My Date From Hell

[HarleyGal]

I get a very nice message from a woman in response to my online personal ad. She sends pictures and looks pretty good to me so we arrange to have lunch. Lunch goes well so we decide to go out later that night to a nightclub.

I meet her mom who is a very nice lady and then off we go like gushing school girls. I'm excited as we enter the nightclub and I introduce my date to some of my friends.

Well, my date keeps excusing herself to go to the restroom and all the while she's getting inexplicably intoxicated from the few drinks she had. She is literally falling all over me, kissing on me and wanting me to take her right there on the pool table.

It's making quite the scene in front of some of my friends at the club. I try to tell her that I just want us to have some fun and get to know each other but she'll have none of that. Right about now she starts screaming at me "I love you" and alternately "f*ck you!"

I ask the bartender to cut her off and I start sobering her up the best I can. Wanting to do the right thing and not return her falling down drunk (and probably under the influence of drugs) to her mom, I prop her up and get her back to the car. We stop at a fast food restaurant and get each of us a burger. While we're there she throws up in a fast food bag then proceeds to eat both burgers. It's ok - I lost my appetite long ago. I got her home to mom and couldn't get out of there fast enough. Haven't seen her since.

Call me old fashioned but I like my women a little harder to get. ;)

[la-femme-fatale]

Sweet...
Sorry but that make me smile...
I have had similar scenario on a date with a butch, i never drink nor take any chemical substances and i dont judge whoever does but please try to keep a control on...
Mine was a tall strong butch, she was on the floor, it was our first date and last,i wanted just to leave her there but i am too caring for that so i manage to find some strong arms to lift her to a cab and .....it was a nightmare ... *smile*

[weatherboi]

:| I think you dodged a bullet with that one. Sorry it happened, but be glad you fouund out before investing further time. Hope your next choice treats you better!

[Daddyboy]

atleast she hit the bag

[Blonddaddy]

Wow, that had me laughing because I've been through a very similiar date. The only difference was the vomit landed on my custom made suit. At least you saw her true colors now and not on date 15!

[la-femme-fatale]

Wow, that had me laughing because I've been through a very similiar date. The only difference was the vomit landed on my custom made suit. At least you saw her true colors now and not on date 15!


Haha...sorry that was funny..

but i should not sorry...*giggles*

[Blonddaddy]

Yeah I can laugh about it now...it wasn't so funny when blonddaddy had to escort (carry) his date to the car in his boxer shorts and the whole bar stood outside to cheer me on!

[la-femme-fatale]

Yeah I can laugh about it now...it wasn't so funny when blonddaddy had to escort (carry) his date to the car in his boxer shorts and the whole bar stood outside to cheer me on!


ROFL... wish i was a little fly to see that..haha...hilarious ___________sorry;)

[BuddhaBaby]

I have been in a relationship on and mostly off with a "women" with similar and exceedingly similar characteristics. Not only that but she also is a hacker and fraud/scammer. You are very fortunate to have walked away when you did!

[jushapycampin]

I haven't had any extremely terrible dates like you've discribed, I've had some ackward meetings and dates I felt uncomfortable with. I normally wouldn't take a girl to a bar or somewhere there was alcohol on a first date to begin with or to movies. I like to either go eat or go on a tour of some historical place or to a outside event like a springfest or some kind of festival. Where you can talk about non important stuff and have fun. If I like her and know she knows how to behave like a lady then I might take her to a club.

[Blonddaddy]

Well the whole mess was worth it if I made you smile, la-femme.

[babyboytoy]

wow lol that sucks..

[la-femme-fatale]

Well the whole mess was worth it if I made you smile, la-femme.


I must laugh ,sorry, i should not, i have had some similars stories, at time, i was not a happy bunny but now i smile when i think of it..
I never drink so i always always drive if not my car , my date's car if they are too drunk to drive to drive back...
I have had women throwing up on my laps while driving,horrible...and on the top of it i did get parking tickets in mail because i was on CCTV in some streets where i was not allowed to stop...even though you could see why i had to stop my car...Not fun at the time but funny now...

I am sorry if i laugh at yours, but it reminded me of mine...;)


lff(f)

[treesx2]

I have had some dates from hell. I've posted about a few. Some I wouldn't admit to anyone, they were that bad.

