05-19-2009, 03:37 AM
Has anyone seen this site? There's some pretty funny stuff on it. Being from Texas I especially enjoy the railing they are giving Rick Perry. Although I don't agree with their assessment of Hillary, I long suspected her dick was bigger than Bills.
05-19-2009, 07:53 AM
This is hilarious!
And now I'm not going to get anything done all day. Again!
05-19-2009, 07:56 AM
Very Funny! Sending this to my Mom hehe
05-23-2009, 03:53 AM
About Tom Cruise...
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (born July 3, 1962) is an actor, a “producer,” a “heterosexual,” a couch-jumper, a Scientologist, and a dick.
Although Cruise is 100% certifiably batshit crazy, craziness alone does not make one a dick (see: “Björk”). Tom Cruise’s dick qualifications have more to do with his creepy fakeness (i.e. creepy fake smile, creepy fake enthusiasm, creepy fake laugh) and his insistence on telling other people how to live their lives. It should be noted that acting is a profession based entirely on being fake, so the very fact that Cruise’s fakeness stands out amongst all other actors is what makes it so creepy and what makes him such a dick.
Luckily for Cruise, as evidenced by his selection by Barbara Walters as one of America’s Top Ten Most Fascinating People of 2008, America finds dicks fascinating.
Cruise's first film role was a bit part in 1981’s Endless Love, starring Brooke Shields. He repaid Shields for his big break years later in 2005 by openly criticizing her use of Paxil to recover from crippling postpartum depression. His dickish form of gratitude also included claiming that chemical imbalances don’t exist and calling psychiatry a “Nazi science."
05-23-2009, 09:32 PM
love it thanks for the laffs.:D:1eye: