But less painful than frying chicken naked.
They saw the waterfall and. . .
The water was cold so everything looked smaller.
Their clothes disappeared so. . .
The day will come when after harnessing space, the winds, the tides and gravitation, we shall harness the energies of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, we shall have discovered fire. -Tielhard deChardin![]()
And when she was good, she was pink and fluffy like a poodle that had been dipped in magenta dye then stuck under an old fashioned hair dryer until it poofed up with a likeness similar to amusement park cotton candy.
She pulled off the rapper and stuck.....
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The day will come when after harnessing space, the winds, the tides and gravitation, we shall harness the energies of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, we shall have discovered fire. -Tielhard deChardin![]()
Occasionally it happens that these vitamins and minerals do wonderful things to your hair, leaving it soft and silky.
The glow that came from ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ewww is a yucky thing-a-ma-bobber.
Her hair began to .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats."
The kitty-tornado was incensed and so I did the only thing I could - I ran away.
When you see a crazed kitty ......
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
Best you run before the claws come out and it makes goulash of your face.
The big pot ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
The big pot called out obscenities to the oblivious kettle.
I've got you on my............
How's that for calling this kettle Miss America in a bad wet dream?
There are things you can do to.......................
The largest thing I've tried to fit through the door was my new pet baby elephant.
While I was driving, I saw a ....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
While I was driving, I saw a home on a very dark road lit up with the most beautiful Christmas lights.
I opened the box of condoms to find. . .
What was I to think when you looked deep into my eyes and licked my finger tips?
What will you offer me to stop.........
Perhaps, one should first undress before entering the shower.
I my peas with honey, it surely makes them taste funny, but..........
I eat my peas with honey, it surely makes them taste funny, but makes the peas slide down my throat a lot easier.
Who cares if .....
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."Ralph Waldo Emerson
A better idea would be to let me take the lead for a change, I have all kinds of evil ideas.
If only you would......
The beauty of a woman is not the clothes she wears, or the figure she carries.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is reflected in her soul.The caring that she gives, and the passion that she shows.
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