Since its Halloween, and this current Butch I am dating has asked me to go to a Halloween Fright Night.......(then I saw this thread) I thought I'd share this one.

Again, Halloween time, and it was my first date with said Butch. (as was mentioned before, outdoor events/non alcohol works well for a first date)

We get to this haunted house, and the line was long, and it was crowded.(y) Right (?) so we start the journey through, and we are not 15 feet in the door and this *monster* jumped out from behind something, and it startled me. So I was laughing and screaming like a high school girl....(that is what you do at a fright night, haunted house) Well, the Butch I with, Jumps in front of me, and all of a sudden has a *Puffy* chest and starts yelling at the *monster* "You don't scare me", and making a circle all around the *monster* and saying things to the effect of "Come on, try that Shit with me" really taking an obnixious posture. At first I thought Ha ha, playing along.......but She kept it up, and each time it was WORSE. I though to myself, holly crap, did the testosterone just kick up?The night ended after the haunted house tour.:|

[persiphone]

aahhh yes.....the Salem dating scene. glad I'm staying out of it. ;) my bff and I went to a gay bar, or THE gay bar, here and it was bizarre. there was some lady on the dance floor....well she was the only person on the dance floor....and she was doing what looked like a karate kick demonstration that I think was supposed to be dancing. I'm not sure. :s

[bikergal]

At least you found out who she "really" was on the first date and not 6 months down the road ;) Look at the positive (y)

[I, Julius.]

I get a very nice message from a woman in response to my online personal ad. She sends pictures and looks pretty good to me so we arrange to have lunch. Lunch goes well so we decide to go out later that night to a nightclub.

I meet her mom who is a very nice lady and then off we go like gushing school girls. I'm excited as we enter the nightclub and I introduce my date to some of my friends.

Well, my date keeps excusing herself to go to the restroom and all the while she's getting inexplicably intoxicated from the few drinks she had. She is literally falling all over me, kissing on me and wanting me to take her right there on the pool table.

It's making quite the scene in front of some of my friends at the club. I try to tell her that I just want us to have some fun and get to know each other but she'll have none of that. Right about now she starts screaming at me "I love you" and alternately "f*ck you!"

I ask the bartender to cut her off and I start sobering her up the best I can. Wanting to do the right thing and not return her falling down drunk (and probably under the influence of drugs) to her mom, I prop her up and get her back to the car. We stop at a fast food restaurant and get each of us a burger. While we're there she throws up in a fast food bag then proceeds to eat both burgers. It's ok - I lost my appetite long ago. I got her home to mom and couldn't get out of there fast enough. Haven't seen her since.

Call me old fashioned but I like my women a little harder to get. ;)




-----"Right about now she starts screaming at me "I love you" and alternately "f*ck you!" -------


She seems perfectly normal to me. (y)

[honeybarbara]

I've been a date from hell. god that was an awful night and I don't blame the gal for not calling me back...

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

I am like honeybarbara, I have been that date from hell.

Also, I have experienced the same type of dates from hell you people are describing here.

Some people just need to leave alcohol alone entirely. I am one of those people. By having left alcohol alone entirely for many, many years, I have noticed I am ensured I will never be the date from hell again in the sense we are discussing here.

I laughed so much when I read Daddyboy's comment:
"At least she hit the bag."
That is so funny to me!

[la-femme-fatale]

I am like honeybarbara, I have been that date from hell.

Also, I have experienced the same type of dates from hell you people are describing here.

Some people just need to leave alcohol alone entirely. I am one of those people. By having left alcohol alone entirely for many, many years, I have noticed I am ensured I will never be the date from hell again in the sense we are discussing here.

I laughed so much when I read Daddyboy's comment:
"At least she hit the bag."
That is so funny to me!



(f)(y)I must say, well done for taking this decision and going through(y)(f)

[HarleyGal]

Haha! It's good to know I'm not the only one, cause misery loves company. Yes, I'm able to laugh about it now but I hope never to have anything quite like that happen again. I have thought it might not have been such a good idea to take her to a bar on our first date but I'm kind of glad I did. Her true colors came out and I was able to end it before it got very far.

