Married by US on Butch-femme.com

[XXX]

Ok this is my version of Married By America and right now I'm casting single butches and femmes who want 2 find out who we the forum regulars would match them up with...4 fun.

Oh BTW I'm already taken soo I don't want 2 hear anything about being hooked up with Miss You Know who--cuz that's just not funny.lol ok so it would be.

But I want willing single victoms and coupled voters--cuz we must be good at making love connections if it has worked 4 us.

sooo please don't all jump at once, but do join in the fun.

[CalifBadBoy03]

XXX what an awesome thread to start!

[XXX]

Cali sooo does this make you a voter or a single contestant???

If I'm right yr and me are our voters soo far, but we NEED some singles 2 play the game.

Hello fun, single, sexy butches and femmes???? are you up 4 it???

[TmanSpenc]

I'll play. Count me in.

Tman

[CalifBadBoy03]

I'll vote!! I am definitely game...and I have a g/f so far from being single :)

[XXX]

I know if I was a femme and into butches single and I could be voted 2 hookup with Tman I would have posted 3 times already...

That's it I'm iming every femme online 2 play within the next hour. Wish me luck.

Oh TMan --lets get a dating profile like what is yr ideal mate and what 3 words would best discribe you???

[mslisabell]

I wanna play too! Single femme here...

[TmanSpenc]

My ideal match? Hmmm... I dig brunettes. I like wit and intelligence (I know, who doesn't, right?). I like someone with a sense of humor that will laugh at my jokes. Height and weight not terribly important, as long as she is comfortable with herself. Remember ladies, sexy is a state of mind.

Three words to describe me? Thinker. Easy-going. Attentive.

How's that?

Tman

[softbutch77]

I'll do it.

[XXX]

Soo 2 make this fair we need atleast 2 other choices-2 other butches and 2 other femmes willing 2 play the game.

and BTW Mslisabell is you could answer in 3 words yr ideal mate and 3 more describe yrself that way the judges could have some b/g info 2 best make yr match.

[XXX]

It's my pleasure 2 announce

Tman as our Thinker. Easy-going. Attentive
looking for a laughing brunette with a sexy state of mind.

The voting will be judged by best matches made by the weekend that way there will be time 2 match up everybody in the game. Then after on a weekly bases.

Thankyou SoftButch and MsLisa 4 joining in the game please fill in other entry questions 3 words 2 describe you and 3 words to describe yr ideal mate.

[MsMissy]

Can I play next week when I get back from vacation????? Pretty, pretty please!!!!!!(a)

[XXX]

You can play anytime you like...exspecailly if yr going to ask soo nicely.

[mslisabell]

3 words 2 describe you and 3 words to describe yr ideal mate.

Me = genuine, fun, real

Mate = honest, loving, established

[softbutch77]

3 words to describe me... Funny, easy going, sarcastic.


Ideal person in 3 words.... Good sense of Humor, Honest, believes communication is a good thing.

[mslisabell]

That was way more than 3 words...I want a re write!

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by XXX
You can play anytime you like...exspecailly if yr going to ask soo nicely.

Thank you. I will return on Monday weather permitting. I am leaving at 10 tomorrow morning.

[softbutch77]

yeah I know sad thing is I really tried not to do that. lol I can't re write it that was way too much brain power to be used in one day.

[mslisabell]

Should I feel bad now or wait til later? LOL!

[softbutch77]

wait until later since I have to go and I'll want sympathy from you. When do I find out who I'd get married to?

[Peaches]

Can I play too?

me--smart, empathetic, cute.

you---romantic, smart, strong.

hmmm am i allowed to say I am cute? :$
Pics in gallery if you want to argue.

Oh yeah... most important qualification....butch!(k)

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

Count me in.

How exactly does this go?

Me - breathing, single, in LA

You - single, breathing, on planet earth

[Peaches]

I love it femmebabygirl! rofl!

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

What, too specific?

[Firefly]

I'm in for voting!

Fly--psychic, reality televsion addict, matchmaker extrodinaire.

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by FemmeBabyGrrl
What, too specific?

And I thought MY standards were hi! LOL!

[XXX]

Single contestants can join this week untill sunday nite ...and the voters will vote sunday nite or by iming me soo I can post there vote on Sunday 7 or so pm...

Sunday every1 will know who they were matched with and why.

Till then join along and have fun with it. Simply answer the entry questions if you are a contestant or cast yr vote w/ me if you are a voter by SundayNite.

Yes I'm missing my g/f soo I'm going 2 spend my week hooking up every1 else soo cupid will consider being kind enuff 2 quickly put an end 2 the LDR part of our relationship..

FemmeBabyGrrl --- what kind of answers are those are you really trying hard to be hooked up with a butch that breathes. Why not a butch that breathes fire or 1 with money, you are making this game alittle 2 impossible 2 make yr match. GEE

[mslisabell]

Did I play wrong? I thought they were supposed to be one word answers...please correct me...

[softbutch77]

Dang!! The world is not going to end because some of us chose to use more than 3 words. Can we move on and not harp on that anymore???

[CalifBadBoy03]

LOL FBG--Too funny...I am waiting for PetiteDrag to jump into this thread at any time...lol

[CalifBadBoy03]

Will cast votes through iming XXX by 7pm Sunday night.....well 4pm my time that is....

<< Going to see if I can get more people to join this thread too........

[XXX]

If you used more then 3 words don't worry I'll trim it down 4 ya, but if you want a rewrite just free feel.

...contestants still wanted. Single sexy..or know any1 you want to match please feel free 2 join in the fun.

[Needlegirl]

so... um... can i play for a little femme on the side? (a)

me: cannibalistic, declawed, island of dr. moreau throwback
you: tender, slowmoving, palatable

<3needle. *gnar!* :[

[traveler]

XXX, the only way i'll play is if there is at least a chance i will win Eve!

...uhhh, no offense to all of the other incredibly, wonderful, stunning femmes. It's just that once you've had mouthy you can't go back!

(6) (6) ;)

[TmanSpenc]

Damn.. I was hoping for Eve. I'll thumb wrassle ya for her, Trav!

Tman

[BagelsnCreamCheese]

Just poppin in to see what Travelers up to in here! LOL

No I am not single...... and I can't vote ** sigh** off to another thread I go ....
Brazen (6)

[traveler]

LOL!

Now as to Tman, we'll be doing more than thumb wrestling. <taking out my hanky, smack!> You are hereby challenged to a duel. May the best butch win!

En garde...

[TmanSpenc]

My dear Trav... have I mentioned I'm a former Marine with an Expert marksmanship badge? ;)

Just how would you like to duel?

Tman

[traveler]

i was thinking swords would be better. Much MUCH better! (for me that is)

You see us ex-Navy seamen don't need M-16s all that often. But a sword, on the other hand cleans out those hard to reach bathroom tile cracks...

[Eve]

Hello, my name is Eve. ("Hi Eve!")

I'm here today to reveal my inner qualities in the hopes of securing a date.

