Married by US on Butch-femme.com

[offroadbutch]

Unfortunately I AM in my room....LOL! I loved being grounded cause I had a TV, the Nintendo, my stereo, books...everything I needed in my room....then my parents wised up and sent me to THEIR room...hahahaha!

[MsMissy]

I have PM'd my votes to Pimp Daddieo and am now going to rest up and make myself beautiful for tonight's festivities!(k)

[offroadbutch]

You go MsMissy! Is the cat out of the violin case yet??

[MsMissy]

Yes, Ryan was very upset about the cat in the case, she had to get the dust buster out and vacuum it! She can't clean house but she can dustbuster her violin case! Kids, hmmph.:@

[offroadbutch]

Kids will be kids....ok, so we still need 2 more butches...NOT ME...to join the fun here!! And remember, if you havent voted...vote now while there's still time!!

I say that whoever doesnt get picked this round, moves up to the second round.

[SmoothButch]

Hey, is it to late for meeeeee?


I'm in if i'm not late


- Smooth

[MsMissy]

hey Smooth, you have to use three words to describe yourself and three words to describe your ideal match. And, don't forget to vote by PMing Our MC Pimp Daddieo, XXX.

[offroadbutch]

Jump on in Smooth....just need that list from ya....I guess Im doing the MCing if no one has any objections??

[XXX]

And our luckly couples are…

Drum roll, please.

MS Missy and MistyBlui
UWant2lala and Tman
FemmeBabyGrrl and Leswithalily
Peaches and ButchBisuit
Txbelle and Bulldog
FemmeDyke and Jasson
Mslisabell and Vampy
Tmbyfem and Softbutch77
Girlina and RockStar
Tori-T1gger367
Annie and SmoothButch
Delicousndenver –BassAssBoi

And our Poly Marriage 4 lack of butches is
Redqypsie80-Pumpnbutch-and Deedarino

And last , but not least Sib’s very own Traveler and Eve and
Why you ask..cuz us in SIBS like 2 keep it in the family.

YES you asked 4 it, we voted, and now our happy couples can
Celebrate their honeymoons.

These matches were based on our most popular votes, payoffs, and ya all begging .

Married by Us on Butch-femme.com can't be responible for broke hearts, but since it's honeymoon time we will be filming each and every1 of our lovely couple for my own personal entertainment.

You can now kiss yr brides.

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by offroadbutch
I guess Im doing the MCing if no one has any objections??
Better check w/ XXX since it's hys thread but I'll bet hy's so busy tallying the votes your help would be appreciated

[offroadbutch]

And there we have the lucky couples!!!

WOO HOO!!!!

[SmoothButch]

Well, damn......lmao

Does this mean I'm married.......

that was fast!!!!!!!!

oh well, that was fun

Who's my wife again......?

- Smooth

[tori]

lay it on me, tigger ;)

[MsMissy]

Where are we going on our honeymoon, dear?!(k)


Here's to us!(d)

[traveler]

Holy Shmoly, batman! All that mo...uhh, wooing paid off!

Hmmm...thinking about the honeymoon...

[Eve]

What?! You set my Gee up with SOMEONE ELSE?!

Ahh well, I hope she (sob) finds joy (sob) in the arms of (sob) another. RockStar, if yer not good to my Gee I'ma gonna get Amazonian on ya!

:: shakin' my finger school mistress style at RockStar ::

At least I was lucky enough to be matched up with Traveler! Wahoo! It's perfect, hy's smart and funny and ... oh, right, located on the OTHER coast. Not only that, I have a sneaking suspicion there was MONEY changing hands. SIBS aren't above bribery, or so I've heard! I feel so cheap. I feel so dirty.

I'm kinda likin' it! ;)

So, if this is the honeymoon, do I get to go to my room again? Seeing as how it's locationally impossible for me to go to Traveler's room, I'll just have to take care of my OWN honeymoon bliss. Fortunately, being a Spinster, I'm quite good at that. HA!

~Eve (Still a Spinster, dammit!)

[girlina]

:|

When did I get added back to the list? Didn't I take myself off of it?

Oh geeze! Rockstar? Drink? (d)

[offroadbutch]

OK yall....I can get some rooms for cheap out here in Vegas....and maybe have an Elvis marry ya too....

(8)Here comes the brides... (8)

[MsMissy]

I have dreamed my whole life about being married by Elvis!

[tmbyfem]

*blowing kisses to SB77*
:$

[mslisabell]

Vampy and I would like to thank all our MC's and everyone on this thread for the fun and the romance we've found. Did someone say honeymoon? Whoo Hoo!

Hugs and Love,
Vampy and Ms... (k)

[SmoothButch]

Still looking for my wife..............

think she left me already.......

OK, when's the divorce court thread begin?

LOL

- Smooth

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

Not that I'm complaining. I'm just curious how we got paired up the way that we did.

Cause leswithalilly didn't post any qualities in this thread except, "mind if I join?"

[MsMissy]

Wasn't that 3 words? OH, sorry that was 4! ;)

[uwant2lala]

Now ... This couldn't have been rigged or anything could it? lol No chance that the reason I was paired up with Tman is because hy's litterally on hys way here now? lol What that boi will do for ice cream! lol

LaLa
(wonders if that makes tonight the honeymoon .. woo hoo)

(k)

[traveler]

Well, my Eve has a point there. And i wasn't exactly planning a trip to the other coast really soon either. Damn! Must be a universal rule or something.

Girlina, if you live closer you can celebrate my honeymoon with Eve. The one condition is you must take pics and upload them. Make sure they show both of your cleavages!

Eve, honey, money did change hands, but only because you were so incredibly hot i had to make sure you became mine, even if in name only! <insert evil laughter>

[traveler]

Wasn't that 3 words? OH, sorry that was 4! You are so f***ing funny! ROFLMAO!

[girlina]

I'm on the same damn coast as you! Far, far away from my darling Eve! :'(

*going to my room now to cry*

[rockstar]

i scored big time!!!! girly, we're a match made in heaven!!! sorry i wasn't present for the formalities...but alas, i was ....well you know, up to no good! but honey....i will take you SHOPPING!. giddy up!

rs (d)

[MsMissy]

Drinks for everyone!(b) (d) (b) (d) (b) (d)

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by girlina
I'm on the same damn coast as you! Far, far away from my darling Eve! :'(

*going to my room now to cry*

(u) Me thinks Girlina & Traveller should console each other ;)

[girlina]

OoooOOOooOOOooo.... for what?

Will you make me a tiki bar in the basement of our love nest?

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by rockstar
i scored big time!!!! girly, we're a match made in heaven!!! sorry i wasn't present for the formalities...but alas, i was ....well you know, up to no good! but honey....i will take you SHOPPING!. giddy up!

rs (d)

Girlina HOW could you be so sad!?!?! RockStar wants to go SHOPPING!!!

*sigh* still haven't heard from my hubby (u)

[MsMissy]

Where is my butch?! <cracking my rainbow handled flogger>:@

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by girlina
OoooOOOooOOOooo.... for what?

Will you make me a tiki bar in the basement of our love nest?

ROTLMAO!! Rockstar you know how to get a grrls attention don't you!
*getting whiplash from Gee*

[offroadbutch]

after the honneymoon...there's a decorating party too!

[girlina]

*throwing the ballots into the trash*

Everyone, let's forget all this marriage stuff and just have an insane polyamorous love thang!

I'll play bartender and Rockstar can be the guinea pig for my concoctions!

Tmbyfem, come on over and try out the new tiki bar with us!

Enough of this marriage nonsense! Everyone come on over and get tanked! Wear your best tiki wear!

(d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d)

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

*Grabbin a (d) & ploppin down on the nearest couch*

[traveler]

Originally posted by tmbyfem
(u) Me thinks Girlina & Traveller should console each other ;) Hmmm...now this IS an idea!

Come here, Girlina. Since Eve raves about you so much i must taste the apple.

