...so i was thinkin'

[LadyPhoenix]

I'm thinkin: Wouldn't it be nice if community colleges offered courses in common sense??????......I'm thinkin...if they did..they'd prolly be full....of 2x4 guys, like me..... ..... ....well...I reckon I'd prolly have to have a remedial course

thinkin ... hmmm ... perhaps some of us femmes could get together... start a college...

Common Sense 111- Do you have the basic understanding of what is common? How about sensible? Take this 12 week course and get enough knowledge to know better than to answer the door when there is a masked gunman standing there!

Courtship 111: Basic understanding of the signals femmes give to show they are interested in your flirtations and desire for more. There will be a $50.00 lab fee. Several field trips to area bars and gatherings. You will need a notebook and good walking shoes.

Self Defense 111-242: series of courses that teach the importance of letting ones defenses down. Subjects discussed will be truth, honesty, fear, openess, the baggage we all come with, The Wall, and "Tearing down The Wall" and much more. This series of courses will be conducted by guest lecturers.

Keepers: What do you do when you fall in love? Bring condoms to class.

Hmmm ... what other classes i wonder?

willow

[FemNLeatherNLace]

thinkin ... hmmm ... perhaps some of us femmes could get together... start a college...

Common Sense 111- Do you have the basic understanding of what is common? How about sensible? Take this 12 week course and get enough knowledge to know better than to answer the door when there is a masked gunman standing there!

Courtship 111: Basic understanding of the signals femmes give to show they are interested in your flirtations and desire for more. There will be a $50.00 lab fee. Several field trips to area bars and gatherings. You will need a notebook and good walking shoes.

Self Defense 111-242: series of courses that teach the importance of letting ones defenses down. Subjects discussed will be truth, honesty, fear, openess, the baggage we all come with, The Wall, and "Tearing down The Wall" and much more. This series of courses will be conducted by guest lecturers.

Keepers: What do you do when you fall in love? Bring condoms to class.

Hmmm ... what other classes i wonder?

willow

LOL..ok i love this!

Area of Study: Science
Class: Rare Gems in Femmes

An in depth study of identification, handling and worth. An identification chart and Lab book must be purchased prior to first class.

*Pre-requisite: Rocks - How to Simplify 101
Topics will include but are not limited to: The Crank Whore, The Psycho, The Whiner, The Home Wrecker. Field trips and guest speakers each weak. Please provide dating an ex contact list prior to first class.

Area of Study: Pyschology

Class: The Letting Go - Asset or Liability

A vast array of topics will be presented in 4 main sessions: When Easy and Comfortale is Painful and Detrimental, The Fundamental Structure of Manipulation, When to Recognise You are Still a Pawn, and Better living through the Art of Moving Forward.

*Pre-requisite: Rare Gems in Femmes
An in depth study of identification, handling and worth. An identification chart and Lab book must be purchased prior to first class.

Area of Study: General Studies

Class: Love - Appreciating the Gift

How to recognize worthwhile gifts of love, handle the fear of the past, emotional baggage, pride, and many other aspects of wall building that are detrimental to these gifts. This class includes lab studies and practical application of the dynamics of: Talking to Her and Saying What You Mean, Letting Go of the Confusion of Mixed Message Defense, Second Chances How to Construct Them Successfully, Conquering - Shutting Down and Running Away, andThe Benefits of caring About Her Feelings and Needs Too.

Pre-requisite:

*Rocks - How to Simplify 101
*Rare Gems in Femmes

Area of Study: Biology/Psychology

Class: Sex and the Older Wiser Femme

A composite class and in depth study of advanced sexual techniques focussing on the Psycho-Physical Art of Making Love to or Fucking a Real Woman.

Area of Study: General Studies
Class: Advanced Core Class Support

This class is a practical application of all other classes. It includes a Summer project which will be responsible for half of the grade. The prevailing theme:

Worthwhile Femmes: How to Identify, Acquire and Handle.

This class will include the following lab segments:

*Identification
*Daily Care
*When to and Not to Obsess Over the Remote
*Imbalanced Pride - When It Is a Liability
*How to Really Listen
*What to Do When You Fuck Up
*What to Do When You Fuck up Real Bad and Lose one

*Pre-requisite: All other course studies. This class will consist of a required Internship

[hym]

so i was thinkin about this fucking amazing poem i read yesterday..

