Writers Duel!! Are you up for it?

[soft_baby_dyke86]

hmmm...this is a tough topic! Unless the deadline is extended, I may just pass on this one until the next topic is posted.

[DAYWALKER]

hmmm...this is a tough topic! Unless the deadline is extended, I may just pass on this one until the next topic is posted.

Lol..ok, well consider it
"Officially Extended"
as I too need more time.

New Deadline:
November 7th...2006!

I hope that helps anyone else who might be in a time crunch as well.
I know I need the extra week for sure!

[soft_baby_dyke86]

thanks Daywalker, that certainly does help quite a bit!

[LADY FLAMEZZZ]

Lol..ok, well consider it
"Officially Extended"
as I too need more time.

New Deadline:
November 7th...2006!

I hope that helps anyone else who might be in a time crunch as well.
I know I need the extra week for sure!

no derail intended "just drooling over my daddi's signature line" "giggles"

[DAYWALKER]

no derail intended "just drooling over my daddi's signature line" "giggles"

Aawww...lol, you distract me even when you're not here Baybee...!

[BlueMoonWolf]

*nudge* Isn't today the deadline??

[soft_baby_dyke86]

i figured that I wasn't going to have enough time with my studies to participate this time around. oh well.

[BlueMoonWolf]

It's okay soft, you can always jump in on the new one

[DAYWALKER]

Unless Daywalker of course jumps in with a lame azzed excuse that the file I sent with my Airport piece seems to have disappeared somehow...! Now, I will have to extend it for 48 hours until I get in and recover the original. Of course, if that is ok with you BMW...I mean it is your thread n stuff...lol. Soooo...SbD...if ya need to take the extension of 48 hours, feel free to do so at this point.

[BlueMoonWolf]

sure it's okay with me, whomever is setting the guess is in charge of the time, and topic.

[OdddGyrl]

how does this work?

[DAYWALKER]

how does this work?

http://www.butch-femme.com/portal/forums/showpost.php?p=1297695&postcount=1

Here is a link to the very first post.
Right now, the Topic is Airport Security. When the (newly extended to November 12th) deadline is up, all that participated in that round will guess the answer to a question I pose. The one who gets it, or the closest to it...gets to select the next Topic, set the new deadline, and pose their own question for the participants to guess on at the end. Jump in, the waters great!

[DAYWALKER]

sure it's okay with me, whomever is setting the guess is in charge of the time, and topic.

Thank you BMW!
I did find the file, however...it is the last recovered one; now I have to complete it from memory, which sucks...but I think in this case, I remember most of it...lol!

[BlueMoonWolf]

Thank you BMW!
I did find the file, however...it is the last recovered one; now I have to complete it from memory, which sucks...but I think in this case, I remember most of it...lol!

Aww that sucks! Don't mind me I am just twitchy.

[JD]

So, um....has the deadline passed?

JD, who is slightly twitchy too

[DAYWALKER]

So, um....has the deadline passed?

JD, who is slightly twitchy too

Lol...all these twitchy people!

I had extended the deadline to today, and am working on finishing touches to
mine between posting...lol, since I manged to lose the final version,
and am having to complete it by memory.

So have no fear twitchers, I will be posting mine today.

Right now..lol, I am typing one handed 'cause my kitty Delilah
has demanded her Daddi time and is all wrapped
up in my right arm...lol!

[DAYWALKER]

Stand And Face Your Property

Step to the side Sir, there seems to be a problem with your ID.

This should only be a moment, please wait while we call security.

Good thing I’m not in a hurry.

I’m sure the plane will wait, you know...as if I’m a snow flurry.

I got here with 2 hours to spare.

Not knowing it would be wasted by idiots extraordinaire.

And here I was all excited.

I even combed my teeth and brushed my hair.

If you needed clarification,

all you had to do was look at the big F on my identification.

We could have avoided this whole situation.

Now I will surely be late for my fucking vacation.