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by SmoothButch
Still looking for my wife..............

think she left me already.......

OK, when's the divorce court thread begin?

LOL

- Smooth

Smooth honey I'm wondering if I've been dumped too. :'( Let's run off together & follow Conrete Blonde arond the USA. We'll have a rock-n-roll honymoon...
(8)"I've been east, I've been west, I've been north, I've been south, I feel UR arms, I hear UR voice, I feel UR hands, I kiss UR mouth.." (8)

[MsMissy]

Pour me a drink, Girlina. I have been dumped at the altar! :'( (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d)

[SmoothButch]

laffs, *hell yea, *hoping in my truck*...........I'll follow Johnette around anywhere.......*...



*grabbing my CB CD*....

vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

- Smooth

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by girlina
*throwing the ballots into the trash*

Everyone, let's forget all this marriage stuff and just have an insane polyamorous love thang!

I'll play bartender and Rockstar can be the guinea pig for my concoctions!

Tmbyfem, come on over and try out the new tiki bar with us!

Enough of this marriage nonsense! Everyone come on over and get tanked! Wear your best tiki wear!

(d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d)

Girlina what a fine plan

*grabs my grass skirt & runs on over*

does this mean we're gonna get lei'd? ;)
(d)

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by SmoothButch
laffs, *hell yea, *hoping in my truck*...........I'll follow Johnette around anywhere.......*...

*grabbing my CB CD*....

vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

- Smooth

(h)
Drive on over to RockStar & Girlina's tikki bar (d)
Get there by train, plane, boat or car
Wear your most colorful hawaiian shirt
To dance w/ femmes in swinging grass skirts
The music will be pumping (8)
The house will be jumping :D
We'll all get off with a bang (i)
From an insane polyamorous love thang! :P

[SmoothButch]

LOL......

- Smooth

[deedarino]

I dont want to be a poly.....i might have to scratch someones eyes out. Did I say I dont share too well???

I need another drink.....make it a shot of tequilla with a beer back, this is gonna be a helluva wedding night!!!

[deedarino]

BTW.....

I have lotsa dollars for the half time show!!!

[butchbiscuit]

(k) to my Peaches...
c'mon let's get outta here i prefer private parties... ;)

That was fun, thanks XXX for putting it all together...

bb

[tmbyfem]

I understand how ya feel, really I do
See I'd perfer to be married too
I haven't heard from my huddy dear
Perhaps I scared hym off I fear
So I'm off the console myself @ the tikki bar
Thanks to the happy union of Girlina and RockStar

[FemmeDyke]

JASSSSOONNN *Grinnning*

[FemmeDyke]

Wanna grab my garter belt off with you teeth?? *coy femme smile*

[Jasson]

Wow, I'm a lucky boi!!! A Toast to my lovely bride (where ever she may be right now) (k) (k) (k) and I will give her the respect of giving her time to get used to me (since this was an arranged marriage)
Thank you America for your votes. I'm embarrassed that I don't have a ring yet, so I have to go.....
Jasson (running out the door):$

[FemmeDyke]

Not to be materialistic.. but I really like Platinum and umm.. a half a carat will do sufficiently *smiling*


Just teasing.. one of the bubble gum rings will do just fine.. as long as my partner will sing me to sleep at night *swoon*

[Jasson]

Cracker Jacks don't have good prizes anymore, damn, and the sales girl at the Diamond exchange kept staring at my teeth( I think a piece of garter belt was stuck in there ) . Until my next check comes I can at the very least sing you a song anytime you like.
Jasson (a)

[tori]

my butch seems to have run away, as well ...

maybe my avatar is too forward?

[FemmeDyke]

Nooooo I LOVE your avatar!!! *Muah* Little One *smiling* if your Butch runs away it is hys LOSS!!

Ciao Bella ~

[tori]

ok, avatar stays, and it is hys loss, but i'm still taking a hot water bottle to bed tonight to keep warm, so all is not right in the world

[svairini]

if it's a polyamorous love thang, count ME in too! maybe this should be a separate thread ... ;)

[offroadbutch]

Ok...dinner is over now (the chicken came out excelent BTW) and now its time to the half time show....ladies and gents, I bring you....MMMEEEE!!!! LOL!

Here's one for the lovely Femmes in the house!!!

(8) (8) Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.

Well she's never in the way
Something always nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.

She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.

Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her.
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her
Help me build a mansion from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey.
Well she knows what I'm about,
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy,
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.

She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.
Talkin' about that little lady and the lady is mine.

Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady
Listen to me baby, She's a Lady
Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine

Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady
Talkin about this little lady
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the lady is mine

Yeah yeah She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine. (8) (8)

[MsMissy]

Fanning myself and throwing my panties at the stage.



ORB, ORB, ORB, ORB!!!!!!!!!:P

[mslisabell]

Lighting the lighter and holding it high!!!!!!!

Go Go Go!!!!!!!

Hugs,
Lisa (k)

PS - Honeymoon is next weekend for me!!!!!!!! Whoo Ha!!!!!!!

[offroadbutch]

Yall can throw whatever you want...just no food.

*holds a sign*
DO NOT FEED ANIMAL!

[tori]

bravo! bravissimo!

*tries to throw her panties*
*remembers she doesn't wear panties*

[tmbyfem]

(d) been drinking & consoling MsMissy & Tori (d)

*looks up @ the sound of music, sees ORB dancin*

:[ look @ them hips shimmy:[

grab ur money grrls!

*stuffs some $$$ in hyr shorts*

(d)

LMAO!!

Congats to the happy unions!!!

Off to bed for me, still a spinster I shall be
Eve is there room for one more sistah
to join the brotherhood of spinster?

[deedarino]

*Wavin the dollars!!!!!* Woooohoooo!!!


(and not feeling sorry for myself cuz i was left at the altar...)

[XXX]

Yes I am now host 4 the wildest honeymoon nite in Las Vegas.

There will be DragKing Elvises, strippers, open bar with sexy bartenders, drunk heartbroken femmes and butches wanting sex, kinky newly weds, hiden camras, condom, sextoys, whips, chains, whipcream...you name it.

All contestants are invited into the VIP Champaign room!!!

and yes there will be sex in the Champaign room.

[offroadbutch]

But wait...there's more!!!!

(8) (8)How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)

Gett off (Gett off)

1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (Gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (Gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"

Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper

(Kick it)

(Gett off)

(Gett off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (Gett off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served (Gett off)
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long (Gett off)
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off (8) (8)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deedarino]

Yeah baby....sex and champ....and......uh oh...tequilla :$

[FemmeDyke]

Jasson & I put our wedding pictures up in the Gallery ~ how 'bout some props?? *grinning* Umm.. I wish that they could have been together.. instead of seperate?? LOL

[MsMissy]

Whoo HOOOOOOO! Ripping the rest of my clothes off and stuffing all my money, my checkbook and my credit cards down ORB's pants!(6)

I think I need another drink! Oh, Pimp Daddieo, may I please have a couple of bottle of champagne? Hold the condoms, I am allergic to latex.(d) (d) (d)

[Jasson]

I have already thought of this, and I'm working on it sweetie.
J

[offroadbutch]

Hey...who said I was wearin PANTS!!!

(8) (8)I wanna see your pussy
Everybody says it's nice
Can I can and come and visit?
I'll be at your house tonight


They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kind of pussy is a crime
You say you're pussy's clever and so slick
But I think your pussy's kind of sick


I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me


I want to bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean


I bring my pussy everywhere I go (m-hmm)
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say that your pussy really clever and slick
But I think your pussy's really thick


I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me


She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over around dinner time


My pussy is the hippest thing around (that's right)
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty think (me-ow baby)


I wanna see your pussy, show it to me
Let me see your pussy, show it to me
Show me your pussy, show it to me
I want to see your pussy, show it to me (8) (8)

Dang I love that song......hehehehe

[MsMissy]

You are a beautiful bride, Femmedyke. Congratulations.


