View Full Version : I'm Worried!
Merlin
09-22-2003, 05:04 PM
I decided to start this thread. To open a topic to voice ones worries and concerns on daily life events and happenings.
My worry, I'm worried that my daily anticipated telephone stalker has not phoned. She usually phones at 5:30pm give or take a few minutes. She has not phoned, she has not called me. Damn it she has not phoned and listened to my butchly voice and then "click" hang up. It is raining out. I am worried. Perhaps she has gotten in an accident. Perhaps caught in the storm, washed away by a mud slide, or flash flood. Damn it! Why is she making me worry about her. How cruel can she be!
All you telephone stalkers, out there, don't be cruel! Don't leave your stalkee worrying about Yee. Be consistent in your stalking activities, phone and let us know if you are going to be late calling! Damn it! We worry about yee! Consistency is the key!
Flynn
09-22-2003, 05:19 PM
lol...Um Merlin.. I wonder how many people are worrying about you...:|
But I like this thread...I'm sure I'll be back...since I'm a big time worrier:$
Merlin
09-22-2003, 05:27 PM
She still hasn't called........:::Picking up phone, listening for dial tone, hanging up:::
Now I'm worried, maybe she called while I was checking to see if the phone was working!
Flynn
09-22-2003, 06:21 PM
Please get a grip Merlin!! :o Don't make me have to worry about you like this!:|
Merlin
09-24-2003, 05:52 PM
It has been a couple of days now. My stalker has not phoned me. Her usual 5:30pm hang up call, has not come through.
Flynn, do you think that perhaps my stalker is stalking someone else, she is cheating on me?
Has she been stalking another, while stalking me?
Perhaps I did not hang up violently enough for her.
My response was just not thrilling enough.
I feel so used!
Deceived! My heart has been ripped from my chest, broken once again.
Sad, sad day.
Kyssme
09-24-2003, 05:54 PM
Hi Merlin! I missed your butchly self! Glad to see you again!
(k) (k) (k) (k) (k)
Flynn
09-24-2003, 06:06 PM
Merlin, I think you should stalk her and get down to the bottom of this!!:| I think you need answers! But just so you don't worry as much...It could be possible that she ran up her phone bill so much from calling you that her phone got disconnected. Maybe? I'm just hoping this is the case..for your sake....:|
Merlin
09-24-2003, 06:08 PM
Hey Kyssme, are you stalking me?
Would you stalk me?
What a turn on!
Wow! Kyssme is stalking me, right here on Butch-Femme.
This could be majikal. But, please be consistent Kyssme.
Kyssme
09-24-2003, 06:13 PM
Yeah, Merlin- I'll stalk you!
But 5:30 pm is no good for me. How does around 8:00 am- Central time work for you?? Online- rather than on the phone......???
Kyssme
09-25-2003, 07:32 AM
(t) .........dialing Merlin.........(t)
:|
(p) taking a picture to remember the silliness
bull dog
09-25-2003, 08:13 AM
Wizzard! I think Flynn has excellent advice: stalk your stalker! It's fun!
Bull Doggy
Merlin
09-30-2003, 06:07 PM
Thanks Bully and Flynn for the great advice, to stalk my stalker. The problem is... I don't know who my stalker is.
Shoot! durns, and double darn. I wish I knew who she is. OH GoD! What if my stalker isn't even a woman? It could be a guy into swishy bois. Oh No! could it be one of the dudes down at the Co-op? Oooooo, or perhaps one of the dudes at the lumber yard. Oh No! not one of the dudes at the Public Works dept..
Oh I hope its not a dude!
Maybe I don't want my stalker to continue foneing me or stalking me.
***scissor kicking sideways....manuevering body, to hide under bed.***