well he "subtlety" disappears....I am PM'ing hys azz...where he go...took me an hour to wake after being kicked in da head with those cementies...do NOT do that again, Gilly!! As I apply a huge coconut milk soaked cold cloth to my grapefruit sized knot on my head...help me, lil filly. I was knocked out cold..come rescue ME from this madness...Originally Posted by honeypie
Can we keep this thread on ONE thread...making me crazy switching back and forth...lol...I'm old and fat...remember Skipper
My Handsome One...Did you not ask me just this very morning to go out and get some friends??? You said you needed more control well I'm just giving you what you asked for!!! Honey wants to satisfy you!
I'm truly happy for you Clay.On a side note, don't think I didn't notice you side stepping my post on the other thread you tricky devil.
I've got my eye on you two *eyes clay suspiciously*
Anyway *looks away from Clay slowly*...now that I've got some popcorn I'm heading over to the other thread to watch VH1 with Zimmy & Leah. Might catch a bit of the Handsome & Honey show too. A girl needs entertainment. *walks off*
Wow I must be tired. Walked all the way over to the other thread and realized we were watching all that stuff in here. *sigh*
Ren...YOU are tired...hell...you ain;t the one running all over this freakin island, chaisng that silly Gilly with tha lampshade on hys head and wearing cement footies...and I have this HUGE knot on my hear, where Gilly thot those shoes were for killing bugs..and a dam skeeter landed on my head...and I was out cold...for like an hour...and no one to rescue me...where oh where is my filly!!!!...whewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...and we ALL know skipper is a bit out of shpae...lol...
Sooo I told hym to stay hys azz on THIS thread...why we are running betwixt n between five of em is beyond me...
I am busy watchin the HANDSOME n HONEY show..what with all those coconut cream pies, and honey and knots on da head....whewwww
The HANDSOME n HONEY show...lmao...sounds a
bit kinky, eh?....hmmmmm....for real????
~~~~~~~innocent here~~~~~ (in my best BUTCH Rhett voice)why Ms Scarlett, I have NO idear what you may be referring to....ahemmmmmmI'm truly happy for you Clay.
Anyway *looks away from Clay slowly*...now that I've got some popcorn I'm heading over to the other thread to watch VH1 with Zimmy & Leah. Might catch a bit of the Handsome & Honey show too. A girl needs entertainment. *walks off*
Thanks for the wishes...I am always happy!!!
Sit right down here....we are all on this page now...
Zimmy, Leah, Ren..where's stimpy BTW...OMG I just had the FUNNIEST thought.....hey Gilligan I have to private ya with this one...lmao
Ok Clay, we are taking a 1/2 hour break for lunch. Honey is doing her Mommy thing. Phew!! I better go sit down. My head is spinning. Oh! It's the lampshade.
I'm a sucker for Femmes with dark hair.
Oh thank gawd for a break. I am worn out. I am going to go do the butch thing and eat some dinner...lol
Yea I see that lampshade spinning, way over here
Ummm Stimpy is at home taking care of all the butch stuff Stimpy should be taking care of. He's pretty awesome like that. *winces at the thought of Stimpy realizing we're calling him Stimpy*
Hello there again, lovely peeps. I'm all done with my work today. and, i forgot to mention. Single, young butch looking for femmes that are young. If there are any, come over to me. anyways, later peeps.
"Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better" . - Twelth Night (Act III, Scene I).
Ahhh you see now you're in a pickle Stud_pup because young is a very subjective word. What you or I would consider young isn't necessarily what Handsome or LD would consider young. Try to be a bit more specific about what you're looking for (while sparing peoples feelings if at all possible).
So if I was looking for someone I'd post something like :
I'm into
- Bois
- Age range 29-31
- Height 5'2-5'4
- Short blonde hair
- Blue eyes
- Not afraid to pack
- Into soft ball
- Will watch basketball religiously
- Must have old school values but still be a bit flexible with gender roles
- Not afraid to show emotion/share feelings
- A guys guy who is more comfortable hanging with the bois than he is sipping cosmos with the ladies
- Can fix a mower and use power tools (Hot!)
