...so i was thinkin'

[FemNLeatherNLace]

So I was thinkin' iffin you go to Hotlanta, let me know and I'll go to Hotlanta!

Awww Tiger...absolutely!!!

[shadowboi]

Awww Tiger...absolutely!!!

YAY! That's a party!

[DivaTX45]

Ok then!

FL&L!??!?!?!?! You're movin' HERE!?!?!? YUM!!!!!!!!! I LOVE that!!!!!

Um..... Shadowboi...... You can't come to the Ya Ya Femmie Partay!! But if You conspire...I mean....CHAT with Copper..... SHE seems to think the Bois are gonna crash it or somethin' silly like THAT.....


Pffffft......


Please.

....I was thinkin'........THAT'LL be the day! <giggling>


Joy Light and Love

~Diva

[shadowboi]

Um..... Shadowboi...... You can't come to the Ya Ya Femmie Partay!! But if You conspire...I mean....CHAT with Copper..... SHE seems to think the Bois are gonna crash it or somethin' silly like THAT.....

Me? Crash a party?

I don't have that sort of thing in me , I mean

[cutesftbutch4u]

I was thinking distance sucks..

i was thinking why dont i get a chance to show her..

i was thinking love fucking hurts..

I was thinking i need a vacation..

[SweetBlueDiva43]

...........as i was thinkin last night.....i couldn't get to sleeep til after 4 in the morning.....cuz i was reeling on adrenaline.....and i realised.....that i have the power.......

the power to .....

1. live life in the present...not in the yesterdays or tomorrows
2. be me..............
3. be empowered by my femme sIsTa'S whom share much with me
4. to believe in me and have faith that somewhere in time there will be a special Butch Womyn that i get to spend my life with lovingly
5. Never give up on me


...................so thinkin wit ya all...has helped me so much....and i just want you all to know....that i appreciated the

.........pink gaskets......from DivaTX45.......the repair kit from Opus who was way over there.................> ........................to my SiStA sIsTa.....FemN who has graciously hugglefuckedandlickedtheloveouttame ..........and helped me back to life....... ...for CB & the late night Confession's he endured to help me get back to heaven LOL!....for the hugs from DM........ ........

spreading my wings and flying off to a walk in the woods today......and being one with the Universe!.....

.........>>>>>>>> ....for ya all.............

[FemNLeatherNLace]

~i was thinkin'...
...i hadn't thought of moving to Atlanta well since September but um...hmmmwell i will haffa think on that one..but the Ya-Ya party and visitin' is a definite!!!

...POOPOO platter of your own? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

~convo with Mama FemN:

FemN: Kewl on your way stop by Kentucky Fried Chicken

Mama FemN: WHAT are you serious?

FemN: Yes..I will pay you back when you get here

Mama FemN: Ok what do you want?

FemN: BBQ wings, corn and coleslaw

Mama FemN: I'm going to have to go all the way into town...don't they have a KCF there...?

FemN: ok forget it...and NO mom we had this discussion ..it burnt down

Mama FemN: do you know HOW much this is goina cost

FemN: OK forget it

Mama FemN: Ok what do you want again I have to write it down

FemN: BBQ Wings, corn and coleslaw

Mama FemN: SLOW DOWN I need paper

FemN:

Mama FemN: ok

FemN: (slowly) BBQ Wings, corn and coleslaw

Mama FemN: HOW MUCH? Jeez this is goina be expensive ...i have to go ALL THE WAY back by Safeway

FemN: ok then FORGET IT

Mama FemN: No i will go

FemN: Then just get enough for me you and Summer

Mama FemN: I was goina have you cook me somethin to eat

FemN: OK THEN FORGET IT

Mama FemN: No I'll go. NOw what do you want again?

FemN: BBQ Wings, corn and coleslaw

Mama FemN: Ok (hangs up)

5 minutes later...

Mama FemN: Ok I'm here. They only have 5 BBQ wings, but they have two other kinds they could mix to make twenty.

FemN: kewl sounds good

Mama FemN: Are you sure?

FemN: yes

Mama FemN: ok what size coleslaw?

FemN: Just get a large for the three of us

Mama FemN: A LARGE *mumbles* this is expensive when we have food we could cook

FemN: OK THEN FORGET IT

Mama FemN: No it's ok you want it

FemN:

Mama FemN: Ok how much corn?

FemN Enough for you me and Summer

Mama FemN: like one a piece?

