Hush with your anger and apprehension and just hug me..Originally Posted by thekid127
Hush with your anger and apprehension and just hug me..
B.V.I.S. w/ B.B.B.T.,they've been my motivators to success..
Bringing a New Face and Attitude to Hollywood!
"Make a bet with me, and I will win. Fight me, and you will lose. Tell me I can't, and I will. Tell me to, and I won't. Dare me, and I'll do it. Say I can't, and I will."
" Sometimes I wish you would just.." Addmit that
you like Florida peaches even though their so dang juicy who are you..
trying to kid? I always say I hate sweets but everyone knows...
I keep an emergency candy supply in my computer bag, car, desk, tool box, toilet roll holder. What would you say if....
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
Spanish proverb
I told you once I even dropped a candy bar on the floor and picked it up and ate it! Do you think..
this behavior is normal? What would people say if they also knew that I....
used your tooth brush? By the way, I used all of your...
my bottom line:
Truth, honesty with no lies of omission.
Please be present with me and have a sense of humour, compassion, and consistency… desire monogamy, passion and service.
Nobody dies from the lack of sex. It's the lack of love we die from. ~Margaret Atwood
shaving cream when I shaved my legs this morning. I guess now you'll have to...........
get to the store and buy some more. While you are........
there can you pick up some ice cream. Now I will be able to..........
"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real."
make that sundae I have been craving... I'm also craving a.......there can you pick up some ice cream
smack on da @ss
How bout we get ............
"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real."
Wooo!!
smack on da @ss
How bout we get ............
...home so we can get this party STARTED! Did you bring the...
walnuts so we have lots of toppings. I'm beginning to feel...
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
kitty tongue on my toes. Sliding on bare floors in socking feet can.....
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
Spanish proverb
break something if it goes wrong. Are you sure it was a kitty...
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
if not who else would be lickin' your toes? Now where did I leave.....
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
Spanish proverb
my socks. The weather is so cold out I can't believe she...
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
is wearing a sundress. Grandma once told me.............
I'm moving on from my mistakes....
Learning how to take it day by day...
ON MY HIGHWAY.....
Jason Aldean
she was run over by a reindeer. She was okay until...
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
she got up and puked. She was sooooooo sick that.......
"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real."
A ride to the hospital was necessary. Now she can.....
get back to her job. As she entered her work.....
"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real."
she noticed a peculiar odor. She sniffed cautiously until......
she realized it was her.........armpits. Somehow when the deer ran over her.........
"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real."
she broke into a nervous sweat. Now she.....
needs a shower. Wonder if she can......
"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real."
get her pits clean enough for no more smell. Too bad she thought the deer got...
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
all her flowers for perfume. Now she will have to.....
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
Spanish proverb
raid her herb garden instead. Armed with a pair of....
hands (lol) she began to rip n tear in her craziness. She went to an all you can...
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
"...tolerate" perfume store for some ideas. Dizzy and watery-eyed from the fumes, ...
almost made him puke, so he ran out and ...
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
tripped over a femme, landed in the wet grass, slid into a bush and bumped his head. The femme screamed "OMG", ran to him, kneeled on the ground, exposing her.....
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
Spanish proverb
face. He got up on his own and walked away.
I trust God with my life, after all He gave it to me. I might not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
"Wow, this has been a crazy day," he said. " Now I just want to....."
..have some quiet time that includes icecream and some...
"you're only given a little spark of madness. you mustn't lose it!" ~robin williams
...fresh fruit. He stopped off at the store...
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