Originally Posted by 909 Pervertions
Reading the instructions cover to cover including in reverse,
revealed that it was indeed a toaster and not a glove warmer.
I couldn't get the books to stand up, so I _____________.
Reading the instructions cover to cover including in reverse,
revealed that it was indeed a toaster and not a glove warmer.
I couldn't get the books to stand up, so I _____________.
I couldnt get the books to stand up, so I spent the next three months inventing a new automated book holder/mp3 player/ez grip can opener.Reading the instructions cover to cover including in reverse,
revealed that it was indeed a toaster and not a glove warmer.
I couldn't get the books to stand up, so I _____________.
There are thirteen ways to get nowhere, but there are only _______________.
Develop the mind of equilibrium.
You will always be getting praise and blame,
but do not let either affect the poise of the mind:
follow the calmness, the absence of pride.
The Buddha~Sutta Nipata
There are thirteen ways to get nowhere,
but there are only twelve cars and ten minutes left to get there.
Place the ball on grass, stand back and wait for _____________.
Place the ball on grass, stand back and wait for the lesbian softball game to start !!There are thirteen ways to get nowhere,
but there are only twelve cars and ten minutes left to get there.
Place the ball on grass, stand back and wait for _____________.
Today I am going to throw caution to the wind and __________________
Today I am going to throw caution to the wind and see if it indeed has the same effect as pissing into the wind!Place the ball on grass, stand back and wait for the lesbian softball game to start !!
Today I am going to throw caution to the wind and __________________
Having raced like hell to find that........................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Having raced like hell to find that pie in the sky,
I realized that I'd need a MUCH taller ladder.
Imagine my surprise when no one in the room remembered how to __________.
Imagine my surprise when no one in the room remembered how to imagine.
Imagine my surprise when no one in the room remembered how to __________.
Ever wonder how it feels to _________?
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be - Lao Tzu
Ever wonder how it feels to walk around all day with your fly open...
She laid back down and started laughing because________
she laid back and started laughing because...........
there was a imprint of her hand on my chest....
red and welted up.
I towered over her and..............................
uncle daddy's house in full effect
I towered over her and quickly threw the paper bag over her head before
anyone else spotted the huge piece of spinach plastered to her front teeth!
There they were, skipping _____________.
There they were, skipping school...waiting in line for the next porn show...
I towered over her and quickly threw the paper bag over her head before
anyone else spotted the huge piece of spinach plastered to her front teeth!
There they were, skipping _____________.
No one had the balls to tell hym he_____________
No one had the balls to tell hym he had his fly open
When I wake up tomorrow I am going to _________________________
When I wake up tomorrow I am going to take more "sexy shoe" pictures and make them into avatars.
The grass is always greener _________________
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
:LMAO (((((((((( Suny )))))))))))) I adore you !!
The grass is always greener where there is a John Deere
I cant remember ________________________
:LMAO (((((((((( Suny )))))))))))) I adore you !!
The grass is always greener where there is a John Deere
I cant remember ________________________
I cant remember...where the hell I left my clothes after we got off the plane...
We both looked up just in thyme to see ________________
We both looked up just in thyme to see Rosemary.
And as we walked along the people mover____________
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And as we walked along the people mover we became the Jetsons
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, then all the sudden......
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” ~Judy Garland~
[quote=Greyson;2871069]We both looked up just in thyme to see Rosemary. <snip>
Brrrilliant!
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, then all the sudden I realized that I needed SPF 50 sunblock!
I was so mad at her that I could have cried, but instead I.............
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
[quote=Sassy_thong;2870991]:LMAO (((((((((( Suny )))))))))))) I adore you !!
(((((((Sassyfrass))))))) Thank you sweet thong.
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
I was so mad at her that I could have cried,
but instead I opted to steal her French fries and hide the ketchup.
My ice cream cone melted all the way _______________.
My ice cream cone melted all the way down her legs...I was so mad at her that I could have cried,
but instead I opted to steal her French fries and hide the ketchup.
My ice cream cone melted all the way _______________.
It was later explained to me that they had undergone a_________________
It was later explained to me that they had undergone a creaming of the best kind.....
To which I responded, "That Blue Bell!! It sure ___________________________
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.”
~Richard Moss~
YAY GAY PEOPLE!!!
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My ice cream cone melted all the way down her legs...
It was later explained to me that they had undergone a_________________
It was later explained to me that they had undergone a creaming of the best kind.....
To which I responded, "That Blue Bell!! It sure is sweet I will have to have a taste
uncle daddy's house in full effect
When I think about cream I think about __________________________
When I think about cream I think about __________________________
When I think about cream I think about all those lonely bagels.
She asked what was up my sleeve, _______________ .
When I think about cream I think about all those lonely bagels.
She asked what was up my sleeve, _______________ .
She asked what was up my sleeve, and I told her she would find out soon enough and pointed that way --------------->
When I think about how she feels in my arms _______________________
When I think about how she feels in my arms my gut tightens deliciously and I sigh.
Waking up with her next to me makes me_______________________
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
Waking up with her next to me makes me i wonder how much tequila i had.. and if Daddy is even in the room
When I have too much to drink _______________________________
When I have too much to drink I tend to think that everything is hilariously funny.
Walking along the beach one day I found_____________
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
Walking along the beach one day I found a piece of bamboo driftwood
that was 2 feet long and hollow,
I made it into a drum and ___________________
uncle daddy's house in full effect
I made it into a drum and beat it like Ricky Riccardo
When I hear the bongos I _______________________________
When I hear the bongos I get the urge to go on an African Safari.
I felt a soft breeze across my shoulders and when I turned to look __________
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
I felt a soft breeze across my shoulders and when I turned to look a tornado was coming..
He took my hand and we went _____________________________________
he took my hand & we went looking for film for my camera...
I tried to take hys pic but hy grabbed my_________________
He took my hand and we went to ask the Wizard if we could borrow
more money 'cause the Black Jack table just wasn't working out like we had hoped.
We ran out of gas on the _____________.
[quote=bmerchef;2873177]I tried to take hys pic but hy grabbed my_________________
I tried to take hys pic but hy grabbed my arms and pulled me into a heated embrace.
If the price of gas keeps climbing I'm going to ________________
Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. ~Author UnknownSunyD
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If the price of gas keeps climbing I'm going to have no choice but to pay it
When I drink coffee I ___________________________________
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When I drink coffee I feel that sigh of relief. It is like an addict that ____________________________________________
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[quote=Sunydispozishun;2871291]We both looked up just in thyme to see Rosemary. <snip>
Brrrilliant!
Thanks Suny, but I really must give the credit to Simon and Garfunkle.
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