FemN: yea

Mama FemN: But i don't want corn

FemN: ok

Mama FemN: So then how many?

FemN: one......a.......piece

Mama FemN: well it comes in 1 or 4

FemN: Then get 4

Mama FemN: 4

FemN: ok

why did i ask for KCF WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

[shadowboi]

LMAO! Your mom is a trip!

[FemNLeatherNLace]

yea a trip alright


This will be the dining convo

Mama FemN: Ok I hope I got it right

FemN: Yep you did

Mama FemN: Are you sure *followed by LONG* convo about the dumb guy at KFC

FemN: yep

Mama FemN: MMMM these are good..this was a good idea

FemN: i told you

Mama FemN: You know you aren't goina save money if you eat out

FemN: *turns up sound on TV*

[cutesftbutch4u]

I was thinking if this rain would go away i would go on a long drive..

I was thinking i want to be surrounded by people that love me..

[FemNLeatherNLace]

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ARE RELATED!!!


~i was thinkin'...
...surrounds Riley wif love...

...Rawk on SBD...i lovesssss ya honey!!!

...poopoo platter of your own EWWWWWWWWWWWW...again

[shadowboi]

I was thinkin' I've had poo poo platters and don't care for them.

[FemNLeatherNLace]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[FemNLeatherNLace]

I think FemN's mom and my mom are sisters. That means we're like cousins...WOOT!
Hey cuz, lemme borrow some money? LMAOOOOOOOO

~i was thinkin'...
...HELLO don't you know nuthin bout our family cuz WE ARE POOR FOLK...sheesh..if you would come to more family reunions ass...HRMPH

[shadowboi]

So I was thinkin' nothing on a poo poo platter is brown except the shrimp toast.

[princessdahlin_one]

I was thinking if this rain would go away i would go on a long drive..

I was thinking i want to be surrounded by people that love me..

awwwwww @ cutesft .......... we do love you *~might not be a substitute for ur g/f but hey it counts~*

[motleycruiser]

~I really love my pretty jewelry I got for x-mas from someone

~how I want to crank call this chick who called me a bitch today at work

~how Im sooooooooo glad Im off tomorrow

~why is it freakin cold in here, Its friggin GE dont they have their own electricity so they dont have to skimp on it

~how I just freaked the hell out of some young girl trying to commit fraud on someone by calling her back....blocking a phone number doesnt work with us dumbass

~my job is so fun sometimes

`

[SweetBlueDiva43]

.........it just cracks me up when you guys write out the phone convo's.....

CB.....your mom is related to my mom....in a strange way...

FemN.....can i borrow your mom????

........the last call i had with my mom went like this:

Me: hi mom....whats up?

her: just thought i would call and check on your status in hell!

me: ...what are you talking about?

her: well .... you know ..... fooling around with women is against the lords will.....

me: ....mom....when are you going to realise that i am a person just like you...only i am not attracted to men....but wimmen???

her: well...gotta go now...i see you are going to hell and don't care about me.

me: ....mom i love you but don't like your words or behavior towards me and it hurts me that you keep trying to "save" me.....

her: "silence"

me: "silence"

her: bye now...merry christmas....

me: have a better day mom...call me when you feel better....


*********************

....... just once i would love to here my mom say she loves me for me ......but i don't think it will ever happen anytime soon.

Thankgod for my "chosen family"....... *whew*.....

[motleycruiser]

~hmmm an amber collection compared to a spongebob collection I like that trade

~OMG bending your fingernail back without it breaking hurts like a mo fo & it sucks not being able to cuss a blue streak about it

~I hate running errands after work, I just wanna go home

~I wonder if lane bryant will still have their pantie sale tomorrow hmmmmmmmm

~I get to open another prezzie tomorrow that my goofball of a father forgot YAY

[she_wolf6062]

