Finish My Sentence...

[The_Lady_Snow]

When I tried to pick just the right fruit, along came this huge fruit bat that swooped down and accosted me for it.

When the clock struck twelve an eerie silence the dungoen halls, then out of nowhere a whip was cracked.

The priest walked down the way to see if he could---------------.

[joectigger]

The priest walked down the way to see if he could find this non existant angelic version of Snow.


If the green car goes 40 mph, how fast__________

[The_Lady_Snow]

The priest walked down the way to see if he could find this non existant angelic version of Snow.


If the green car goes 40 mph, how fast is the red car going that is carrying the 3 girls from Topeka?

As I found My holy half on the path, a rabid squirrel___________.

[Naneegirl]

As I found My holy half on the path, a rabid squirrel___________.[/i][/color]

As I found My holy half on the path, a rabid squirrel ate a cupcake.


I was holding hands with a clown one day when he ______________.

[The_Lady_Snow]

As I found My holy half on the path, a rabid squirrel ate a cupcake.


I was holding hands with a clown one day when he whispered in My ear... *You will die tonight*.

I had a panic attack after hearing My neighbors___________.

[koop]

I had a panic attack after hearing My neighbors_vibrator from across the street__________.

When I tried to get a look at it ________________________.

[The_Lady_Snow]

When I tried to get a look at it they stopped mid motion, looked over at Me and I screamed, they had turned into zombies.

The girl next door brought Me a ___________.

[koop]

The girl next door brought Me a ___banana shaped vibrator she had gotten out of a fruit basket somewhere________.

I asked if she had _____________________________.

[Bebo]

I asked if she had _____________________________.

I asked if she had ever tried it?

I was shocked when she said_____________________________ Bebo

[HumV4me]

I was shocked when she said, "No, so I thought youd be willing to show me, Bebo.

My face flushed with___________

Alicia Ann

[DAYWALKER]

I was shocked when she said, "No, so I thought youd be willing to show me, Bebo.

My face flushed with___________

Alicia Ann

My face flushed with the water they told me was from a real spring!
...


So I asked the guy why all the bottles _____________________.

[GlamMama]

So I asked the guy why all the bottles were different and why he hadn't tasted the wine from the cobalt container precariously perched at the end of the bumpy stone counter, but he was lost in thought and wasn't listening to the rich sound of my voice anymore.

Excuse me, I said, do you need....

[aprettydress]

Excuse me, I said, "Do you need this?"

If we're still enjoying eachother in 5 years, ...

[HoppinMedic]

Excuse me, I said, "Do you need this?"

If we're still enjoying eachother in 5 years, ...

If we're still enjoying each other in 5 years lets get the others name in matching ink on our backs.

I carefully held the egg________________.

[rubygirl]

I carefully held the egg in my hand and then it began to shake. A tiny Godzilla hatched out of it.

I went on a trip to a far away land where _____________.

[GlamMama]

I went on a trip to a far away land where there was no ice for the carbonated sodas and the only way I could relax after a long day exploring the ruins was by zipping myself into my stifling tent and lying on the hard ground, not made any softer by my deflated therma rest.

This is really frustrating she said when....

[cicibird]

"This is Really Frustrating," she said, as he awkwardly offered a handshake but withdrew his hand only moments before mine connected with it, at which point I decided that Really's name was almost fitting.

There was this one time, at science camp, when...

[koop]

"This is Really Frustrating," she said, as he awkwardly offered a handshake but withdrew his hand only moments before mine connected with it, at which point I decided that Really's name was almost fitting.

There was this one time, at science camp, when...

There was this one time at science camp when the explosion from the chemicals we mixed made all the girls bikini tops fall off.

As we laid on the blanket next to the picnic basket ............

[slyboisgirl]

As we laid on the blanket next to the picinic basket, I had this incredible urge to throw my arms around you.
Shortly after, the fireworks show began and ___________

[slyboi]

As we laid on the blanket next to the picinic basket, I had this incredible urge to throw my arms around you.
Shortly after, the fireworks show began and ___________

Shortly after, the fireworks show began and the lights brightened your eyes, I knew I was forever yours.

