Emmanuela

What is this: a rumor mill? Wait. Don't answer that.

Okay, so I've been off-site. And oh yes, I've heard the rumors, mm hmm. I especially love the ones in which I am other people, still on the site. The levels of excitement surrounding those particular postulates are rather . . . odd?

I could go through the list (I'm not dead—obviously?; I'm neither critically wounded nor suffering some fatal illness; I've not transitioned . . .), but the quicker, more salubrious and logical ...

I'm moving back to San Diego!

Oh, I so wanted to tell Selly that first, but now I just wanna shout it *s

Wait for me, sweet homeland . . .

Coming soon to a Pacific shoreline near you,

~Emmanuela

You don't want to see this.

See it anyway.

Part Two




V.

I am the Original Immediacy Girl. I loved Carrie Fisher for quipping, "Instant gratification takes too long."

While I am capable of sustaining devotion, I tend to move at what others consider "light speed," when and if I am finally moved to go forward. I know nothing of patience. This does not bode well for interacting with anyone but U-Haul Lesbians — and theirs is an entirely different road map.

I am fairly certain ...