Originally Posted by DAYWALKER
Kiss me here, " she moaned, as she pointed to her open toed shoes,
exposing the hammer toes you never knew about...til just then.
The flag raised high, and ______________.
The flag raised high, and all the members of The Hammer Toe Clan Troop # 293 saluted and pledged their allegience.
At one point, they even _______________________________.
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.”
~Richard Moss~
YAY GAY PEOPLE!!!
At one point they even shed nails in the form of a 21 toe salute, glorifying the discovery of the humming, square dildo.
A celebration matched only by.................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
A celebration matched only by the Fabulous Fingernail Brigade's Nekkid Ice-Dancing Show, starring Buffy McSparkly.
Despite her Mother's warning, Francesca went to the Softball game and __________.
"Character is what you are; reputation is what you try to make people think you are."~ Anonymous
Despite her mother's warning, Francesca went to the softball game and spent the entire afternoon mooning the umpire.
Wait a minute.... you can't...................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Wait a minute...you can't cry...there's no crying in baseball or 'go fish' and
if you cry then we'll all laugh at you, and...we'll tell on you too!
On the bottom of the ocean, we found all six _______________.
On the bottom of the ocean, we found all six of the missing munchkins, that had mysteriously disappeared from the event celebrating the end of western rule.Wait a minute...you can't cry...there's no crying in baseball or 'go fish' and
if you cry then we'll all laugh at you, and...we'll tell on you too!
On the bottom of the ocean, we found all six _______________.
If one were to hold their breath.................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
If one were to hold their breath for long enough,
then the possibilities of creating a gaggle of new blue hues shall be endless.
Without the sound of the trains, we would never ______________.
Without the sound of trains, we would never know the sound of loneliness, nor would we know what the hell Johnny Cash was tryin' to say!!If one were to hold their breath for long enough,
then the possibilities of creating a gaggle of new blue hues shall be endless.
Without the sound of the trains, we would never ______________.
Creation is not unique as.....................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Creation is not unique, as it runs rampant through our minds everyday,
especially when one is left with only one paddle in their canoe and there
is no water for miles around.
...
So much lumber, so few _________.
so much lumber, so few people who are honest with you when you are dating them.
i was driving down the road and then i__________________
I was driving down the road and then I realized where I had left
that other paddle after all, and turned the car around and headed back
to the ridge up on Shit Creek to retireve it.
After having spilled my milk, I put _____________.
...
...
After having spilled my milk, I put the cup on the window as a reminder that it truly is a waste of time to cry for any reason.I was driving down the road and then I realized where I had left
that other paddle after all, and turned the car around and headed back
to the ridge up on Shit Creek to retireve it.
After having spilled my milk, I put _____________.
After seeing what the future holds...........................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
After seeing what the future holds, I put on my
haul as a Zombie apprentice, where I also learned how to highlight in
order to view the hella funny, yet astoundingly snarky invisi-font posts that
are just as important, if not moreso...than the non invisi-font stuff.
Good luck on your journey, and make sure your boots are __________.
After seeing what the future holds, I put on my
haul as a Zombie apprentice, where I also learned how to highlight in
order to view the hella funny, yet astoundingly snarky invisi-font posts that
are just as important, if not moreso...than the non invisi-font stuff.
Good luck on your journey, and make sure your boots are __________.
Good luck on your journey, and make sure your boots are zipped up the way your mouth sometimes should be!
For, as we all know, _________________________________.
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.”
~Richard Moss~
YAY GAY PEOPLE!!!
For, as we all know how to perform this particular task, it is still a rarity to see,
and certainly picture worthy.
The reason for living matters not, if one_______________.
For, as we all know how to perform this particular task, it is still a rarity to see,
and certainly picture worthy.
The reason for living matters not, if one_______________.
The reason for living matters not, if one lives with reason.
What can one say about a _____________________________.
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.”
~Richard Moss~
YAY GAY PEOPLE!!!
What can one say about a picture worthy life full of reason.
To gift one with.................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
To gift one with.................................Humor is the greatest gift.
All Spirit flows from........
"Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them".
~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)
All Spirit flows from the same little factory, upon the same sphere, and into
the same atmosphere that we live and breathe...now if some people would
just breathe more, and some less...what a world this would be!
On the other hand, she wore a_______________.
All Spirit flows from the same little factory, upon the same sphere, and into
the same atmosphere that we live and breathe...now if some people would
just breathe more, and some less...what a world this would be!
On the other hand, she wore a_______________.
