pie...pie is the answer...
pie...pie is the answer...
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
I thought 42 was the answer.......
If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?
Prince BallBouncingNookie Island of Dreams
There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential.
only if you forget to multiply by a hamster and carry the pickle
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
dang it I thought it was hamster squared + a pickle no wonder 42 was wrong.....
ok pie.....
Last edited by Opus; 01-07-2005 at 03:15 AM.
If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?
Prince BallBouncingNookie Island of Dreams
There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential.
And...they were round...yes..round pie...and...I saw something about a merkin....then I thought *she musta meant gherkin*...then I looked up merkin in tha dictionary...and it says something 'bout a wig for ....for...OMG!Originally Posted by Opus
ok pie.....
Ah! To HELL with the relationship...now I just wanna be committed!
(wonder if I can find an avatar of Bill the CAt wearing a vampire costume under those tighty whities?...Hmmm)
*Blinks...........gulps........large? Well ok, but maybe in that case you'd better think about the merkin-broom combo.....you know........so you have something to kill it with when it starts racing around the kitchen floor
So it turns out I saw Chicago Butch at Rosco's on Monday night.......I didn't talk to hym though for a couple of reasons...
1. I spent half the evening thinking to myself......"Dammit, where the hell do I know that guy from???"
2. By time I realized who hy was I was already a block and a half up the street on my way to Hydrate
3. I was just tipsy enough for my internal "Don't Make An Ass Out Of Yourself Monitor" to warn me that going back, wobbling up to someone and going, "Hey your Chicago Butch from Butch-femme.com aren't you?" Throwing my arm around hym, sticking a beer in hys hand and dragging hym off to meet my friends was probably on the "Things Not To Do List"
4. Once at Hydrate I forgot all about Chicago Butch because some gay guy came up out of the blue and kissed me and asked why I was stalking him
Then I met Louis and Marissa, who was from New York, we danced, she was pretty nice, very friendly for a New Yorker I thought..I don't usually dance cause well, I suck at it, but my trusty liquid courage, Miller Lite, didn't let me down....
All of a sudden I felt both hot and woozy at the same time so we went outside.....some drag queen came up to us and said, "I just love lesbians because you all really care about us." We talked to him for a few minutes The poor thing was half frozen in a white sequined cocktail dress and looked all of 19 years old. He was shivering so hard I thought his falsies were going to fall out of his dress.....I felt sorry for him.
I got up, waved a cab down for him, he was on his way over to Berlin and wanted us to go with him. We thanked him for the invite but said we were gonna stick around there. I handed the cabbie a $20 (thank GOD it wasn't the $50, that was the next bill in my wallet) for a $10 ride and told him to make sure the kid got where he was going safely.
Then we decided that we were all hungry, so we headed out for the Golden Nugget over on Clark St. thats open 24-7 but it cracks me the hell up that food is Pre-Pay after 1 am. They have excellent asparagus omlets. As I started to dig into the food I remembered that I thought I saw Chicago Butch......and said to my friends, "You know......I'm pretty sure I knew that guy...."
Sorry Charlie.....next time we'll hook up at the pool table over a pitcher of beer......
Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today (Happy Gilmore ~ 1996)
So I was thinking... it is Friday it has been a long week with bad weather in the northeast,
Schools closed again
2 teen boys home again...
power company juggling to keep the power on
a good time to start sentences today with my boys "I was thinking..."
make them cringe a bit and see all the help I get with housework
When you feel SEXY you are SEXY
So I was thinkin...
I'm the only one in here right now...
At least that's according to the Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread thingie
How trusty is that thing, I mean... reallly...
Found a new pet peeve recently... people who leave shopping carts in the parking lot, or they get it on the sidewalk three feet from where it's supposed to be and are too lazy to take the extra 2 seconds to push it that extra bit...
Found this as I made BNC and Ducky wait for me outside of both Target and WalMart as I collected enough to satisfy myself...
Is Nerf not around anymore? We couldn't find a nerf football annnnywhere...
'nother peeve... people who rant and rave and include me in the "you guys" that they're complaining about when I've clearly never dealt with them before... grrr...
Make your words sweet, in case you have to eat them.
"There are no good girls gone wrong, only bad girls found out." ~Mae West
WTF i sweare u people are up all night posting
FREAKS
anyhow
I wanna joint he staring contest
"i am culinary chaos
but i taste so god damn good
like that craving that you get
that you never understood"
~ excerpt from poem by me RP
~i was thinkin' that the ppl that do that drive me nuts too, and that even in the rain, i push it up to where the cart is suppose to be
~i'm also thinkin' that Nerf is still around.. have you tried Toys R Us? i know i've seen 'em still
~i'm thinkin', i don't like bein' added to "you guys" either when ppl are rantin'.. i'm not part of "you guys" so don't throw me in there.. *ugh*
~Thinkin' Good Mornin' NSI!!!
