, is the smile of one who suffers - Anonymous
The police officer caught the bandit and.... recognized him from the ten most wanted list but when he was asked his name the bandit replied "I am the hamburglar."
I'm a little short___________.
I'm a little short $1.00 to buy a hamburger, can you spare some change? Said the Hamburler.
Quick, is it a bird, is it a plane, or is it ........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Quick, is it a bird, is it a plane, or is it ........SUPERDADDY!
When the chicken laid the egg________.
When the chicken laid the egg she hod some big time huge hemorroids. (sp - lol)
An apple a day .........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
LOL!
An apple a day....Doesn't really keep the doctor away but it can get you the position of teachers pet.
When they opened the man hole cover to the sewer____.
It takes one to _______
Silence is golden ........... but duct tape is silver
LMAO!!
It takes one to..... hold the ladder, one to turn the ladder and one to screw in the light bulb.
When the lights go down________.
When the lights go down it means that someone forgot to pay the electrical bill.
The man who finished last
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
When the lights go down it's easy to trip over the kids toys.
Nobody loves you like________________________.
Nobody loves you like when you hand them a roll of toilet paper that they didn't have prior.
Some people would blush if they knew ____________.
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2011 Butch Voices National Conference
Oakland - Aug 18-22, 2011
Let Your Voice Be Heard
Some people would blush if they knew my secret sexual fantasies.
Bunnies are cute because _____________________.
Bunnies are cute because someone spread the idea that small fuzzy things with strong kicking hind legs and razor sharp teeth were adorable.
Another one bites the ...................
Another one bites the bullet.
Two heads are better than____________.
Two heads are better than 10. Can you imagine the grocery bill for 10 heads???
While at the store, I ......
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
While at the store, a man ate a tomato without paying for it.
If I had anything I wanted, it would be __________.
If I had anything I wanted, it would be a new wooden arm and the person who whittled it for me.
Sundays are sacred to me because, ___________ .
I come home - she lifted up her wings
Guess that this must be the place
I can't tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time before we were born
If someone asks, this is where I'll be ... where I'll be
~ Talking Heads
Sundays are sacred to me because,Its time for football.
If I had you then I ______________
If I had you, then I wouldn't have to get up and get my own damned.
Upon closer inspection of the crack in the sky, I realized __________.
Upon closer inspection of the crack in the sky, I realized I saw a huge eyeball. All this time I thought it was the sun.
Slimy, squished worms need ........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
...a composition burial.
FTS: The Bird of Paradise grew...
...out of it's own environment,
and so paradise sprawled in order to meet the birds needs.
The man in the moon is __________ .
The man in the moon is not sharing the cheese with the rest of us.
The dark hallway led us to ___________.
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2011 Butch Voices National Conference
Oakland - Aug 18-22, 2011
Let Your Voice Be Heard
The dark hallway led us to a hair salon where the butches love getting their hair dyed pink.
Hair dye is good for many uses like .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The dark hallway led us to a series of doors, each marked with one of our names.
I felt like I was in a twisted version of__________.
I felt like I was in a twisted version of Silent Hill.
My alarm went off too early, so I got up anyway and decided ______________.
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