I enjoyed reading the comments and messages. Thanks!

[la-femme-fatale]

I enjoyed reading the comments and messages. Thanks!


Me too(y)...*smile*

[wolfsong069]

Lord have mercy the memories.....

Ok, so it wasn't a date.... but I went up to hang out with my ex and her daughter for a weekend. After having a perfectly decent day and getting along we went out to this bar (one of many that evening). She wound up a little tipsy and picked up some gay boy who was in his early 20s. They jointly decided that we needed to go dancing and off we went to this other bar. They started dancing and I, left to my own designs (and thankful for it) went to shoot a pick-up game of pool. Occasionally I popped my head out to check on her and there she was, making a complete ass of herself on the dance floor with this gay guy. (Although you wouldn't have known it was a gay bar if the only thing you saw was them dancing).

About halfway into the 3rd game of pool I hear her screaming my name over the music (just how the hell loud do you have to yell to be heard over bar music anyway?) I come running out there, pool cue in hand, and she has thrown her beer into the face of some other guy standing at the bar. I go trotting up only for her to turn on me and demand, "Tell this asshole exactly who your family is." This guy accidently bumped in to her and spilled his beer all over her. Annoying yes, but most definitely an accident. I don't know how she could tell anyway from the beer she had spilled on herself. Suddenly envisioning my own ass getting kicked while standing there in my White Sox jersey in the middle of Bar-Fly Wisconsin, I dropped the pool cue and grabbed her by the arm dragging her off a little way. "Are you out of your ever-fucking mind right now? Come on, we are out of here" I say to her and half drag, half carry her out. She fell down twice on the way back ot the car and I ended up taking her home and subsequently putting her to bed because she passed out on the toilet seat.

In the end I decided that I should have left her on the toilet seat. She had a lot of shitty things to say about me afterward. It's ok though....both the toilet seat and I know the truth.

[la-femme-fatale]

Lord have mercy the memories.....

Ok, so it wasn't a date.... but I went up to hang out with my ex and her daughter for a weekend. After having a perfectly decent day and getting along we went out to this bar (one of many that evening). She wound up a little tipsy and picked up some gay boy who was in his early 20s. They jointly decided that we needed to go dancing and off we went to this other bar. They started dancing and I, left to my own designs (and thankful for it) went to shoot a pick-up game of pool. Occasionally I popped my head out to check on her and there she was, making a complete ass of herself on the dance floor with this gay guy. (Although you wouldn't have known it was a gay bar if the only thing you saw was them dancing).

About halfway into the 3rd game of pool I hear her screaming my name over the music (just how the hell loud do you have to yell to be heard over bar music anyway?) I come running out there, pool cue in hand, and she has thrown her beer into the face of some other guy standing at the bar. I go trotting up only for her to turn on me and demand, "Tell this asshole exactly who your family is." This guy accidently bumped in to her and spilled his beer all over her. Annoying yes, but most definitely an accident. I don't know how she could tell anyway from the beer she had spilled on herself. Suddenly envisioning my own ass getting kicked while standing there in my White Sox jersey in the middle of Bar-Fly Wisconsin, I dropped the pool cue and grabbed her by the arm dragging her off a little way. "Are you out of your ever-fucking mind right now? Come on, we are out of here right now" I say to her and half drag, half carry her out. She fell down twice on the way back ot the car and I ended up taking her home and subsequently putting her to bed because she passed out on the toilet seat.


In the end I decided that I should have left her on the toilet seat. She had a lot of shitty things to say about me afterward. It's ok though....both the toilet seat and I know the truth.



Stories like that show me how thankfull i am to have never ever drink any alcohol in my entire life and never will :|:| ...
I've had dates like that and i still will..lol..But i have a good control on it, try at least..lol ;)

[wolfsong069]

Stories like that show me how thankfull i am to have never ever drink any alcohol in my entire life and never will :|:| ...
I've had dates like that and i still will..lol..But i have a good control on it, try at least..lol ;)

I hadn't had anything but a glass of wine here and there in three years until this past Friday night. We had closed a HUGE deal at work and went out to celebrate after. I had one beer.....it tasted like crap......it made me feel like shit....... I switched immediately to Sprite. The celebration went on.