Cheers! (d)

[MsMissy]

Well, ORB, since you're not wearing pants, who has my money, my checkbook and my credit cards?

[Peaches]

*Running off with ButchBuscuit for a night of passion*

[Redgypsie80]

*kisses ORB on the cheek* ORB...was that for me...I'm so sorry I missed it...I swear that is my all time favorite Prince song...


(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

I am wearing my boxer briefs though....can ya get me another Corona with a lime please.....

(8) (8)I was born long ago
I am the chosen I'm the one
I have come to save the day
And I won't leave until I'm done
So that's why you've got to try
You got to breath and have some fun
Though I'm not paid I play this game
And I won't stop until I'm done


But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know


I don't know why we always cry
This we must leave and get undone
We must engage and rearrange
And turn this planet back to one
So tell me why we got to die
And kill each other one by one
We've got to love and rub-a-dub
We've got to dance and be in love


But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know
Are you gonna go my way? (8) (8)

ok, ok...the request line is now OPEN!!

PM me with the song and dedication...either on here or Yahoo (Yahoo ID is on my profile)

[offroadbutch]

Originally posted by Redgypsie80
*kisses ORB on the cheek* ORB...was that for me...I'm so sorry I missed it...I swear that is my all time favorite Prince song...


(k) Red

Just for you hun....

(8) (8) Puss… pussy (Control man)
(Here come the drums)

Uh, yeah
Uh

Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen
Boys and motherfuckin' girls
This is your captain with no name speakin'
And I'm here 2 rock your world
With a tale that will soon be classic
About a woman U already know
No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain
Pussy Control

CHORUS:
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
(Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control)
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
(Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control)

Our story begins in a schoolyard
A little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket
Just school books 4 the fight she would be in
One day over this hoodie
She got beat 4 some clothes and a rep
With her chin up, she scolded "All y'all's molded
When I'm rich, on your neck I will step"
And step she did 2 the straight A's
Then college, a master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work 4 free?
No! Why?
So what if my sisters are triflin'?
They just don't know
She said "Mama didn't tell'em what she told me
'Girl, U need Pussy Control'"

CHORUS

Verse 2
Pussy got bank in her pockets
Before she got dick in her drawers
If brother didn't have good 'n' plenty of his own
In love Pussy never did fall
And this fool named Trick wanna stick her
Uh, talkin' more shit than a bitch
'Bout how he gonna make Pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said "Nigga, U crazy if U don't know
Every woman in the world ain't a freak (Pussy)
U can go platinum 4 times
Still couldn't make what I make in a week (Pussy)
So push up on somebody that wanna hear that
Cuz this somebody here don't wanna know (Pussy)
Boy, U better act like U understand
When U roll with Pussy Control"

CHORUS

Breakdown
(Pussy) {x4}

With one more verse 2 the story
I need another piece of your ear
I wanna hip U all 2 the reason
I'm known as the Player of the Year
Cuz I met this girl named Pussy
At the club - International Balls (Pussy)
She was rollin' 4-deep
3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl drivin' a Hog
I pulled up right beside her
And my electric top went down (Pussy)
I said "Motherfucker, I know your reputation
And I'm astounded that U're here
I fear U're lonely and U want 2 know (Pussy)
A 12 o'clock straight up nigga
That don't give a shit that U're Pussy Control
Well I'm that nigga, at least I wanna be
But it's gonna be hard as hell (Pussy)
2 keep my mind off a body
That would make every rich man want 2 sell, sell, sell
Can I tell U what I'm thinkin' that U already know?
U need a motherfucker that respects your name"
Now say it, Pussy Control

CHORUS

And the moral of this motherfucker is
Ladies, make'em act like they know
U are, was, and always will be Pussy Control

Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
(Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control)

Peace and be wild
Say what, huh?
Oh no, don't U think about callin' her a ho
U juvenile delinquent
Best sit your ass down
Talkin' about Pussy Control
(Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control)
Huh, can U dig it?

Aaah, Pussy Control, oh

(Pussy, Pussy, Pussy, Pussy Control, oh) (8) (8)

Red...private show later ;)

[MsMissy]

Here's your corona with lime, as requested.(b)

[FemmeDyke]

Yay!! I love it!! This was soooo much fun ~ and I must be a complete dork!!! Ahhahah MsMissy *muah* I'm thinkin it was fate you were left @ the altar... ORB ahem!! I LOVE THAT SONG!! *climbin outta my weddin dress and strippin* Woops ~ one two many glasses of wine !!

[FemmeDyke]

MsMissy ~ that sounded really bad.. lol ~ I was on one thought and then I jumped to another... I was MEANING that this gives the Right Butch the opportunity to claim your hand!!


DADDIEO!!

Thank you for the thread.. I haven't smiled so much in awhile!!

(k)

[MsMissy]

Let's toast XXX, the best Pimp Daddieo a femme could have.

(d) (k) (d)

[offroadbutch]

Heres one from mslisabell and her lovely butch hubby.....

(8) (8) You make me feel like a sticky pistil
Leaning into a stamen
You make me feel like a mister sunshine
Himself
You make me feel like splendor in the grass
While we're rollin'
Damn skippy baby
You make me feel like the Amazon's runnin' between
My thighs


You make me feel love, love, love, love, love love, love, love, love, love
You make me feel love, love, love, love, love love, love, love, love


You make me feel like a candy apple
Red and horny
You make me feel like I wanna be a dumb blonde
In a centerfold, the girl next door
And I would open the door and
I'd be all wet
With my tits soaking through this tiny felt t-shirt
That I'm wearing
And you would open the door and tie
Me up to the bed


You make me feel love, love, love, love, love love, love, love, love, love
You make me feel love, love, love, love, love love, love, love, love


Lover, but I don't know who I am
Am I Barry White? Am I Isis?
Lover, I'm laced with your unconscious
Oh baby babe babe baby
I will be your Desdemona all night


Take your time


You make me feel Ahaa
You make me feel WooWoo baby
You make me feel Ahaa mmm
You make me feel loved (8) (8)

Hey watch it!! Im not playing with my ORGAN here....but I am a pianist...LOL!

[mslisabell]

Another Corona with Lime for the Music!!!!!! Whoo Hoo!!!!!(b) (b) (b)

[mslisabell]

To my now favorite Pimp Daddieo for the wonderful marriage that has been arranged for Vampy and me...To XXX!!!!!!! (d)

[offroadbutch]

Got another one from MsMissy for MistyBlui.....

(8) (8)HER: They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow
HIM: Well I don't know if all that's true 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

HER: They say our love won't pay the rent Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
HIM: I guess that's so, we don't have a pot But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

HIM: I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
HER: And when I'm sad, you're a clown And if I get scared, you're always around
HER: So let them say your hair's too long 'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
HIM: Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

HIM: I got you to hold my hand
HER: I got you to understand
HIM: I got you to walk with me
HER: I got you to talk with me
HIM: Igot you to kiss goodnight
HER: I got you to hold me tight
HIM: I got you, I won't let go
HER: I got you to love me so

BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe (8) (8)

still listening to Prince....cause Im a SEXY MF!!!!!

[MsMissy]

Have another corona and lime on me! (b)

I love singing that song for karaoke!(8) (8) (8)

[offroadbutch]

C'mon!! I need more requests or Im just going to do random songs.....

(8) (8) Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else.

Would you please forgive me (8) (8)

Remember...you can tune a pinao but you can't tune a fish....HAHAHAHA!!!

[FemmeDyke]

Cheers to The "Original" Pimp Daddi *hiccup* I'm enjoying my wedding night all by myself w/ a big bottle of Merlot .. Would like to hear a sexxxy song so I can sway my hips round' *grinning*

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) For the wonderful Tread


Thanks XXX

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by FemmeDyke
Cheers to The "Original" Pimp Daddi *hiccup* I'm enjoying my wedding night all by myself w/ a big bottle of Merlot .. Would like to hear a sexxxy song so I can sway my hips round' *grinning*

(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) For the wonderful Tread


Thanks XXX

I would like butter and grape jelly on mine please. I love toast. Nothing like toast and champagne. (d)

[rockstar]

please come a knockin!!!!!! girlina is me ol' lady!!! drink and song and loose girrrrlz...what more could a guy want! got my cabanna clothes on and am sippin a boat drink!;) will someone please dance for me???

rs (d) who is very easy to please btw!