- Into country music but listens to all genres
- Will send a girl flowers on her b-day and thinks to send her friend some too because she was kind enough to help plan the surprise
- Is smart, sexy and can talk dirty with the best of them
Might be a bit too specific but you catch my drift. If someone out there fits the bill maybe we'll start chatting. You never know where that could lead. *shrugs* I imagine if I did meet someone who is all of the above I'd never think twice about anyone else.
I see your point. let me try this again....re-do!!Ahhh you see now you're in a pickle Stud_pup because young is a very subjective word. What you or I would consider young isn't necessarily what Handsome or LD would consider young. Try to be a bit more specific about what you're looking for (while sparing peoples feelings if at all possible).
So if I was looking for someone I'd post something like :
I'm into
- Bois
- Age range 29-31
- Height 5'2-5'4
- Short blonde hair
- Blue eyes
- Not afraid to pack
- Into soft ball
- Will watch basketball religiously
- Must have old school values but still be a bit flexible with gender roles
- Not afraid to show emotion/share feelings
- A guys guy who is more comfortable hanging with the bois than he is sipping cosmos with the ladies
- Can fix a mower and use power tools (Hot!)
- Into country music but listens to all genres
- Will send a girl flowers on her b-day and thinks to send her friend some too because she was kind enough to help plan the surprise
- Is smart, sexy and can talk dirty with the best of them
Might be a bit too specific but you catch my drift. If someone out there fits the bill maybe we'll start chatting. You never know where that could lead. *shrugs* I imagine if I did meet someone who is all of the above I'd never think twice about anyone else.
"Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better" . - Twelth Night (Act III, Scene I).
I'm Into:
- Butches, Femmes, Stone Butches, Stone Femmes, Bois, Studs, FTMs.
_ Age Range: 20-26
-height does not matter.
- long red hair. (this not make me any less butch.)
- a sports fanatic
-isn't too good to go shopping or watch a chic flick that is a tear-jerker.
- will pamper you whenever you need it
-will treat you like you are the most special thing in my life.
-is an old-fashioned romantic, but can and will entice you with new world charm and a few new tricks..or a lot.
- Enjoys taking a lover on a picnic, moonlight strolls, doing candlelight dinners, walks in the park, or just being cozy and casual enjoying each other's company.
-will serenade you with my lovely voice, as well as compose and write a song for you that will melt your heart.
- loves to get down and dirty
- On special nights, will suprise you with a romantic bath or shower, and slow dance with you in candlelight.
-will be your knight in shining armour.
- Watches James Bond Films like a religion
- is a bookworm
- highly intellegent
-is very funny
- has a big heart, and will give my happiness to you at all times.
- Can talk dirty at any time of the day...
"Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better" . - Twelth Night (Act III, Scene I).
Thank you Zimmy. Mom is doing good. She be older, but still very fiesty. She does have her bad days too. Understand the moving thing, just moved to SC a year and a half ago. Left the state that I was born and raised in. Had always promised mom to move her somewhere warmer. So Dec 09 we packed everything up and just moved. So far it is not going bad, just still learning the area and the people. Have not really had time to get out and socalize, but I am not a big bar person either. I am just one that figures that when the time is right that right person will come into my life, and if not I am cool with that too. I have learnt over the years if your not happy with you, no one else will be either. I have finally gotten to the point in my life that I like me.
Guess it was my turn to rant a little. Thanks to all who have welcomed me here. I enjoy reading everyones post. It was a long night at work, and it will be a long weekend of working.
So this single butch is soon heading to bed.
Nite all
I am Happy just being Me
Nice, pup.
Have a good night Von! Glad to see you're settling in both on here and in your (somewhat) new surroundings.
Nite Renny Tenny!!!!Nice, pup.
Have a good night Von! Glad to see you're settling in both on here and in your (somewhat) new surroundings.
Figured you bois had the night off and I should step in before someone poked an eye out or something. These threads can't be left unattended too long you know.
Night Clay *kotc*
Thanks, Ren. Yeah, hope i find that special lover too.Nice, pup.
Have a good night Von! Glad to see you're settling in both on here and in your (somewhat) new surroundings.
"Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better" . - Twelth Night (Act III, Scene I).
