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    Quote Originally Posted by Heavenleahangel
    Just Poppin' In to say Happy Sunday everyone!

    ((((((((((((((((((Tammy))))))))))))))))))))))) Welcome back beautiful, we have missed you


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    Quote Originally Posted by mistyblue9802200 View Post
    Good Morning Ms Phoxxy
    You are just a wee honey & anyone would just be so chuffed to know you have a lovely day.
    Hehe, I had a wonderful day today; had a concert earlier tonight. ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoxxyLady View Post
    Hehe, I had a wonderful day today; had a concert earlier tonight. ^^

    Good Morning Ms Phoxxy
    Im glad you enjoyed your day & the concert
    i hope you enjoy today also sweet lady.




    Good Morning Realllllllllly Single Butches, Bois or whichever ID you ID with
    Good Morning Reallllllllly Single Femmes

    It is a dismal day over this side of the big ole pond but im keepin my fingers crossed it will get betta, i hope you all have a wicked Tuesday filled with lots love, light & laughter & remember just a wee smile is all it takes to make your day from to so enjoy !!
    Last edited by mistyblue9802200; 04-03-2007 at 01:36 AM.
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    Good morning Ms Misty, I'm off to bed (with my cat..lol ) hope the weather brightens up for you today See you in 8 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by curley View Post
    Good morning Ms Misty, I'm off to bed (with my cat..lol ) hope the weather brightens up for you today See you in 8 hours


    Good Morning Ms Curley
    Sleep tight sweet lady ( cat n all lol )
    Have a lovely day when it finally arrive &
    thankyou
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    Good Morning,

    My first class was canceled but I did not realize until I got to school, because I got up too late to check my e-mail. I am a little grumpy as I could have used the sleep. Between work and school and my practicum- I sometimes feel pushed to tha wall. Especially in the morning.

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    Top of the day to all the Really Singles.......I am really single and on the prowl, so look out you lovely single ladies

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    Quote Originally Posted by DallasLesbian View Post
    Top of the day to all the Really Singles.......I am really single and on the prowl, so look out you lovely single ladies
    Good Afternoon all... really singles...

    this got me thinking... "on the prowl"

    which is worse, a butch or a femme on the prowl?

    What are the differences between butches and femmes on the prowl?

    and really, what do YOU mean if you say "on the prowl"?


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    *Waves* Good Morning Princessfluff
    Femnmes do it soooooo much betta lolol
    i hope all is well with you on your side of the
    big ole pond, have a lovely day sweetheart
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    Good Afternoon to all the lovely Singles...hope you are having a great day

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    On the prowl for me is that I am thinking about gyrls. Not taking a lot of action. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistyblue9802200 View Post
    Good Morning Ms Phoxxy
    Im glad you enjoyed your day & the concert
    i hope you enjoy today also sweet lady.
    Oh, I certainly did; I happen to be sitting next to a rather cute dyke currently so all is well. ^^ Anywho, the concert was great. We played the Overture to Candide and the third movement from Beethoven's Sixth Symphony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nvcap1 View Post
    On the prowl for me is that I am thinking about gyrls. Not taking a lot of action. LOL.

    N.
    Sometimes doing this can be alot of fun esp if you start to let your imagination wanser as there are no limits
    where it is concerned


    Quote Originally Posted by PhoxxyLady View Post
    Oh, I certainly did; I happen to be sitting next to a rather cute dyke currently so all is well. ^^ Anywho, the concert was great. We played the Overture to Candide and the third movement from Beethoven's Sixth Symphony.

    Awwwwww sounds a great night
    have a lovely day sweetheart.






    Happy HUMPIN Wednesday !!!
    Good Morning Reallllllly Single Hansome Butches, Bois or whichever ID you ID with
    Good Morning Realllllllly Singles Sexy
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    Well Scotland is baskin in Sun again !! whoooooo always makes me feel rather frisky when the weather is great & feel liuke not a care in world lol
    i hope you all have a great HUMPIN day & remember *antthing* goes today lolol so engage in asmuch dirty thinkin or downrite firthy love makin cause we is allowed today !! remember a wee smile on a sweet mouth is very sexy so go on i dare ya !! make a consciese effort to smile
    at everyone even the *s lolol will make ya feel so gud !!
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    GOOD MORNING REALLY SINGLE PEEPS


    sorry it has been so long since i have posted just trying to get used to the new work shift still the same just longer sit time

    for all the single ladies and and for the single gents yes ladies u can have some if u want but i do have chocolates for yall also

    have a great day and enjoy the week
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessFluff View Post
    Good Afternoon all... really singles...

    this got me thinking... "on the prowl"

    which is worse, a butch or a femme on the prowl?