On the other hand, she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka~dot bikini.
Couple that with the ____________________________.
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.”
~Richard Moss~
YAY GAY PEOPLE!!!
Couple that with the ____________________________.
Ken doll on his surfboard.........
We'd have a............
"Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them".
~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)
Couple that with the ____________________________.
Ken doll on his surfboard.........
We'd have a............We'd have a hell of a time proving that the ground is soft and sky is hard,
since no one has yet to touch the sky...fer real dough.
Music was coming from the trunk________________.
We'd have a hell of a time proving that the ground is soft and sky is hard,
since no one has yet to touch the sky...fer real dough.
Music was coming from the trunk________________.
Music was coming from the trunk of her '57 Chevy, rattling every window in sight.
Something in the way ______________________________________.
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.”
~Richard Moss~
YAY GAY PEOPLE!!!
Something in the way she mooed
Crazy old farm dyke.......................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Something in the way she mooed
Crazy old farm dyke.......................................
Hehe....thump
Get yer........
"Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them".
~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)
Get yer feet off the damn table!
The ladder slipped..............................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
The ladder slipped, and instead riding it all the way down to the ground,
I jumped off and landed on the neighbor, who was trying to catch the
ladder...and I thanked him for such a soft landing...then took him
to the Emergency room.
...
The next time that car backs into my ___________________.
The next time that car backs into my pool I'm gonna get pissed and I'll be damned if I'll help get it out again.The ladder slipped, and instead riding it all the way down to the ground,
I jumped off and landed on the neighbor, who was trying to catch the
ladder...and I thanked him for such a soft landing...then took him
to the Emergency room.
The next time that car backs into my ___________________.
How much time......................................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
How much time is mixed into a life recipe?
Thinking about earlobes creates____________
If anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!
Miles, Sideways (2004)
Thinking about earlobes creates a noise that only I can hear,
but everyone else can see.
Cover up those damned kids, they're ________________.
Thinking about earlobes creates a noise that only I can hear,
but everyone else can see.
Cover up those damned kids, they're gonna catch a cold if they go outside in only rubber boots!
One time we went an a road trip to__________________.
ev·o·lu·tion Pronunciation Key (v-lshn, v-) n. A gradual process in which something changes into a different and usually more complex or better form. Ladies and Gents welcome to MY evolution
One time we went an a road trip to see if the world was round,
but got distracted by the Dairy Queen and then got arrested for argueing
with the DQ over whether to double-dip or not to double-dip.
If only it had snowed, then we could have _______________.
If only it had snowed, then we could have made our escape on racing sleds equipped to keep our stolen double-dips at optimum temperature for future munchies.One time we went an a road trip to see if the world was round,
but got distracted by the Dairy Queen and then got arrested for argueing
with the DQ over whether to double-dip or not to double-dip.
If only it had snowed, then we could have _______________.
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
If only it had snowed, then we could have made our escape on racing sleds equipped to keep our stolen double-dips at optimum temperature for future munchies.
Why does it always seem to rain on my parade on the days I forget my umbrella?
Did you pick up some pork for the _______________?
Did you pick up some pork for the easter picnic at the Church of What's Happenin' Now?Why does it always seem to rain on my parade on the days I forget my umbrella?
Did you pick up some pork for the _______________?
Although sliced thinly................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Although sliced thinly the soap would not fit inside the shampoo bottleDid you pick up some pork for the easter picnic at the Church of What's Happenin' Now?
Although sliced thinly................................................
Hot chinese mustard
If anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!
Miles, Sideways (2004)
Hot chinese mustard has no business in my milk,
so whoever put it there...should prepare to have their cheerios laced with salt.
Your arms are so long, I thought _______________.
Your arms are so long, I thought perhaps you were the spawn of wild, hairless orangutans.Hot chinese mustard has no business in my milk,
so whoever put it there...should prepare to have their cheerios laced with salt.
Your arms are so long, I thought _______________.
If duct tape is tightly wound..........................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Your arms are so long, I thought perhaps you were the spawn of wild, hairless orangutans.
If duct tape is tightly wound..........................................If duct tape is tightly wound, it just means I care.
Bring the moon with you when _______________.
If duct tape is tightly wound, it just mean I care.
Bring the moon with you when you come over for lasagna.
One time I went on a walk and met up with_______________.
ev·o·lu·tion Pronunciation Key (v-lshn, v-) n. A gradual process in which something changes into a different and usually more complex or better form. Ladies and Gents welcome to MY evolution
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