single butch/femme list

[gentleDyke]

Helloooooo Case n welcome to the singles thread always nice to see a new face im sure no one will be offended as they a wicked lot on here lol hope u r enjoyin your evening

Offended, not sure this lot ever gets offended!
Evening Misty, how are things on the other side of the pond?

[mistyblue9802200]

Good evening all. Just stopping in to say hello. Have run though, have date Hope you all have a good night.

Ms. Entycing, always nice to see you. Have yourself a pleasant evening.

Whoooooooo Sophisticated1 we want allllllll the details lol lovely to see u sweetheart have a lovely night

[SpinxxieFairy]

Yes, I love cashews and now i'm moving on to butter pecan Haagen-Dazs ice cream
Then i might eat some greens!!
No, i've never heard of Cashew Poppycock. What is it??

Hmmm.. how to describe it.. its like caramel corn with nuts.. but far better quality, it melts in your mouth... greens and haagen daaz?

[cuddlyfemme]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very HANDSOME cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."


The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

LOL...thanks for sharing Case!

[mistyblue9802200]

Offended, not sure this lot ever gets offended!
Evening Misty, how are things on the other side of the pond?

Evening Gd things are pretty good thankyou as just had a wee break for a week in London soooooo just getting back into the swing of things wont b long for your vaccation but u are gagging lol hope u enjoy the rest of your evening

[CaseTorres]

Helloooooo Case n welcome to the singles thread always nice to see a new face im sure no one will be offended as they a wicked lot on here lol hope u r enjoyin your evening

Hello Misty and thank you for the warm welcome!! Love your avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it a little hard to read your message. ..eyes diverting to the left, eyes diverting to the left, eyes diverting to the left...

[EntycingFemme]

Hello there Mz. Entycing...
Yes, all is well on this side. And how about your side?? How's the heat factor and did you have fun with you grand kids in the pool the other day??? I absolutely love kids!!!

yep.. we had a blast

thank you for asking.. all is well on this end

well, cept for being sick and at work

but... there is a bright side...
its almost quitting time..
and
I'm in the company of magnificent folks!

[cuddlyfemme]

Offended, not sure this lot ever gets offended!

I don't think anyone here really gets offended...I know I never do

[CaseTorres]

Hmmm.. how to describe it.. its like caramel corn with nuts.. but far better quality, it melts in your mouth... greens and haagen daaz?

Sounds yummy.
well, I like eating my desert be4 my main course

[mistyblue9802200]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very HANDSOME cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."


The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

lolol nice one

[CaseTorres]

yep.. we had a blast

thank you for asking.. all is well on this end

well, cept for being sick and at work

but... there is a bright side...
its almost quitting time..
and
I'm in the company of magnificent folks!

I hate being sick and having to go to work!!
Well, i hope you feel much better very sooooooonnnnnnnn!! U'r suppose to get flowers when your sick!
put these in water next to your bed!!

[mistyblue9802200]

Hello Misty and thank you for the warm welcome!! Love your avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it a little hard to read your message. ..eyes diverting to the left, eyes diverting to the left, eyes diverting to the left...

< curtsys > why thankyou kind Sir lol just a wee bit of fun to put a smile on you bois faces lol n the femmes so im told i even tried to change it other week n omg there was hell on so had to go back to it lol n you are very welcome as i say tis lovely to see new face

[mistyblue9802200]

yep.. we had a blast

thank you for asking.. all is well on this end

well, cept for being sick and at work

but... there is a bright side...
its almost quitting time..
and
I'm in the company of magnificent folks!

You really need sum looking after lovely lady pains me to see u not well as u always so lovely to us all just shame im soooooo far away i could come clean n cook for u lol i know im femme but hey i would talk your head off n make u laff

[CaseTorres]

< curtsys > why thankyou kind Sir lol just a wee bit of fun to put a smile on you bois faces lol n the femmes so im told i even tried to change it other week n omg there was hell on so had to go back to it lol n you are very welcome as i say tis lovely to see new face

lol
yes well, you did indeed put a smile on this bois face! and more

[FemmeLovinBoi]

***looking at the empty dessert plate

Whew! Saved me once again from living through the bitch switch.

Evening singles. What's shakin' in here tonight?

[mistyblue9802200]

Hmmm.. how to describe it.. its like caramel corn with nuts.. but far better quality, it melts in your mouth... greens and haagen daaz?

Awwwwww SF a woman after my own heart lol i would do practically anything for icecream lol choclate droppled over strawberries n icecream mmmm **sings Im in heaven** lolol i luv **Carte Dor** strawberry icecream as has chumks of strawberries in mmmmm

[mistyblue9802200]

lol
yes well, you did indeed put a smile on this bois face! and more

and more? pray do tell lol < whispers > c'mere n whisper in my ear n i promise i wont say a word lol lol

[mistyblue9802200]

***looking at the empty dessert plate

Whew! Saved me once again from living through the bitch switch.

Evening singles. What's shakin' in here tonight?

Evening FLB not much im just catching up with folk n Case is telling **wude** jokes lol have to admit was funny

[CaseTorres]

Awwwwww SF a woman after my own heart lol i would do practically anything for icecream lol choclate droppled over strawberries n icecream mmmm **sings Im in heaven** lolol i luv **Carte Dor** strawberry icecream as has chumks of strawberries in mmmmm

i bought two pints today!! so there is plenty of ice cream over my way
I, also, will do anything for ice cream!!!