I have been described as the following:

1. Bitchy
2. Opinionated
3. Intimidating
4. Long winded AND mouthy at the same time
4B. Unable to describe myself in under 200 words, let alone in 3
5. Hated by my cat
6. Complicated and prone to wearing bunny ears to relieve stress
7. Spinsterly
8. Very tall
9. Fond of Stella and even fonder of Buffy
10. Potty mouthed

I'm looking for someone who has the following characteristics:

1. Smart
2. Able to call me on my shite
3. Occasionally up for random acts of sarcasm
4. Not afraid of renegade glitter
5. Able to own their own shite
6. Likes sex
7. Likes me
8. Likes lists
9. Makes me laugh
10. Thinks I'm smart, funny, and hot in and out of the sack ... not always in that order

Do you think I have a chance, oh wise XXX? Is there really someone out there? Have I been a Spinster so long 'cause Stella wants me to really appreciate it the next time I get laid?

Help a grrl out, wouldja?

HA!

~Eve (eternally single, but diggin' the duel)

[BagelsnCreamCheese]

I was over in tha Sib thread musin over how long its been since I was able ta be online...... and amazed that gaymers still hasnt impaled hyself ta death.... and figured I'd follow ya round... UH huh..... ya'all caught me .. (6) U2 want a referreeee for yer duel jus give me a holler..... (( used ta refereein mud wrestlin but duels are way kewl)
Brazen

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

Oh Oh Eve.....you're in big trouble. That's way more then 3 words.

[traveler]

Especially the way she always has a B in her lists. <sigh> I love a woman who can enumerate.

My traits:
1) reliable
2) honest
3) horny


Wait...that list seems a little boring. How about this one?

1) horny
2) love to sniff underwear
3) thinks Eve is hot



Her traits:
1) mouthy
2) smart
3) fond of Buffy

[HIGH-MAINTENANCE]

MsMMMMMMMMMMMM: Hey Babe...Just wanted to say,It was super to finally get to meet you on Friday at the Bar. Really glad to see you in the thread re/voting for a perf. match. I hope the powers that be will allow Dusty and I to vote. Since we both
have a little insight into the you who is Ms.M=(marvelous)!!!
Hope to see you again, before I head back to ''No-Lez-Land"...Take Care/Be Safe.....H.M xxx(k) (k)

[rockstar]

me:
insane (for participating in this)
strong (super hero like)
freak (circus type)

her:
non republican (obviously)
bendy (figure it out)
happy (cuz i am)

rs (d)

[TmanSpenc]

Originally posted by traveler
Especially the way she always has a B in her lists. <sigh> I love a woman who can enumerate.

Wait...that list seems a little boring. How about this one?

1) horny
2) love to sniff underwear
3) thinks Eve is hot

Her traits:
1) mouthy
2) smart
3) fond of Buffy

Hmmm... I think Trav is trying to cheat... therefore, I feel the need to rewrite my list....

Me:
1) Smart
2) Sarcastic
3) Loves to have, and is extremely good at, sex.

Her:
1) Very tall
2) Italian
3) Eve


Heh. Take THAT Trav!!!


Tman

[svairini]

ready to vote ...


can we vote for threesomes? ;)

do the voters get to watch the, er, outcome? maybe a live video feed? or at least some raunchy pictures??


voyeuristically,
svairini

[XXX]

Traveler ofcourse I'll rig the contest 4 you, but you are susposed 2 buy my votes via private messages...Hint Hint

Oh and Needle since I know 4 a fact yr taken sorry you can't play unless yr voting cuz the only eating yr having is out and that's exculsively with me.

I'm trying not 2 scare away our contestants after all and besides their aren't enough femmes for yr 2 femmes a day diet here.

Talking about scarey where are the single sexy members of Sibs, cuz I'm thinking of throwing in a couple of my fav lov triangles in2 the mix.

[uwant2lala]

Wow! Okay .. Talk about a way to get your feet wet! Thanks for the push Tman, but did you have to be sooo rough *eg* I kinda liked it.

I have been volunteered to PLAY and since I am snowed in and completely bored, what the heck!

Me:

1)Independent
2)Smiles-too-much (okay okay .. it's not ONE word, but I couldn't think of a word that said all that!)
3)sub

Hym:

1) DOMINANT
2) Attentive
3) Flirt


*grin* Whew! That was tough! *Looks at MUST HAVE list ... * To think I managed to narrow it down to 3 words! lol

LaLa

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

I DIDN'T PUSH!!! You can't push the tipsy.. hehehehehehe


Tman

[uwant2lala]

ME tipsy? lol Well, what do you expect? I'm trapped here alone .... The bottle of wine needed company! lol How's that ice cream addiction going?

Too bad all you could think of doing was giving me a push. lol There are soooo many better things to do with a lonely femme. *eg* Did I mention I bought some ice cream before the storm hit?

roflmao

LaLa
(b)

(k)

[traveler]

Originally posted by TmanSpenc
Me:
3) Loves to have, and is extremely good at, sex.

Her:
1) Very tall
2) Italian
3) Eve

Tman [/B]

Now, why didn't I think of that??!

[TmanSpenc]

I CAN think of lots of things to do with a femme.... ESPECIALLY one with ice cream... and yes, much of it does have to do with pushing... ;) Some has to do with lifting... some has to do with ankles over my shoulders...

And then... ice cream... *sigh* I nubs me some ice cream.

Tman

P.S. orgasm, ice cream and sleep.. in that order... ;)

[uwant2lala]

Originally posted by TmanSpenc

Tman

P.S. orgasm, ice cream and sleep.. in that order... ;) [/B]

Is there a "rinse and repeat" option to this? lol How come the ice cream can't come before/during the ummm orgasm? And WHY singular? lol

LaLa

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

Why yes... actually, if the right femme feeds me ice cream after sex, there will be AT LEAST a round 2...

Tman

[TmanSpenc]

Isn't this more info than is needed to hook me up? This kind of information is usually shared a little later... :$

Tman

[uwant2lala]

Ahhhh so this repeat performance depends on the femme and how well she feeds you ice cream? lol Doesn't sound like something that happens often. Or aren't you that picky about the RIGHT femme? lol Or does it depend what KIND of ice cream? hehehe I hear you have a soft spot for GREEN mint chocolate chip ... Imagine that ... Wonder if I HAPPEN to have some in my freezer ... lol

LaLa

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

The repeat performance depends on HOW the femme feeds me the ice cream.. and only he RIGHT femme would know that... And yes, green mint chocolate chip ice cream would certainly give you a ummm.. leg up. So to speak.. lol

Tman

[Eve]

Clearly I have lost a suitor.

Methinks TMan needs to revise his list to:

TMan
1. Likes Icecream
2. Willing to push
3. Goes more than one round

Her
1. Has icecream
2. Is tipsy
3. Likes sex n' icecream

Ach du, I knew it.

See XXX, I should NEVER come in these threads 'cause my Spinsterly vibe is enough to derail even the most ardent interest.

