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**Echo** · 01-05-2003, 07:00 PM

Okay, since the peeeeeeeeeee thread has seemed to die out, and it almost became a poop thread anyway, I figured I'd start this one.

So, got any good poop stories????

I'll start with one.

When I was a baby, I learned how to take off my diaper. One day, I decided to do so before I let out a "load". I had it all over my room, the walls, the crib etc. I even went the extra mile and put some on my brand new $75 Talking Teddy Rupskin doll.

Mom was furious with me but every time she tells the story, I crack up.

So, anyone else???

**TmanSpenc** · 01-05-2003, 07:07 PM

That takes a lot of guts to talk about letting a load fly to a bunch of strangers!!

Kudos, Echo.

Tman

**Echo** · 01-05-2003, 07:09 PM

lol ty

So, do you have any poop stories Tman - whether they be from past or present....

Public bathroom experiences etc.???

**TmanSpenc** · 01-05-2003, 07:12 PM

No, no poop stories that I can think of. Sorry. You'd think, being the kind of guy I am, that I would have loads (pun FULLY intended), but I do not. I usually stop with farting. That's about as much as I'll share, even with my most intimate confidants.

Tman

**butchbiscuit** · 01-05-2003, 10:01 PM

okay here's a bit about my new nephew who's 2 months now...i've nicknamed him mr. poopypants...

last weekend when i was babysitting him he had a particulary runny poopy diaper (i know ewww, plus you should have smelled that little puppy), anyways as i was putting a new diaper on him, he looked up at me, smiled and then starting peeing with his peeper...he waited to see how i would react and when i wasn't happy and asking him what he was doing, he had the biggest smile on his face, so that i couldn't help but start laughing...what a mess!!!

just wanted to add something to the pooooooooop thread...

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**Echo** · 01-05-2003, 10:07 PM

lmao - that is so gross but I can't stop laughing....good one!

**butchbiscuit** · 01-05-2003, 10:19 PM

well as long as a couple of us find it funny

haha

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**Inamorata** · 01-06-2003, 07:12 AM

I have a 6 year old friend who called her mom into the bathroom one day to look at her "poop bumps," (goosebumps). When her mom asked her what in the world poop bumps were, she said they're what you get when you "try & try so hard to poop & then you finally do & it feels so good you get poop bumps."

**Echo** · 01-06-2003, 07:33 PM

That is rather cute, odd, but cute.

**Inamorata** · 01-06-2003, 10:34 PM

She's an odd, cute child.

**Allay** · 01-06-2003, 10:43 PM

k, this has nothing to do with poop but since I mentioned the word poop can it still count in the poop thread?

Last week I was watching the neighbor boys who are 6 and 3. My daughter was playing with them in her room (she's 5). Last time I watched them we had a weener incident. The 3 year old was exposing himself to the other kids and thought it was funny.

So I yell up the stairs, "Keep the door open, the lights on, no jumpin on the bed and don't show anybody your weeners!"
Well Here comes my daughter down the stairs, hand on her hip, rollin her head and eyes acting just like the little smartass that she can be sometimes and she yells, "I'm not showin anybody my weener!!"

So I tell her you don't a weener you have a vagina and then I laughed for about 5 minutes.

**Echo** · 01-08-2003, 03:12 PM

My friend just called me (she's a trip and always tells me funny stories to cheer me up) with a poop story...and since I made this thread, I figured, why not?

She is at her aunt's house babysitting two children. She had to go to the bathroom and take a shit. Well, she did, but it wouldn't go down. She walked all around the house and couldn't find a plunger and the kids didn't know where it was, so she had to go outside and get a stick. She used the stick to push it down and then took it outside and threw it as far as she could.

It doesn't seem as funny now, but when she told me 5 mins ago, I was cracking up. Just thought I'd share the wealth

**Kai** · 01-08-2003, 03:42 PM

Our daughter Alexis will not poop in a public place... LOL

That child is rotten... Trust me. When she goes into a bathroom the rest of the family avoids it for an hour or so.. The child is just plain rotten....

I had a friend once start yelling at me to come into the bathroom where she was. She had a turd that I swear could have been a snake.. She wanted *everyone* too see... Talk about Gross.. She is a sick and twisted person.. LOL

**petitedrag** · 01-22-2003, 11:50 AM

i was poopin when somebody walked in on me and started making constipated face and noice
she continued doing it and it annoyed me cuz i went "poop shy"

now thinking back... i think that was funny

**gaymer** · 01-22-2003, 01:05 PM

when i was in middle school... probably 6th grade... i was in da bathroom tryin to take care of business... i had just dropped a wicked load when i hear someone giggling and laughing... and i look up... and one of the most bitchiest girls is lookin over da top of the stall... and she says... "eeeeeeewwwwwww i can see shit on yer ass cheeks, you got shit on your ass cheeks!!!!"... and i can hear her partner in crime outside my stall... so i tell them both to leave me the fuck alone... so i wipe my ass... and i am so paranoid bout having shit on my ass cheek that i wipe ever single part of my ass... crack, cheeks, everything... by this time both the village idiots are standing in front of my door cackling like hyenas.. i pull up my pants... double check that my ass is clean... and go out the door... and proceed to get in their faces and threaten them with death if they ever look over my stall again... and i musta looked like i meant it cause... they pretty much never even looked at me again...

but to this day... i have to wipe and wipe and wipe... and double check... i have issues... *sigh* middle school trauma...