Kewl on your way stop by Kentucky Fried Chicken[/I]
Mama FemN: WHAT are you serious?
FemN: Yes..I will pay you back when you get here
Mama FemN: Ok what do you want?
FemN: BBQ wings, corn and coleslaw
Mama FemN: I'm going to have to go all the way into town...don't they have a KCF there...?
FemN: ok forget it...and NO mom we had this discussion ..it burnt down
Mama FemN: do you know HOW much this is goina cost
FemN: OK forget it
Mama FemN: Ok what do you want again I have to write it down
FemN: BBQ Wings, corn and coleslaw
Mama FemN: SLOW DOWN I need paper
FemN:
Mama FemN: ok
FemN: (slowly) BBQ Wings, corn and coleslaw
Mama FemN: HOW MUCH? Jeez this is goina be expensive ...i have to go ALL THE WAY back by Safeway
FemN: ok then FORGET IT
Mama FemN: No i will go
FemN: Then just get enough for me you and Summer
Mama FemN: I was goina have you cook me somethin to eat
FemN: OK THEN FORGET IT
Mama FemN: No I'll go. NOw what do you want again?
FemN: BBQ Wings, corn and coleslaw
Mama FemN: Ok (hangs up)
5 minutes later...
Mama FemN: Ok I'm here. They only have 5 BBQ wings, but they have two other kinds they could mix to make twenty.
FemN: kewl sounds good
Mama FemN: Are you sure?
FemN: yes
Mama FemN: ok what size coleslaw?
FemN: Just get a large for the three of us
Mama FemN: A LARGE *mumbles* this is expensive when we have food we could cook
FemN: OK THEN FORGET IT
Mama FemN: No it's ok you want it
FemN:
Mama FemN: Ok how much corn?
FemN Enough for you me and Summer
Mama FemN: like one a piece?
FemN: yea
Mama FemN: But i don't want corn
FemN: ok
Mama FemN: So then how many?
FemN: one......a.......piece
Mama FemN: well it comes in 1 or 4
FemN: Then get 4
Mama FemN: 4
FemN: ok

why did i ask for KCF WHYYYYYYYYYYY?[/COLOR][/B]

im thinking:

If that was my mom i'd have strangled the life out of her lmfao omggggg thats just to funny poor FemN *hugs u better*

[DivaTX45]

.....I was thinkin' that Motley and I need to go Panty Shoppin' tomorrow at Lane Bryant!!!!!

.....I was thinkin'....Panty Shoppin' followed closely by martinis! PANTINI!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

....I was thinkin'....probably with some of the REST of You....that I'm not right! It's ok....I embrace my Not-Rightness....<giggle>

....I was thinkin' it was WAY past time to do the TTD* thing! I'm not very good at it, so when I DO it, I get a little excited! Please find it in Your hearts to forgive me! <giggling>


Joy Light and Love

~Diva

* Treat-The-Diva <big ol' smile>

[MadMax]

I was thinkin my phone gets cut off tomorrow
I was thinkin how much that is going to
hurt my chances of getting a job
I was thinkin I wish I could pay my phone bill
I was thinkin that I hope they don't turn
the phone off until late in the day (fingers crossed)
I was thinkin I finally found the belt for my car
I was thinkin it only cost $11 and I came up with it
I was thinkin I spent the rest of the day puttin the belt on
I was thinkin it should have only taken me an hour
I was thinkin it is good that I am not a mechanic
I was thinkin I hope my car repair I did was done
correctly and will hold up(crosses fingers again)
I was thinkin I wish I could find a way out of my situation.
I was thinkin Thank You God for what I do have
and for finding the belt for the car,finding $11
to buy the belt and for helping me fix it.
I was thinkin all in all it has been a good day.
I was thinkin I hope things work out and I don't lose everything.
I was thinkin bye

[FemNLeatherNLace]

OHHHHHH SBD..YOU don't KNOW..i HAVE had those convos with my mom for YEARSSSSSS...

This is just a medicated month...


~I was thinkin'...
...When we all meet in Chicago we need to have a night sittin round the fire makin crank phone calls

~i was thinkin'...
...
Ambulance Driver: We had to dig him out from under the most peculiar things I ever saw.
Dr. Hill: What things?
Ambulance Driver: Well, I don't know what they are, I never saw them before. They looked like great big seed pods.

Mr. Tong: No, no... she alright. She betta now. Much betta now

*giggles to myself*

[guitarboi]

~i was thinkin'...
... @ flyin sheep!!!

i was thinkin'...
...howdy Gee-Tar-boi...GRINSSSS...i like Sweet Home Alabama TOO (maybe i will solicit your help when buying my son a new guitar...he taught himself to play..and loves all the old famous classic guitarists..has a video of this person playin (i swear hy must be on healthy crystal-the video dude) playin like 900 mph then plays upside down..his hands anyway..TRIPPY..but the boy loves the guitar players whose music i grew up on!!)

the chords are Dmajor, Cmajor, and Gmajor
that should get him started til i get there

[FemNLeatherNLace]

the chords are Dmajor, Cmajor, and Gmajor
that should get him started til i get there

Ohhh he can play like a champ...but i do need someone to help me shop for a guitar for his gift...alas...appears all fragile and stuff with hand to forehead...