    What are the differences between butches and femmes on the prowl?

    and really, what do YOU mean if you say "on the prowl"?

    Well darlin, let's just say that I have been single long enough to get my priorities straight (no pun intended). I am more than ready to settle down with the right gal. So being on the prowl......to me......means seriously looking for the right gal

    for you........have a wonderful day ma'am
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    Good Afternoon all the Singles and not so...have a great Wednesday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessFluff View Post
    Good Afternoon all... really singles...

    this got me thinking... "on the prowl"

    which is worse, a butch or a femme on the prowl?

    What are the differences between butches and femmes on the prowl?

    and really, what do YOU mean if you say "on the prowl"?

    Time to answer my own questions... as to 'worse' ...I think femmes are not as subtle about it... but perhaps that's me.. I don't always know when someone is prowling after me.. I have to be hit over the head.. but HEY don't grab the hair...

    there are huge differences.. right?

    If I say prowl, its a lot more playful than anything else.. it means I'm out to flirt, dance, smile and meet new people.. and see what happens...

    Quote Originally Posted by mistyblue9802200 View Post
    *Waves* Good Morning Princessfluff
    Femnmes do it soooooo much betta lolol
    i hope all is well with you on your side of the

    big ole pond, have a lovely day sweetheart
    well.. we do most things better, right?


    Quote Originally Posted by nvcap1 View Post
    On the prowl for me is that I am thinking about gyrls. Not taking a lot of action. LOL.

    N.
    I think that's fun...

    Quote Originally Posted by DallasLesbian View Post
    Well darlin, let's just say that I have been single long enough to get my priorities straight (no pun intended). I am more than ready to settle down with the right gal. So being on the prowl......to me......means seriously looking for the right gal

    for you........have a wonderful day ma'am
    thanks! ... and I love your answer.. its great to know what you want.. AND to go for it...
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    Good day to all !!! Thought I would stop by and "Prowl" a bit !! LoL I might be one of those that need the 2 by 4 treatment. Hope that everyone had a great hump day.
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    Well I'm pretty single. Not really looking. But I thought I would put it out there for the sexy femmes who may be interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessFluff View Post
    Time to answer my own questions... as to 'worse' ...I think femmes are not as subtle about it... but perhaps that's me.. I don't always know when someone is prowling after me.. I have to be hit over the head.. but HEY don't grab the hair...

    there are huge differences.. right?

    If I say prowl, its a lot more playful than anything else.. it means I'm out to flirt, dance, smile and meet new people.. and see what happens...



    well.. we do most things better, right?


    We sure do

    Good Morning Princessfluff
    I hope your Thursday finds you in great spirits
    lovely lady
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    I'm not sure I ever actually "prowled", but learning might be tons of fun.

    How to Prowl

    Regardless of who says it, I would think the intent is similar.
    "I'm the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room. I think I'm scary to people. I'm a bad girl."
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    Happy Day B4 Good Friday !!
    Good Morning Realllllllly Single Butches, Bois
    or whichever ID you ID with
    Good Morning Realllllllly Single Sexy Femmes

    Gud news is Scotland is being hit but a spell of *great* weather yesterday it was really *hot* the wee ones were runnin aroud with no tops on & my Wee Man & all his mates etc wore shorts lolol yes tis true belive me lol
    today looks on its way to being the same
    I hope you all have a wunderfully wicked Thursday filled with lots of smiles light, love & plenty of laughter

    *Here is a wee quote i thort you might like*


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    Quote Originally Posted by mistyblue9802200 View Post
    We sure do


    Good Morning Princessfluff
    I hope your Thursday finds you in great spirits

    lovely lady
    Good morning miss!

