Please Accept My Apologies

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-14-2004, 11:28 AM

All the Jesus talk and holy water talk got Me thinking about an event in My life that I think I may have to make amends with..

I want to sincerely apologize for seducing that girl against the back wall of Our Lady of Guadalup Catholic School in Clovis New Mexico... I think I just had a bit of umm over exposrue to the sun and My hormones took over Me and My skirt~

btw that girl is not one helluva hot butch

**BlackLevis** · 02-14-2004, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by wolfsong069
Oh for the love of Christ........put that thing away Boi.......Your in mixed company......

*.

Well, yeah, I dont show it to Bois normally.

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-14-2004, 11:30 AM

Here I thought all bois compared power tools.. Who's got more, who's got bigger ones, who has the most colorful, who has the best brand name...

sheesh what was I thinking!

**wolfsong069** · 02-14-2004, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by The_Lady_Snow
Here I thought all bois compared power tools.. Who's got more, who's got bigger ones, who has the most colorful, who has the best brand name...

sheesh what was I thinking!

*SKIDS to a stop and looks at the bf censor.......whew......that was a close one.........SELFFFFFFFFFFFFFF EDITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-14-2004, 11:43 AM

To late Lupine I seen it..

I never thought Napoleon had some sort of syndrome..

Nothing wrong with wanting to conquer the world...

Perseverance is a good thing and settling only leads to regret

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-14-2004, 11:46 AM

%%$##@@!

**BrainyFemme** · 02-14-2004, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by FemNLeatherNLace
OMG

LMAO

bitch

Okay...I just got back and ummmm I KNOW you did not mean this for ME...right? Cuz...ummmm...FemN...I KNOW you don't want me going all psycho femme latina bitch from hell on your cute ass on Valentine's Day to boot, now do you??

Laura <---Guapo's grrl and full-time smartass

**FemNLeatherNLace** · 02-14-2004, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by BrainyFemme
Okay...I just got back and ummmm I KNOW you did not mean this for ME...right? Cuz...ummmm...FemN...I KNOW you don't want me going all psycho femme latina bitch from hell on your cute ass on Valentine's Day to boot, now do you??

Laura <---Guapo's grrl and full-time smartass

comes back all "neighborhood and chit"

mi compadre....i was talkin chit to the pinche puta who could not drive eh....

now c'mere and give theeesssee hyna suh lovin...

snickers

**BrainyFemme** · 02-14-2004, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by FemNLeatherNLace
comes back all "neighborhood and chit"

mi compadre....i was talkin chit to the pinche puta who could not drive eh....

now c'mere and give theeesssee hyna suh lovin...

snickers

LMAO see?? How can I beat ya down when you are so adorable??? Dammit!

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-14-2004, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by BrainyFemme
LMAO see?? How can I beat ya down when you are so adorable??? Dammit!

Do it anyways brainy the girl is a masochist at heart she will love it!

**BrainyFemme** · 02-14-2004, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by The_Lady_Snow
Do it anyways brainy the girl is a masochist at heart she will love it!

Snow...sooo...ummm...maybe I should NOT do it! I did learn from the best, ya know!

Laura <---Guapo's grrl and full-time smartass

**Peach** · 02-14-2004, 12:52 PM

Not to be a spoil sport, but how about you guys take the back and forth stuff to its own thread, and let this one get back to what it is about, ok? thanks

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-14-2004, 12:53 PM

ooO girl, now you are getting it!! Daddy taught chu well!! DENIAL is a good thing!

**BrainyFemme** · 02-14-2004, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by Peach
Not to be a spoil sport, but how about you guys take the back and forth stuff to its own thread, and let this one get back to what it is about, ok? thanks

sorry

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-14-2004, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by BrainyFemme
sorry

ditto

**KissMePlease** · 02-14-2004, 01:18 PM

I'm Sorry, Ms. Peach.

Ms. Kelly
________________________
Whenever I look at my daughter's eyes
I dream of Carolina's vast blue skies......