[MsMissy]

I will dance for you Rockstar. That is if Girlina does not mind. And, I am a lot closer to you than she is! I can do that drive in less than 8 hours, considering I just did half in 4.

[FemmeDyke]

MsMissy ~ Since I'm all domestic now ~ I'll be right up with your toast!! LOL

[XXX]

That's Great I'm down w/P.O.P.lol

..a round of Consience Killers for every1.

The party must go on.

and a toast 2 OffRoad 4 being our sex crazied DJ.

and 2 cyber love--may every1 share the specail kinda the Love I've found right here on B-f.com.

...Lets spin alittle back that ass up 4 the honeys. Cuz we ain't stopping till 6 in the mourn.

[offroadbutch]

Ok yall.....singing is over....go on to your honeymoon!!!

I'll be the good wedding singer and clean up the empty bottles of Corona....

Elvis has left the building.

Night all!

[MsMissy]

A toast to the domesticated Femmedyke for getting the toast! (k) (d)

[softbutch77]

Alas, my sweet Tomboy Femme.. my apologies for not making it to the altar on time.. The night is young and perhaps we still have some time to consumate this arranged marriage. Am I forgiven?

[Jasson]

I think you're in big trouble dude.:'( :s

[softbutch77]

It's all good I've spoken with her. Doesn't matter much though since I'm gonna marry femmedyke the one you got picked to be with. ;)

[offroadbutch]

Softbutch77....you may need to do better than that.

[softbutch77]

I was working. Geesh!! I am sorry. I said I was sorry. I think she's ok with it. I really think she is. What song? I didn't see no song.

[tmbyfem]

until you made that last comment...


Originally posted by softbutch77
It's all good I've spoken with her. Doesn't matter much though since I'm gonna marry femmedyke the one you got picked to be with. ;)

(u) geez sweet talk a fem w/ PM's & then dump me for another in public... :'( :'(

[softbutch77]

Well that my dear was an accident since I thought you were offline. We can go to counceling and work this out right?

[tmbyfem]

really hun? *sniff* you really wanna work this out??
awww baby UR sweet
(l)

[softbutch77]

Wanna go to bed and talk about it?

[FemmeDyke]

Really not enjoying my name being thrown into this ~ Totally don't enjoy Drama in the real world, most definately don't want it spilling through on my PC..

TmbyFemme ~ You deserve soo much better *grinning*

Post Script: Really had a great time on this Thread until just now.

[tmbyfem]

maybe, MAYBE we can work it out...
*arms crossed, tapping foot*
*relenting a little* Oh SB77...
Let's go snuggle & whisper sweet nothings to each other. After all this IS an arranged marriage & not to burst you bubble, but I was hoping for someone else too. I just wouldn't have said so in public. I respect my butch too much to put them on the spot like that.

And as far as that last comment goes, you'll just have to make it up to me somehow (sapphires are good)

*closes the drapes for privacy*

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by FemmeDyke [
TmbyFemme ~ You deserve soo much better *grinning*
[/I] [/B]
ty sweetie...

[offroadbutch]

Originally posted by softbutch77
What song? I didn't see no song.

Sorry...that was a mistake and I edited it out....there was no song...Im sooooo tired but cant sleep *sigh*...missing someone.

[softbutch77]

Ok let's go snuggle and I'll make it up to you. And femmedyke you are funny. Deserve's better. This is as good as it get's. There is no better!

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by softbutch77
Ok let's go snuggle and I'll make it up to you. And femmedyke you are funny. Deserve's better. This is as good as it get's. There is no better!
we shall see now won't we??
*Fluffs up the pillows & turns down the comforter* (k) (k)

[softbutch77]

Yes ma'm I guess we will. You won't be disappointed. Promise!

[Jasson]

Next reality show please???!!!

[softbutch77]

How about divorce court??? Not that I want one but some people might.

[offroadbutch]

Divorce Court isnt that much of a reality show....but I think that there should be a second round......hehehehe

[softbutch77]

Yeah I think a second round would be fun. I think somebody who doesn't want me to mention her name again actually wants me. lol I'm going to bed before she reads this and i get in trouble.

[rockstar]

stay at the tiki bar where you are loved and appreciated;) we'll get juiced and sing songs

offroadbutch....i dig the alcohol song...maybe too much

now where is that sweet wife of mine????? did she go out for ice???

rs (d)

[FemmeDyke]

Mmmhmm, Anyone else see my Honeymoon Pictures in the Gallery?? Sooo handsome.. and soo all mine

[Jasson]

Only the best for you Baby. xo

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by softbutch77
How about divorce court??? Not that I want one but some people might.

Yea like ME! (u)
geez leave the room to get candles for our honeymoon suite & you talk about ..."I think somebody who doesn't want me to mention her name again actually wants me. lol I'm going to bed before she reads this and i get in trouble."
OOPS too late!! :@ You idjit, you got terminal foot-in-mouth disease!?!?!

I am too FINE of a femm to be treated like this! :'(

Aww Rockstar bless your little tattoed heart. Pour me a strong one will ya sweets? Sure I'll sing. Not very well, but what I lack in talent I can make up for in enthusasim. :s

[tori]

well, my betrothed never showed ... so i'm still on the market :)

you west coast folks certainly kept this place hopping all night, the tiki bar is a mess!

*brews some french roast and waits for the layabeds to rise*

[mistyblui]

sorry about lastnight..didnt mean to leave you crying at the alter..i had to work so i could buy all that "sparkley stuff" you like so much..can we kiss and make up then go to your room.??.promise i will be good for you..happily ever after.??.

[TxBelle]

I seem to have been left at the altar as well...is the tiki bar still open? Bulldog, we had such a bright future together....oh that's right, you just wanted Eve.....sigh. Tequila please. K-

[Redgypsie80]

Since I'm really not into the Poly Marriage thing...I'm taking the dancer home with me!!! LOL...come on ORB...I want a private show!! *giggle*

(k) Red

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by mistyblui
sorry about lastnight..didnt mean to leave you crying at the alter..i had to work so i could buy all that "sparkley stuff" you like so much..can we kiss and make up then go to your room.??.promise i will be good for you..happily ever after.??.

All is forgive, sigh.........OK, let's go to our room!(6)

[girlina]

I'm back with more ice!

Who's ready for another drink? I know it may seem somewhat early for that, but hey, it's happy hour somewhere in the world!

(d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d)

Rockstar honey, we may have to spend out honeymoon at Betty Ford...

[Vampy]

Just got home from work..Had to leave yesterday before annoucements of the couples... Thanks for pairing mslisabell and I. WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

Come on woman to the bedroom its time for your wifely duties (6) (6) (6) (6)

HAHAHA

Heres to a great honeymoon(d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d)


*pulls mslisabell close and kisses her with such passion that we both break out in a sweat and can't wait to get things going*

[MsMissy]

Oh, my head....I think I will have a drink Girlina, thank you.


Ummm, ORB, can I have my checkbook and credit cards back?! :$

[bull dog]

Txbelle, my apologies. I seem to be a little slow on the uptake as to what I'm actually supposed to do in this thread. If you like tequila, then we certainly have a bright future!!!

A toast to the lovely Txbelle!

bull dog

[XXX]

There will 2 a sec casting and voting 4 the new series -that is in time 4 Summer Movie..

New singles and returning unhappy divored couples form the orgainal game allowed 2 play...but till then Happy HoneyMoons remember I can't divorce you untill you consumate the marriage.