[FemNLeatherNLace]

TACKLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

MadMAx and smooches him all over.. our lives are in a parrallel universe i tell ya!

[FemNLeatherNLace]

~i was thinkin'...
...oh boy here we go again ~i was thinkin'...
...i just love the stuffin outta Engine Red...and am so damn happy for hym and hys lady...

~i was thinkin'...
...I AM NEVER GOINA BE READY FOR COMPANY IN TWO WEEKS:
and as i try to pack:

candles: no
lingerie: no
CD's: no
erotica novels: no
kitchen: NO see ~Silent Thoughts~ are you stupid FemN?
perfume: no
stereo/TV: UH NO
bubblebath/lotions/oils: no

What the fuck am i goina pack?

[MadMax]

TACKLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

MadMAx and smooches him all over.. our lives are in a parrallel universe i tell ya!

I was thinkin I looooooove being tackled and kissed all over especially by you FemN

[FemNLeatherNLace]

I was thinkin I looooooove being tackled and kissed all over especially by you FemN

~i was thinkin'...
...aww Mad you say the sweetest things..

[guitarboi]

I was thinkin:

I agree with Riley.

I love to see guitarboi around!! I'd also like to kick his hecklers asses. I hope you are still coming to play here in the summer!! *hugs*

I'm going to buy stock in Orajel since I can't afford to do anything important at all right now.

I don't like the visuals of FemN and the flying cow, but the Helen Hunt tank top thingee is awesome...

I hope that storm goes away before I fart and MAKE it go away.

I wish I could have MY way sometimes.

Why is it that Starz, HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax all cost $12 each a month, and never show anything good at night? Don't they know I sleep all day and am busy all afternoon?

I hope I win some money on Wednesday!

I hope I can find a better paying job soon. I'll never stop trying.

I love when Dylan smiles.

I love my army outfit.

I love my pez dispenser with Spongebob in his tighty whiteys.

I hate traffic.

I hate the guy that refuses to authorize my check from over a month ago.

How did someone ever come up with the word dingleberries? (no IDEA why I thought of that one)

Why do people say chicken fried chicken? That doesn't make sense.

I'll be there bro and maybe I'll perform CRying in the Night

[princessdahlin_one]

i'm wayyyyyyyyyy too addicted to .com but i would not have it any other way ~smiles~

[FemNLeatherNLace]

~i was thinkin'...
...i was cruisin butch-femme...and i thought of Oompa Loompas...ok forget it i will NEVER be able to explain that one

[SweetBlueDiva43]

Tee hee... stick around and maybe we'll start you a Amber collection...

Thats fuckin ghetto, how can GE not have heat?

LMAO @ that young girl and you being a meanie, I love it


SBD, If my parents were religious, they'd have already committed me to a psych ward... LOL

i'll tell ya what the parents were thinkin back in the 70's.....mine in particular...

this happened in an "albertson's" parking lot...my parents hijacked me to 'shop' for groceries alone....

parents: we want to talk to you about life dear....
Me: oh really?
parents MOM: honey...we noticed you have no boyfriends..and while your G/F's come over to stay the night....we want you to date a nice Xtian boy.
me: Mom....i like girls and we have good fun and great relationships....i don't like boys and that will never change!
parents DAD: honey....we plan to have you tested psychologically to see if you have you know....those "girl tendencies" cuz if you do then we will get you help and you will be gone awhile...but you will come back well.
me: i thought we were shopping for food today.....
Parents: so do you like girls...yanno ...."in that way????"
me: (getting out of car and telling them off and leaving) yes...and you won't lock me up cuz i am officially not coming back home!
Parents: You get right back here and do what we say...we are your parents.......blah blah blah blah........fading off cuz i am gone....

so there you go CB....they really were gonna lock me up and throw out the key! Dad did it to his eldest sister and she was in a mental institution for years....almost 30......and when they closed down the hospital...and exited her....they took her off all the dope they had her on...told her she was diabetic...and a lesbian and that was okay with them...and off she went!