In regards to my ex what really sealed the deal for me was prior to that incident, in that same bar, she orderied Boilermaker. I had been drinking Sprite by that time having cut myself off after 3 beers at the first bar. It was a little much a little fast for me, we were only there for about an hour and a half. I was a little on edge though and out of my element so I was not paying a close attention to myself as I should have been.

Anyway I said to her, "Hey why don't you let that shot alone...we've got all night." (In effort to get her to slow down.) She picked up the shot, looked me dead in the eye and said, "This is who I am. Do you want me to prove it to you?" (in otherwords threatening to jump head first into a binge). I looked away and said, "No, I believe you." she took the shot and chased it with the whole glass of beer, wiped her mouth in her sleeve and wandered back to the dance floor. I handed both bartenders $20 each and told them that everything she orders needs to be half water. Then when I went to find a pool table.

I knew though that I would not be going up there again, and that any chance at friendship was history.

[la-femme-fatale]

I hadn't had anything but a glass of wine here and there in three years until this past Friday night. We had closed a HUGE deal at work and went out to celebrate after. I had one beer.....it tasted like crap......it made me feel like shit....... I switched immediately to Sprite. The celebration went on.

In regards to my ex what really sealed the deal for me was prior to that incident, in that same bar, she orderied Boilermaker. I had been drinking Sprite by that time having cut myself off after 3 beers at the first bar. It was a little much a little fast for me, we were only there for about an hour and a half. I was a little on edge though and out of my element so I was not paying a close attention to myself as I should have been.

Anyway I said to her, "Hey why don't you let that shot alone...we've got all night." (In effort to get her to slow down.) She picked up the shot, looked me dead in the eye and said, "This is who I am. Do you want me to prove it to you?" (in otherwords threatening to jump head first into a binge). I looked away and said, "No, I believe you." she took the shot and chased it with the whole glass of beer, wiped her mouth in her sleeve and wandered back to the dance floor. I handed both bartenders $20 each and told them that everything she orders needs to be half water. Then when I went to find a pool table.

I knew though that I would not be going up there again, and that any chance at friendship was history.


That was rough, i am really sorry...I fell out with Exs for that...(w)
On a more positive note i am glad that you have control on what you drink.Well done(y)

[ZimmygLrL]

I am sorry to read what this fool did to you. I gave up drinking when I was 23 and I have been sober 12 years. When I go to the club with friends, I drink water. I automatically declare myself the designated driver. I have had one bad experience with my ex from Fort Myers. She came up in July of 2008 and we hit it off. I asked her what she wanted to do, and she said anything would be good. So we went to my house and I cooked her dinner, well she forgot to tell me to add the Pigeon Peas and as a result the Arroz con Gandules I was making burned. I couldnt stop laughing at the fact that I burnt dinner, since I can cook very well. We ended up having Chinese and went back to my apt to watch AbFab on NetFlix.

When she left the next day everything seemed fine and she called to let me know that she had made it home safely. Four days later she called to say she didn't want to see me again. I asked her what had happened to make her say that. To this day, I still cannot get a straight answer from her. We clicked on every level other than the fact that she liked to do drugs or that since I am a college graduate that scared her. I don't know and I am happy without her negativity in my life.


I hadn't had anything but a glass of wine here and there in three years until this past Friday night. We had closed a HUGE deal at work and went out to celebrate after. I had one beer.....it tasted like crap......it made me feel like shit....... I switched immediately to Sprite. The celebration went on.

In regards to my ex what really sealed the deal for me was prior to that incident, in that same bar, she orderied Boilermaker. I had been drinking Sprite by that time having cut myself off after 3 beers at the first bar. It was a little much a little fast for me, we were only there for about an hour and a half. I was a little on edge though and out of my element so I was not paying a close attention to myself as I should have been.

Anyway I said to her, "Hey why don't you let that shot alone...we've got all night." (In effort to get her to slow down.) She picked up the shot, looked me dead in the eye and said, "This is who I am. Do you want me to prove it to you?" (in otherwords threatening to jump head first into a binge). I looked away and said, "No, I believe you." she took the shot and chased it with the whole glass of beer, wiped her mouth in her sleeve and wandered back to the dance floor. I handed both bartenders $20 each and told them that everything she orders needs to be half water. Then when I went to find a pool table.