However if you do ask 4 a divorce know this I am giving everthing the house, the kids, the car 2 the femmes nomatter what is happening between you 2.---I am Femme baises after all.

Oh and 1 last request I want detailed behind the sences info ..tell yr story of what our camras didn't catch.

[Redgypsie80]

XXX,

I still have not yet seen my hubby (no consumating here) thus I am asking for an annulment...so that I can run off with ORB to Vegas and elope!!!



(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

*waiting for Red to check in the hotel room so I can put up the ladder to her window*

[Redgypsie80]

ORB...I'm on my way sweetie...get on your tux...and meet me at the chapel...*giggle* we'll be at the hotel in no time....





(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

I got my tux, the white horse, and everything set up at Red Rock...wearing a smile too! But later, will bo ONLY wearing a smile! (6)

[TmanSpenc]

Originally posted by uwant2lala
Now ... This couldn't have been rigged or anything could it? lol No chance that the reason I was paired up with Tman is because hy's litterally on hys way here now? lol What that boi will do for ice cream! lol

LaLa
(wonders if that makes tonight the honeymoon .. woo hoo)

(k)

Well, I can say there was no bribery or underhanded treachery on MY part... ;)

Tman

[Redgypsie80]

ORB,

Oh and how I love that smile....

(k) Red

[offroadbutch]

hehehehe.....now ya got me blushing....

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by XXX
New singles and returning unhappy divored couples form the orgainal game allowed 2 play...but till then Happy HoneyMoons remember I can't divorce you untill you consumate the marriage.


XXX if i can't get a divorce then I want an annulment! No hard feelings SB77 but your heart seems to beat for another...

Ohh my aching head :s now I remember why I don't like getting drunk. Buzzed yes, drunk no...
*sipping some tea (c)*
Thanks for letting me crash @ the tikki bar RS & Gee...

(k) (k) (k) XXX thanks for the fun thread I haven't laughed so hard in ages!! You can bet I'll play again (y) hopeless romantic that I am (l)

[offroadbutch]

MsMissy....ya can have the credit cards and checks back....but the cash...well, I had to pay some bills this morning....LOL!

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by offroadbutch
MsMissy....ya can have the credit cards and checks back....but the cash...well, I had to pay some bills this morning....LOL!

The cash is all yours honey, and well worth it! ;)

Thank you for a wonderful evening.(k)

[TxBelle]

Hey Bull dog;

We may have a future yet. I like good tequila....I am a tequila snob. Toasting my beauty is certainly a good start!

Ok, XXX, my faith in your system has been restored!

*riding off into the sunset with Bull dog, or at least to the nearest bar!* K-

[bull dog]

Txbelle, I certainly do like tequila. Just ask my friends here in Portland! Yes, we will have to hit all the cyberspace bars here on the forum, and perhaps if you are ever in the PNW or I in Austin, we can raise our shots in real life.

cheers,
bull dog

[offroadbutch]

(8) (8) Wastin' away in Margaritaville
searchin' for my lost shaker of salt (8) (8)

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
lay it on me, tigger ;)

Well, hello there my new beautiful femme (with attitude) wife (k)

Where are we going on our honeymoon?(h)


(f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f)

I will always defer to the choosing of the femme in matters of that nature!

[TxBelle]

ORB, salt goes on the chips, NOT on the drinks!

Bulldog, ok, you're on for tequila whenever, if ever.K-

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
ok, avatar stays, and it is hys loss, but i'm still taking a hot water bottle to bed tonight to keep warm, so all is not right in the world

I'm very very sorry my wife.......I had to work all night and didn't get to sleep until 8 am......I just found out the results.....I didn't stand you up honest....

Forgive me????? (a) :$

[bull dog]

OK Txbelle, anytime you are in the mood for tequila- cyberspace or real- just let me know. Drinks are on me.

bull dog

[TxBelle]

Congrats XXX!! You have set up at least one happy couple! Bulldog and I have tequila in common, and we are getting along beautifully, so far. May all your matches find the happiness we have...coourse there are just a few teensy obsticles...geography, time zones, climate, to name a few, but otherwise it's great! Thanks, K-

[offroadbutch]

Originally posted by TxBelle
ORB, salt goes on the chips, NOT on the drinks!

Salt goes on the rim of the maragrita glass....also in some Mexican beers with lime....YUMMY!!!!

[TxBelle]

ORB; I guess ya can't hurt,(or help) ,the tase of beer, no matter what, so salt away. As for me, margarita, rocks, no salt! Guess I'll stay drinking with Bull dog....K-

[offroadbutch]

Girl...I'll drink anything!!! Except Malibu rum....allergic to coconut. I know its bad, but ya only live once and I drink responsibly!

I also make a bunch of mixed drinks too, but dont ask me what's in it....famous last words at my parties..."Here, try this....trust me!"...10 minutes later, we cant remember anything!

[bull dog]

Txbelle, I also drink margaritas on the rocks, mine with salt. I will of course remember to order yours sans salt, and you must let me know your favorite tequilas. What about lime twists??? Do you fancy those?

I too want to chime in and compliment XXX on your fine match making abilities. Who knew??? I'm sure Txbelle and I will continue to get along splendily... what with our mutual love of tequila and all...

Ironically enough Txbelle, I was seriously considering a move to Austin about a year ago. However, I settled on Portland- a very fine choice for me. In addition to my love of tequila, I also really dig the fine microbrews, good coffee, and independent bookstores Portland has to offer. Then there's the Blues Fest, the rivers and mountains... I could go on and on. And best of all, I have a wonderful circle of friends- the first time I've ever had a real life b-f family! So the dawg's pretty happy here in Portland.

Raising another toast to Txbelle!

bull dog

[tori]

work, eh? ok ... that is acceptable. forgiveness may ensue on our honeymoon ... st. john, u.s.v.i. or paris? (i like to give my butch the illusion of choice ).

beautiful? been peeking at the galleries, have you? well, i would be nice to know what darling spouse looked like ...

you do know how to stack wood, right?

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
work, eh? ok ... that is acceptable. forgiveness may ensue on our honeymoon ... st. john, u.s.v.i. or paris? (i like to give my butch the illusion of choice ).

beautiful? been peeking at the galleries, have you? well, i would be nice to know what darling spouse looked like ...

you do know how to stack wood, right?

Whichever you prefer is just fine with me, just as long as I get to make it up to you (a) .

Yes'm, I had to take a peek :D .

And.....OF COURSE I KNOW HOW TO STACK WOOD!!!!! :s

[TxBelle]

My current fav is the Souza Commemritivo (*hangs head*...I know, it's a blend, but it goes really well with OJ) Good for mixing...most any good agave will do tho...not so fond of the 'silvers', too sharp...

Ok, it's my day off, and all this talk of tequila has made me decide to take myself to lunch! There is a margarita out there with my name on it. Come on Bull dog, the first round is on you! K-

[bull dog]

::: sliding a margarita (Souza Commemritivio tequila) on the rocks down to Txbelle:::

Have a very nice lunch- you deserve it!

BTW, I'm so pleased that we've been able to combine XXX and Girlina's ideas- we indeed must be a match made in heaven! I hope we can be role models for all the other newly "wedded" couples out there in cyberspace! Remember people, mutual interests are so important for a good "marriage."

bull dog

[TxBelle]

I'll toast our continued wedded bliss! Bye, honey! K-

[tori]

in light of the frigid temperatures, i think st. john would be the prudent choice.

*does the "i got me a wood stacker" dance*

as for making it up to me ... will 2 weeks on a tropical island give you enough time? ;)

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
in light of the frigid temperatures, i think st. john would be the prudent choice.

*does the "i got me a wood stacker" dance*

as for making it up to me ... will 2 weeks on a tropical island give you enough time? ;)


Yes.....Sounds good to me.....I can maybe get some diving in (a) tee heee.....

