Words of Wisdom or Wit

[Eve]

Every so often I find something here that just makes me glad to be here. I thought I'd create a place where we can celebrate the voices around us that make us happy, move us, or make us just happy to be a part of this community. Please add your own favorite quotes from B-F folks.


See, I *can* be a sappy bitch when the mood strikes me. Shaddup about it, OK?

So, to start us off I have one of my all time favorites by Mizz AzMo:


But that's fine by me cuz she is so lovely to me and loves me during those moments when I don't love myself.

*le sigh* I go back and read that quote every so often. Shhhh. Don't tell.

~Eve (mushy)

[Eve]

From another Femme idol of mine, Isadora:


My body is the temple of the Goddess, sweet and full. I am the Sleeping Goddess of Malta. I am the Venus of Willendorf. I am the Goddess, Deborah.

~Eve

[Eve]

From the ever-insightful Awetum:
Mulled Whine = a whine one has been stewing on for awhile until it's just perfect.

Bwahahahahaha!

~Eve

[Awetum]

xxthelizxx said:


You have no idea how much I want to sing Cracklin' Rose AC/DC style right now.

The visual alone made me happy. But I also realize that the words "Cracklin' Rose" are kind of funny too.

[xthelucasx]

aprettydress said:

racist

[Eve]

In a conversation I can't enter, 'cause I'm a non-parent-yet-parental-figure, Redindigo said:
i really think this man/woman, boy/girl, son/daughter stuff is restrictive and only caters to the assumption that children and people are who they are at face value and we should protect them from whatever WE deem to be their opposite.

naked. just be naked. it's not about sex.

Which made me feel think *yes*, that's it exactly.

~Eve

[Eve]

In "Gadfly" Mister Mayor said:
Trailblazing Moment: Henceforth, "eat me eyes" shall be defined as a look or subtle indication of one's desire to be taken in that oh-so-satisfying oral way.

Bwahahahahahaha!

~Eve

[Thinker]

Returning the favor:

This is freakin' *hilarious*!!! (y) (y) (y)

Eve said,

"Dancing Queens: I am not one. I occasionally dance ... very badly. I love to do it, but I have to feel pretty safe 'cause I am the ORIGINAL rhythmless nation. I ain't got the dancing queen fever."


jeezus......

I
am
the
ORIGINAL
rhythmless
nation!!!!

I will, undoubtedly, quote you from time to time.

*shaking head in awe* (Only those of us without rhythm can really appreciate that.)

[UrBelovedFemme]

Awesome thread Eve

I have quoted this person's sig line several times...thanks Poe ;)...this moves me.

People can't change; but they have the power to evolve

[Medusa]

From EVE... "Praise Stella."



It says so much.

[Eve]

Awetum said (in a post totally worth quoting in its entirety):
And sheesh already.

Love it! Two thumbs up!

~Eve

[Eve]

Dial, the gorgeous and attached to the hottest cheerleader I ever set eyes upon, said:
For me, the question of who rightfully belongs on this site has nothing to do with which gender I prefer to date, and everything to do with enjoying the opportunity to build community with other queer folks who find themselves at the far ends of the gender spectrum.

I can more understand limiting the personals section to butch-femme/femme-butch inquiries. But, at least for me, the bf.com experience has been about having a space to chat about all kinds of stuff with people who understand what it is to be butch or femme. It's about having a community of folks who I don't have to explain certain things to. And I love that.

I feel great love in my grinch heart. I do I do.

~Eve

[Joseph Sideburn]

Tori said:
for the record - i am femme, and nothing cranks my engine more than a hot butch.

I just liked the word crank :$

[Awetum]

aprettydress said:


hearts have been broken, all in the name of eve.

It should be a song.

[Awetum]

Bonnie said:


A Better Way to End a Shitty Day of Self-loathing and Pity: Set your head on fire.

LOVE that! Have to try it!

[Awetum]

Annie said:


...if you think you fly with fuckwits, sometimes it is best to just flock off.


LOLOLOLOL!!!

[TmanSpenc]

Originally posted by Butchie
Next - if you will allow me another minute to objectify her - her breasts - Oh, those perfect breasts- my hands were made for those breasts. I could spend the rest of my life yodeling down her canyons!

I think that is a HOOT!!

Tman

[pet4pet]

i saw the funniest "one more thing" line in a profile... gave me tears of laughter... can't find it... :s i was sure i had it somewhere... will re-post soon

[pet4pet]

HumV4me "and one more thing" quote:

- I hope to find my rodeo cowboi butch...who will come riding up in her truck and say..."Alicia...let your hair down!" Like a Butch knight in shining armor! LOL! -


i think it is hillarious... .:D

[pet4pet]

~poet wrote:



...something very undeniable about a Butch's effect on a Femme.....something very ancient...raw...and primal.. about it

[Annie]

Girlina the loveliest grumpy bitch on earth said:


Personal Mission/Rant: Bring back the vowels. Are they so damn high-maintenance? Will they really cause you to get carpal tunnel that much more quickly? I think not. If you worry so much about repetitive motion distress, then maybe you should try jacking off less to internet porn.

How can you *not* adore her?

Annie

[Annie]

And one more:

The Lovely Kristoffer said:


you can Kiss My Avatar.

*Smirk*

[Annie]

Jesus said: (via Ivee)

"In The Greatest Story Ever Told, the 12 are basically interchangeable," Christ said. "Directors get the piety, but they don't bring out the personalities behind the agape love. Some of those guys were real cut-ups, you know. Simon Peter could make you laugh until you cried tears of blood."

Hehehee

[Letskeepitlite]

Eve said.......
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I'll be the voice of dissent here. Suprised? I thought not. ;)
_______________________________________________

no I sure wasn't lol

[Woodie69]

My absolute favorite is when Annie said..."There are butches who WANT to be fucked. That's a pretty good reason to fuck hym...to please hym. What a novel idea."

[Annie]

The Lovely Kristoffer... aka

Originally posted by Fistoffer
Mama's Marinated Pork Bone


hehehe

Such a good boi.

Thanks, Woodie, by the way. :)

[Eve]

OK, I just LOVE Mugsy's signature line:
Over 25% of human genes are the same as those of a banana. Get over yourself.

Bwahahahahaha!

~Eve

[Annie]

So this thread is long forgotten, but since the bash is taking everyone who is anyone's time this weekend, I thought I'd delve into the long-lost subscribed threads from way back... and

RESURRECTION time !! *I do so LOVE playing god*

Some treasures here to be sure...

And more to be added I'd wager.

[Awetum]

Annie tried this a couple of years ago...and I'm here to re-try.


Consider this a big ole bumpety bump!!

[LadyMerrick]

I already put one, in my sig line.. ; )

[Beau4afemme]

love is a place

love is a place
& through this place of
love move(with brightness of peace)
all places

yes is a world
& in this world of
yes live
(skilfully curled)
all worlds
--- ee cummings

AyCDKKjO-Yo
Thank you for helping me find my way there, M.
(l)