I knew though that I would not be going up there again, and that any chance at friendship was history.

[wolfsong069]

On a more positive note i am glad that you have control on what you drink.Well done(y)


I think I am just control freak enough to want that control over my mouth and my body at all times. There have been a few times in my younger years (back when I was 20 and stationed in Germany) that I was pretty sure that the next day I was going to die either from the hangover or the embarressment of whatever stupid thing I'd said or done.


I am sorry to read what this fool did to you. I gave up drinking when I was 23 and I have been sober 12 years. When I go to the club with friends, I drink water. I automatically declare myself the designated driver.

What happened when she was with me was my fault. I want to be completely clear on how I feel about this. I was the one who was sober and therefore I had the greater responsibility to take care of her, get her out of there, and home safely. How I was supposed to do that I still don't know. It is a subject of great debate. She wouldn't go home and I wasn't going to leave her wandering the street sloppy drunk and alone. *Shrugs...so I went with her until she ran out of gas.




When she left the next day everything seemed fine and she called to let me know that she had made it home safely. Four days later she called to say she didn't want to see me again. I asked her what had happened to make her say that. To this day, I still cannot get a straight answer from her. We clicked on every level other than the fact that she liked to do drugs or that since I am a college graduate that scared her. I don't know and I am happy without her negativity in my life.

You know, I've gone on single dates with a couple of women here and there that I just didn't call again. Mostly because a friendship connection was there but a romantic one was not. I've always been pretty clear on what people can expect from me though.

I had a nice time, can I call you later this week to see what your plans are for the weekend? This is clear commitment to call. I like the person well enough to want to see them again soon, however I don't want to pressure them and ruin my chances.

I had a nice time, can I call you again? This means I liked you and would like to go out again sometime, but does not indicate clear commitment to do so, I'm just making sure I have permisson to call.

I had a nice time thank you for your company. I hope that you enjoyed yourself. This means there was no love connection for me and no follow-up phone call is forthcoming.

I'm just a little confused by what you said in regards to this woman. Why would you want to see her again if one of the levels you didn't conect on was drug use? You also mention not wanting to be around her negativity. So did you actually want to see her again or did you just have some unsatisfied curiosity as to why she wouldn't go out with you again?

[ZimmygLrL]

Good Morning Wolf,

I didnt find out about the drug issue until she got to my house. What threw me off, was the next morning when she acted like everything was fine and it wasn't. I kept in touch with her for a few months afterwards before I got busy at work and I haven't heard from her since February of this year. Your date should never have gotten that drunk to begin with, but I would have done the same thing. I wouldn't leave my friends at the bar let alone my date.

Have a good day,

Zimmy


I think I am just control freak enough to want that control over my mouth and my body at all times. There have been a few times in my younger years (back when I was 20 and stationed in Germany) that I was pretty sure that the next day I was going to die either from the hangover or the embarressment of whatever stupid thing I'd said or done.



What happened when she was with me was my fault. I want to be completely clear on how I feel about this. I was the one who was sober and therefore I had the greater responsibility to take care of her, get her out of there, and home safely. How I was supposed to do that I still don't know. It is a subject of great debate. She wouldn't go home and I wasn't going to leave her wandering the street sloppy drunk and alone. *Shrugs...so I went with her until she ran out of gas.




You know, I've gone on single dates with a couple of women here and there that I just didn't call again. Mostly because a friendship connection was there but a romantic one was not. I've always been pretty clear on what people can expect from me though.

I had a nice time, can I call you later this week to see what your plans are for the weekend? This is clear commitment to call. I like the person well enough to want to see them again soon, however I don't want to pressure them and ruin my chances.

I had a nice time, can I call you again? This means I liked you and would like to go out again sometime, but does not indicate clear commitment to do so, I'm just making sure I have permisson to call.

I had a nice time thank you for your company. I hope that you enjoyed yourself. This means there was no love connection for me and no follow-up phone call is forthcoming.