I will stack your wood anytime dear :$


2 weeks?????? Ummmmm....maybe 3 :s

[tori]

not to be picky, t1g ... but, you profile says you are attached. are you poly, or can i expect some violent femme at my door ?

in exchange for wood duties, i do laundry, but i do expect regular massages (full body, but just back will do in a pinch).

[offroadbutch]

I think maybe we need to recover from the festivities before we start round two.....

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
not to be picky, t1g ... but, you profile says you are attached. are you poly, or can i expect some violent femme at my door ?

in exchange for wood duties, i do laundry, but i do expect regular massages (full body, but just back will do in a pinch).

Sorry....I haven't had a chance to change my profile yet, but now I'm married again, so maybe I shouldn't :s

Now, as for laundry.....I usually prefer to do that too since I tend to be slightly anal about it :$ so you really won't have to do too much and still get the full body massages (a)

[MsMissy]

We were thinking of taking a honeymoon cruise. Anyone care to join us? I am sure there will be plenty of tequila on board!(d)

[mslisabell]

Hey Hubby...ready and waiting! (l) (k) Did you say you needed coffee when you wake up? (c)

Love ya,
Lisa (k)

[TxBelle]

Cruise? With tequila? Hey bull dog, honey I think they are playing our song! K-

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by MsMissy
We were thinking of taking a honeymoon cruise. Anyone care to join us? I am sure there will be plenty of tequila on board!(d)

Sounds like an interesting alternative......Honey??????

[tori]

a cruise will do just as well, dear.

ok ... i have sun lotion, glasses, a hat, a couple of dresses, a pair of sandals for the occasions i 'must' wear shoes, some silky lacy things and some sweats. do i need to pack anything else?

*getting terribly excited*

[deedarino]

well....my hubby never showed up and my sister wife has run off with another boi....and I have a hangover.....hmmm

I DEFINITELY need a round two......PASS THE TEQUILLA!!!

is this cruise for couples only???

[MsMissy]

Oh honey, my butch keeps taking off on me as well. Keeps saying something about having to work. Like anyone HAS to work! I will join you in round two as well as on the cruise. Who needs to be a couple to have fun on a cruise?! (d) (d)

[deliciousndenver]

Whats up with that? I haven't heard a peep from my boi. So whats the answer about the couples only cruise??... I say lets have a single's cruise, maybe we'll leave with a partner or two. Atleast we have the tequila. Lil salt n lime over here please!

[MsMissy]

Let's go cruisin' ladies!!!!!!!! Pass the tequila please.

[offroadbutch]

I only got Corona....

[MsMissy]

Corona will be fine, thank you, ORB.(b)

[FemmeDyke]

S'all good after a fun & silly night of insatiable passion -- I have heard NOTHING from my hubby -- I think he took the honeymoon without me *grinning*

[MsMissy]

Isn't that the way? Love 'em and leave 'em. I have a feeling there will be quite a few divorces and anullments.

[offroadbutch]

Just dont blame the wedding singer....LOL!

[FemmeBabyGrrl]

Well I known that I had an anulment already. I don't even know if the person I was paired up with has even signed on within the last week :@ (u)

[MsMissy]

NEVER! Another Corona and lime for the most excellent wedding singer. (b)

[Jasson]

Sorry Honey! I just got back from having to help with an emergency ruptured Aortic Aneurysm. I couldn't get rid of my call this weekend, with such short notice and all.....didn't you hear the beeper go off, this morning???? We have reservations for two for dinner though....Honey, ? Honey.....

[deedarino]

singles cruise it is.....woooohoooo!!!

and...corona goes perfectly well with tequilla!

[rockstar]

thank gawd somebody knows good tequilla! that cuervo shit is the pitts! *spit* thank you my dear girli for the ice....it's time for your shopping spree! after we spend my fortune(s) on my lovely missus and hit the liquor warehouse the tiki bar will be open. i will be spinnin herb alpert and grace jones on the tables and the lovely gee will be mixing up her wild concotions. i hope tmbyfem will still be staying over so i am not the only "taste tester". singing & dancing is not encouraged but required. so bring your pets and your cigarettes and let's get sprung and rev up the blender!

rs (d) who will also be baking some delish magical brownies;)

[FemmeDyke]

No lover, I was blissfully unaware of everything after our evening together.. I shall have the Finest Boi as my date tonight.. and forever more...*looking around in wonder* Could it all be so perfect?? No divorce or annulments in the future for us.. I feel so blessed


Post Script: For all the other broken hearts ~ sending out good kharma so you all shall find the match I've been so lucky to be part of (k) (l)

[Jasson]

I will NEVER GRANT YOU A DIVORCE...my sweet, sweet angel, NEVER! Now, our dinners waiting my love....

[bull dog]

Tequila on the high seas! When do we set sail? Txbelle, they indeed are playing our song.

Deedarino, you must join us on the cruise, and of course since we our neighbors we must have a tequila toast in real life!

bull dog

[Eve]

:: coming up for air ::

While I can't speak for my dear partner, I have had a wondeful honeymoon. By myself. In my room. As befits the Spinster I am.

I can only hope and pray that my beloved Traveler has enjoyed hyr honeymoon as much.

No divorce here.

~Eve (that's Mrs. Traveler to you)

[offroadbutch]

Eve....I think this site would explode if you and Traveler got a divorce.....*ahem*...I mean, Mrs. Traveler.

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
a cruise will do just as well, dear.

ok ... i have sun lotion, glasses, a hat, a couple of dresses, a pair of sandals for the occasions i 'must' wear shoes, some silky lacy things and some sweats. do i need to pack anything else?

*getting terribly excited*

MORE SILKY LACY THINGYS!!!???? :s

Sorry, I didn't mean ta get so overwhelmed.....:$

Well....I'm off for my day of dreary tedium.....And then tonight.....Naked Karaoke Tues!!!!!! (Named after me of course)...And more work :s

[mistyblui]

about this cruse my wife and i are going on.......singles are more than welcome.!!.hey honey i gotta rent a van to pick up all the divorced femmes..do ya mind.??.i will drive while all of you drink te-kill-ya.!!.i will smell it but will not let it get past my lips..i prefer miller in a long neck bottle..the more femmes,,,the better for me..*what was that you said sweetie pie.!!??.yes you are my number 1 femme and my only wife.!!.*oh yeah definately bring all the lacey things you can..please...:|!!!

[t1ggr367]

*Doin the Lacy things dance*

Lacy Things Lacy Things!!!!!!!!

[Redgypsie80]

:s How about that hubby of ours???...I'll not run off without you...come to vegas with me and ORB and we'll find you a suitable mate....and then we will all run off together for the singles cruise!! (h)

[tori]

geez ... how come they never get excited about sweats?

honey, i am still waiting to see your smiling face ... don't be shy ;)

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
geez ... how come they never get excited about sweats?

honey, i am still waiting to see your smiling face ... don't be shy ;)

never shy babe.......

i did however, cut off all my hair...and bleached it....do you mind????:s

[offroadbutch]

I dont know about this singles cruise.....I get sea sick....these legs stay on land!

[deliciousndenver]

Put your shades on offroadbutch cause with all these singles the cruise liner will be sooooo big that you won't even notice were at sea. Drink up I tell you! (b)

[tori]

Originally posted by t1ggr367
never shy babe.......

i did however, cut off all my hair...and bleached it....do you mind????:s

honey ... why would i mind that? i've got hardly any hair myself, and would be platinum if i didn't swim every day.

so ... show me. i think i've been adequately patient (a)

[Vampy]

Hey My darling wife, would rather have a Pepsi instead. Better yet forget the drink get back into bed and warm me up some more. (6)


There is a Lady Sweet and Kind
by Thomas Ford

There is a lady sweet and kind,
Was never a face so pleased my mind;
I did but see her passing by,
And yet, I'll love her till I die.

Her gesture, motion, and her smiles,
Her wit, her voice my heart beguiles,
Beguiles my heart, I know not why,
And yet, I'll love her till I die.

