Finish My Sentence...

**fancyfreckle** · 10-09-2007, 11:16 PM

The hairdresser tried his own saliva on me once and ended up in ICU with an amputated tongue. Damn, those clippers were sharper than I suspected.

ICU is not a good place for.................................................

**DAYWALKER** · 10-10-2007, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by fancyfreckle

The hairdresser tried his own saliva on me once and ended up in ICU with an amputated tongue. Damn, those clippers were sharper than I suspected.

ICU is not a good place for.................................................

ICU is not a good place for vengeance.

If it hadn't been for that squirrel in the __________________.

**rubygirl** · 10-11-2007, 07:58 PM

If it hadn't been for that squirrel in the bakery eating all the baked goods, I would have bought a pie for thanksgiving.

If at first ......

**Bebo** · 10-12-2007, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by rubygirl

If it hadn't been for that squirrel in the bakery eating all the baked goods, I would have bought a pie for thanksgiving.

If at first ......

If at first glance you become excited, buy it.

There were no................................

**rubygirl** · 10-12-2007, 04:55 AM

There were no wrinkles on the woman's face who is 92 years old. She used mayo as a cream every day.

The stars ....

**DAYWALKER** · 10-12-2007, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by rubygirl

There were no wrinkles on the woman's face who is 92 years old. She used mayo as a cream every day.

The stars ....

The stars converged upon the night sky,
taking random image shots of our eyes.

The functionality of the Eight Ball __________________.

**fancyfreckle** · 10-12-2007, 10:51 AM

The functionality of the eight ball has been a perpetuated myth meant to tarnish the dark ball's pristine reputation.

Oatmeal cookie candles...........................

**DAYWALKER** · 10-12-2007, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by fancyfreckle

The functionality of the eight ball has been a perpetuated myth meant to tarnish the dark ball's pristine reputation.

Oatmeal cookie candles...........................

Heehee...I like that one!

Oatmeal cookie candles will be on the breakfast table next to the chocolate flavored straws and the H.R. Puff n Stuff cereal bowl and spoon sets for the guests this weekend.

The sunlight in my eyes was only ________________.

**DebonairMoon** · 10-12-2007, 11:16 AM

The sunlight in my eyes was only made worse by the fact that I was up till 3 am partying in the Diva's room after the ball at the Bash.

In this part of the state ____________.

**fancyfreckle** · 10-12-2007, 11:21 AM

In this part of the state we languish in the fact that no one acknowledges us as being within the same state as NYC. It's lovely to be unknown.

We're meant to be....................................

**DAYWALKER** · 10-12-2007, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by fancyfreckle

In this part of the state we languish in the fact that no one acknowledges us as being within the same state as NYC. It's lovely to be unknown.

We're meant to be....................................

We're meant to be visible to those who wanna see,
and invisible to those who are blind to reality.

No one said a word to the woman in the ________________.

**fancyfreckle** · 10-12-2007, 11:33 AM

No one said a word to the woman in the tawdry clothes because it was assumed that she had no money, no education, no hygiene and no proper decorum; how utterly wrong they were.

It's time to walk to................................................

**DebonairMoon** · 10-12-2007, 11:37 AM

It's time to walk to the store and get away from these threads.

Did you know that once I _____________.

**fancyfreckle** · 10-12-2007, 11:41 AM

Did you know that once I practiced sarcasm and I surely thought the world would halt in its orbit at the notion that someone could use semi-sophisticated humor to point out a ludicrous situation.

Oh well, tomorrow is................................

**teddybearbutch** · 10-12-2007, 11:44 AM

Oh well, tomorrow is a New day and Ill treat it like It is going to be my last and make as many memories I can

What I hate to do the most is.........................

**DebonairMoon** · 10-12-2007, 12:28 PM

What I hate to do most is go grocery shopping.

At some point in time _________.

**teddybearbutch** · 10-12-2007, 12:30 PM

At some point in time I hope and pray the ppl who think it is fun to KEEP trying to stick a KNIFE in my back would get a life of their own and leave my alone

I love this about fall.......................

**DAYWALKER** · 10-12-2007, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by teddybearbutch

At some point in time I hope and pray the ppl who think it is fun to KEEP trying to stick a KNIFE in my back would get a life of their own and leave my alone

I love this about fall.......................

I love this about fall fashion failure; no matter what you wear,
someone else bought the same damned thing!

... ...

If a tree falls in the mall ________________.