.........now.....i was thinkin.....today as i was walking around and exchanging my books for new ones at the Ab-Dellis Lamba Center here in town....that i was gonna check out this bike shop there....i am geting a bike on saturday...to ride 12-13 miles to school in Medford twice a week...and that i was gonna turn into a hot sizzlin siren femme fatale in no time....and getting the exercise on the test drive of the bike today liberated me from my ailing notions that i will never find a partner in life....that i decided i am worth the bike and the energy and thinking space i will get on it to create the most remarkable papers in college i have ever done yet...and i am on the Dean's List for a reason.....so i am thinking that the bike is my new goddess now...and will teleport me to new creative idea's to live out my life!...HA!
i know....ya'll are thinking i have gone around the bend..... .....but i am feeling so much bettah......and ya know what else i think?????

i am thinkin for all those BOZO"S who never treated me the way they should have....some day they are gonna look back and say....*man...i fucked up and missed the boat with her!".......cuz i am moving on up....and i will get what i need and deserve....it just takes time

now i will plagerize FemN....

..........heres2hugglefuckkinyall2night! .........

Keep thinkin.....it helps!

and Maxxxxxx i will PM U and tell y ou of an idea about your phone situation....k? There is still time to save your service!

[FemNLeatherNLace]

~i was thinkin'...
...SBD...several people have told me recently something very similiar...it could be summed up like so.."Do not cast pearls before swine" and ya know...my pearls were gettin dirty and i didn't even know it...because..well i was thinkin with my heart (i try not to do that very often) ...well you have come a long way baby!!! Keep movin forward...like i said a door closes so another can open..and i am reminded every day by what i see...by the words of SO many...of things i didn't see...YOU KEEP ON KEEPIN ON!!!

~i was thinkin'...
...why is Alfalfa thinkin bout dingleberries was it the PooPoo platter?

~i was thinkin'...
...several of you are responsible for me laffin my ass off when i look at this~~~> smilie... OMGROTFLMAO!!!

[wolfsong069]

~im thinkin'...
...I WANNA YA-YA WITH YOU AND THE OTHER ATLANTA FEMMES and i could do it now that im moving....who woulda thunk ID THINK BOUT GOIN TO ATLANTA AGAIN ..puts Atlanta on my dayum travel map!!!!

I will be the first one on the plane......Seems I am about to embark on my new career as an amphibian recovery specialist......


RIBBIT RIBBIT

[SweetBlueDiva43]

~i was thinkin'...
...SBD...several people have told me recently something very similiar...it could be summed up like so.."Do not cast pearls before swine" and ya know...my pearls were gettin dirty and i didn't even know it...because..well i was thinkin with my heart (i try not to do that very often) ...well you have come a long way baby!!! Keep movin forward...like i said a door closes so another can open..and i am reminded every day by what i see...by the words of SO many...of things i didn't see...YOU KEEP ON KEEPIN ON!!!

~i was thinkin'...
...why is Alfalfa thinkin bout dingleberries was it the PooPoo platter?

~i was thinkin'...
...several of you are responsible for me laffin my ass off when i look at this~~~> smilie... OMGROTFLMAO!!!

[FemNLeatherNLace]

~i was thinkin'...
...

Vanessa: Fuck you, chipmunk face! And your fuckin' skipper wife!

Vanessa: What, you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?

Ramona Lutz: I DO clean up sir, its just that I'm under a lot of stress. My sister died 3 months ago and I am trying to get off methadone.
Police Officer: You're on methadone?
Ramona Lutz: Would you please give me a cigarette?

Vanessa: Oh God. God, that was so fuckin' bad

[wolfsong069]

I was thinkin'........

From the movie "Freeway"

"Holy shit -- Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny-weeny little gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly, Bob! You know it's gonna cramp your style big time, you know that, huh. 'Specially little miss priss over there. And hey, I heard you have one of them big poop bags, and it's like attached to your body and all your shit comes out and like lands in it. You're just a big ol' shit-bag, ain't you Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing motherfucker!!" -Vanessa


and now I'm thinkin AND laughing'.........


Wolf

[FemNLeatherNLace]

Wolf


~i was thinkin'...
...NOW im thinkin bout this ~~~> DAMN SMILIE AGAINNNNNNN....omgomgomgomg

[FemNLeatherNLace]

~i was thinkin'...
...this pm made me pee laffin...

Kingpin

Landlady: Don't forget, you owe for next month!

Egeeeeeeeww!