Ok I just HAD to post this! Femme's only!

[selket]

A few weeks ago I decided I wanted to get a job. So I applied for a tiny little position with one of the state agencies for something to take up my time. Today I attended the panel interview. Oh my gosh! The cutest, most delicious woman came out in her little uniform to ask me to come in. I swear my knees became nothing but rubber! There is just something about a uniform...*sigh* And all of that delicious authority in her voice! Yummy! (fanning myself) Be still my racing heart!

Ok...just HAD to share that!

[TmanSpenc]

I know you know that by saying "femmes only" that was the perfect way to get the boys in here... ;)

Tman

[selket]

(stomping my foot)

OUT! No guys allowed! :)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

yep, I am right in here too ...

<just one of the nosey stone boys> LOL



Sunny

[beachlovengirl]

Well did ya get the job?:s

[selket]

beachlovengirl...

Oh I won't know till Friday...honestly I think I had a bit too much energy for them. That and they can't figure out why someone with my background would want to do that type of work. They had a hard time grasping my "It fits in my plan" theory. Of course now I REALLY want to job for the eye candy potential. I'm so bad...I shouldn't be saying all of this on the board....but I just adore looking at Butches. Goodness..I need to sit down aminute and catch my breath.


Sunny..(hands on hips giving you that " OK Fine" look.")

[turino]

in the femmes only thread...

[spiritualrose29]

*LOL* Well my butch is a cop...and seeing her in her uniform makes my knees weak too! It is rather warm in here, isn't it??

There are pics in my gallery if you would like to see what I mean!

[beachlovengirl]

Selket, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, for more reasons than one.;)











So I guess this is what I have to look forward to when I go back to work.
I hope Daddy doesn't find this post. Anxiously awaiting eye candy!

[Poe]

Of course we need to check out the thread we are "not allowed" to be in...

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

First you are stomping your foot ... then you are putting your hands on your hips and giving me that femme "okay fine" look ... next you will be rolling your eyes at me ... <snickers>

<tone of authority now and I have changed into my old army fatigues - hence, the uniform>

You, Miss selket, need to settle down or get in line for your spanking ...

LOL


<only kidding with you>
Sunny

[spiritualrose29]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by beachlovengirl
[B]Selket, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, for more reasons than one.;)

*ROFLMAO* @ your sig line...I am loving it!

[Peach]

Isn't it amazing how butches just cannot stand the thought that they are missing something in a femme only space..........

[selket]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
First you are stomping your foot ... then you are putting your hands on your hips and giving me that femme "okay fine" look ... next you will be rolling your eyes at me ... <snickers>

<tone of authority now and I have changed into my old army fatigues - hence, the uniform>

You, Miss selket, need to settle down or get in line for your spanking ...

LOL


<only kidding with you>
Sunny



(rolling my eyes...and edging to the front of the line and sneaking a glance at the starch level of the uniform) (laughing a bit)

I love this space....

[selket]

Turino, Sunny, Poe, Tman,...you guys are incouragable!

Spiritualrose...your Butch is a total cutie...and you actually let hym go to work?

beachlovengirl....Thanks sweetie....with my luck she/hy (don't know yet) is in some deep involved relationship with the woman of her/hys dreams.

Peach....girl I know what you mean....I should run in on one of their "guys only" threads shouldn't I?(a)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

You can be next since you already edged up to the front of the line ...

Now, bend over the desk ... lift up your ... pull down ...

Wait, do you want it here, publicly, in this thread for all to see or do you want to take it some where private? Your choice ...


<mercy, hoping I have not gone "over the line" with my humor here - it can get a little aggressive sometimes> LOL


On a serious note. Think positive. Maybe the butch in uniform is single. Good luck with that.

See you in the threads!
Sunny

[femmeheart]

I totally can empathize w/ the your "thing" for uniforms (6) !!
My ex is a correctional officer, and my guy was in the military. Nothing hotter than a butch in a uniform...it makes me feel even more femme>>inine..:$


Femme(l)

[ThatGirl]

Good luck :D



Oh and good luck with th job :$

[ragazzo247]

Originally posted by selket
(stomping my foot)

OUT! No guys allowed! :)


What about boys??

[selket]

femmeheart.....Aren't they though? :P

ThatGirl....Thanks for the well wishes....with the job I mean....(6)

Sunny...no worries...it's all in good fun...and I love to laugh. :D

Razzo...Sorry....just girls....:)

[IrishFire]

Good luck with the job AND the uniform.

Heck, if I didn't get the job I'd definately ask for a phone number.

-IrishFire

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

glad you knew it was all meant in good fun ... I love to laugh too!

