In the closet you will find a small hidden door.Originally Posted by rubygirl
Barbie is a ho.................................................
In the closet you will find a small hidden door.
Barbie is a ho.................................................
Last edited by Bebo; 09-30-2007 at 07:55 PM.
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Barbie is a horrible leader in plastic surgery.
Hair is important ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hair is important so the sun doesn't burn the top of your head.
The sky turned dark. . .
Hair is important to 70's band members.
Barbie once.......................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
When the sky turned dark, Barbie once decided to go streaking through a cemetary in the buff.
How do you ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
How do you suppose she was able to run with such demented measurements?
I suppose if you tried.............................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
I suppose if you tried to tape her breasts up, then running would be easier.
Duct tape ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Duct tape is the ultimate tape experience.
When one attemp[ts to..............................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
when one attempts to hunts wabbits...be very very quiet
Smokey and the bandit....
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” ~Judy Garland~
Smokey and the bandit were bed time friends. They would cuddle together and tell each other ghost stories.
I love a ...
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
I love a parade of jogging, duct taped barbies going by on a hot day.
Did you ever notice...................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Did you ever notice the Barbies were taped both around the chest and around the hips?
Tape is best ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Tape is best applied while in a drunken stupor and wearing fishnet stockings .
Perhaps it would be better................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Perhaps it would be better if all the body hair was shaved before applying the tape.
Ouch, that ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
ouch that hurt big time.. *sighs*
you are crazy to..
Ouch, that was great fun.
Do you have a ........................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Do you have a clue as to how amazing I am?
Grab those handcuffs and..
IAsh.... True Love Story
Grab those handcuffs and bring them here .......NOW!
I think you misunderstood my..............................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
i think you misunderstood my body language.
we can go on a picnic and pack
I think you misunderstood my laughter. I was laughing at you, not with you
Let's play dress up...
I
Let's play dress up and I'll fix your leotards for ya.I think you misunderstood my laughter. I was laughing at you, not with you
Let's play dress up...
A little princess........................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
A little princess skipped off to school. She looked forward to more fairy tale's.
The spider spun her. . .
The spider spun her chair around,
and demanded that her 3 missing socks be returned at once!
The candle fell over, and caught the ____________.
The candle fell over, and caught the lingerie on fire so she had to dance in the nude.
While walking through the leaves.......
While walking through the leaves, some nekkid lady on fire fell off a balcony...heh
The candle fell over, and caught the lingerie on fire so she had to dance in the nude.
While walking through the leaves.......While walking through the leaves behind the boat house,
I found a rowboat with just one paddle and was totally convinced I was
standing where the now legendary Shit Creek used to be.
The umbrella wouldn't open, so _______________.
While walking through the leaves behind the boat house,
I found a rowboat with just one paddle and was totally convinced I was
standing where the now legendary Shit Creek used to be.
The umbrella wouldn't open, so _______________.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! That was a good one!
The umbrella wouldn't open, so I grabbed the closest empty trash can and put it over my head.
As the car sped by me...
the umbrella wouldnt open so i hide under my Daddis shirt
she picked the lolli out of hys back pocket and.....
As the car sped by me, suddenly the freaking umbrella opens and away I flew like Mary freakin' Poppins into the air just in time...!
I locked the door behind me just _________________.
I locked the door behind me just as I was moving my tail out of the way.
Orange stickers are ..........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Orange stickers are mandatory on all alien spacecraft entering earth's orbit. Regardless of penis color.
Once when I jumped..............................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Once when I jumped up from my chair, I hit my head real hard on the chandelier. However, it wasn't a chandelier, it was a spaceship hanging from the ceiling.
Chicken poop is best ......
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Chicken poop is best served with rice to those who have become infatuated with it.
Another hobby could be..............................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Another hobby could be using pigs for turffle collecting. You never know when you or the pig will spot a porous brown piece of gold.
There is a black ............
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
There is a blackhead the size of a golfball on the creeps forehead.
Inside you'll find.........
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Inside you'll find 3 liters of yellow ooey-goeey puss.
My stomach ................
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
My stomach, unfortunately only has a 1 litre capacity and I've already eaten a number of jalapeno stuffed olives, but thank you.
Maybe you would benefit............................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Maybe you would benefit from a new product that expands the stomach to accommodate more and more food - it's called "take-out".
This burger ...
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
bland and needs more spices.
My dream is.....
Don't get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when they start to not give a fuck.
My dream time is wasted in a place where dreams do not come.
Where did the.......................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Where did the case of mayo packets go to? Did the aliens steal it?
When I sat down ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
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