HA! Traveler, if you back out now I'm just gonna cry. Don't do it to this ol' grrl, OK? Just pretend long enough for my pride to stay somewhat intact? Maybe? Or how about this, you can change yer vote tomorrow. Just let me bask in the attention today. Deal?

~Eve (Spinster, thy name is)

[uwant2lala]

Hmmm a leg up? That would be kind of uncomfortable .. Just one leg and all. What exactly would be needed to get both up? *weg* I think I have some Hershey Chocolate Syrup here ... Might that do the ummm trick? Depending on where it's applied?

lol

LaLa

(k)

[uwant2lala]

Originally posted by Eve
Clearly I have lost a suitor.

Methinks TMan needs to revise his list to:

TMan
1. Likes Icecream
2. Willing to push
3. Goes more than one round

Her
1. Has icecream
2. Is tipsy
3. Likes sex n' icecream
~Eve (Spinster, thy name is)

Awwww Not so Eve! From what hy keeps telling me, hy's more than enough for ONE womyn. lol You know what that means of course! *giving that sister femme all-knowing look*

*huggs* grrl! Nice to meet ya!

LaLa

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

Ahhh.. Eve... I will ALWAYS have energy for you... Consider me a perma-suitor. Whenever your spinster self comes out from under the spinster blanket to play... I'll be there. *emphatic nod*

Tman

[TmanSpenc]

Originally posted by uwant2lala
Hmmm a leg up? That would be kind of uncomfortable .. Just one leg and all. What exactly would be needed to get both up? *weg* I think I have some Hershey Chocolate Syrup here ... Might that do the ummm trick? Depending on where it's applied?

lol

LaLa

(k)

Hmmm.. yes, placement is key.. but I also believe that I mentioned something about having ankles over BOTH my shoulders... ;)

Tman

[uwant2lala]

So... Speaking of ice cream (sorta) ... are we stuck on vanilla or are there other flavors on the menu?

*weg*

LaLa

(6)

[TmanSpenc]

Well... seeing as I have been accused of having the word vanilla tattooed on my forhead... I think I would like to try MANY other flavors.... Maybe some sort of strange Ben and Jerry's concoction like "spin ya like a wingnut chocolate"

hehehe
Tman

[uwant2lala]

Hmmm Spin ya like a Wingnut Chocolate? I don't think they've invented that flavor yet. lol What exactly could I expect from a pint of this enticing flavor?

LaLa
(hoping macharino cherries will appear somewhere)

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

Marachino cherries could be dropped into the mix... And as to what to expect from this new flavor.... hmmm, as a femme, you might need to be told what a wing nut is, but I'm sure once you get that image, it will be easy to use your imagination on what kind of experience this flavor might be... ;)

Tman

[traveler]

Originally posted by Eve
Clearly I have lost a suitor.

HA! Traveler, if you back out now I'm just gonna cry. Don't do it to this ol' grrl, OK? Just pretend long enough for my pride to stay somewhat intact? Maybe? Or how about this, you can change yer vote tomorrow. Just let me bask in the attention today. Deal?

~Eve (Spinster, thy name is)
Now, Eve-sweetheart. Do you really want some half and half suitor who doesn't know what hy wants or do you want the REAL thing? They don't call me "old faithful/yeller/dog/gyser person" for nothing!

Besides, i paid 3X good mo...never mind.



Do i win points for a buffy tie-in? ;)

[leswithalily]

i am a newbie stuck out in the middle of nowhere but, this looks like great fun! do you have room for another butch?:$

[uwant2lala]

Nope. Sorry. Have no idea what a wingnut is. (going for that helpless femme look)

Do you think you could stop by the house and show me a sample? *innocent look*

LaLa
(who LOVES playing dumb to the right boi)

(k)

[Eve]

The Buffy tie-back gets major points. But you knew that, my lil' love muffin.

And yer right, I don't want no icecream flirtin' suitor! I demand absolute and utter faithfulness from MY suitors. Yer not even allowed to think another person is ATTRACTIVE, let alone actually flirt with them. Why, that's as bad as cheating on me. In fact, you'd better not be FRIENDS with ANYONE other than me. And you'd better ONLY talk to me, and ONLY think about me, and SACRIFICE EVERYTHING AND EVRERYONE in yer life in order to BE with me. Nothing can exist in your world EXCEPT for ME. ME ME ME ME ME.

Nothing less will suffice. ;)

Blimey! Random act of sarcasm alert!

Either absolute faithfulness or you have to be Spike. Or Angel. Or possibly Riley, but only when he came back with the wife in Season 6, not while they were actually dating in Season 5. Unless of course it's the episode where they're trapped in the room and don't notice the haunting going on all around them. Then Riley's OK, even Season 5 Riley.

~Eve (who's sending big smooshies to Traveler fer being such a good sport and given attention to the Spinsteriest Spinster in Spinsteronia, AND for making the Buffy tie-back so seamlessly)

[deliciousndenver]

Is there room for another sexy, young single femme to play!? PLEASE!:$ Well here's my answers just in case... if not no harm no foul...

Me: Independent, loving, adventurous

Them: Strong, compassionate, fun!! (k)

[Eve]

That cinches it. This Spinster can't play dumb to save her life.

Oh well, I concede gracefully to the much-noted flirting prowess of Lala.

Bowing out,

~Eve (dumb, thy name is NOT)

[TmanSpenc]

Once again... I am pouting in Eve's general direction.

Tman:$

[uwant2lala]

*grin* Grrl it takes a lot of brains to make these bois feel so smart. lol Playing dumb can be fun .. Especially when you have a day job like mine. Gotta be silly sometime.

Feel free to stay in the game. What's the point if there's no competition. *grin*

LaLa

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

Originally posted by uwant2lala
Nope. Sorry. Have no idea what a wingnut is. (going for that helpless femme look)

Do you think you could stop by the house and show me a sample? *innocent look*

LaLa
(who LOVES playing dumb to the right boi)
(k)

Hmmm.. yes, there is potential for a hardware housecall.... as long as there is ice cream. ;)

Tman

[uwant2lala]

Did you mean hardware or HARD WEAR? lol Do I get my choice of demonstration techniques? Will this be hands-on or ...?

LaLa
(sooo glad she bought ice cream)

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

hmmm... hardware or hard wear... :D well.. I guess that all depends on you, whether or not it becomes "hard wear." ;)
Demo techniques? Well, this particular flavor can only be umm... consumed in one way... And, yes, hands on... as well as other things. ;)

Tman

[deliciousndenver]

ROFLMAO!! Tman and LaLa you two are too much!

[traveler]

Tman, a butch who pouts is the one who lost! Heheh!

Your loss is my gain, buddy! Sounds like you landed on your feet though.

;)

[uwant2lala]

hehehe ... I'm sure I've already managed the HARD part. lol So when are you going to provide this ummmm SERVICE? lol

LaLa

(k)

[TmanSpenc]

Originally posted by uwant2lala
hehehe ... I'm sure I've already managed the HARD part.
(k)

You're sure about that, huh? hmmmm

When? I guess that remains to be seen...