I just wanted to get outta here.

Go lay on a beach with a giant cooler of beer.

Now as sure as I am standing here,

I am being subject to hearing someone whisper “is hy a Genderqueer?”

The guy in charge is standing off to the side.

He’s not sure what to do…I can see it in his over aged eyes.

There is no conspiracy;

I’m not trying to be anyone but me!

Oh, great…now they want to have me searched.

This is starting to feel like hell on earth.

All because I look like a man,

And my license says that’s not who I am!

Stand and face your property,

Empty your pockets for our bureaucracy.

I suppose next you’ll wanna see my strappy.

Confusion sets in, let the scramble begin.

Who will search this FTM?

A man, a woman…or, hey, how about a lesbian?

A crowd begins to appear.

Excellent, alive and well are my biggest fears.

How about some coffee while you wait?

Why not, at this point I’m surely late making it to my gate.

Could you maybe get those folks to stop gawking?

I feel like shouting “Dead FTM Walking”!

Finally, they find a gay employee.

The phag in me wanted to scream all girly!

She walks over to me with this look of “I’m so sorry...”.

I shrugged at her, with a look of “Not to worry…”

She smiled and commenced with her duties.

I looked over, smiled and winked at the crowd…who was still looming.

They should be so lucky, because this girl was a cutie.

Wonder if she'd like to go lay on a beach with me.

Ok, now I’m just being really silly.

But still, I think I’ll ask for her number when she’s done.

Then again, she is carrying a gun.

My thoughts made me laugh out loud.

Another one of those moments, Mom would be so proud.

Yes, I must ask her for a date.

Perhaps they’ll let her walk me to my gate.

After all, it’s their freaking fault I’m late!

Here comes some official looking dude.

He begins pouring his apologies for his staff having been so rude.

Satisfied that I am who I say,

They give me property back, and say have a nice day.

But wait, I was just getting to the best part.

Surely this cute girl was about to say,

“Up against the wall, and spread your feet apart…”

Well crap, I guess now I’ll be on my way.

I just have this one last thing to say…

For all of you that have a vacation planned, be sure to have your gender ID papers in hand. Apparently having your license read F, and approaching Airport Security with short hair and no breasts; tends to trigger a bit of confusion for our FAA’s best.

By the way, that cutie said yes!

We’re on the beach right now, wearing nothing but smiles.

There’s certainly something to be said for frequent flyers miles!

[DAYWALKER]

Ok, so now that I have finally gotten my Airport Security piece submitted...

I will give through the rest of today for anyone else who might have
a last minute contribution to share.
Stroke of midnight, the deadline is officially over.

Tomorrow, I will gather the names and pose the question.

I loved, loved, loved everyones stories on this one!

[BlueMoonWolf]

LOL hilarous entry Daywalker!

[Artdecogoddess]

Daywalker -

This was simply brilliant. Clever,.smart and you managed to rhyme!

Artdecogoddess

[LADY FLAMEZZZ]