**gets out notebook and starts scratching notes**..you all are confusing me!!! lol. Hope everyone is doing well.. I am maintaining, and trying to just puddle along. It's hot here today, so thought I would just sit and chill. Going to go get me a drink and a snack and wait for the next "episode"
Walk Softly, for the toes you are stepping on today, may very well be attached to the foot that is kicking your A** tomorrow
I'm at work. I'll be on later.
I'm a sucker for Femmes with dark hair.
Hey Ren:Night Clay *kotc*
Thanks for the KOTC! Only dang kiss I got last night...sheesshhhhhhh...what's up with that???? lol
HiYa LD:**gets out notebook and starts scratching notes**..you all are confusing me!!! lol. Hope everyone is doing well.. I am maintaining, and trying to just puddle along. It's hot here today, so thought I would just sit and chill. Going to go get me a drink and a snack and wait for the next "episode"
How are you dear? Are you off today? Have a great day if you are. One never knows when Gilly N Honey N Skipper may float in (lol..float..I quack me up)
You sure need to be here more often...it's getting heated up in here!!! Matin' like flies....lol AGAIN I quack me up..."matin'...ahoy Maties.....
throws a coconut with a message in it to Gilly...hey lil buddy....where are ya? Must be off in the secret cove of Honey...lmao...I am just too damn funny...and NO ONE here to watch me...
ok I am swimming off....watch me...here I go...swim...swim...swim...hehehehe..and I may just be swimmin nakie...lol....later islanders!!! Skipper
Hey Skipper, here I am drinking coconut juice out of Maryanns cocunuts.
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I'm a sucker for Femmes with dark hair.
Hmmm....where's my coconut shell drink? Looks all around.....hey share lil buddy!! I'm thirsty, too!!! lol SkipHey Skipper, here I am drinking coconut juice out of Maryanns cocunuts.
Hey Skipper, she'd kill me. What's up with you?
I'm a sucker for Femmes with dark hair.
Hey Lil Buddy:
I don't mean out of one of HER coconut shells....I mean buy me one....dayem...my filly would kill me, too!!! (I think....hope!)
Can we PLEASE keep this on ONE FREAKIN" Thread???? Please???? lol
Later my friends...nite Gilly! Night MaryAnn! Nite Professor! Night my sweet Filly!!! xoxoxoxoxo to YOU, my lil filly!!! Skip...aka Clay
Good morning to all.
Have a great day. I will will read post after work today.
Hope no one got into trouble last night with those coconuts.
Good Morning Von,
I am innocent. I was at work lastnight untill 11pm and then I came home to sleep.
Have a good day at work, I have to work also from 2:30p until 11p again. When I go on my dinner break tonight, I am sure the *Handsome & Honey* show right along with the mix of "Gilligan's Island" and "Love Boat" will be going strong by then.
Zimmy
Live Life to the Fullest, who knows, you may not be here tomorrow
Morning Von:
No, no trouble with the coconut shells.....Handsome kept hys own...I got ours at the bar on the island...aptly named "Shells".....my lil Filly and I met up there for an evening drink...was nice...all to ourselves..nice caribbean beat and music...we lay in a hammock, sipping our coconut drinks...swaying to and fro....
Drinks are really cheap in da Caribbean...couple clam shells and you have an awesome drink....<wink>
Happy Hour is from 6 to 8 nightly....stop on by.....and see ya there....Gilllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...where are ya lil buddy!!! Honey asked me to keep an eye on yer azz.....since it so damn skinny, dat might be hard to do....oh Gilllyyyyyyy....oh yea, all I have to do is look for that lampshade....silly boi!!!! Now if it has a chain and I pull it and hys head lights up....DAT would be freakyyyyyyyyyyy...lmao....ahoy....Skip
I would pay to see that lampshade light up on hys head!
Hehe..
Have a good day,
Zimmy
[QUOTE=ZimmygLrL;3303226]Good Morning Von,
I am innocent. I was at work lastnight untill 11pm and then I came home to sleep.