Tman

[uwant2lala]

And I guess this is where the flirting ends. *sigh* lol The question is always WHEN, eh? *calculating the distance between your house and mine* How does 30 minutes sound? lol

LaLa

(k)

[girlina]

Eve! Fickle thy name is!

I thought *I* was the one to win your fair hand! Damn you!

That's it! I'm going back to butches!

*applying lipstick to make a really good pout*

Me: smart ass, sassy, flirt

You: smart ass, creative, sweet

;)

[Eve]

Forgive me Gee, I got caught up in the heady whirl of butch flirting. You see where it landed me, dontcha? Scorned by TMan and having to beg Traveler to pity-court me.

Why did I turn my back
on Gee, who won't make me cry alack!
Traveler's cute, Traveler's foine
but I know hys heart ain't really mine.

Girlina, my Gee, sweet I can't be
But I'm yours forever, you'll see.

Ha! Bitter. stop. Spinster. stop. Eve. stop.

~Eve (SPINSTER, thy name is ... again)

[traveler]

Why did I turn my back
on Gee, who won't make me cry alack!
Traveler's cute, Traveler's foine
but I know hys heart ain't really mine.


You know, i resent the assumption that my heart is not free to give. I'm a little stingy with it i grant you, but geeze, don't give up so easily, woman! I just started flirting with you today. The least you could do is string me along for a few weeks!

3X, she's still mine. Girlina isn't playing the right game. Femmes can't go after femmes here!

Girlina, go get your own!!
:@ :@

(6)

[TmanSpenc]

TRAVELER! DUDE!!

You have the chance to be in the middle of a little femme on femme... shhhhhhhh don't ruin it!!!


Tman

P.S. Take lotsa pics!!

[girlina]

Traveler, bitter thy name is!

If we're gonna talk about who has a prior claim, I think that would be ME! You just started flirting with Miss Eve today while I have been flirting with her for AGES! She writes me love poems, so pfffttttt.

Hmph.

YOU go get your own! Grrrr.

If you would have played your cards correctly, you MIGHT have been invited to join, but now? FEH!

Miss Eve, please don't be breaking my heart... It's hard enough to feel the love that dares not speak its name...

[traveler]

Come on, Girlina, my poison ivy grrl! Can't a butch change her mind?

I want a 3-some!
I want a 3-some!

Have i mentioned i'm a Mormon?


(nice catch, Tman!)

[pumpnbutch]

This single butch would like to play the game.

Just tell me when?.........

[tmbyfem]

Oh what fun! What a brilliant idea!(i)
*claps hands w/ glee*

Me - a full-figured, cute femme who's
1. analytical
2. affectionate
3. slightly twisted

You - a strrrrong, handsome butch who's
1. communicative
2. passionate
3. kinda goofy

Hey Eve!! I got my life vest on, jumping into the pool :P

Cheers! (d)

[rockstar]

dirrrty tini's,,,,,yeah

rs (d)

[tmbyfem]

*mixes drinks for RS and anyone else*
(d)

and (b) for the butches who prefer a cold brewski

[Eve]

Welcome to the Madness, Tmbyfem! As you can see, the water's quite FOINE, 'cause there are some hottie totties in the pool.

What's a grrl to do? Caught between the forbidden love for Gee and the oh-so-temptin' attention of Traveler.

Hand.
Staple.
Forehead.
Swoon. :[

Crikey! I think it's time fer a limerick!

Ahem.

There once was a butch who did Travel.
Spinster convictions he was known to unravel.
Hy'd never pout,
hy was Buffy devout
and hy'd beat TMan down with hys gavel.

(OK, so TRAVEL is a tough rhyme and I struggled.)

And yet on the other hand, you see,
was a luscious grrl name of Gee.
She'd rhyme all the time,
and though 'twas a crime,
she went on a femme-femme love spree!

Eve was torn 'tween these two!
Spinster vows she did _not_ renew.
She cried "what the heck!"
kissed each on the neck,
a threesome intent to pursue.

Thank yuh, thank yuh verrrry much.

~Eve (has left the building)

[traveler]

Eve, Our Lady of Rhymin' & Schemin', has written me into a limerick, two actually. How wonderful is that?!

How many more competitors do we need, XXX? I'm already picking out my tux.

[Eve]

Eve would like to call attention to one of the (many) pleasing aspects of the well-traveled one for all of the femmes in this particular pool o' love:

Hys signature quote keeps changing, and hy keeps using these GREAT Buffy quotes.

OK, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

~Eve (detail noting, thy name is)

[tmbyfem]

Didn't mean to be rude...
For those who don't induldge in al-cee-hall can I offer ya a nice cuppa (c) ?

LOL

[deliciousndenver]

I'll take two (c) 's please tmbyfem!

[mslisabell]

Are the results in yet? If you're picking your tux, I need to find a dress...and get my nails done, and my hair and oh my...:-)

*Awaiting to see who she's gonna marry*

Hugs,
Lisa (k)

[offroadbutch]

Im having more fun watching this thread than participating in it....yall too funny in here....

[traveler]

Originally posted by Eve
Eve would like to call attention to one of the (many) pleasing aspects of the well-traveled one for all of the femmes in this particular pool o' love:

Hys signature quote keeps changing, and hy keeps using these GREAT Buffy quotes.

OK, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

~Eve (detail noting, thy name is) See! They all try to pass me off eventually. <big sigh>

Well, Eve, given your signature you will understand when i win you anyway and whisk you away against your will why i am doing it.

You just need a little training, that's all! I'm more than happy to help with your education.


Lisabell, i'm sure you'll look mahvelous, dahlink!

[XXX]

That's right I want 2 see more of our lovie and studly Femmes and Butches..Yes every1 has 2 give 3 words to describe them and 3 for thier ideal mate so if you 4got now's the time be4 I decide too feed you 2 Needle.

Now I'll take a Sex on the Beach, a Vampire's Kiss, a Purple Hooter, and a Slut ....

It'll help me make the best love connections or atleast put me in the mood..

[mslisabell]

Feeds Sex On The Beach like there's no tomorrow to XXX....I can keep 'em coming all night long! And you'd think all this matchmaking would make you in the mood....hmmmmmm.

Hugs,
Lisa (k)

[girlina]

I need to withdraw from this here matchmaking... I am not fit company for butch nor femme nor even beast this week.

The 3 words that describe me as this week progresses: cranky, bitchy, mean

*sigh*

xo-Gee (who is in some sort of mood, and not a good one)

[tmbyfem]

My pleasure Delish... (c) (c)

XXX started this up for those who are single
To have a fun way to meet up and mingle
Eve & Traveller are flirting on this thread
Will all those Buffy references land them in bed?
But wait! Here comes little girly Gee
Will she turn that twosome into three?
Will Tman get to look & see?
Will photos be sold for a nominal fee?
Rockstar will play the music to set the scene
While LaLa pases around the wingnut ice cream
Tmby's pouring refeshments for one and all
'Cause we're all posting, flirting & having a ball!

hahaha (l)

[traveler]

ROFLMAO! That was great, Tmbyfem! You really know how to rhyme.