Cupid is winged and he doth range,
Her country, so, my love doth change:
But change she earth, or change she sky,
Yet, I will love her till I die.

(f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f) (f)

[offroadbutch]

Where's thoes dang motion sickness pills?....I'll go and be the lounge act on the cruise...

(8) (8) Start spreading the news.....
I'm leaving today.... (8) (8)

[traveler]

As fond as i am of JessicaEve,
I'm not so wholly naive to believe,
Her spinster heart will be faithful to me,
though every day i pledge myself to thee

So while my devotion is complete,
I know that her heart i can never defeat,
Her spinster ways shall never know peace,
For Girlina her urges will never cease

<sigh>

However...

One day i will meet my Spinster Gal,
Never you mind when or how,
It remains to be seen if when we meet,
her Amazonian presence knocks me off my feet,
With flowing locks and legs everlasting,
and cleavage that anyone would be grasping,

Only one question truly remains,
About my size this does pertain,
A stepstool i would need to kiss you,
I fear that this would not impress you,

There is, however, one advantage to this height my dear
Let me make this perfectly clear,
While not all body parts would seem to fit,
My mouth would just about come up to your...

(word deleted due to the youthful audience of "Married By Us on BF.com")


(my fondest apologies for this hackneyed attempt at poetry...i just need to stop, really!)

[mslisabell]

Vampy, you have no idea how beautiful that is...thank you my love! I've got extra Pepsi now! LOL! But she's nothing compared to you!

Love,
Lisa (k)

[Eve]

:: Swoon! :: :[ :[ :[

Not just poetry, but BAD RHYMING poetry!

My Traveler knows the ways to my Spinster heart!

I'm such a lucky wife, thank you XXX and judges for making my life complete. Traveler even understands my forbidden love for Gee. How lucky can one grrl be?

:: Sigh ::

~Eve (still Mrs. Traveler)

[rsdadi]

Originally posted by traveler

There is, however, one advantage to this height my dear
Let me make this perfectly clear,
While not all body parts would seem to fit,
My mouth would just about come up to your...

(word deleted due to the youthful audience of "Married By Us on BF.com")


(my fondest apologies for this hackneyed attempt at poetry...i just need to stop, really!)

Can I watch?



Lee

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by mistyblui
oh yeah definately bring all the lacey things you can..please...:|!!!

What??? You're NOT buying me new lacy things? As soon as I found out we were to be married I burned all of the old ones in anticipation of the lingerie shopping spree we would take! (6)

[traveler]

Originally posted by rsdadi
Can I watch?

Lee Sure, Lee! I've got a video camera with your name on it!

(}) to my Eve!

[Eve]

Now I'm a PORN star?

Crikey!

Where's Judge Wapner. I think I may need some adjudication ovah heah.

~Eve (Still legally Mrs. Traveler, but lodging complaints about the porn-wrangling her hubby is doin')

[MsMissy]

Eve,

Perhaps a trip to Divorce court is in order? Isn't forcing your wife to produce porn illegal, not too mention immoral? I am shocked. I had always thought traveler was above that. The things you learn about strangers you think you know!

[offroadbutch]

But its all good only for private viewing purposes....heck I got some old ones when I was with my last g/f...oops...hehehe....perhaps Ive said too much.(6) :$ (6) :$

[Eve]

MsMissy, I think you may be correct.

It's sad, really, 'cause this lil' love venture had partially restored my faith in dating. I mean, Traveler loves Buffy, hy's smart and sexy, and hy wanted to be mine. I felt that perhaps I wasn't destined to be a SPINSTER the rest of my days.

Alas and alack, it proves (YET AGAIN) not to be the case. I AM desitined to be a Spinster, as evidenced by my hubby's porn-wrangling tendencies.

:: sigh ::

I guess I'll go back to being the bitter evil Spinster on B-F.com. It's my place in life, I need to accept that.

~Eve (bitter, thy name is)

[MsMissy]

Eve,
My law firm; Shyster, Shyster, and Shyster, would be happy to represent you in your divorce proceedings. AND, it won't cost you a dime. We will make sure that your good for nothing butch pays ALL legal fees as well as make sure that the settlement you get is worthy of the pain and suffering you have experienced because of this diabolical mind.

If you would like to make an appointment, just call my secretary at; 1-800-BAD-LAWS.

[offroadbutch]

XXX said that in the event of a divorce, the femme gets everything!!! Traveler, bud, ya need to re-think things.....

Sorry Eve, but Im lookin out for my butch brothers here....

[Eve]

Oh Sure, ORB, HY pimps me out for porn, and YOU take HYS side.

I'm calling MsMissy's law firm, just to make sure I get fairly represented. I KNOW how those SIBs stick together, and I have a feeling XXX is gonna be inclined towards taking my soon-to-be-ex Hubby's side of things.

Dialing the phone,

~Eve (who will never believe in love again)

[TmanSpenc]

Originally posted by MsMissy
Eve,
My law firm; Shyster, Shyster, and Shyster, would be happy to represent you in your divorce proceedings. AND, it won't cost you a dime. We will make sure that your good for nothing butch pays ALL legal fees as well as make sure that the settlement you get is worthy of the pain and suffering you have experienced because of this diabolical mind.

If you would like to make an appointment, just call my secretary at; 1-800-BAD-LAWS.

I recommend Dewey, Cheatem and Howe....

Tman

[offroadbutch]

Well Eve...apparently either way, you are going to win....if hy comes crawling back to you begging for forgiveness....you win. If the divorce goes through, hy loses everything and you win....but its all up to him.....

"If the world is going to Hell in a hand basket, I want to be the one carrying the basket!"

[rsdadi]

see what I've started!

Mrs. Traveler, please forgive me. I would never want to come between you and marital bliss!



Lee ;) (gettin' my azz outta this thread 'fore I get in more trouble)

[Eve]

It's too late, Lee.

Hand.
Staple.
Forehead.

I'm no longer Mrs. Traveler.

I'm now Ms. Bitter Spinster.

:: Swoon :: :[ :[ :[ :[

~Eve (Ms. Spinster if yer nasty)

[offroadbutch]

Should we let Eve pilot the boat??

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by rockstar
thank gawd somebody knows good tequilla! that cuervo shit is the pitts! *spit* thank you my dear girli for the ice....it's time for your shopping spree! after we spend my fortune(s) on my lovely missus and hit the liquor warehouse the tiki bar will be open. i will be spinnin herb alpert and grace jones on the tables and the lovely gee will be mixing up her wild concotions. i hope tmbyfem will still be staying over so i am not the only "taste tester". singing & dancing is not encouraged but required. so bring your pets and your cigarettes and let's get sprung and rev up the blender!

rs (d) who will also be baking some delish magical brownies;)

Aww Rock ya big lug!! (y)
*punches ya playfully in the shoulder*
Thank gawd SOMEone wants me around otherwise I'd have to call my shirnk & process heavily 'cause drinking heavily HURTS! Since it was Girlina's idea to share you I'll be glad to hang out w/ ya all, be your ever-lovin' tikki barmaid. (d)

mmmm Maa-gic brown-ees (h)

(8) pull up to the bumper baby (8)

[tmbyfem]

Originally posted by offroadbutch
Should we let Eve pilot the boat??

No not Eve!!

in her state of bitter post-divorce spinsterhood she just might sail it onto the rocks!!

*envisioning a mass shipwreck*

[girlina]

You pimped out my Eve? For porn? Grrrrrrrrrrr!

*holding my arms out for Eve*

Darling, come on over to the Tikki bar and let me comfort you. Tmbyfemme, Rockstar and I are having a polyamorous love thang... ;) I'm yours though, you know that...

We'll get you a DVD player set up and we can all watch Buffy episodes and snuggle.

(k)

[offroadbutch]

I think Eve should pilot the ocean liner....just keep her away form big icebergs....