**Medusa** · 01-22-2003, 01:24 PM

Gaymer--aww, poor you...

What is it with people looking over the stalls in Grade school?

**IrishGrrl** · 01-22-2003, 10:04 PM

ok..here's a kid story..my kid.

My son was 7 at this time...and would rather pee on himself than come in to use the toilet..you know the kind..does the peepee dance till mom yells..go to the bathroom!

One day we are at my best friends house...we are sittin down, chattin away...when here comes my son..zooming past holding his ass, running right for the bathroom. A few minutes later...I hear him calling me..yelling bloody murder..."MOM!!" I look at my best friend, she looks at me, like..what the hell? So, I call back to him...(figuring what can be so horrible in the bathroom? no rush right?) "WHAT"? Again blood curdling .."MOM"!!! Sighing, I go knock on the door. "what IS it? what's the matter?!" I hear crying...and a tiny voice..."Mom...I need you...I need your help."
So I go to open the door..and again...he screams..."dont open it too far!!!" I"m thinking..what the hell is goin on? So I open the door slowly...and quickly turn around..closing the door behind me.
Then I turned around to see him.

Shock
Horror
OMFG!!!

THE MESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

There he is...crouching over the toilet...covered in poop, up past his waist...the floor is coverd..the walls are half covered...it's all over the shower curtain...it's all the way over by ME at the DOOR! I'm telling you...it was like an explosion of shit. He had the worst look of fear I had ever seen on any child in all my born days..it was all I could do not to run screaming..and laughing. This was my son...first things first...laughter later. I go...OMG!!!!! What happened?????????? "I dont know...I went poop!"
" yeah..I can see that son...but...uh...*stiffling laughter*..

The toilet was covered so he was scared to sit down..poor thing...
then he tells me he still has to go! OMG!
To make a long story short..lets just say..I've never had to clean up so much crap in all my life..and you should have seen me trying to explain THAT to my best friend when I went out to get cleaning supplies!!!! Took me almost 10 minutes to stop the tears from rolling down my face and laughter to stop so I could breathe long enough to tell her what had happened!

So can we just hear a round of love for all the moms out there?

LOL

Irish ..*mom*

**gaymer** · 01-23-2003, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Medusa
Gaymer--aww, poor you...

What is it with people looking over the stalls in Grade school?

Dusa... thanks for the kind words.... *sniffle*

**gaymer** · 01-23-2003, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by IrishGrrl

So can we just hear a round of love for all the moms out there?

LOL

Irish ..*mom*

clapping my happy ass off... and not just cause mom's clean up shit either...

*from a boy who luvs his mom so much it hurts sometimes cause she is the bestest in da world and makes me soup when i'm sick and would probably clean my poop to this day... although i may be wrong bout dat...*

**TexasCowboi** · 01-24-2003, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by IrishGrrl
ok..here's a kid story..my kid.

There he is...crouching over the toilet...covered in poop, up past his waist...the floor is coverd..the walls are half covered...it's all over the shower curtain...it's all the way over by ME at the DOOR! I'm telling you...it was like an explosion of shit. He had the worst look of fear I had ever seen on any child in all my born days..it was all I could do not to run screaming..and laughing. This was my son...first things first...laughter later. I go...OMG!!!!! What happened?????????? "I dont know...I went poop!"
" yeah..I can see that son...but...uh...*stiffling laughter*..

Irish ..*mom*

My new niece has "explosions of shit" once a day. Apparently it comes out over the top of her diapers. It took Me thirty minutes to stop laughing after My sister told Me that story.

**TexasCowboi** · 01-24-2003, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Echo
My friend just called me (she's a trip and always tells me funny stories to cheer me up) with a poop story...and since I made this thread, I figured, why not?

She is at her aunt's house babysitting two children. She had to go to the bathroom and take a shit. Well, she did, but it wouldn't go down. She walked all around the house and couldn't find a plunger and the kids didn't know where it was, so she had to go outside and get a stick. She used the stick to push it down and then took it outside and threw it as far as she could.

It doesn't seem as funny now, but when she told me 5 mins ago, I was cracking up. Just thought I'd share the wealth

Something similar happened to a friend of Mine....a piece of Poop too long to flush...only he used a coat hanger to break it up enough to be able to flush it.....

* chuckles *

**hestia** · 01-26-2003, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by Inamorata
I have a 6 year old friend who called her mom into the bathroom one day to look at her "poop bumps," (goosebumps). When her mom asked her what in the world poop bumps were, she said they're what you get when you "try & try so hard to poop & then you finally do & it feels so good you get poop bumps."

oh my god!! this post made me laugh SO hard, i thought i was gonna pee my pants. this is hilarious!!

hestia.

**gaymer** · 01-27-2003, 09:49 AM

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

*shrug* seemed... umm... fitting...

**TmanSpenc** · 01-27-2003, 10:39 AM

ok.. yuck. Gaymer, I don't think I want to know where you found that website.

Tman

**gaymer** · 01-27-2003, 03:59 PM

*cracking up*

Tman... can you believe my wife was the one who told me bout it...

femmes... they are deep wells of information...

**TexasCowboi** · 01-28-2003, 12:17 AM

gaymer.....
your wife sounds like a purty cool wife...........

TC

**gaymer** · 01-30-2003, 06:43 PM

Hey thanks TC... she's somethin else alright...

100% femme... but man... what a sicko sometimes... she can burp like nobody's business... tells nasty jokes... and pretty much puts me to shame in her knowledge of porn... SHE ROCKS!