    I could whine about how cold it is
    but I did that in another thread.. I'll spare this
    one for the moment..

    hope you're well
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistyblue9802200 View Post

    Happy Day B4 Good Friday !!
    Good Morning Realllllllly Single Butches, Bois
    or whichever ID you ID with
    Good Morning Realllllllly Single Sexy Femmes

    Gud news is Scotland is being hit but a spell of *great* weather yesterday it was really *hot* the wee ones were runnin aroud with no tops on & my Wee Man & all his mates etc wore shorts lolol yes tis true belive me lol
    today looks on its way to being the same
    I hope you all have a wunderfully wicked Thursday filled with lots of smiles light, love & plenty of laughter

    *Here is a wee quote i thort you might like*


    ~~There are 2 ways to live your life, 1 is as though nothing is a Miracle, the other is as though *everything* is a Miracle~~


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    hey will you please send some of that great weather here to new england it snowed in some parts last nite and i swear the road ppl dont know what they r doing


    hope all the really single peeps are having a great day

    enjoy ur day and easter
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    Hello All,

    i am not having a great day. I a grumpy which is a pretty common event for me. As a child I totally emulated Oscar the Grouch. Anyways I do not know if it is the Spring or a lot of stress in my life but I have been seriously thinking about gryls. I think this happened last Spring too but I chalked it up to quiting eating sugar. I am eating lots of sugar and am still having prowlie thoughts.

    Nancy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DallasLesbian View Post
    Top of the day to all the Really Singles.......I am really single and on the prowl, so look out you lovely single ladies
    ...liking very much the idea of a prowling dallas....and nv....and quite frankly , any other butch who feels a little prowly....the world needs you...so get your prowling boots on !


    ...i have been absent a few days because my poota decided it didn't want to play on b-f ....

    ..and i missed you all....


    ...saw '300' at the cinema last week . a trifle disappointing , cinematography stunning , the fight scenes fantastically done , but the heavy -handed macho-ing up of the spartans was unnecessary, especially considering the duplicitous nature of the sexuality of the spartans , .... there was also a totally gratuitous "explanation" at the end....highlighting the differences between the brave spartan "men" and the dubious , soft persians....liking silks , golds , luxury to somehow less masculine behaviour.....fantastically comic turn by the gigantic drag queen playing zerxes (sp)...the self -proclaimed god-king.... som,e laugh out loud moments and some real groaners... overall ... it's definitely a film for 15 year old lads!!

    ...hoping to see "sunshine" on wednesday...so will let you know what i think....

    ...and am currently reading....An Emergence of Green...by Katherine V. Forrest...an gentle sweet tale of emerging lesbian love..very engaging , witty , intelligent and easy to read...it's my "couple of chapters before bed if i'm not too tired" book...i'm about half way thru so will give my final verdict when i've finished....


    ...and last but not least...."heroes"...wow....still loving it....i just wish we didn't have to wait a whole week between episodes....


    so a big fat .... HAPPY EASTER !!! .... stuff yourselves silly with choccy eggs!!

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    Good evening evereyone....just thought that i would pop in and see what is going on. I hope that everyone is well and happy tonight...

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    Hello Gigglers and Everyone...anybody know how to sail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisEastGville View Post
    Hello Gigglers and Everyone...anybody know how to sail?
    the only thing i know how to do on a boat is sit there and be pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessFluff View Post
    Good morning miss!

    I could whine about how cold it is
    but I did that in another thread.. I'll spare this
    one for the moment..

    hope you're well

    Good Morning Princess
    Come to Scotland bring ya bikini, & yes it really is that warm again !! mind you weather men predicted a great easter weekend have a lovely one sweetheart.