You Don't Know What Love Is

but you know how to raise it in me
like a dead girl winched up from a river. How to
wash off the sludge, the stench of our past.
How to start clean. This love even sits up
and blinks; amazed, she takes a few shaky steps.
Any day now she'll try to eat solid food. She'll want
to get into a fast car, one low to the ground, and drive
to some cinderblock shithole in the desert
where she can drink and get sick and then
dance in nothing but her underwear. You know
where she's headed, you know she'll wake up
with an ache she can't locate and no money
and a terrible thirst. So to hell
with your warm hands sliding inside my shirt
and your tongue down my throat
like an oxygen tube. Cover me
in black plastic. Let the mourners through.

Kim Addonizio

[KrystleH]

so I was thinking....

I need to attend Willow and FemN's school. I just wonder what courses to take! I wonder if they will offer "Being the Square Peg in a Round Hole World: What to do when you never fit in" or "Advice for Femme Daddies: How to avoid having your independence and vast array of abilities from being intimidating" or maybe "MtF Femmes: How to break past the "I don't date men" barrier"

[Sun]

Good Morning Thinkers.....

I hope that everyone has a really wonderful day.

I am going off for a while to meditate on all that I dont understand....

Peace....

Sun

[Amethystluv]

so I was thinking....

I need to attend Willow and FemN's school. I just wonder what courses to take! I wonder if they will offer "Being the Square Peg in a Round Hole World: What to do when you never fit in" or "Advice for Femme Daddies: How to avoid having your independence and vast array of abilities from being intimidating" or maybe "MtF Femmes: How to break past the "I don't date men" barrier"

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ krystle }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} YOU darlin woman DO NOT NEED a class on anything pertaining to being a WONDERFUL woman, Femme or very likely Femme Daddy...You Sugar , are a round peg in the round hole....it's the rest of the world that is screwed up and WILL NOT see the realities.... lawdy i can relate.....YOU live a beautiful , loving existence....thank you.....in fact , i think WE can ALL learn something from YOU about being better...

[Galant_1]

Buenos Dias Thinker's

((((((Krystle))))))))) thinkin' I am with you I am a Square...I reckon
((((((Ame)))))))))))) just cause your Neato
[[[[[[[Sun]]]]]]]]]] thinkin'....^5
(((((FemNLeather)))) ((((LadyPhoenix)))))) -you both are Supah Remarkable
GentleTiger.........[___] <<<Cereal.....CORNPOPS

thinkin'....again...-what if you gave someone a gift...and they neglected to thank you for it—would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer...you must truly appreciate what you already have....thinkin' too that this Awesome Community Should NOT be used as a Battle Ground.....thinkin' ...what happen to 'MAKE LOVE NOT WAR'....thinkin' ...hmmmdamnI'mAncient

[Sun]

Buenos Dias Thinker's

((((((Krystle))))))))) thinkin' I am with you I am a Square...I reckon
((((((Ame)))))))))))) just cause your Neato
[[[[[[[Sun]]]]]]]]]] thinkin'....^5
(((((FemNLeather)))) ((((LadyPhoenix)))))) -you both are Supah Remarkable
GentleTiger.........[___] <<<Cereal.....CORNPOPS

thinkin'....again...-what if you gave someone a gift...and they neglected to thank you for it—would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer...you must truly appreciate what you already have....thinkin' too that this Awesome Community Should NOT be used as a Battle Ground.....thinkin' ...what happen to 'MAKE LOVE NOT WAR'....thinkin' ...hmmmdamnI'mAncient

No Galant...you are not ancient....you are wise and you draw from ancient wisdom.

I thought of this just now, a little something for us all to think about.

"Love, like truth and beauty, is concrete. Love is not fundamentally a sweet feeling; not, at heart, a matter of sentiment, attachment, or being "drawn toward." Love is active, effective, a matter of making reciprocal and mutually beneficial relation with one's friends and enemies." - Carter Heyward

Peace

[Amethystluv]

Buenos Dias Thinker's

((((((Krystle))))))))) thinkin' I am with you I am a Square...I reckon
((((((Ame)))))))))))) just cause your Neato
[[[[[[[Sun]]]]]]]]]] thinkin'....^5
(((((FemNLeather)))) ((((LadyPhoenix)))))) -you both are Supah Remarkable
GentleTiger.........[___] <<<Cereal.....CORNPOPS

thinkin'....again...-what if you gave someone a gift...and they neglected to thank you for it—would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer...you must truly appreciate what you already have....thinkin' too that this Awesome Community Should NOT be used as a Battle Ground.....thinkin' ...what happen to 'MAKE LOVE NOT WAR'....thinkin' ...hmmmdamnI'mAncient

hiya Gorgeous......you are so sweet to me.....{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Galant }}}}}}}}}}}}} and NO you are NOT ancient...