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe
*waves g'mornin to all the thinkers*
~i was thinkin'...
...yup ... did you notice the decrease in level of complexity of our posts...we were speaking in smilies, merkins, hamster, and pickle
...throws sumthin at size...I DONT WANT A MERKIN
...hopes sassy comes back...perhaps i will email her
...LOL Donna...a mother after my own heart..."fun with the kiddies" muahahaha...
...i agree with NSI...i dont wanna be included in you guys either...and if i was part of their rant..and did somethin they wanna bitch about ...i want my OWN GODDAMNED EVIL SPOTLIGHT damnit..dont want to share it with all the guys...
...envisions drunken slurred speach Wolfie..headed toward CB...getting derailed and throwing hys arms round the WRONG person...getting arrested for attempted kidnapping...
...sending warm fuzzy thoughts to SBD...and remember...a creature that bleeds 7 days outta the month and doesn't die gotta be tough
...i LOVE Cher's opening line to her last tour:
"Follow this bitches"
i think i have found my new mantra for 2005
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
What is a Merkin? Is it something to be Jerkin?
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
christ man!!!
hey i just posted a pic of my engagement ring in my gallery..if ya wanna see how cute and symbological it is...
BBL
"i am culinary chaos
but i taste so god damn good
like that craving that you get
that you never understood"
~ excerpt from poem by me RP
~i was thinkin...What is a Merkin? Is it something to be Jerkin?
...here's the link ... i will let YOU decide..
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
its beautiful!!!
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
AHA! Something that gets people to jerkin
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
AHA! Something that gets people to jerkin
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
"Has your last wax or razor encounter left you a little too exposed for the nude beaches of SXM? Are you getting on in years and finding that thinning hair leaves you a bit embarrassed? We at American Merkin Company (AMC) have the perfect solution for your problem. We produce merkins (pubic hair toupees) of exceptional quality in a variety of styles and colors. Now you can have that smooth shave that he loves at home, and still strut your stuff on Orient Beach without revealing everything."
~i was thinkin'...
...OH YOU KNOW what im thinkin...LMAO...Does that come in platinum blond? AHAHAHA*
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
Wow it is beautiful... best wishes for a life time of love
I was thinking... and yes it is a simple joy in life to torture my children now that they are old enough to be embarrassed by me in public supermarkets are good for that
<holdin' envelope to head Carnack the Magnificent style>
Does it come in Platinum blonde and what happens if it's swallowed?
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have guns ~ the shrub
In order to act wisely, it is not enough to be wise. ~Dostoyevsky
I love my Transguy!
I am NOT Donna Reed. Your pronouncements will not be met with batting eyes and "yes, Sir." Deal with it!
True, I'd like to see the MSDS information before jerkin the merkin<holdin' envelope to head Carnack the Magnificent style>
Does it come in Platinum blonde and what happens if it's swallowed?
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
~thinkin' "oh my goodness"<holdin' envelope to head Carnack the Magnificent style>
Does it come in Platinum blonde and what happens if it's swallowed?
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe
So now I'm thinkin'...I'm outta control and I need to stop.
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have guns ~ the shrub
In order to act wisely, it is not enough to be wise. ~Dostoyevsky
I am NOT Donna Reed. Your pronouncements will not be met with batting eyes and "yes, Sir." Deal with it!
~i was thinkin'...
...it could be multi purpose...Moustache for Butch...for those special nights out...OMGOMGOMG...im goina pee laffin...where's PJ's pee plastic...OMGGG
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
Now I'm thinkin'....I wish you had never said that...I won't be able to get the visual outta my head.
<shaking head to clear the pic of strong, virile, young, sexy Butch with platinum merkin on his face>
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have guns ~ the shrub
In order to act wisely, it is not enough to be wise. ~Dostoyevsky
I am NOT Donna Reed. Your pronouncements will not be met with batting eyes and "yes, Sir." Deal with it!
did FemN just tell us all that she is a baldy beaver?????i am merkin free and intend to stay that way
*runs in with pee plastic*
I got ya back!!
ps and thanks to all who saw mt ring..woohoo isn it GREAAT
"i am culinary chaos
but i taste so god damn good
like that craving that you get
that you never understood"
~ excerpt from poem by me RP
WTF is merkin?
"i am culinary chaos
but i taste so god damn good
like that craving that you get
that you never understood"
~ excerpt from poem by me RP
Sooo...is Syr Ravenous getting one of them little doughnut shaped jobbies?