Stand And Face Your Property

Step to the side Sir, there seems to be a problem with your ID.
This should only be a moment, please wait while we call security.
Good thing I’m not in a hurry.
I’m sure the plane will wait, you know...as if I’m a snow flurry.
I got here with 2 hours to spare.
Not knowing it would be wasted by idiots extraordinaire.
And here I was all excited.
I even combed my teeth and brushed my hair.
If you needed clarification,
all you had to do was look at the big F on my identification.
We could have avoided this whole situation.
Now I will surely be late for my fucking vacation.
I just wanted to get outta here.
Go lay on a beach with a giant cooler of beer.
Now as sure as I am standing here,
I am being subject to hearing someone whisper “is hy a Genderqueer?”
The guy in charge is standing off to the side.
He’s not sure what to do…I can see it in his over aged eyes.
There is no conspiracy;
I’m not trying to be anyone but me!
Oh, great…now they want to have me searched.
This is starting to feel like hell on earth.
All because I look like a man,
And my license says that’s not who I am!
Stand and face your property,
Empty your pockets for our bureaucracy.
I suppose next you’ll wanna see my strappy.
Confusion sets in, let the scramble begin.
Who will search this FTM?
A man, a woman…or, hey, how about a lesbian?
A crowd begins to appear.
Excellent, alive and well are my biggest fears.
How about some coffee while you wait?
Why not, at this point I’m surely late making it to my gate.
Could you maybe get those folks to stop gawking?
I feel like shouting “Dead FTM Walking”!
Finally, they find a gay employee.
The phag in me wanted to scream all girly!
She walks over to me with this look of “I’m so sorry...”.
I shrugged at her, with a look of “Not to worry…”
She smiled and commenced with her duties.
I looked over, smiled and winked at the crowd…who was still looming.
They should be so lucky, because this girl was a cutie.
Wonder if she'd like to go lay on a beach with me.
Ok, now I’m just being really silly.
But still, I think I’ll ask for her number when she’s done.
Then again, she is carrying a gun.
My thoughts made me laugh out loud.
Another one of those moments, Mom would be so proud.
Yes, I must ask her for a date.
Perhaps they’ll let her walk me to my gate.
After all, it’s their freaking fault I’m late!
Here comes some official looking dude.
He begins pouring his apologies for his staff having been so rude.
Satisfied that I am who I say,
They give me property back, and say have a nice day.
But wait, I was just getting to the best part.
Surely this cute girl was about to say,
“Up against the wall, and spread your feet apart…”
Well crap, I guess now I’ll be on my way.
I just have this one last thing to say…
For all of you that have a vacation planned, be sure to have your gender ID papers in hand. Apparently having your license read F, and approaching Airport Security with short hair and no breasts; tends to trigger a bit of confusion for our FAA’s best.
By the way, that cutie said yes!
We’re on the beach right now, wearing nothing but smiles.
There’s certainly something to be said for frequent flyers miles!

you manage to amaze me daily my love simple yet profound ! And "yes" i think your brillant !!

[BlueMoonWolf]

*gets on with the twitching waiting for the new topic*

[DAYWALKER]

*gets on with the twitching waiting for the new topic*

***observes twitching...hurries to alleviate withdrawal symptoms***

Lol...ok, lemme go back through and gather the participants names n such.

Gimme a few minutes...and the twitching should begin to subside...lol.

[DallasLesbian]

Geeze Day, I sure hope it doesn't take you this long to post your next story

[DAYWALKER]

Ok...lol, I don't know why, but I thought there were more on this round.
If I missed anyone, please let me know.



For the Airport Security Topic we have the following talented participants:

Artdecogoddess ~

BlueMoonWolf ~

Chey ~

Here is the question:

I have a little blue fuzzy mushroom chair that I have had forever.

Lol...you all get to guess how many years I have had it.

The number is between 20 and 40,
the closest guess wins the round and will choose the next Topic.
Ready, set...GO!

[chey]

38 years..............

Ok...lol, I don't know why, but I thought there were more on this round.

If I missed anyone, please let me know.

For the Airport Security Topic we have the following talented participants:

Artdecogoddess ~

BlueMoonWolf ~

Chey ~

Here is the question:

I have a little blue fuzzy mushroom chair that I have had forever.

Lol...you all get to guess how many years I have had it.

The number is between 20 and 40,
the closest guess wins the round and will choose the next Topic.
Ready, set...GO!

[Artdecogoddess]

Daywalker,

Is it 27??????

Artdecogoddess

[DAYWALKER]

Thus far we have the follwing guesses:

Artdecogoddess ~ 27

BlueMoonWolf ~

Chey ~ 38

Just waiting on da twitchy one...lol, then I will reveal the answer!

[BlueMoonWolf]

okay I am going to guess 34.. yep i am gonna get it this time... come on Momma needs new shoes... well she always needs shoes.. but I need new shoes for christmas parties!