**TexasCowboi** · 02-14-2004, 01:23 PM

did someone complain?

I sincerely apologize for enjoying "Tool Time".....

*chuckles*

**FemNLeatherNLace** · 02-14-2004, 02:23 PM

How about this....

FemN...apologizes for every thing i have ever done and stays out of all the threads for a while...i have had it with some of the stuff going on anyway...

my sincerest apologies Peach and the starter of this thread...

self edit

**Peach** · 02-14-2004, 02:44 PM

It wasnt a complaint, just tryingto get threads back on track is all, you are certainly welcome to continue the stuff in another thread, all of its own!

**GemmeFemme** · 02-14-2004, 02:46 PM

I am truly sorry that FemN will not be around for a while. The world was a little more colorful with her point of view.

Don't stay away too long!

Don't forget to write! ..

...uh...wait...um...that defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

**TexasCowboi** · 02-14-2004, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Peach
It wasnt a complaint, just tryingto get threads back on track is all, you are certainly welcome to continue the stuff in another thread, all of its own!

I think the thread would have gotten back on track eventually anyways..... but thats just My take on it.....(key word being eventually)...LOL.... there are lots of threads that get de-railed... and eventually get back on track....

its all good.....

**wolfsong069** · 02-14-2004, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Peach
It wasnt a complaint, just tryingto get threads back on track is all, you are certainly welcome to continue the stuff in another thread, all of its own!

I'm sorry for thinking out loud but this could have been done via pm to avoid public embarressment to the involved parties

I'm sorry that when the phone rang and I saw on the caller id it was my mom, I rolled over and went back to sleep

I'm sorry this week when I forgot to set the trash out on my regular garabge day, I set it out with my neighbors.

I'm sorry that, when friday night rolled around, and I got home from work and AGAIN saw my !@#$%^&*( mailbox laying in the street, with tire tracks in the snow coming from the neighbor's driveway AGAIN ....that I lost my temper and pegged their parked car with about 15 hardpacked snowballs.

I'm sorry for getting pissed at Mc Donald's since I only ran in for an iced tea and the 5 assholes in front of me not only had to stare at the damned menu for 10 minutes (like they'd never been there before) but then confer about what they were going to get and then spend more time pooling change.......and instead of the asshole behind the counter asking them to politely step aside until they were ready to place their order, he stood there staring at them......but I'm sorry for the biggest ass of the group......me......for being stupid enough to stand in line that long for an iced tea.

**KissMePlease** · 02-14-2004, 07:46 PM

I'm sorry y'all but I cannot keep myself from saying butchcock even when my fellow broom stick sharer isn't around.

. . .oh dear..that didn't come out sounding very nice, did it?

I'm sorry about that, too, Ms. CT.

This is a very good thread. I had a sincere apology to make earlier on and it was the perfect forum for me to use. Thank you for authoring it for us.

Ms. Kiss
Who loves her Daddy more than anything else on this earth

**TexasCowboi** · 02-14-2004, 08:41 PM

*chuckles* @ KMP

oops.... sorry bout *chucklin* at ya KMP.....

**xxjungexx** · 02-15-2004, 06:35 AM

To a dear friend: I'm sorry I haven't returned your phone calls. I'm sorry for thinking that my doing that will lead to the daily phone calls at 11 pm I had to deal with the last two times I returned your phone call. I am sorry that I chose to be rude this way, over being rude to you when you get me out of bed for two nights in a row. I understand that you have to wait until your husband goes to bed before you can call anybody, plus the fact that you only get unlimited minutes after 9 pm, and I'm sorry for thinking that you should realize that I get up at 5:45 every morning and have a full day until 6:30 pm, which puts me in bed at 10 pm. It's very selfish of me to be avoiding to call you, and I am sorry for it.