    Quote Originally Posted by teddybearbutch View Post
    hey will you please send some of that great weather here to new england it snowed in some parts last nite and i swear the road ppl dont know what they r doing


    hope all the really single peeps are having a great day

    enjoy ur day and easter
    teddy

    Good Morning Teddy
    I cant belive how gud we are having it but was prediccted but last year this time we had snow also it is that warm
    my Wee Man woke me up coughin his lungs out as his hayfever has been brought on early by gud weather
    lungs, nose & eyes all clogged up poor wee bugga but luckily i had filled his prescriptions for his antihestimes yesterday when i saw how warn it was as he suffers badly so *Nurse Mum* it is lol nomatter how big they get they still need lookin after lol
    Have a great Easter weekend Teddy & mind roads as lots idiots on them unfortunalty here is sum choccies to help cope with weather whilst you inside & a


    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisEastGville View Post
    Hello Gigglers and Everyone...anybody know how to sail?


    Good Morning Chris
    Welcome to the thread like Gigglers i can only sit there & smile sweetly lol cant sail lol have a great Easter


    *Waves* to Ms Budli Ms Gigglers
    Have a lovely day ladies
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    Happy Easter Weekend Everyone !!
    Good Morning Realllllllly Single Butches, Bois or whichever ID you ID with
    Good Morning Realllllllllly Single Sexy Femmes

    I hope you all have a great Good Friday & an even betta Easter weekend just think extra time off work soooooo that has to be a cause for celebration no??
    so go on give a wee smile & remember there is ALWAYS someone thinkin of you
    *Mmmmmm i loveeee this position*


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    Runs in throwing party poppers & balloons around LET'S PARTY !!!!!!!!





    Happy Birthday Ms Curley
    I hope you have a wunderful day
    Sweetheart, spoil yourself
    May all your dreams & wishes come true


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    Just couldnt help but shre this which a friend sent me LMAO

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:

    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:

    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:

    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
    When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:

    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him
    "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

    Defense Attorney:

    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:

    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.


    *Mmmmmm i loveeee this position*


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisEastGville View Post
    Hello Gigglers and Everyone...anybody know how to sail?
    If its like riding a bicycle, then yes, I do! I used to as a kid, but not a lot -- little sunfish ... not really sailing I would guess.

    Quote Originally Posted by gigglers View Post
    the only thing i know how to do on a boat is sit there and be pretty.
    and then again, I'm with gigglers.. I think that's the best option.. I'm better at that... and usually I have the right hat for the job...
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    Well, then you all have a spot on the boat. I just got one (nothing super special, a 22' - good for a beginner). We just need some more experienced crew to make it worthwhile. Hence the question...happy Friday everybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisEastGville View Post
    Well, then you all have a spot on the boat. I just got one (nothing super special, a 22' - good for a beginner). We just need some more experienced crew to make it worthwhile. Hence the question...happy Friday everybody.
    Pass the sunscreen... and I can go anything with the right amount of motivation.. *grin*

    so.. what's the slip number?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistyblue9802200 View Post
    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:

    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:

    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:

    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
    When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:

    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:

    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:

    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:

    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:

    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:

    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:

    Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him
    "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

    Defense Attorney:

    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:

    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

    Thank you so much for posting this joke. I told my mom it and she laughed her ass off and said that she would have shot him too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gigglers View Post
    Thank you so much for posting this joke. I told my mom it and she laughed her ass off and said that she would have shot him too.

    Good Morning Ms Gigglers
    The pleasure was all mine sweetlady as when my friend sent it me i nearly * my pants lolol & i would have shot the * aswell lolol have a great Easter weekend sweetheart
    *Mmmmmm i loveeee this position*


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    Happy Easter Saturday Everyone !!
    Good Morning Realllllllly Single Butches, Bois or whichever ID you ID with
    Good Morning Realllllllly Single Sexy ladies

    < ducking flyin keyboards as i say >

    Good Morning everyone Scotland is waking up to anuther great day lolol sorry i know ya dont wanna hear it but it is soooooo unusual for us this time of year being so damn warm lolol day for *Sex, Sea & Sand* with a gorgeous guy by myside i hope you all have a great Saturday
    filled with lots of so smile & remember there is
    always someone thinkin of you !!

    < wanders off wiggling wee ass & singin
    Sex on the beach > lolol

    *Mmmmmm i loveeee this position*


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    good morning, really singles!! hope you have a fun saturday planned...

    hey, did anyone bring any peanut butter eggs? i'm completely out...ate all of mine already...

    smiles to you all...enjoy your day...

    starry



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