[Amethystluv]

No Galant...you are not ancient....you are wise and you draw from ancient wisdom.

I thought of this just now, a little something for us all to think about.

"Love, like truth and beauty, is concrete. Love is not fundamentally a sweet feeling; not, at heart, a matter of sentiment, attachment, or being "drawn toward." Love is active, effective, a matter of making reciprocal and mutually beneficial relation with one's friends and enemies." - Carter Heyward

Peace

Hey ......i needed to see that this morning....thank you, Sugar.

[Galant_1]

Gracias Sun....but truthfully sometimes nope many times I do feel like a square peg chuckles...and then I get to thinkin' does it should it really matter here...so thinkin' I do know how Ms Krystle feels...just thinkin'

((((Ame))))) just because like Laura' your always the Same Person that says alot...

perhaps I should go for a walk....

No Galant...you are not ancient....you are wise and you draw from ancient wisdom.

I thought of this just now, a little something for us all to think about.

"Love, like truth and beauty, is concrete. Love is not fundamentally a sweet feeling; not, at heart, a matter of sentiment, attachment, or being "drawn toward." Love is active, effective, a matter of making reciprocal and mutually beneficial relation with one's friends and enemies." - Carter Heyward

Peace

[LadyPhoenix]

Buenos Dias Thinker's

((((((Krystle))))))))) thinkin' I am with you I am a Square...I reckon
((((((Ame)))))))))))) just cause your Neato
[[[[[[[Sun]]]]]]]]]] thinkin'....^5
(((((FemNLeather)))) ((((LadyPhoenix)))))) -you both are Supah Remarkable
GentleTiger.........[___] <<<Cereal.....CORNPOPS

thinkin'....again...-what if you gave someone a gift...and they neglected to thank you for it—would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer...you must truly appreciate what you already have....thinkin' too that this Awesome Community Should NOT be used as a Battle Ground.....thinkin' ...what happen to 'MAKE LOVE NOT WAR'....thinkin' ...hmmmdamnI'mAncient

Precious friend... it is not You who are Ancient but She who uses Your generous heart and open mind to speak through You ... Forgive her please, if She makes You feel Ancient... but She will always be heard best through beautiful humans age unimportant

willow

[LadyPhoenix]

Gracias Sun....but truthfully sometimes nope many times I do feel like a square peg chuckles...and then I get to thinkin' does it should it really matter here...so thinkin' I do know how Ms Krystle feels...just thinkin'

((((Ame))))) just because like Laura' your always the Same Person that says alot...

perhaps I should go for a walk....

*laughing softly* lovely idea... may i join You?? i was just thinkin too about that square peg/round hole thing... do You think that maybe we just need to change the holes instead of trying to change the pegs??

willow ... who will have to leave the sanding and drilling to You bois... i am not allowed to play with drills any more *pout*

[Amethystluv]

Gracias Sun....but truthfully sometimes nope many times I do feel like a square peg chuckles...and then I get to thinkin' does it should it really matter here...so thinkin' I do know how Ms Krystle feels...just thinkin'

((((Ame))))) just because like Laura' your always the Same Person that says alot...

perhaps I should go for a walk....

thank you darlin...

[Trinity3]

I'm thinkin: Congratulations, Trinity
I'm also thinkin...yeah..there IS a reason I normally push everything down..and tell no one.
thinkin....I'm going back to my normal reserved state.

Thank you Phantom I Appreciate it...Although not set in stone as of yet...Keepin fingers and toes crossed

[KrystleH]

I very well understand Galant's feeling of being ancient. It goes deeper than just physical age. Sometimes I can FEEL the lives I've lived. I can sense the weight of every age and eon that my soul has seen. Sometimes others can see them as well within my eyes. (Maybe that's why I weigh so much? It's not fat, It's AGE? )

As for sanding and drilling, I've had tons of experience as a driller and think it's vastly overrated!

[Galant_1]

...drill in Hand......(wonderin' can nevermind)....changing the holes sounds like a Plan.

Indeed You may join Me .....you would Love the Mountains...and a very Sacred place about 3 miles down called Tome Hill....