To the owner of that dark Green Chevy truck parked in front of my driveway yesterday: I'm sorry for leaving you that note saying "You're parked in front of a DRIVEWAY" on your windshield. I know you must have had good reason for parking there and blocking my vehicle in, even though you could see my vehicle and that part of the sidewalk is painted in yellow. I'm extremly sorry that I felt you should have known better than to park in front of someone's driveway, even though I could drive through my neighbour's backyard in order to get out. But most of all, I am sorry for being polite enough to the leave genius out of the end of that note!

To Gambit the ferret: I am extremly sorry for yelling at you just a few minutes ago. It is wrong of me to want you out of my cabinets, even though you have the run of the house otherwise. I should respect the fact that you own this place and simply tolerates my use of it, and allow you to go anywhere and get into anything you please. It won't happen again!

*laugh*

**KissMePlease** · 02-15-2004, 11:57 AM

I'm sorry for being so naive and trusting. At first glance {maybe I did not 'glance' around enough?} I thought this thread was a serious place to post apologies. So I posted something that was for my certain someone.

Then I read around and realized it was mostly tongue in cheek. I am really that trusting and naive. I am sorry.

What seems to be for many a personality flaw I love about myself. So I will say now: I am sorry if my half woman/half child personality does not always fit in here. I do not want to change it. In addition, my own Daddy would not want me to change it. It is me.

Ms. Kelly
Who loves her Daddy more than anything on this Earth

**GemmeFemme** · 02-15-2004, 12:10 PM

Hun, it's more than fine. And I am genuinely sorry that you felt bad about it.

**wolfsong069** · 02-16-2004, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by KissMePlease
I'm sorry for being so naive and trusting. At first glance {maybe I did not 'glance' around enough?} I thought this thread was a serious place to post apologies. So I posted something that was for my certain someone.

Then I read around and realized it was mostly tongue in cheek. I am really that trusting and naive. I am sorry.

What seems to be for many a personality flaw I love about myself. So I will say now: I am sorry if my half woman/half child personality does not always fit in here. I do not want to change it. In addition, my own Daddy would not want me to change it. It is me.

Ms. Kelly
Who loves her Daddy more than anything on this Earth

KMP~

Creative writing, much like other arts, is objective. This thread did take a humourous bend, as so many threads wander off their original intent.

You know what? More then anything, it was very sweet of you to put yourself out there like that, with that kind of sincerity and thought for someone you thought you hurt. You have my most sincere apologies for taking away from that with my at-times juvenile sense of humor. It was a pleasure seeing honesty and sincerity in someone today, sometimes the world runs kinda short on that.

Wolf

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-17-2004, 09:39 AM

I want to apologize to the drunk lady who thought she was a billy bad ass and decided to push Me out of the way at the fetish club... I know that vengence is not a good thing but for peetes sake woman you stepped on My shoes and spilled beer on My favorite sweater, I am sorry that when I was walking to leave the club I seen you and bee lined for you and elbowed you as hard as I could into a wall, where you stumbled drunkly and talked to yourself wondering what the world was going on...

I do feel bad..

but damn it felt good at the time

**TexasCowboi** · 02-17-2004, 08:01 PM

I apologize for wishing I coulda seen that one....

*chuckles*

* pulls up a chair, sips on My Crown and Coke...and turns the TV onto Tool Time *

**BlackLevis** · 02-17-2004, 08:47 PM

I apologize for cursing when I realized I missed a really good sight of Snowy takin back what's Hers.....You go Girl....

~BL

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-18-2004, 11:53 AM

heh

**TexasCowboi** · 02-19-2004, 08:28 AM

I apologize for being "dead weight" in the Failed Country Music Hits Thread....

** pullin up a chair and goin through My box of tools now **

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-19-2004, 10:43 AM

I want to sincerely apologize to TC for being the culprit who filled hys boots with sand..

*whispers* the "stiff" drink was sultrys idea....