My only response: i certainly hope so! ;)


Oh, and i am sorry that you feel poorly this week, Girlina...

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

((((Girlina))))

I hope you feel better soon, and then you better get right back in here missy.

[Peaches]

Wait! Girlina Wait!

Besides you are funnier when you are in a bad mood!

[Eve]

My darlingest, dearest, one and only Gee
I don't give a rat's ass how crabby you be.
Don't leave me, dearest
you know how I fearest
my life with out Girlina and me!

(u)

~Eve (who's not THAT easy to get in bed ... REALLY! She's the Slutty Spinster, but she's still a Spinster, Stelladammit!)

[Annie]

LOL Girli-girl... I have fresh raspberries given to me by one of my kids... and ice cream... wanna come over and read the forum together and indulge in a little spoon-licking nonsense???

Lemme take your mind of that fickle Eve once and for all....
*adjusting bra*

[girlina]

Damn y'all are being so damn sweet! You're wrecking a PERFECTLY good bad mood damn you!

:D

Annie, I had to leave the sisterhood of the booby avatar... I got one too many negative/squicky comments about it and I was afraid I was gonna hafta go completely postal...

AND NOW... back to your regularly scheduled matchmaking ;)

[Eve]

What? Someone made squicky comments to MY GEE? About her luscious and wonderful boob avatar? Oh, it's enough to make me put up my OWN boob avatar.

Point me to 'em, Girlina. I might have to open a can o' Amazon whoop ass on 'em.


GRRRRRRR.

The ever gentle never enraged,

~Eve (ha!)

[XXX]

How I wish ABC or Fox would give us some show time, cuz we would definately give them a show 2 remember...

[mistyblui]

if the "dating game" is still open i would like to join..
me-being outside,off the wall humor- romantic side
her-sensitive-soft-honest
how is that for starters..crusing the sites and found this and thought it would be fun..i am having bad luck so i will let someone else give me a little help..:D

[XXX]

The more the merrier...I've given up my player days, so I'm pimpin 4 every1else and hey I'mthe luckiest butch I know soo Mistyblui there is hope 4 you.

[offroadbutch]

XXX-we need an update on who's still in and how many more butches or femmes you need to even the ratio out.

Still having fun watching this thread....if it was on TV, I'd watch it too! But it would be more fun if it were more like the Truman Show.

[XXX]

I would like 2 see 2 butches 4 every femme...or maybe a hot 3some of 3 femmes 2 good 4 our butches, but don't worry that's only if our ratio doesn't even up and I'm sure here on butch-femme.com there are just as many butches that want femmes as femmes that want butches.

OffRoad why don't you join???? I think the ladies would like a few more good butches.

[tmbyfem]

Now wouldn't THAT be a reality show worth watching! The Butchette...


Now Girlina please don't flee
Listen to Eve's heartfelt plea
Don't let those who give you a hard time
Deny us your boob shot when you're online
If you got it, flaunt it that's what I say
come on Hon stick around and play....


Refills anyone?

(c) (b) (d)

[offroadbutch]

Well....uh....er.....maybe I'll sit first round out and see how everything turns out. Even though I am one of a few good butches that's still single, I would have more fun watching than anything since I am a vouyer!

(8) In another dimention, with vouyeristic intentions, well secluded, I see ALL! (8)

[Eve]

Please oh please hear Tmbyfemme's plea,
my dearest, darlingest, fabulous Gee.
We love to gaze
in awe and amazed
at yer lovely cleavage, don't you see?

~Eve (who's got her own boob-shot up in support)

[mistyblui]

ok thanks for the help..good luck to you and me....(y)

[deedarino]

I wanna play....can I play???? Please, please???

me...

independent
flirt
mormon

you...

faithful
loyal
beautiful eyes that can only see meee.

[TxBelle]

There is only one EVE, and there are bound to be some dissapointed butches, so I'll sign up, too!

Me;
direct
honest
fun

you;
breathing
employed
non-smoker

And Tmbyfem, I'll have a margarita, rocks, no salt, please....K-

[deedarino]

omg...i almost forgot the most important part.....

tequilla sunrise please.

[Eve]

TXBelle, I think most folks around these here parts breathe a sigh of RELIEF that there's only one of me.

One is more than enough, given the whole bitter Spinster thang. ;) Not to mention the book-like posting habit. Oh! And the awful puns! The addiction to rhyme. The fact that not even my cat loves me. Oy! It's for the best that there's only one me, really.

However, in the spirit of the game (I'm nothing if not a fair player), I hereby submit my revised and condensed list:

Me:
1. Bitter
2. Bitchy
3. Buxom

You:
1. Smart
2. Sarcastic
3. Slightly Sweet

Yours in consonance,

~Eve (Stella's Acolyte)

[tori]

i want to play! what does a femme have to do to enter this game?

[Peaches]

Oh dont worry about the ratio!

I'll take two butches!

[TxBelle]

But Eve, I am in awe of your ability to list! The book like posts are often just what was needed, and the ryming...wow. If I knew how, I would post a boob shot, just to be more like you!
K-whose cat loves her, has even bitten people in her defense...

[Redgypsie80]

Any more room here for smart, sexy, redheaded femme (pics in gallary if required) to play??? (So I had more than three and snuck them in there, oh well)

Me:
1. Available
2. Bendable
3. Flamable

You:
1. Mysterious
2. Intelligent
3. Strong

(k) Red

[BadAssBoi]

This butch would like to join: Any room?

Me:

1) a smartass
2) cocky
3) aggressive

You:

1) a smartass
2) cocky
3) aggressive

I like competition!!!! ;)

[bull dog]

::: stumblin into this thread days late:::

Hey wait a minute, is it too late to woo and charm Eve???

My tribute:

to the Goddess of Wisdom and Erudition,
this bull dog is on a mission.
To capture the heart of Lady Eve,
through clever limericks that I weave.
And if I do not succeed, well shucks I'll just have to go fishin.

bull dog

[offroadbutch]

Ya know....this reminds me of a wedding reception....all the butches are running to catch the garter and all the femmes running to catch the bouquet.....RUN RUN RUN!!!!

[tmbyfem]

mmm I think I'm liking the ratio 2 butches for every femme, since in r/t I cannot find even ONE who's availible (sp?)! (u)
LOL
*getting my hair done tommorrow so i'll be looking good for my match*

Even though I love butches best
Ya gotta love that curvy femme flesh
So you GO grrls, show 'em what you got
'Cause you know UR sexy & hot!

(6)

[tori]

3 words, eh?

me - impatient, loyal, sexy
you - patient, loyal, sexystrongwillingadventurous

;)

[XXX]

Hmmmm Tori , I think I'm adding demanding 2 yr list and 2 all of those who exced the 3 words rule...

Yes I like sneaky and I'll add that 2 yr list 2.

