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Old 05-11-2005, 04:13 PM   #1
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Rubber Banana

Blatantly stolen from my friend Holli...

New game but it takes bright imaginative people so it can often derail very quickly..

The game goes like this. I hand you a rubber banana. You pass the banana to the next person (this is the tricky part!) along with a reason for doing so. The next person accepts the banana, gives a reason (based on why you passed it) why they don't need it and then they pass it along with another reason.

Remember, don't leave out either the banana or the reason for handing it off.

So here we go...

Person 1 *Hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, thought your dog might want this...

Person 2 *takes the banana*
Thanks for the banana, but I don't have a dog...
(still person 2) *hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here you can give this to your rich relatives!

Person 3 *takes the banana*
Thanks for the banana but they are so stuck up if I gave them a banana they would just make me peel it...
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here you might need this for your next elephant ride (the idea is to be as crazy as possible).

Your turn...
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:20 PM   #2
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I'll give it a try...

But a banana is too small for an elephant ride, it'll take something bigger.




Do I hand it to a particular person or just the next person who answers the thread?

If a person, then......chey

If not, whoever answers next

(did I do this right???)
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:21 PM   #3
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Blatantly stolen from my friend Holli...

New game but it takes bright imaginative people so it can often derail very quickly..

The game goes like this. I hand you a rubber banana. You pass the banana to the next person (this is the tricky part!) along with a reason for doing so. The next person accepts the banana, gives a reason (based on why you passed it) why they don't need it and then they pass it along with another reason.

Remember, don't leave out either the banana or the reason for handing it off.

So here we go...

Person 1 *Hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, thought your dog might want this...

Person 2 *takes the banana*
Thanks for the banana, but I don't have a dog...
(still person 2) *hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here you can give this to your rich relatives!

Person 3 *takes the banana*
Thanks for the banana but they are so stuck up if I gave them a banana they would just make me peel it...
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here you might need this for your next elephant ride (the idea is to be as crazy as possible).

Your turn...

Person 4*takes the banana*

thanks for the banana,but this elephant goes nuts over banana

*here,hands the next person the banana*

You might need this for your taxi ride
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:24 PM   #4
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Arrow Jen... Jen ... Jen... :)

*takes the banana*
Uhm thanks, but the last thing I need is to make the driver peel out!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here... maybe you can use this until the doctor calls?
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:28 PM   #5
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*takes the banana*
Uhm thanks, but the last thing I need is to make the driver peel out!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here... maybe you can use this until the doctor calls?
*takes the banana* thanks but the doctor already looked at it

*hands the rubber banana to the next person* Here is the perfect finishing touch to your new hat.

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Old 05-11-2005, 04:30 PM   #6
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*takes the banana* thanks but the doctor already looked at it

*hands the rubber banana to the next person* Here is the perfect finishing touch to your new hat.

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um thanks but I have no hat.


here,have the banana to fix that sink
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That banana just slipped down the sink

Here, you can have it to help walk your dog
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but my dog walks me!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, I heard you were going to enter a contest.
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:41 PM   #9
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but my dog walks me!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, I heard you were going to enter a contest.

No, its a vegetable contest, and a banana is a fruit

*hands to the next person*


Take this with you to the bank, and they are sure to approve your loan.
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No, its a vegetable contest, and a banana is a fruit

*hands to the next person*


Take this with you to the bank, and they are sure to approve your loan.
Thanks, but I think the mask will work better

*hands to the next person*

Here, don't forget to take this to your audience with the Queen
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but keeping up with it will just be a royal pain in the ass!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, you might need this to do your taxes.
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but keeping up with it will just be a royal pain in the ass!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, you might need this to do your taxes.
Thanks, but I already filed my taxes.

*hands the rubber banana to the next person*

You will need this to view the next solar eclipse
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Wink nice form babe

*takes the banana*
No thanks, I got on my shades
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, perhaps this will help you get into that bathing suit?
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Nah, I already used the shoehorn.

*hands off the banana*

Here, perhaps this is good for scratching your back.

(OK, this thread is cracking me up!!)
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but my ankle's itching.
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, this thing makes rolling coins a whiz!!
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Too bad, I gave all my coins to UNICEF...