**The_Lady_Snow** · 02-19-2004, 10:46 AM

Umm I want to apologize the the boi, who I once tried to molest,sure I knew it was a bit wrong, sure I knew I was taking a chance, yeah ok I should of not pinned you against the wall and brushed My lips against yours.. You did handle it with good grace and even brushed My hair from My face... Yeah I probably should of been more lady like and not had the thought of pressing my thight against your bulge.....
I sowwy..

**wolfsong069** · 02-20-2004, 11:18 PM

**sunny-dayze** · 02-22-2004, 02:28 PM

I want to apologize to the man that comes in daily at work and thinks his order is more important than anyone else who has been standing inline for awhile, knowing they only have about 30 minutes total for their lunch hour. I am truely sorry that i would dare tell you to wait your turn as the rest of the patient people are doing. How rude of me to think they too want their food as much as you do. And how dare me think that anyone should come before you in your most asshole states of being. oopps sorry for calling you an asshole too.

I'm sorry to the counter person at the department store that i took up some of your precious time away from the other counter girl you were talking to and that you could not repsond to my question about finding where a certain item in your staore was located. Gawd forbid, i should have known to get a store map of all items and it's location in the store. I shall not disturb your bitchy self again!!

I am sorry to the city, that you cannot figure out that the raod you have blocked off to any main road available in traffic hour is not the hour of the day to block it off and make everyone late for work. It is beyond me to think that you should do this after peek morning hours while THOUSANDS of people are trying to go to work and pay bills.. who would have thought of such a thing.. so i apologize for your lack of timing and lack of concideration to the moterists. Most of all i am sorry that you head up the city!!

ahhhh that felt better... i need to do this more often.. what a relief!!!!!!!

**FemNLeatherNLace** · 02-22-2004, 04:40 PM

~i want to apologize for appearing angry when really i am hurt because it appears You weren't as honest with me as i had believed...

~i'm sorry for appearing angry when really i am hurt that i seem to have lost a cherished Friend...

~i am sorry for being angry that there are so many things You failed to tell me, and asked me about and allowed me to tell You things that will prolly threaten so many things i have tried to protect myself from...

~i'm sorry that my offline to You sounds angry...i am more hurt than anything...

~i'm sorry if i seem emotional the last few days...i miss You...i miss my Friend...You once said there was a bond between Us...i wonder...was that really meant...or part of a game...i hate second-guessing things in the past..and figure i have had to do enough of that...shrugs so i will just stop asking "why"...

~i'm sorry that You think i wanted You to go away...what i want more than anything is the truth

**Amethystluv** · 02-22-2004, 06:23 PM

Awwwwwwwww FemN , you do not know me, but my heart goes out to you after reading your last post.....HUGE HUGZ to you FemN.

i am genuinely sorry to the Butch friend i
seem to have given the impression i wanted to tie you down OR cause a problem in any area of your life.

i am genuinely sorry that your "friend" thought i was doing so as well. if you re- read the thread that has been the topic of controversy, it shows i was writing it to RuggedOne2U.

At any rate, i am sorry to You and to her. i don't know what i did , i just know You disappeared w/o letting me speak.i shall miss getting to know You as a FRIEND only.

i am sorry to the members of this thread for not making this a humorous apology.....i needed a place to let this go..........to never be heard from by me again.( the topic , that is )

And i say i am sorry to my ex Partner, who is NO LONGER my ex.....*giggle* for being so unbending for far too long. it took breaking my ankle to be still long enough to hear You and to let You say how sorry You were to me.

Love, ~Ame~

**FemNLeatherNLace** · 02-22-2004, 07:58 PM

Smiles to Amethystluv...

The very Friend i speak of once said to me that We Both understand that humor helps Some of Us get through the days without crying... i still believe that to be true...and i know too that sometimes some things hurt so badly that it is hard to laff...HUGE HUGS back....smilin'

i am genuinely sorry to the Butch friend i seem to have given the impression i wanted to tie you down OR cause a problem in any area of your life.

~i'm sorry to say iunderstand this much better than you know...

slips back out quietly...