Notice this tread is Married by B-F.com not Butches inline 2 throw themselves at EVE..

Please my fellow butches keep yr dignity cuz a) We need 2 be fair 2 all our beautiful femmes and b) if not I'm just going 2 marry her with all of you and keep all the other single femme 2 myself. lol or I might feed you all 2 Needle cuz I couldn't hook up w/ any1 else anyways. Sorry babes.

With that said the fun has just begone we are currupting singles untill Sunday when for 1 nite every1 will be married online (hoping Rev Hank will do the honors)--Anyhow it'll be fun and hopifully we'll have some happy homemoons.

and yes it's ok 2 give up yr virginity the night of yr wedding...so femmes plan on something sexy under those white wedding dresses.

[traveler]

Who let YOU in here! LOL!

This kind of competition i don't need.

<stomping off in frustration, but not pouting>

[MsMissy]

I would like to play, pretty, pretty please!

ME: Loud, Obnoxious, and Big tits!

YOU: Able to put up with it!

[rockstar]

did somebody say "bendable"???????

bartender......i need another martini, extra dirty please

rs (d)

[Redgypsie80]

Bendable, Flexible, Agile...yep...all of the above (was a gymnast once...can I add that to my list actually)...*grin*

(k) Red

[bull dog]

I also do haiku.

::: sharpening my quill:::

Rockstar, since when did you start drinkin martinis???

::: slidin a *Full Sail* down to Rockstar:::

Hey did Triple say something about marriage? YIKES! I'm only here for the pregame show.

bull dog

[offroadbutch]

I would like to offer my services at the half time show....I'll sing and do a little dance in me boxer briefs....the sexy black ones too!

[tori]

demanding, i can live with. sneaky? mmm... perhaps creatively persuasive, unwilling to follow rules, flagrantly disobedient ;)

i'm far too upfront to be considered sneaky.

[tmbyfem]

:[ ORB! :[
Gonna get my dollars ready for tipping (a)
So watcha gonna dance to? UR last post on the music thread? (8)
Ya know w/ lyrics like that I'd like that song too!!;)

RockStar here ya go sweetie, xtra drrrty just like, oops i mean, just FOR you (d)

deedarino here's ur Sunrise (d) & TxBelle here's UR 'rita (d)

*pours myself a strong one @ the thought of ORB skipping around in hyr skivvies*

[offroadbutch]

hahaha...thats from "Rent"...cool song, but that's not the one I was going to sing...and tips are ALWAYS welcome!

[tori]

i must have missed the bar ... could i have a single malt scotch, please?

[tmbyfem]

here ya go Tori (d)
Straight up (so to speak;) ) or on the rocks?

[XXX]

love is in the air.....and your last chance 2 get in the game is soon so do so with no delay.

Get Married By US on Butch-Femme.com and leave the proposal 2 me.

Hmm Tori...I'll give you props I like disobedient naughty girls, but you don't want 2 know how I deal with them and I already have a trouble maker of my own..

, but I have specail plans 4 that lucky butch who we'll hook you up with.

[rockstar]

a filthy tini AND a full sail!!!! just call me mr. 2 fister.;)

bully....sometimes i need it fast & quick...and the olives to munch on.

rs (d)

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by XXX
Cali sooo does this make you a voter or a single contestant???

If I'm right yr and me are our voters soo far, but we NEED some singles 2 play the game.

Hello fun, single, sexy butches and femmes???? are you up 4 it???


I have to throw my hat in cause I am no longer taken :$ .....

Waiting patiently for my "new" femme :D

[XXX]

I see , but where is my 3 words ????

That's right be4 I can get you a new femme I need 3 words 2 discribe you and 3 so I can best select her..

[tori]

honey ... we refer to it as 'neat', which is my preference with this drink.

oh, and xxx, i was stood up today, so you are my last hope at happiness!! :p

[t1ggr367]

So sorry.....I forgot :s ........


Me:
Sarcastic
Witty
Devastatingly Cute and charming (a)

You:
Sarcastic
Witty
Devastatingly Beautiful Inside

And bartender......Killians Irish Red and a shot of Bushmills, please.

[TxBelle]

Hey Tmbyfem, If ORB is gonna be dancing, I'm gonna need another drink....and could I have the change in $1 bills....thanks.

Oh yeah, the butch that wins me ought have an appreciation of good tequila....

Wow, when I think of all the years I wasted just trying to meet my dream mate...why didn't I try this before?!? K-

[FemmeDyke]

Mmm.. very interested to see if the Original Pimp Daddy Can hook up a femme he doesn't even know ~ making perhaps a matchmade in Heaven *grinning*

Me

Witty
Bold
Vocal

You

Honest
Intense
Sensational in the Sack *grinnin*

Think you can help XXX??

[FemmeDyke]

someone else has witty.. so perhaps I'll change mine to *quirky*.. if thats okay...

[XXX]

Yes I think The OPD (Original Pimp Daddy )can help the lovely ladies.

as 4 Sensational in the Sack we'll have 2 check refferences.

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by XXX

as 4 Sensational in the Sack we'll have 2 check refferences.

Oh, Oh, Oh, can I help check????

[XXX]

I like that idea...Missy feel free 2 test all our contestants.

I want some honest answers and who better 2 give them 2 me.

[MsMissy]

Whoever wants to get checked, oops, I mean references of course! get in line.

[mslisabell]

*Stands in line contemplating this one...*

Hugs,
Lisa (k)

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by mslisabell
*Stands in line contemplating this one...*

Hugs,
Lisa (k)

Sorry, Lisa, but I am only checking butches, I mean butch references!

[XXX]

It's a Hard job but some butch has got 2.

[mslisabell]

Hmmm...ok...that works for me...just make sure mine is good ok? Tee hee...

Take care,
Lisa (k)

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by XXX
It's a Hard job but some butch has got 2.

While I am checking the butches, are you going to check mine?!

[XXX]

LOL

Where are our butches after all--Am I susposed 2 do everything around here.

[MsMissy]

Do you think that after checking my references you will be able to find the perfect butch for me? :$

[FemmeDyke]

Mmmhmm.. OPD.. I am holding you in HIGH esteem to find me the most purrrfect match.. Although I think that with only (3) qualities you may have a HARD time finding that *coy femme smile*

[TxBelle]

I was just talking to my sister and she feels my list of qualities in my mate was a bit vague...so I would like to amend my list. Instead of 'employed', I would like to say 'gainfully employed'. Thank you.

I'm off to get my hair and nails done now....

[XXX]

and just 1 last nite for the luckly butches to join in the fun.

[Peaches]

*showing a little leg to intice more butches to join*(k)

[MsMissy]

More femmes than butches. Isn't that always the way? C'mon butches, go into the galleries and start checking out some pictures and get your butts in here. (cracking my whip!) :@

[XXX]

and Missy you keep checking the refferences and I'm sure this tread will be flooded by butches by mourning...