*laughing softly* lovely idea... may i join You?? i was just thinkin too about that square peg/round hole thing... do You think that maybe we just need to change the holes instead of trying to change the pegs??

willow ... who will have to leave the sanding and drilling to You bois... i am not allowed to play with drills any more *pout*

[Galant_1]

I sensed you did......Your Supah

***coughs****clears throat.....~raises left eyebrow
....noyouwillnotdrillorsandnotwhileiamarounddangit

I very well understand Galant's feeling of being ancient. It goes deeper than just physical age. Sometimes I can FEEL the lives I've lived. I can sense the weight of every age and eon that my soul has seen. Sometimes others can see them as well within my eyes. (Maybe that's why I weigh so much? It's not fat, It's AGE? )

As for sanding and drilling, I've had tons of experience as a driller and think it's vastly overrated!

[KrystleH]

so I was thinking....

Just how does one drill a square hole? As far as I know those have to be either punched through or chiseled out. Neither of which sounds much like fun

[Galant_1]

thinkin'.................chuckles....................

so I was thinking....

Just how does one drill a square hole? As far as I know those have to be either punched through or chiseled out. Neither of which sounds much like fun

[LadyPhoenix]

so I was thinking....

Just how does one drill a square hole? As far as I know those have to be either punched through or chiseled out. Neither of which sounds much like fun

**nudges over to Ms. Krystle** wanna know why i am not allowed to use a drill anymore?

**whispers** the first time i tried to use one... it made so much noise it scared me and i dropped it and scratched up my dresser... after that my son made me swear i'd never use one again ...

*blushing*

willow

[KrystleH]

That's ok Willow. I'll be happy to lend you my drill, and my skill, anytime you need.

[StudBoi]

Gooood Morning Thinkers!!

Thank you Galant for saying hello to me yesterday.. I'm late.. lol..

Trinity, that's awesome news!! If it's meant to be, it's yours!! GREAT news!!

Been thinkin'... healing is all in the mind..

[DallasLesbian]

I was thinkin, just when you think life is good, it seems to get better.

[LadyPhoenix]

That's ok Willow. I'll be happy to lend you my drill, and my skill, anytime you need.

*smiling softly an huggin Ms Krystle** thank You kindly Ma'am! ... i don't spect that i'll be needin a lotta drillin until it's time for me to move next year... ohhh i HATE moving... am having night mares about it already .... *new wall papers, paints, color schemes, needing new dishes and linens to match the kitchen ... oy!** although i did find a lovely pattern by Pfaltzgraph... my current one is thiers too ... i did the whole kitchen to match

willow

[KrystleH]

Good afternoon Stud & Dallas!

Willow I do not envy you your future move. I HATE moving!

[LadyPhoenix]

Good afternoon Stud & Dallas!

Willow I do not envy you your future move. I HATE moving!

*giggles softly* Ma'am if i were cruel... i would get to remind You that You get to go first! ** eyes wide** but as much as i hate moving... i would give anything in the world to be able to help You with Your own tasks at hand...

((((((((Stud))))))))) candles are lit in the western window for Your healing ... the mind... the soul... and the prayers... of healing
willow

[Galant_1]

****Nods StudBoi....

thinkin'.....Ms LadyPhoenix...kinda thought that...chuckles@noise

Gooood Morning Thinkers!!

Thank you Galant for saying hello to me yesterday.. I'm late.. lol..

Trinity, that's awesome news!! If it's meant to be, it's yours!! GREAT news!!

Been thinkin'... healing is all in the mind..

[DallasLesbian]

Good afternoon Stud & Dallas!

Willow I do not envy you your future move. I HATE moving!

Hello Ms Krystle

[LadyPhoenix]

****Nods StudBoi....

thinkin'.....Ms LadyPhoenix...kinda thought that...chuckles@noise

oh!

willow

[Galant_1]

umhmmmm

Hola Dallas... good to see you...

oh!

willow

[Phantom One]

so I was thinking....

Just how does one drill a square hole? As far as I know those have to be either punched through or chiseled out. Neither of which sounds much like fun

Square holes aren't "drilled"..they're "routed"...you can do it with a routing bit and a precision drilling machine *this is the way factories usually do it*...or..you can do it with a cable router or hand held router.

[Snowkisses]

Square holes aren't "drilled"..they're "routed"...you can do it with a routing bit and a precision drilling machine *this is the way factories usually do it*...or..you can do it with a cable router or hand held router.

Thinking....

I learn something new every day.