And if he is...is he keeping it here on the thread?...'Cause I wanna know who's gonna clean up after it.....'cause I'm thinkin i just read in one of FemN's posts that Syr Ravenous actually intends to acquire one of the filthy little creatures.
I think so.. I remember reading a math prblem involving a gerkin LOLSooo...is Syr Ravenous getting one of them little doughnut shaped jobbies?
And if he is...is he keeping it here on the thread?...'Cause I wanna know who's gonna clean up after it.....'cause I'm thinkin i just read in one of FemN's posts that Syr Ravenous actually intends to acquire one of the filthy little creatures.
must have been quite a night
I was thinkin... with all this talk about merkins I'd stay away from the cherry topping for awhile.
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us,
and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak,
the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton
freelance writer
I was thinking all of you are nuts..
I was thinking did those brownies get out again..
I was thinking this damn rain is going to rain on my plans this weekend..
I was thinking i have way to much to do today..
I was thinking i need a maid or a femme to come do my laundry..
I was thinking the payment will be discussed later..
i was thinking i just want to lay in bed and cuddle all day..
I was thinking i need some coffee..
This boy has ran off and changed his name
I was thinkin'....
why does it have to snow TODAY??
couldn't this have waited till tomorrow since I don't have to work??
why can't we get "just Sunday" tickets for NASCAR anymore??
if my brother can't find "just Sunday" tickets for the March race, then I won't see my folks till May....which saddens me.
I was also thinkin'....
do we really need a 102" screen TV??
I was thinking the bigger the better..
I was thinking big screen TV's are so nice..
I was thinking just beware of the hamster that seems to be still running around
This boy has ran off and changed his name
~i was thinkin'...
...Math equation OUTTA CONTROL
...Merkin free and proud..yesiree sassy one!!!
...uh..the visual is disturbing me as well...has all kinds of merged flash backs involving hym and a rogue platinum blond merkin and lemme tell you...it's freakin me out!!!
...i agree with Bully ... under these circumstances it's best to stay away from the cherry topping...and especially with rogue merkins running loose..
...yup may i reiterate bald ... smooth as a baby's ass..NO MERKIN...*shivers*
...yup we are nuts!!! That's why we get along so well im thinkin???
...Hope ORB gets Sunday NASCAR tickets AND sees hys parents...
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
So i was sitting here watching the Price is Right and thinking it would be nice to kidnap a whole bunch of the lovely ladies on here that are all over the U.S...bring them back to california to be on the show..then tear up hollywood..
This boy has ran off and changed his name
~i was thinkin'...
...i got to get started packing soon...start my day of DomesticFknSlavery
...i was also thinkin i wasn't trying to plan the kiss..was just wonderin if..oh hell .....LOL...STOPS thinkin that...
...then i was thinkin'...SERIOUSLY who is just sittin round one day ... and suddenly says, "I'm going to create and market pubic toupes."
What is worth most is often valued leastAesop, Aesop's Fables II
dontchafucKinhatethat
While I've been on hiatus..I've been doin' a little Zen cleaning for the New Year..Which led me to thinkin’ fuck Ebay, some folks in this here thread might want the stuff I’m willing to get rid of, uh, I mean give away..Oh, Please, don’t bother sending me a PM, just post a reply here if you’re interested in any of the items below:
Slightly Used Air Guitar For Sale This is a Fender Stratocaster 1991 guitar is in great air condition, comes with air whammy bar, an air amplifier that goes all the way up to 11, (sorry, none of the necessary cables), and is 100% ready to rock. I'll even throw in your very own roadie named Brandy. Pri is negotiable.
5 FREE Slices of Cheese Pizza That's right -- FREE pizza. The pizza is generic "house of pizza" style pizza, which is really not my thing (too greasy for me). I WANT THIS PIZZA OUT OF MY HOUSE! It would be a shame to throw it away, since there are starving people all over the world, so I want you to have it. TERMS of the FREE 5 slices of cheese pizza:
It's up to you to either eat it cold or re-heat. By agreeing to take this pizza, you also agree to take the box it comes in, and accept all responsibility of anything that may happen to you as a result of eating the pizza. I haven't poisoned it and I don't think it's cursed..but I'm just saying. If it stains your clothes or makes you sick, too bad, I’m not responsible.
Last but not least..Free Pictures of Me I accidentally got doubles for my 35MM color prints which I shot with my digital camera about a year ago. I don't want the doubles so I figured someone on here would want them. There are no nudes, Goodie pix, or anything like that. Just pics of me with friends and family, and a few pics of my dog.
So i was thinkin,
reckon i could head up to donut shop gran a couple of zingers an stop at the bois room for anyone notice i left mah post.......*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Buck up
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