Have a good day at work, I have to work also from 2:30p until 11p again. When I go on my dinner break tonight, I am sure the *Handsome & Honey* show right along with the mix of "Gilligan's Island" and "Love Boat" will be going strong by then.
coughs, sputtering on sip of coconut juice~~~~~~~
innocent? My azz...you are just as guilty of these shenanigans as we are.......pretending to use the guise of "work"...uh huh....sure ya are innocent....hmmmm...works in middle of that HUGE playground in Fla.....and what weekend is this???? Ummm go tell that to someone who will buy it...lol...I'm sticking to my coconuts here girly!!! lmao
Mornin' Zimster the INNOCENT....chuckles softly as I slip away to the island and my hammock.....Skip
.....pulled dat chain...and LOOK! Handsome is all brightly lit now. At least it is a YELLOW bug light...so no 'squitos...last time they was out, hy sidekicked me with those damn cementies...left an "egg" on side of my head....size of grapefruit...
sauntering off....ok Missy pay me....2000 clamolas.....coconut drinks are NOT cheap by the gross.....hehehhehee
Zimmy we work the same hours. I work 2:30 to 11pm also. I like my hours, enjoy no alarm clock in the am.
So I have to work every other weekend, Do you have to also?
Clay thank you for the invite, maybe I can stop by tomorrow on my day off. Would like to see the lamp shade light up.
LOL Clay,
It is Gay Days here in Orlando and I am not joining those crazy people! I was at work dealing with the people who have sniffed to much AquaNet hairspray and hair dye. They cannot figure out how to leave a parking garage... I am still in shock that I was called a guy...I know I am gay, but I don't sound like a guy. Hell, you can confirm that.
Have fun today..
Zimmy
[QUOTE=claybabytwo;3303229]
Good Morning Von,
I am getting used to working until 11pm. I used to work at 7:30am and being in bed by 10p. I work in a hotel, so my schedule changes on a weekly basis. Clay and Handsome are funny people and I am always laughing at them while I am at work.
How is your mom doing?
[QUOTE=ZimmygLrL;3303232]LOL Clay,
It is Gay Days here in Orlando and I am not joining those crazy people! I was at work dealing with the people who have sniffed to much AquaNet hairspray and hair dye. They cannot figure out how to leave a parking garage... I am still in shock that I was called a guy...I know I am gay, but I don't sound like a guy. Hell, you can confirm that.
Have fun today..
Zimmy
Hey Zimmy:
No you certainly do NOT sound like a guy!!!! Chalk it up to that person's ignorance! I get "sir" all the time at drive thru's...when I get up to window I pull my "chest" up all proud and say''does THIS look like a sir" to you??? Gets em every time!!!
Have an incredible day with the aquanet sniffers and hair dye absorbers.....see ya later my friend!!!! Clay
Hehe..I have had that happen with the hotel already. I didn't know if I should call a guest, sir or ma'am. So I opted into just thanking the guest and connecting them to the correct department. I thought it could have been a woman, but I didn't want to offend them.
They are all checking out today, so I am hoping they are gone by the time I get to work.
Have fun today!
Zimmy
[QUOTE=claybabytwo;3303234]LOL Clay,
It is Gay Days here in Orlando and I am not joining those crazy people! I was at work dealing with the people who have sniffed to much AquaNet hairspray and hair dye. They cannot figure out how to leave a parking garage... I am still in shock that I was called a guy...I know I am gay, but I don't sound like a guy. Hell, you can confirm that.
Have fun today..
Zimmy
Hey Zimmy:
No you certainly do NOT sound like a guy!!!! Chalk it up to that person's ignorance! I get "sir" all the time at drive thru's...when I get up to window I pull my "chest" up all proud and say''does THIS look like a sir" to you??? Gets em every time!!!
Have an incredible day with the aquanet sniffers and hair dye absorbers.....see ya later my friend!!!! Clay
Mom and sis are both doing good. Just trying to deal with the heat here in SC. My schedule is always 2:30 to 11. I use to work days, but that is not for me. I am a night owl. I work at one of the local hospitals in the supply area. It is busy, but good work, I enjoy it alot.
Clay and Handsome make me laugh to, that's why I like coming here to see what is going to happen next.
Have a good day at work Zimmy.
Time to get something to eat and then get ready for work.
Everyone have a great day
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