[Phantom One]

Holding mah registration form.....looking for a list of books/supplies for class.

LOL..ok i love this!

Area of Study: Science
Class: Rare Gems in Femmes



An in depth study of identification, handling and worth. An identification chart and Lab book must be purchased prior to first class.

*Pre-requisite: Rocks - How to Simplify 101
Topics will include but are not limited to: The Crank Whore, The Psycho, The Whiner, The Home Wrecker. Field trips and guest speakers each weak. Please provide dating an ex contact list prior to first class.

Area of Study: Pyschology

Class: The Letting Go - Asset or Liability



A vast array of topics will be presented in 4 main sessions: When Easy and Comfortale is Painful and Detrimental, The Fundamental Structure of Manipulation, When to Recognise You are Still a Pawn, and Better living through the Art of Moving Forward.

*Pre-requisite: Rare Gems in Femmes
An in depth study of identification, handling and worth. An identification chart and Lab book must be purchased prior to first class.

Area of Study: General Studies

Class: Love - Appreciating the Gift



How to recognize worthwhile gifts of love, handle the fear of the past, emotional baggage, pride, and many other aspects of wall building that are detrimental to these gifts. This class includes lab studies and practical application of the dynamics of: Talking to Her and Saying What You Mean, Letting Go of the Confusion of Mixed Message Defense, Second Chances How to Construct Them Successfully, Conquering - Shutting Down and Running Away, andThe Benefits of caring About Her Feelings and Needs Too.

Pre-requisite:

*Rocks - How to Simplify 101
*Rare Gems in Femmes

Area of Study: Biology/Psychology

Class: Sex and the Older Wiser Femme

A composite class and in depth study of advanced sexual techniques focussing on the Psycho-Physical Art of Making Love to or Fucking a Real Woman. Do I get credit for life experience for this class???? Or...can I challenge the course???? *yeah..challenging the course..that's the one I want..much more fun!!!!*

Area of Study: General Studies
Class: Advanced Core Class Support





This class is a practical application of all other classes. It includes a Summer project which will be responsible for half of the grade. The prevailing theme:

Worthwhile Femmes: How to Identify, Acquire and Handle.

This class will include the following lab segments:

*Identification
*Daily Care
*When to and Not to Obsess Over the Remote
*Imbalanced Pride - When It Is a Liability
*How to Really Listen
*What to Do When You Fuck Up
*What to Do When You Fuck up Real Bad and Lose one

*Pre-requisite: All other course studies. This class will consist of a required Internship

[DallasLesbian]

umhmmmm

Hola Dallas... good to see you...

Hey Galant, good to see you as well. So when ya coming round these parts?

[KrystleH]

Square holes aren't "drilled"..they're "routed"...you can do it with a routing bit and a precision drilling machine *this is the way factories usually do it*...or..you can do it with a cable router or hand held router.

Ah but then those aren't TRULY sqaure holes. Those are squarish with rounded corners. The radius of the corner being dependent upon the diameter of the routing bit. And the size of the routing bit is dependent upon both the material of the bit and the material the holes is being routed in. Even with lasers there is a bit of a radius which corresponds to the diameter of the laser beam (Ok now I know those can be VERY teensy weensy) Nope as far as I know truly square holes with square 90 deg corners can only be made by punch press, stamping or chiselling.

[NYFemmie]

Ah but then those aren't TRULY sqaure holes. Those are squarish with rounded corners. The radius of the corner being dependent upon the diameter of the routing bit. And the size of the routing bit is dependent upon both the material of the bit and the material the holes is being routed in. Even with lasers there is a bit of a radius which corresponds to the diameter of the laser beam (Ok now I know those can be VERY teensy weensy) Nope as far as I know truly square holes with square 90 deg corners can only be made by punch press, stamping or chiselling.

::::: I'm thinking my head hurts now ....

[LadyPhoenix]

i was thinkin...

my mom just said "Bast---" and "Son of a !!!!!"

am thinkin maybe i need to take swear jar out of retirement and bring it to her!!!

willow

[LadyPhoenix]

Things you have said on the phone to me today will remain private ....as long as you take care of yourself...

Tommi

why does this remind me of the movie Labyrinth??? i have run this over and again in my mind and all i can think of are these last lines from the movie:

"Through dangers untold and hardships outnumbered,
I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city,
to take back the child that you have stolen;
for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great...

You hold no power over me! "

[DallasLesbian]

I'm thinkin that life is getting better and better all the time