I think they are all just builting up their nerve intimated by the beauty of the femmes how have joined so far. I know I am and I'm not even in the game.LOL

[FemmeDyke]

Woohoo!! Missy you grab your whip ~ I'll get my riding crop! C'mon Boi's get your swaggerin butts in here.. I need a mate!!

Post Script.. OPD ~ I was just teasin about your abilities.. *sheepish grin*

[tori]

hehehe ... maybe that will help ;)

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by FemmeDyke
Woohoo!! Missy you grab your whip ~ I'll get my riding crop! C'mon Boi's get your swaggerin butts in here.. I need a mate!!

Post Script.. OPD ~ I was just teasin about your abilities.. *sheepish grin*

I can't find my whip, but I do have a lovely white deerskin flogger with a rainbow handle!

[mistyblui]

a big "OWIE" MsMissy.!!.keep cracking that whip like that you are going to get an unsuspecting butch tangled in the end of that thing.!!.then one look at you and they are gonna stay with you forever..did i mention i like *rainbows*.....a little "owie".....;)..

[offroadbutch]

Ready to vote now.....still want to do the half time show.....

[tmbyfem]

Went out w/ some ppl in r/t tonight. Got my hair done, got a manicure, wore my new cleavage enchancing bra w/ a sexy low cut top. I looked real cute & of course I was the only dyke there in a skirt. I am so tried of going out to the gay/lesbian bars & ppl asking me if I'm in the right bar when we go out, so XXX I'm counting on you to find me a butch who appreciates a grrll who dresses up for a date, a grrrl who likes dresses, lipstick & dangly earrings. (That's not my 3 words I already listed them I'm just so damn frustrated...)

Tori darling, of course it's not "straight-up"! I had forgotten the term (i'm not a bartender I just play one o/l...) thanks for the clarification. Here ya go sweetie (d)

*Looking forward to ORB's dance, got my ones & making change for the other femms*:P

oops I dropped my purse...

*leans forward & flashes some cleavage to entice more butches to join & to get the ones here all hot & bothered* (a)

[XXX]

and our final voting is only hours away...This mouring is yr last chance 2 play, so don't hold back get in teh game.

[offroadbutch]

We need another update on whos playing before the voting so I can get my score card ready....

[MsMissy]

I'm playing! (a)

[mslisabell]

I'm playing!

[Redgypsie80]

I'm playing...do we know what time the ceremonies start?

Tmbyfem...got change for a 50...I'm reserving a spot up front for the half time festivities..*giggle*

(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

Ok...so far I got three femmes and no butches?! Remember Im sitting first round out, but doing the "half time" ceremonies....

*thinking of either singing "Sexy Mother F..ker" by Prince or "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" by Rod Stewart*

[Redgypsie80]

ORB...anything by prince is most definitely a winner!!! But no one said you only have to do one song...I'm sure we wouldn't mind if you did both *devilish grin*

(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

Maybe I'll do a whole Prince montage.....what ya think?

Sexy MF
Get Off
Lady Cab Driver
If I Was Your Girlfriend
Arms Of Orion
Erotic City

any others?

[Redgypsie80]

Ok, going to get my prince CD's as we speak...

ORB wonderful selection you got there...I love Get off, one of my all time fav songs...I'll let you know if I can think of any more...

(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

I have quite a bit of MP's from him....even made me own best of CD.....all my favorites!

[Redgypsie80]

I love Prince...I still love Pussy control though...its so raunchy its great!! And I Wanna be Your Lover is a good one to...

(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

Yep...*sigh*...something about thoes songs.....

[rockstar]

i'm playing and drinking!!!

rs (d) off for bloody's & brunch

[offroadbutch]

Now I got three femmes and one butch.....

[tori]

make that 4 ;)

[offroadbutch]

Got it....Thanks Tori....looks like it may be "The Butchlor" since rockstar seems to be the only butch playing....

[Redgypsie80]

Looks like Rockstar is going to be one lucky boi, unless ORB decides to play after all (hint hint) *giggle*

(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

Nope...I said earlier that I was going to sit this round out....want to see how its all going....

[MsMissy]

Aw, c'mon, ORB. We all want YOU to play!(6)

[FemmeDyke]

I second MsMissy (with her beautiful Rainbow handled flogger ~ LOL) That ORB should Definately play.. Uh oh Daddieo what have you started ~ all these femmes and no Butches.. Guess us femmes will just have to start 'playing' together.. *grinning*

[offroadbutch]

Nope....sorry ladies....like I said, sitting this round out...

[MsMissy]

I get down on my knees and beg really pretty!(a)

[XXX]

here's the list of our sexy contestants

butches

RockStar
T1gger367
Mistyblue
Traveler
BullDog
BadAssBoi
SoftButch77
Tman
Leswithalily
Pumpnbutch

femmes

FemmeBabyGrrl
DelicousnDenver
Redgypsie80
Tori
MislisaBell
MsMissy
Tmbyfem
FemmeDyke
Peaches
Txbelle
Girlina
Annie
Deedarino
Uwant2lala

There's room for 4 more butches between now and 6 oclock..If you want 2 vote pm me and I will have all results in by 7.

GoodLuck Ladies and Gents. The Game is ON .

[offroadbutch]

(8) Im too sexy for this game... (8)

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by XXX
There's room for 4 more butches between now and 6 oclock..If you want 2 vote pm me and I will have all results in by 7.

GoodLuck Ladies and Gents. The Game is ON .

Which time zone?

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

So we find out today who we're going to be married too?

Maybe I should change my 3 words & be less vague.

ME:
Fun
Animal Lover
Dramaless (is that a word?)

You: the same as above and
Funny
Tiny amount of Baggage
Loving

how are those?

[butchbiscuit]

late procrastinating contestant coming in the interest of balancing out the butch/femme ratio only...

ME:
(a)
:[
(l)

YOU:
:)
(6)
(l)

i double dog dare you to try to match me up...

bb

[FemmeDyke]

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Five Stars for the Daring ButchBiscuit *Grinning* And only in the interest of balancing out the ratio?? Your not the least bit shivering with anticipation of the rewards of a Femme to dote on you? *laughing*

[offroadbutch]

That leaves three femmes....Ive already voted for the current players and slipped one in for BB.....

[XXX]

sooo even with BB we are still short 4 butches---but like I said I will be adjusting the ratio.

Sorry I 4got 2 mention what time Zone I am reffering 2, but 2 make things ez we have 2 hours for late butch enteries and 2 and a 1/2 for voting and 3 till we say our I do's....

[butchbiscuit]

Originally posted by FemmeDyke
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Five Stars for the Daring ButchBiscuit *Grinning* And only in the interest of balancing out the ratio?? Your not the least bit shivering with anticipation of the rewards of a Femme to dote on you? *laughing*

a Femme that dotes on me?!? i can only dream...hahaha
i wanted to add sarcastic on my list too, but there's no icon for it...

ORB, you've already voted, Damn! well thanks for slipping me the femme...(6)

bb

[butchbiscuit]

Originally posted by XXX
sooo even with BB we are still short 4 butches---but like I said I will be adjusting the ratio.