[FemmeLovinBoi]

Evening Misty. Looks like I scared Ms E away.

[CaseTorres]

and more? pray do tell lol < whispers > c'mere n whisper in my ear n i promise i wont say a word lol lol

you send me off into fantasy land. oh, what i could do, if only....

[mistyblue9802200]

i bought two pints today!! so there is plenty of ice cream over my way
I, also, will do anything for ice cream!!!

i get the feeling u is a bad lad ! n wants to corrupt poor ole Misty lol but hey wots a wee bit of corruption between friends i say put the door on the latch lol

[sensualwillow]

i bought two pints today!! so there is plenty of ice cream over my way
I, also, will do anything for ice cream!!!

can you spread it all over me so misty can use her magical tongue??? pssst you'll get to watch femme on femme

willow

[CaseTorres]

Evening FLB not much im just catching up with folk n Case is telling **wude** jokes lol have to admit was funny

wude? I've read that joke like 4 times and i still crack up!! lol

ok here's another one (kind of long...):

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at
275 mph.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Unhook . my suspenders from your ... side view mirror"

[EntycingFemme]

***looking at the empty dessert plate

Whew! Saved me once again from living through the bitch switch.

Evening singles. What's shakin' in here tonight?

ya know what??

lol.... scared ya huh?
ya thought I was fixin to flip it..

thank you for dessert

[mistyblue9802200]

Evening Misty. Looks like I scared Ms E away.

I very much doubt that FLB as she is like all us ladies we love u n your charm she is prob gone to get away from this sea of red lolol easy to see im back

[CaseTorres]

can you spread it all over me so misty can use her magical tongue??? pssst you'll get to watch femme on femme

willow

Hey Willow, omg you've found one of my weaknesses!!

my tongue is sure hanging out a lot in here tonight!!!

[mistyblue9802200]

you send me off into fantasy land. oh, what i could do, if only....

Moi?? never <-------such an innocent face ask anyone lolol but have to say the imagination is a wunderfull tool lol

[EntycingFemme]

Evening Misty. Looks like I scared Ms E away.

**** rolls eyes
puhleezze

~ ain't much that scares me luv ~

unless of course you proclaim love after one conversation!!
then I'm running like hell far away from your crazy ass!
go ahead an laff... Ive seen it happen here!

[FemmeLovinBoi]

ya know what??

lol.... scared ya huh?
ya thought I was fixin to flip it..

thank you for dessert

Ok, after 3 years, when you say "Ya know what?" I cringe and shake in my boots.

[sensualwillow]

Hey Willow, omg you've found one of my weaknesses!!

my tongue is sure hanging out a lot in here tonight!!!

i lived once as an xy...so i have a sicko perv side...real sick...

willow

[Teddibearbutch]

Single Butch here from Crowley, Texas. I sure do miss having a femme to love, and treat like a queen. Being single sucks.....

[FemmeLovinBoi]

I very much doubt that FLB as she is like all us ladies we love u n your charm she is prob gone to get away from this sea of red lolol easy to see im back

Aww, how sweet are you.

[mistyblue9802200]

wude? I've read that joke like 4 times and i still crack up!! lol

ok here's another one (kind of long...):

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at
275 mph.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Unhook . my suspenders from your ... side view mirror"

lolol nice 1 can see u r going to be a handfull we will have to keep our eye on u lol n **Wude** is Misty dialect for rude lol not a typo mistake this time lol

[FemmeLovinBoi]

**** rolls eyes
puhleezze

~ ain't much that scares me luv ~

unless of course you proclaim love after one conversation!!
then I'm running like hell far away from your crazy ass!
go ahead an laff... Ive seen it happen here!

ROFLMAO Yes, ma'am, I know what you mean. Of course, I think I waited until the second conversation.

[CaseTorres]

Single Butch here from Crowley, Texas. I sure do miss having a femme to love, and treat like a queen. Being single sucks.....

Welcome Teddi.
Hey stick around this room and the femmes will cure of the "single sucks" blus

[mistyblue9802200]

Single Butch here from Crowley, Texas. I sure do miss having a femme to love, and treat like a queen. Being single sucks.....

Evening n welcome to Teddibearbutch u are amongst friends in here so just sit back n relax we dont bite lolol welllll unless asked nicely lol

[CaseTorres]

lolol nice 1 can see u r going to be a handfull we will have to keep our eye on u lol n **Wude** is Misty dialect for rude lol not a typo mistake this time lol

no, no. serious... i'm a nice, young, innocent boi. only looking for simple conversation and such, really.
and, i was right with you on the "wude" :-)

[CaseTorres]

i lived once as an xy...so i have a sicko perv side...real sick...

willow

no, i didn't take it that way. we are all just having fun in here, right? unwinding from work with friends. well once you get to know me maybe :-)

[mistyblue9802200]

no, no. serious... i'm a nice, young, innocent boi. only looking for simple conversation and such, really.
and, i was right with you on the "wude" :-)

Innocent? < walks off shakin head > yeah yeah who u tryin to convince? lol