(8) (8)You're here...there's nothing to fear....my heart will go on (8) (8)

[Eve]

I can't pilot, I'm too busy seeking succor in Girlina's bodacious bosom over at the Tiki bar.

Find some other Spinster to drive!

~Eve (still bitter, but sippin' some kinda fruity cocktail thingy that's makin' it all better ... that and Girlina's feathery boob shot being back up)

[Annie]

The tiki bar??? When did the tiki get all the way to Baltimore and thereabouts??

For the record... the tiki is a very old fertility symbol in Maori (Indigenous New Zealand peoples) lore... you gals are fabulous... you just got it naturally... *booking front row tickets for the real time get-together*

And ummm... fabulous tits you girls... fabulous... *big smiles*

Annie

[rockstar]

and the oven is preheating. and the tiki bar is always open. there is much "lounge space" here at our lovely luv hut in the basement...(think 1955) now let's listen to some harry belefonte and wait for the brownies to cool. oh, and girli..please pour me & eve a wapatui!!!!

rs (d)

[traveler]

Originally posted by Eve
MsMissy, I think you may be correct.

It's sad, really, 'cause this lil' love venture had partially restored my faith in dating. I mean, Traveler loves Buffy, hy's smart and sexy, and hy wanted to be mine. I felt that perhaps I wasn't destined to be a SPINSTER the rest of my days.

Alas and alack, it proves (YET AGAIN) not to be the case. I AM desitined to be a Spinster, as evidenced by my hubby's porn-wrangling tendencies.

:: sigh ::

I guess I'll go back to being the bitter evil Spinster on B-F.com. It's my place in life, I need to accept that.

~Eve (bitter, thy name is)

<huge sigh> Dammit, another one got away! It's hard to negotiate those turns, Lee! LMAO!

You do realize i was merely joking ex-Mrs. Traveler. I would never pawn you off in porn. Would never happen. I was just shining Lee on...really.

Besides if you leave me i have to come up with another bad rhyme. I know you don't want me to do THAT!

[traveler]

...how COULD you!

:'( :'( :'(

[girlina]

Eve is at the tiki bar now!

You should know better than to bargain your (now ex) Mrs. away even in jest. Hmph...

*pouring Eve and Rockstar drinks*

(d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d) (d)

*making steamed shrimp Bawlmer style just for Eve*

[Eve]

Yeah! I'm no cheap floozy! Just 'cause I'm a Slutty Spinster don't mean you can porn me out, Mister! You'd better rhyme, or I'm gettin' the divorce.

* pouting while munching shrimp and slurping fruity drinks ... then not pouting 'cause Girlina has her feathers on and that makes everything better, even a hubby who pimps you out to the first asker *

~Eve (HA!)

[traveler]

Probably not, but here i am, rhymin' none the less!


The Lady Eve hath challenged me
To rhyme again so she can see
If i am worthy to be wed
Tis better, if not, that i be dead.


I sit and cry in my beer,
Cuz Spinster Eve my heart did spear.
Becoming a porn star she was a-fear'd,
Oh, WHY, Stella, did you make me queer?!

She wishes no longer to be Mrs. Traveler,
Poison Girlina would seem to have her.
Doomed to fail was my intent,
Since Girlina's mind is bent.
Oh, how much she does resent,
My love for Eve i cannot repent!

You mustn't take my Buffy DVDs,
In the divorce settlement, please!
I'll never survive the loss of both
My loving Eve and my Willow quoth....uhhh, quotes.


Alas...

I still cannot believe she did it,
Should have known porn was off-limits!
That she'd say:
"it's not ok
To film my golden niblets."


Holy bad rhyming, Batman! To quote Morris Day: somebody, slap me!

Desperate times call for desperate measures...and desperate rhyming. -- the embarrassed bard of Pottstown

[MsMissy]

Originally posted by traveler
...how COULD you!

:'( :'( :'(

I am sorry, Traveler. But, femmes gotta stick together. You know? (a)

Even though we are suing you for everything you own, have ever owned or ever will own, I still love you!(l) (k)

[offroadbutch]

We should have all the happy...and unhappy...couples check in at the end of every week....WHAZZUP!!!!

[mslisabell]

Mrs. Vampy checking in...16 days til hy gets here!!!!!! Whoopy!!!!! OH! And I just bought a new minivan today!!!!! Damn it's a great week!

Hugs,
Lisa (k)

[MsMissy]

The daily check ins aren't enough? Now we gotta check in weekly too? :@ You're asking an awful lot ORB!

[offroadbutch]

well we havent heard from everyone...guess its an extended honeymoon.....I shall forever be single.

[MsMissy]

Nope, you said you would participate in round 2!

[offroadbutch]

but there's no news of when round 2 will start....and forever is a long time....till round 2 starts anyways.

[MsMissy]

I am sure Pimp Daddieo is just waiting for round 1 to finish winding down. You WILL get your chance, ORB!

[offroadbutch]

But for now....enjoying the single life!!! Lemme tell ya, at my place, this is the ONLY 24/7 batchelor party!

[traveler]

Originally posted by MsMissy Even though we are suing you for everything you own, have ever owned or ever will own, I still love you!(l) (k) Well as long as you still love me i'm sure it won't hurt nearly as much to lose everything i OWN! (said sarcastically) I'd be scared to see how you show me you hate me, Missy!

However, since i put Eve through 48 hours of "pure hell" i am more than willing to part with all of my worldly possessions. The empty space in my apartment will match the empty space in my heart. <sighing dramatically>

[rockstar]

it's desert time ladies! the brownies are ready for munchin...chomp chomp. now sit down with your cocktails and i will put on some nina simone to start things out. glad you could make it eve!!! ;) there's always room for plenty of femmes at the tiki bar!

rs (d) the host with the most

[girlina]

See why I adore my new husbutch?

*eating brownies*

*mixing beverages*

*watching buffy or listening to nina*

*lounging and snuggling in the tiki bar in a polyamorous love tangle*

Life just doesn't get any better...

[rockstar]

we got it figured out baby!!!! 3 for all and all for whoever else cares to jump in.;)

got me the best

rs (d)

[Eve]

Oh sure (sob) the empty place in your so-called "heart" (sob sob) that can be filled with money that you made off of (breaking down in wails) Eve-porn!

I was willing to be MRS. Traveler for the rest of my days! I loved you, and yet, you pimped me out to the first person who asked!

(swoon)
(sigh)
(fainting dead away from the pain of love denied by porn)

~Eve (Spinster, Bitter, Ms.)

[mistyblui]

HEY MISSY!!!..i just got done working 12 hours to buy you those lacey things..please give me a chance to screw up before you are a contestant in round 2..on my knees begging.!!!.now lets eat some brownies..can we sneek them in the tiki bar.??.

[rsdadi]

Originally posted by Eve
I was willing to be MRS. Traveler for the rest of my days! I loved you, and yet, you pimped me out to the first person who asked!



Psst...Eve...honestly I wasn't asking Traveler. I was asking you if I could watch!



Lee (sneaking back out ;))

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
honey ... why would i mind that? i've got hardly any hair myself, and would be platinum if i didn't swim every day.

so ... show me. i think i've been adequately patient (a)

All in the galleries wife dear :D

[tori]

you using an alias, honey ?... 'cause there is nothing under your name ...

[MsMissy]

Hot, Hot, Hot! Whoohoo! (6) I lucked out in this round. Ok, I will give you plenty of chance to screw up before considering round 2.

May I have a bite of your brownie, honey?(a)

[mistyblui]

and where would you like to be eating my brownie.???.take more than one bite..*OWIE*!!!.that is not the brownie.!!.

[MsMissy]

Well, ahem, I can't say that in public! :$

[offroadbutch]

Aw hell...screw the Tiki bar....Im going to a strip joint....to watch AND perform...WOO HOO!!!!

[t1ggr367]

Originally posted by tori
you using an alias, honey ?... 'cause there is nothing under your name ...

No ma'am....They were there last time I checked....T1ggr367