[DAYWALKER]

Thus far we have the follwing guesses:

Artdecogoddess ~ 27

BlueMoonWolf ~ 34

Chey ~ 38

Just waiting on da twitchy one...lol, then I will reveal the answer!

Ok, all votes are in!

The answer is 33!

I got the little fuzzy blue mushroom chair on my 8th birthday
in the mail from my Father.
Lol...I love that stupid little chair!


BMW...
Congratulations

Come on DOWN and git you some new shoes for Christmas!
Oh, lol...and select the new Topic for us while you are shopping!

[BlueMoonWolf]

Ok, all votes are in!

The answer is 33!

I got the little fuzzy blue mushroom chair on my 8th birthday
in the mail from my Father.
Lol...I love that stupid little chair!


BMW...
Congratulations

Come on DOWN and git you some new shoes for Christmas!
Oh, lol...and select the new Topic for us while you are shopping!

*does a happy dance* Yesssssss! Momma is hot tonight!! LMAO and going in the theme of christmas.....because well I am a FREAK for Christmas... which is funny considering I am not even christian...What do you think of these? Kind of strappy, nice heel...will go with... oh wait sorry I digress LMAO

Allrighty then.... Your topic for this month is Fantasy Christmas. Yes that leaves it open for interpretation but that's the point...Is your fantasy being tied up with christmas lights and made to be the tree or is it the perfect presents under the tree? In a perfect world what is going to happen for your fantasy christmas?

the Deadline is going to be Dec 16th. I won't be extending...Dec 16 is my dad's b day and I have a feeling where ever he is he will enjoy all the stories for his birthday. So go on entertain my Dad in the great beyond, I am sure he will love it!

BMW

[soft_baby_dyke86]

would you mind if those of us who don't celebrate Christmas substitute in our own holiday?

[BlueMoonWolf]

would you mind if those of us who don't celebrate Christmas substitute in our own holiday?

Sure soft... like I said... i am not christian... i still go goobly over the holidays.

[Artdecogoddess]

Hello all - I am working on my submission for this month. Is there a length limit? I tend to write a lot-even when I edit down. Let me know. So far its like 1500 words-is that too much?

Artdecogoddess

[BlueMoonWolf]

Hello all - I am working on my submission for this month. Is there a length limit? I tend to write a lot-even when I edit down. Let me know. So far its like 1500 words-is that too much?

Artdecogoddess

Some times there is word limits but not this time you are free and unfettered.

[chey]

Christmas surprises......

a million lights.....it lit up the forest floor,the deep winter night sky...twinkling lights upon the path,and the massive tree before me.....
i did not know how you did it...but oh i did not care....
it was beyond beautiful.
we arrived by sleigh,the jingle of bells,and just a few flurries of snow...
and there beneath the glistening tree,layed the fur lined bedding....
chilled champagne and silver goblets....ooooh and bon bons.
close by,a warm fire burned....and you even bought marshmellows,......
here,as the little flurries flew about,
we made wishes upon the ones,that landed only upon our faces,
we called them angel kisses.....
we made love snuggled within the warmth of the fur,and drank the champagne,
and there nestled in the box of the godiva chocolate,sparkled one diamond....
it took my breath away......
I didn't want to leave,the secret place...where nothing bothered us.....and only the occasional kiss from an angel,landed upon my loved kissed lips.

[Artdecogoddess]

Some times there is word limits but not this time you are free and unfettered.

Love being free and unfettered.... thanks
Artdecogoddess

[BlueMoonWolf]

WHoohooo Thanks Chey for starting us off!

Remember the deadline is DEC 16!! 11 days away

[Artdecogoddess]

Chey,

Beautiful and imaginative. I love that your story reads and feels like a fantasty

Artdecogoddess

[chey]

Thank you.......

Chey,

Beautiful and imaginative. I love that your story reads and feels like a fantasty

Artdecogoddess