**teddybearbutch** · 10-12-2007, 01:13 PM

If a tree falls in the mall there is going to be ALOT of screeming teenagers and the news crews will be there before the tree can be made into firewood

When I see a tractor-trailer I see ........................

**DAYWALKER** · 10-12-2007, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by teddybearbutch

If a tree falls in the mall there is going to be ALOT of screeming teenagers and the news crews will be there before the tree can be made into firewood

When I see a tractor-trailer I see ........................

When I see a tractor-trailer I see the little Tonka's my Mom used to buy me,
but the funny thing is the rider never quite looks the same as those little
rubber crazy-men that I put on da Tonka and pushed around in the
dirt...near the cactus...where I was told not to play...but did it anyway.

I listen to that radio station because ______________.

**teddybearbutch** · 10-12-2007, 01:24 PM

I listen to that radio station because her voice is so sexy I just HAVE to listen to her however I know that isnt really the reason i LOVE the music

I order................. last week and instead got ......................

**CountryBoi** · 10-12-2007, 09:15 PM

I order a new cock last week and instead got a purple vibrator.

I slipped because the sidewalk. . .

**rubygirl** · 10-12-2007, 11:07 PM

I slipped because the sidewalk was covered in cooking oil. Someone decided they didn't like the brand they bought and dumped it out.

The store was ....

**HoppinMedic** · 10-13-2007, 12:37 AM

The store was ....Held up by bandits that were disguised as the three stooges.

When he found the ruby gemstone.....

**JackSpade** · 10-13-2007, 03:30 AM

When he found the ruby gemstone.....He placed it in the Ziploc bag with Winston, his beta fish, for safe keeping.
As he walked past the window he noticed…….

**rubygirl** · 10-13-2007, 03:34 AM

As he walked past the window he noticed his reflection which resembled a pirate from a galaxy far beyond our own. He appeared to have three horns and a nose a foot long.

Under the tree ...

**JackSpade** · 10-13-2007, 03:47 AM

Under the tree ... He found a fellowly shade for his long nose, which was warm from the sun.

What a remarkable video....

**rubygirl** · 10-13-2007, 03:57 AM

What a remarkable video the lady made of shearing a cat who has burrs stuck in it's fur.

The mysterious box ...

**Bebo** · 10-13-2007, 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by rubygirl

What a remarkable video the lady made of shearing a cat who has burrs stuck in it's fur.

The mysterious box ...

The mysterious box containing the burr infested fur had been placed precariously on the top shelf to keep it safe from wandering gypsies.

I knew at once..................................

**fancyfreckle** · 10-13-2007, 06:02 AM

I knew at once that doubt had set in, as the play had so successfully triggered a myriad of thoughts.

Boring sentences come naturally to me because, ......................................

**DAYWALKER** · 10-13-2007, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by fancyfreckle

I knew at once that doubt had set in, as the play had so successfully triggered a myriad of thoughts.

Boring sentences come naturally to me because, ......................................

Boring sentences come naturally to me because I'm color blind, have no taste buds, and never owned a pair of roller skates.

The truck on the lawn ___________________.

**rubygirl** · 10-13-2007, 01:57 PM

The truck on the lawn was upside down and the garden gnome was sitting on top of the truck. Hmmm.....makes you wonder what type of powers these little objects posses.

The gnome ..,.

**teddybearbutch** · 10-13-2007, 02:01 PM

The gnome was making sure his chute was fastened tight before diving head first out of the airplane

The sled was broken but a little work...................

**rubygirl** · 10-13-2007, 02:04 PM

The sled was broken but a little work had restored it back into the great mysterious sled that belongs to a man wearing a red suit, who visits children once a year and brings joy to those who believe.

How lovely the ....

**teddybearbutch** · 10-13-2007, 02:14 PM

How lovely the view was from the airplane as the gnome was looking out over the alps

The all time best time I have ever had was when

**rubygirl** · 10-13-2007, 02:47 PM

The all time best time I have ever had was when I was in a mud fight with a garden gnome. However, I didn't realize it was a gnome, I thought I was wrestling my best friend's haunted doll, Chuckie.

The truth came out when ...

**teddybearbutch** · 10-13-2007, 04:11 PM

The truth came out when the gnome fresh from mud wrestling with the beautiful femme couldnt hide hys woody

The strom wasnt over when the lights went out and

**fancyfreckle** · 10-13-2007, 07:35 PM

The storm wasn't over when the lights went out and the rush of water started pouring in from under the door.

Roasted pumpkin seeds make me..................................