Nope. I'm sticking with the "reason for the season"!!![]()
TPBM stepped in gum this week...
Nope. I'm sticking with the "reason for the season"!!![]()
TPBM stepped in gum this week...
FalseOriginally Posted by BERKIEBUTCH
TPBM stepped in poo this week
Random & CapriciousWhy does everyone sound so surprised when I say something serious?
Have you seen today's photo?
False- not this week
TPBM stepped in doggie doo this week
FalseOriginally Posted by BERKIEBUTCH
TPBM has to go grocery shopping today
"F*#! off as hard as you can!"
~ from '100%' by Angelspit
False.
TPBM had something sticky on her floor and didn't know what it was.
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment
before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really...
Get busy living or get busy dying."
~ Andy Dufresne, "The Shawshank Redemption"
False
TPBM has a very specific xmas tree top they've used forever
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
Flase.
TPBM used a SWIFFER to clean it up!!???![]()
I have a Swiffer wet jet I just bought
TPBM likes to have a clean kitchen floor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
True...clean enough to eat offOriginally Posted by shadowboi
TPBM is the same
"F*#! off as hard as you can!"
~ from '100%' by Angelspit
Annoyingly true!!![]()
TPBM likes to entertain guests...
True, I LOVE cooking for large groups
TPBM will host a holiday dinner at their place
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
True, as long as I don't have to cook.
TPBM loves to cook.
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment
before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really...
Get busy living or get busy dying."
~ Andy Dufresne, "The Shawshank Redemption"
False- is a terrible cook
TPBM wears hard soled slippers
True.
TPBM can't think of anything to say about the person below them.
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment
before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank
"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really...
Get busy living or get busy dying."
~ Andy Dufresne, "The Shawshank Redemption"
False, I wear both kinds
TPBM falls asleep on their stomach
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
True!
TBPM will drink a 7-hour old Diet Coke...
True- only cuz my ass was in the air <EG>
TPBM had a total visual
True
TPBM like a breeze on their ass, lol
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart
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True
TPBM is pervin on the visual too
"F*#! off as hard as you can!"
~ from '100%' by Angelspit
Truemore of that femme femme stuff
TPBM is 'commando' today
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
OH so True...about the visual part
false about the comando part
TPBM: is too
Originally Posted by UrBelovedFemme
False
TPBM is though
"F*#! off as hard as you can!"
~ from '100%' by Angelspit
False
TPBM is having lunch
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
False, done
TPBM will eat out tonight
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
Originally Posted by UrBelovedFemme
True *evil laughs*
TPBM thinks I have a dirty mind
"F*#! off as hard as you can!"
~ from '100%' by Angelspit
True, who doesn't?
TPBM has company coming to their house tonight
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
True (Roommate's g/f)
TPBM has a roommate
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
False
TPBM eats Vienna Sausages straight from the can...![]()
False
TPBM is chair swaying to 'Me and Mrs. Jones'![]()
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
False
TPBM: fav color is green
False, red
TPBM taps on their desk to drum beats
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
True, and anything else that gets in my hand's way
TPBM dances unabashadly in public while waiting in line
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
True... I have before!![]()
TPBM is sipping hot chocolate![]()
My Life is My Message.
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~Ghandi~
Depends on the song
TPBM does too
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
TrueOriginally Posted by shadowboi
TPBM sings loudly offkey in their car
"F*#! off as hard as you can!"
~ from '100%' by Angelspit
True.
TPBM has experienced electrical shock...![]()
True
TPBM ate dog food as a child
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
True
TPBM did too
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you didn't use enough
Jess, 2006
False...
TPBM: is a size queen
True(to the dog food)
False to the size queen
TPBM has a very colorful shower curtain
Have a great day, unless you've already made other plans.
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