My mind went blank because I had smoked a few too many.Originally Posted by rubygirl
Not a problem, I'll................................................
My mind went blank because I had smoked a few too many.
Not a problem, I'll................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Not a problem, I'll go to sleep and see if I have any spirits come to me and talk to me. Maybe they'll give me next lottery's winning numbers.
I was so disgusted by hys .........................
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
I was so disgusted by hys nose picking/flicking habit that I could never imbibe in escargot again.
Calamari is kinda ...................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Calamari is kinda like eating the bottom of a shoe.
The warden saw the inmate ..........
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The warden saw the inmate board the lavendar penised aliens starship.
The wind screamed with a fierceness that................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
The wind screamed with a fierceness that lifted all the toupees off the alien's heads.
Look!! There goes a purple penis running ..................
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Look!! There goes a purple penis running along the hydro wires trying to unfold it's wings and take off.
Who knew it would always..................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Who knew it would always rain whenever we would set out the jumping castle outside.
My best friend told me about a problem she was having. It involves .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
My best friend told me about a problem she was having. It involves aliens with purple penises that fly from jumping castle to jumping castle spreading sample mayo packets to the poor.
Salad is acceptable if.......................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Salad is acceptable if you do a ritual prayer for salad eating while in the accompaniment of aliens who resemble purple penises wearing bras and men's underwear who jump in bouncy castles spreading sample mayo packs to people.
Was that a long sentence or .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Was that a long sentence or is she just hallucinating about ritualistic salad ceremonies initiated by purple penis-like aliens enshrouded in human lingerie distributing suspect mayo samples from castle to castle effectively disembowelling the local mayo distribution system.
Whew............................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Whew I'm tired.
Have you seen .........................
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Have you seen any aliens on your travels?Whew I'm tired.
Have you seen .........................
Who drove the ...............................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Who drove the purple penis van? I saw a head pop up and it scared me - only had one eye.
The eye doctor said ...............
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The eye doctor said "Holy shit! It's a one eyed, purple penis van chauffeur.
Where the hell....................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Where the hell is the animal control when you need them? Hmm....do they catch purple penis aliens?
The net was .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The net was not adequateas the alien was quite well endowed.
A true lover of aliens would.......................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
A true lover of aliens would know that nets turn aliens on. They see it as a form of foreplay.
One who works with aliens ......
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
One who works with aliens should no more tease them with a net than you would a wild bull with a red cape.
Unless of course there's a ..................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
Unless of course there's a shortage of humans and then we would have to co-mingle with aliens who resemble purple penises, wearing bras, blah blah blah - you know the story by now.
The chapter on purple penis aliens ...................
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The chapter on purple penis aliens shall close now 'til such a time as it will be revived again and again.Unless of course there's a shortage of humans and then we would have to co-mingle with aliens who resemble purple penises, wearing bras, blah blah blah - you know the story by now.
The chapter on purple penis aliens ...................
The need to....................................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
The need to annoy everyone has overtaken me suddenly.
Without my bra I would..................................................
The need to reach into a cloud and pull it down to the ground just to have
a peaceful place to rest my mind...is sometimes overwhelming.
I stepped over the man hole, just in time to ______________.
Even without her bra she was able to step over the manhole cover in time to miss the dragon fire that rose from it.The need to reach into a cloud and pull it down to the ground just to have
a peaceful place to rest my mind...is sometimes overwhelming.
I stepped over the man hole, just in time to ______________.
That was difficult to..................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
That was difficult to watch because she jumped over in a wheelchair.
Little did I know she was part of a wheelchair athletic group who .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Little did I know she was part of a wheelchair athletic group who played benefit games to raise funds for the Special Olympics.
I was shocked to learn.....................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
I was shocked to learn that she wasn't really human but an orange alien in disguise who resembles the purple penis alien.
The orange alien .......................
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
The orange alien could not understand the femmes on plant earth
So where did you say____________________
The orange alien could not understand the femmes on plant earth
So where did you say____________________
So where did you say you put the toilet paper? I have the runs and need it.
When I was at the grocery store ...
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
When I was at the grocery store the other day, I witnessed a crowd of
Senior Citizens totally harrassing the Girl Scouts over the price of...cookies.
I rented a car last week and was asked if I wouldn't mind taking____________.
I rented a car last week and was asked if I wouldn't mind taking a parcel along.When I was at the grocery store the other day, I witnessed a crowd of
Senior Citizens totally harrassing the Girl Scouts over the price of...cookies.
I rented a car last week and was asked if I wouldn't mind taking____________.
As it turned out it was.............................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
As it turned out it was a package that had a scratching noise coming from within
I decided to pull over.........
I decided to pull over and check the parcel. To my surprise, there was a case load of mayo sample packs and a tiny mouse eating them.
Beside me on the seat was .............
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Beside me on the seat was the most beautiful woman I had ever had the misfortune of sitting next to given that I was dressed to the nines but, even so, couldn't begin to compare to her repugnant opulence and allure.
Even though I felt inferior, I....
Even though I felt inferior, I felt like I was all she wanted. Her beauty was unbelievable but when she smiled, I nearly died seeing a mouth full of yellow teeth.
What is that brown thing? Could it ...
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
chocolate left over from last nights dessert. <horrified grimace> Time to get out the trusty dental floss and bleaching agents. This client's dental bill will be...
The day will come when after harnessing space, the winds, the tides and gravitation, we shall harness the energies of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, we shall have discovered fire. -Tielhard deChardin
This client's dental bill will be hard to cover with such crappy insurance.
I decided to leave and take.........
I decided to leave and take a break from the horrid smelling cheese. Working in a cheese factory can be hazardous to your health.
Eewww, there's something yellow .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
Ewwwww, there's something yellow dripping out of the alien's hearing orifice!!
The chunks were particularly.................................................
What don't kill ya just makes ya stronger.
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