As the fireworks display ended and the crowd began to leave ________

[HoppinMedic]

Shortly after, the fireworks show began and the lights brightened your eyes, I knew I was forever yours.

As the fireworks display ended and the crowd began to leave ________

As the fireworks display ended and the crowd began to leave...I noticed that the roof of the gazebo was on fire.

Confucius says ____________.

[HumV4me]

Confucius says, He who argues with a fool becomes a fool.

If we are all on the same page, then________________________?

Alicia Ann

[DAYWALKER]

If we are all on the same page, then________________________?

Alicia Ann

If we are all on the same page, then why is my ink disappearing?


I told the teacher I wanted to go home, so she says to me ____________.

[SyrZ]

If we are all on the same page, then why is my ink disappearing?


I told the teacher I wanted to go home, so she says to me ____________.

I told the teacher I wanted to go home, so she says to me how does it feel to want.

looking down from my chair I could see______________

[GlamMama]

looking down from my chair I could see a row of ants maching toward the crumbs I dropped in my haste to eat your cookies.

When I got there, I was reminded....

[cicibird]

When I got there, I was reminded that the cookies were not vegan and felt guilty enough to give them to the ants.

Rainy saturday mornings are good for sleeping in, making pancakes, and ...

[rubygirl]

Rainy saturday mornings are good for sleeping in, making pancakes, and knitting a new blanket for your new pet Godzilla.

Pantyhose has many great uses other than wearing them, you can also ______.

[GlamMama]

Pantyhose has many great uses other than wearing them, you can also use them to strain plain yogurt, creating a thick, lovely concoction called yogurt cheese.

When you get aggravated by all the little things, you know it's time to....

[equine_femme]

When you get aggravated by all the little things, you know it's time to....plug in the ipod, grab a dog and go for a run, a long run to melt away the aggravation.



When I arrived, I was soaked to the skin...

[~jolynn~]

Pantyhose has many great uses other than wearing them, you can also use them to strain plain yogurt, creating a thick, lovely concoction called yogurt cheese.

When you get aggravated by all the little things, you know it's time to....

When you get aggravated by all the little things, you know it's time to take a nap.



I just don't understand why some people....

[~jolynn~]

When you get aggravated by all the little things, you know it's time to....plug in the ipod, grab a dog and go for a run, a long run to melt away the aggravation.



When I arrived, I was soaked to the skin...

When I arrived, I was soaked to the skin but my mind was feverish with delicious thoughts of what was to come.

Sometimes it is just easier to remember...

[deanThoreau]

Sometimes its just easier to remember: that in the greater scheme of things it really does not matter at all.


In the middle of an encounter it is best to:

[Kayden]

In the middle of an encounter it is best to: scream like a girl and run away

I tried to coax her out of hiding, but .........

[rubygirl]

I tried to coax her out of hiding, but she was too afraid the giant PINK penis was after her.

When I was eating my Ice cream ______.

[MiamiButch]

I kept thinking to myself, if I drip any of this on my tux, my wife is going to kill me. So....

[rubygirl]

I kept thinking to myself, if I drip any of this on my tux, my wife is going to kill me. So...I better put on my butch bib.

They say two heads are better than one because ____.

[Lulu]

I kept thinking to myself, if I drip any of this on my tux, my wife is going to kill me. So...I better put on my butch bib.

They say two heads are better than one because ____.

They say two heads are better than one because they hadn't thought up the word brainstorming yet .

On my birthday I was surprised by __________________

[rubygirl]

On my birthday I was surprised by the large birthday cake, then the ugliest martian jumped out of it.

One, two buckle my shoe, _______________.

[SyrZ]

One, two buckle my shoe,three, four I keep your bent over at the door.

When I wish on a star_____________

[rubygirl]

When I wish on a star it usually falls in my eye.

I had to go to the emergency room and there I saw a ....