Sorry I 4got 2 mention what time Zone I am reffering 2, but 2 make things ez we have 2 hours for late butch enteries and 2 and a 1/2 for voting and 3 till we say our I do's....

gee with my late entry does this mean i may have a chance at the coveted Eve? i'm sure she'll fight it all the way, hmmm that could be fun (6)

bb > running and hiding in case Eve is lurking somewhere in the shadows

[offroadbutch]

aawwww heck.....EVE!! well, I cant take back the votes...*sigh*...its not like Im in Florida ya know....OOPS..hehehe

[MsMissy]

ORB, I knew you would cave! Here, have a beer, it will make saying I Do, oh so much easier! (b)

[offroadbutch]

Im not caving...where did I say that?

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by butchbiscuit
late procrastinating contestant coming in the interest of balancing out the butch/femme ratio only...

ME:
(a)
:[
(l)

YOU:
:)
(6)
(l)

i double dog dare you to try to match me up...

bb

[offroadbutch]

That's ButchBiscuit....not Offroadbutch.....we are not the same people.....

[MsMissy]

My Apologies to both BB and ORB. Maybe I should bleach my hair blonde! :$

[butchbiscuit]

what?!? huh, i am confused an so is MsMissy, must be the handcuffs in the other thread...

i am not caving either, except that i did agree to join and participate as a contestant...

bb

[butchbiscuit]

hehehe apology accepted, i apologize for ummm posting before i saw your apology, yeah that's it...

bb :)

[MsMissy]

That's it, yeah, the handcuffs and search for the key have me all flustered! Whoo, it's hot in here!:$

[offroadbutch]

Still not joining in...having too much fun watching....

[offroadbutch]

Oh....apology accepted as well. Sorry, Im still watching the race....

[Jasson]

Count me in.
What I'm looking For:(there's so much more to say....come on)
Attractive
Funny
Compassionate

About Me:
Good Sense of Humor
Kid at Heart
Loyal

[offroadbutch]

ok Jasson....I'll go vote for ya now....

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

So how are we supposed to vote exactly?

[Jasson]

Offroad, really? Thanks bro....wow, my first vote.

[Jasson]

Offroad, come join the race. I have no idea, what's going on in here...lol.

[offroadbutch]

Originally posted by FemmeBabyGrrl
So how are we supposed to vote exactly?

you vote by PMing XXX

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

But I mean, what are we supposed to do? Look at whose playing and just match people up however?

What is going on Jasson?!?!?!?

[Jasson]

What? You're asking me FBG....huh?

[offroadbutch]

Originally posted by XXX
here's the list of our sexy contestants

butches

RockStar
T1gger367
Mistyblue
Traveler
BullDog
BadAssBoi
SoftButch77
Tman
Leswithalily
Pumpnbutch

femmes

FemmeBabyGrrl
DelicousnDenver
Redgypsie80
Tori
MislisaBell
MsMissy
Tmbyfem
FemmeDyke
Peaches
Txbelle
Girlina
Annie
Deedarino
Uwant2lala

There's room for 4 more butches between now and 6 oclock..If you want 2 vote pm me and I will have all results in by 7.

GoodLuck Ladies and Gents. The Game is ON .

XXX forgot about Eve...butchbiscuit and Jasson joined in too....and there's 2 femmes that dont have matches yet.....

So you PM XXX and match up everyone.

*still not playing this round*

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

But I need their descriptions as well. I'm lazy & I don't want to have to look all of them up.

XXX, will you please list all of their descriptions please :|

[XXX]

Where is Vanna White when I need her....I'm sorry FBG, but that list is 2 long 4 me 2 post.

Besides this is a live action internet Game Show not MATH 101, Vote for whatever couple you would like 2 see and leave the rest 2 me.

[mistyblui]

hey you only gave me one "eye".!!.it is mistyblui..you have me walking around here like a syclops.!!. <~~~~ is that spelled right.??.think of the things my on line wife will be able to sitting beside me cause i cant see her.lol....just having a little fun with this..no apologies nessary...good luck to us all...

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

Updated List


butches

RockStar
T1gger367
Mistyblue
Traveler
BullDog
BadAssBoi
SoftButch77
Tman
Leswithalily
Pumpnbutch
Butchbiscuit
Jasson

femmes

Eve
FemmeBabyGrrl
DelicousnDenver
Redgypsie80
Tori
MislisaBell
MsMissy
Tmbyfem
FemmeDyke
Peaches
Txbelle
Girlina
Annie
Deedarino
Uwant2lala

Need 3 more butches. Offroad perhaps would like to join?

[offroadbutch]

MistyBlu....how could we forget yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

MistyBlui with one "eye"....aarrgghh my matey...sorry, was having too much fun with that one.

[mistyblui]

no harm done offroad..as long as i made it on the list..

[offroadbutch]

You are on the list....HOWEVER....I am not....

[MsMissy]

I think we should all vote to add ORB to the list!

[offroadbutch]

I will protest....HAHAHAHA!

Besides Im here for entertainment purposes....

[tmbyfem]

ORB you're such a tease!! :P
You just want the femms to tie you up, yep that's it...
*getting my ropes*
LOL

[offroadbutch]

not THAT kind of entertainment...LOL

that's saved for someone else that's NOT on here...hehehehe.

[tori]

man, if this ends the way those games of musical chairs used to end when i was a kid, i'm just going to cry ...

[Eve]

I love how XXX just FORGOT to put me on the list!

If I were the poutin' type I'd withdraw in protest.

Fortunately, I'm a terrible pouter. Can't work that.

So, I'll just stomp my foot and pout for a minute. Ready? Here goes:

:: stomp ::

I can't believe you FORGOT me! I feel so hurt! I feel so rejected! I feel so utterly unimportant! (Didja like that alliteration?)

:: pout ::

OK, I'm done now.

Thank Stella for SOMEBODY remembering me! ;)

~Eve (forgotten, thy name is)

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by tori
man, if this ends the way those games of musical chairs used to end when i was a kid, i'm just going to cry ...

Me too:'(

[FemmeDyke]

Staying positive

:s

[Jasson]

Eve, (aww look at you pouting) MsMissy, FBG made a new list...you are both on it
Now, stop crying and go to your rooms
:s (b) :| :P ;)

[offroadbutch]

Oh you femmes....keep your head up and think positive!! There's only two that wont be matched up so far.....and Ive already voted....and just because youre playing doesnt mean you cant vote...so get to it ladies!!!

[Eve]

Sending me to my rooms? Harumph!

:: stompin' off to her room ::

~Eve (kiss kiss to Jasson, and check the Galleries for the new "Bunny Pic" in about 10 minutes)

[offroadbutch]

Oh Eve...you dont have to go to YOUR room...you can go to Jasson's room, or Traveler's room, or...oh, did I go too far??

[Jasson]

ORB! Go to your room Mister! lol, Eve, no....NOOOOooooo not the new bunny pics..... oh god.
Jasson (don't let this change your votes)(a)