:: hands off the rubber banana ::

Here, try this for changing that flat tire.
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but the AAA guy's allergic to 'em!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
So, you're going shopping for underwear tonight, huh? Take this!!
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but the AAA guy's allergic to 'em!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
So, you're going shopping for underwear tonight, huh? Take this!!
*takes the banana*
Thanks, but they'll be happy to see me with or without that in my underpants
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
Here, this might help you parallel park
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Thanks but I alreay used the cuke!
Hands off the banana
Here why don't you use this to hail that cab
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but I think I'm gonna take the bus instead.
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
You know, just in case the plane starts to crash.
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, but I think I'm gonna take the bus instead.
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
You know, just in case the plane starts to crash.
*takes the banana*
Thanks but bananas might make me sneeze which would cause the plane to crash.
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
This might come in handy when you clean your oven.
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*taking the banana* why , thank You Berkie Butch... i was thinkin of goin on a plane ride but since i'm gonna take the train....

*handing the next person the banana* ...
maybe you could use it for your research?

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Oh no,I am not searching anything.

here take this,maybe you can use it to fix the car
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Oh no,I am not searching anything.

here take this,maybe you can use it to fix the car
Nope, doesn't look like the missing steering wheel..

Tosses over shoulder to a kid on a bike, here take this to your mom to make banana bread!
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, maybe later, she's cleaning the oven right now!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
It should come in handy if your A/C breaks down.
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*takes the banana*
Thanks, maybe later, she's cleaning the oven right now!!
*hands the next person a rubber banana*
It should come in handy if your A/C breaks down.
**shaking head after nasty falll offa the internet ... trying this again&**
Takes the banana** thank you Berkie, but if i used the banana, then the maintenance man wouldn't have a reason to come get chocolate chip cookies when the A/C breaks down
*hands the next preson the rubber banana**
Here! this would look fantastic with your outfit!

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**shaking head after nasty falll offa the internet ... trying this again&**
Takes the banana** thank you Berkie, but if i used the banana, then the maintenance man wouldn't have a reason to come get chocolate chip cookies when the A/C breaks down
*hands the next preson the rubber banana**
Here! this would look fantastic with your outfit!

willow

*takes banana*

Thank you M'Lady, but I decided to wear the purple instead today

*hands the banana to the next person*

Here, this should come in handy on that roller coaster
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*takes banana*

Thank you M'Lady, but I decided to wear the purple instead today

*hands the banana to the next person*

Here, this should come in handy on that roller coaster

Takes the banana

Thanks, but I might lose my grip

Hands the banana to the next person

I thought you could use this to blow up a balloon
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:10 PM   #28
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Takes the banana

Thanks, but I might lose my grip

Hands the banana to the next person

I thought you could use this to blow up a balloon
No, I cant put my mouth on it, who knows where its been


*hands it off to the next person



This should help lower your electric bill
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:12 PM   #29
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No, I cant put my mouth on it, who knows where its been


*hands it off to the next person



This should help lower your electric bill
i appreciate it oregon femme, but i find that apples work better!

** handing to the next person* i thought you could use this for your new yacht!

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Old 05-11-2005, 06:12 PM   #30
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No, I cant put my mouth on it, who knows where its been


*hands it off to the next person



This should help lower your electric bill

*takes the banana*
Thanks but I live in a tent adn don't have electricity.

*hands it off to the next person*

This may help fight off those evil chipmunks.
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:12 PM   #31
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No, I cant put my mouth on it, who knows where its been


*hands it off to the next person



This should help lower your electric bill

what electric bill?

here


use this for your next bath
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:17 PM   #32
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Sorry, only battery operated bananas in my bath

here

use this to feed your cat
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:19 PM   #33
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*takes the banana*
Sorry I dont have a cat
*hands the rubber banana to the next person*
Here, maybe you could plant this in your garden!
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:20 PM   #34
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No need, I already have seven banana trees.

:: hands banana on ::

Here, use this to research your report.
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:24 PM   #35
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No need, I already have seven banana trees.

:: hands banana on ::

Here, use this to research your report.
Thanks but this banana doens't have wi-fi.

*tosses banana on to the next person*

Thought you might need a rubber banana for your next movie venture....
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Thanks, but it's too hard to eat my popcorn if I'm holding a rubber banana.

:: passes banana along ::

Here, use this to trim your toenails...
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No need, I already have seven banana trees.

:: hands banana on ::

Here, use this to research your report.
*takes the banana*
Thanks Jens but I did my report yesterday.

*passes the banana*
Here you go. You can use this to help you think about what you forgot to remember.
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Thanks but this banana doens't have wi-fi.

*tosses banana on to the next person*

Thought you might need a rubber banana for your next movie venture....


they wouldn't let bananas into the movies

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here,fix your dinner with this
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Thanks, but I ate already.

:: passes banana on ::

Here, maybe this can help you water your lawn.
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*takes banana*
Thanks but rubber healthy foods are against my religion.

*passes banana*
Here, you can put this in the garden.
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