I'm just a little confused by what you said in regards to this woman. Why would you want to see her again if one of the levels you didn't conect on was drug use? You also mention not wanting to be around her negativity. So did you actually want to see her again or did you just have some unsatisfied curiosity as to why she wouldn't go out with you again?

[persiphone]

-----"Right about now she starts screaming at me "I love you" and alternately "f*ck you!" -------


She seems perfectly normal to me. (y)


I LOLed. :cheesy:

[cakebaker]

all of the stories here made me chuckle..a good thing, since i finished up a root canal this afternoon. dates from hell are bad, and luckily, i've only had two in my life. and they were long long ago.

[wolfsong069]

Good Morning Wolf,

I didnt find out about the drug issue until she got to my house. What threw me off, was the next morning when she acted like everything was fine and it wasn't. I kept in touch with her for a few months afterwards before I got busy at work and I haven't heard from her since February of this year. Your date should never have gotten that drunk to begin with, but I would have done the same thing. I wouldn't leave my friends at the bar let alone my date.

Have a good day,

Zimmy

Zimmy,

Yanno, I thought about what I'd said here on and off all day. It's probably the most I've thought of her in about 3 years and to be honest, I feel kinda bad. At one time I loved her very much, and still would not want to see anything bad happen to her. I was honest about what I said, and it did happen that way. She did it yeah? Not me. Still and all, I feel bad.

Wolf

[TIMBERWOLF]

I guess i have been lucky in my life of dating. The only one that fooled me was my ex wife. She said she didn't drink(except O'Dauls)(cause im not a drinker) and we dated 6months before i moved to get married. We had this big wedding and she drank and got drunk that night. After that it started being every wed she would go out with a ex Male friend and they would drink till drunk. Of course he was always drunk and popping pills. Then it was every weekend.I would go to my garage and just work out on my weights or do some wood work and she would come out yelling at me drunk. It got to where she said she couldn't stand the look of discuss in my eyes when she drank. She decided to leave me. I don't mind a partner having a few or even getting tipsy every once in a while but not all the time.After that she and her family told me of her being an alcoholic and she liked herself. Thats fine,but not for me.
When i go out i drink cranberry /orange juice most of the time. I might have a tequila sunrise or a couple of Buttery Nipples but that's about it.Im never intoxicated or drunk..........i hate that feeling. nor do i do illegal drugs or want to be around anyone that does.

[unndunn]

I took a femme out on a first date that was quite similar to the one the OP described. We went out to dinner first and it seemed like we would at least have a friendly conversation if not make a connection. Then she accused the waitress of flirting with me. After dinner I offered options-- say goodnight, go for coffee, go for a drink and she said she wanted to go for a drink. She got drunk extremely quickly and kept on drinking. I rarely drink and was driving so didn't drink at all that night. So she drank and I got to sit there stone cold sober with my diet coke watching her make an ass of herself. It was one of the longest nights of my life. She kept drinking and kept dragging people who did not want to dance out onto the dance floor with her. In some cases, literally dragging them onto the dance floor. She fell down more than once and was so drunk that she thought it was cute. It wasn't. I tried to take her back to where she was staying but she kept saying no. I didn't want to stay there but couldn't leave her like that, so I sat there at the bar watching to make sure she didn't hurt herself or get taken advantage of by someone else. Needless to say there was no second date.

[wolfsong069]

After that she and her family told me of her being an alcoholic and she liked herself.



She looked me right in the eye and as much as said the same thing. I could feel my heart crack a little. Since this person and I broke up 7-8 years ago I've had exactly 3 beers. The stuff tastes like shit anymore.

The only thing that bugs me out is when people ask me what if I want a beer and I say thanks but I don't drink. I get that sudden realizaton look like people think I'm recovering and they start apologizing all over the place. Funny, you tell folks that you don't like beer and they look at you like your a Communist or something.

[ArwenN]

Yeah I can laugh about it now...it wasn't so funny when blonddaddy had to escort (carry) his date to the car in his boxer shorts and the whole bar stood outside to cheer me on!

Bwahahahah! I just tried to rep you on this but I think I only got "b" out. Sorry! :) This really is a great visual!

[Novastar]

Hahah, never meet the "mom' on the first date. Sucker...

I would have ran for the hills on that invitation, for sure.