<smiles>
Sunny

[Elsbeth]

~laffin softly at all the guys and boys here~

[cutesftbutch4u]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
~laffin softly at all the guys and boys here~

*peeks in* runs out bois not allowed, lol but still had to see what u femmes talk about.

[PrincessA]

omg.....OK....I swear I creamed my pants when I read that...yup...that is all it takes....a butch and a uniform and I am wet for hours...sorry for the visual...that is just the way it is and the way I AM....and Selket....I will be praying you get that job.....

fanning self and catching breath......*we should start a who wears uniforms for work* thread and make a plan selket!!

ahhhhh.....

[Letskeepitlite]

Originally posted by TmanSpenc
I know you know that by saying "femmes only" that was the perfect way to get the boys in here... ;)

Tman

LOL ^5

[SweetBlueDiva43]

i sure know what cha mean there gyrl.....


the cute soft butch i have dated and am currently navigating affairs with is an ex Marine sgt.....she is one hot cookie!

good luck with your quest! (a) (l) (k)

now....boi's...........shoooooo!(a)

[Elsbeth]

~thinking the girls can't even get a word in edgeways with all the Butch's talking... laffin~

[selket]

PrincessA, Irishfire, SweetBlueDiva43...I think we should put together a Butch in Uniform calander....hmm..should send that to Daddy Rhon and Mzchris.

Elsbeth.....here is the interesting thing..the bois are all over our threads....but I posted a question about porn in the Butch forum....and where are their posts? (chuckling to myself) I just posted it this morning..I'm sure they will find it....AFTER they finish pestering us.

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

pester, pester, pester .... LOL

You know you ladies would be disappointed if we didn't come in here and snoop around ...

We love you femmes so much, we want to be near you!!! It is just the natural order of things.



Sunny

[Kai]

Originally posted by spiritualrose29
*LOL* Well my butch is a cop...and seeing her in her uniform makes my knees weak too! It is rather warm in here, isn't it??


So is mine... GROWLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[selena2003]

I love a butch in uniform. I still have that issue of Curve AGES ago with the butch in the fireman uniform on the cover. *fanning*

I also absolutely love a butch in a suit. Gives me tingles. Especially when they wink @ me. (l) :$ :o

[Elsbeth]

selket... it is simply amazing isn't it?? ~laffin and giving you a wink~

[kimmy714]

what i think is funny... is a butch in uniform will turn me on even when i am not really attracted to them... wouldnt give them a second look out of uniform... but in uniform.. my knees get weak lol

[Lovergrl101]

Love to see a woman in a nice business suit. Very sexy

[lissa]

So, did you get the job?

[peas&carrots]

Spiritualrose, I saw your partner's pic. Sexy. I have a very deep, deep respect for female police officers. It really throws me off sometimes, but it is just so impressive to me. I have a hard time getting my eyes off a butch cop when I run into one. You lucky bum!

Skelet, good luck on your job! Hopefully, the butch boss made you really chirpy for the interview.

One time a saw a nurse. The moment she walked in I almost collapsed. Actually, no. I felt instantly cured.

[CalifBadBoy03]

another guy here peeking in.....


so did you get the job?

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

wondering where everyone went ...

<thinking it is no fun poking around in the femme thread if they have all left>

[selket]

Hi everyone! I've been so busy as of late I have forgotten to update this thread.

YES! I did receive an offer for the position. Unfortunately the hours were changed and I had to choose between the position and a 3-D Animation class I am enrolled in so I declined acceptance. Thanks everyone for remembering(k)

[stonecoldangel]

Maybe this is a little off topic, but how many of you girls just get jelly knees when a butch growls..omg..*sighs

[spiritualrose29]

I was just mentioning something last night to my love about a 'purring' sound...like a contented lion or something. I KNOW that sound...it's YUMMY!!!!!

[silentdreamgurl]

Hehe, I knew that when I got into a femme only thread there would be swarms of butches up in here, more the merrier, I always love a good round of flirting, cause it seems the butches can't stay out of femme affairs, are we really that hard to understand...*wink wink* Just kidding guys!

[toriwants]

Originally posted by selket
beachlovengirl...

Oh I won't know till Friday...honestly I think I had a bit too much energy for them. That and they can't figure out why someone with my background would want to do that type of work. They had a hard time grasping my "It fits in my plan" theory. Of course now I REALLY want to job for the eye candy potential. I'm so bad...I shouldn't be saying all of this on the board....but I just adore looking at Butches. Goodness..I need to sit down aminute and catch my breath.


Sunny..(hands on hips giving you that " OK Fine" look.")


I have eye candy that comes into my work once a week every week......I just sit here, try not to stare and pant. I think I need a fan.

[toriwants]

Originally posted by stonecoldangel
Maybe this is a little off topic, but how many of you girls just get jelly knees when a butch growls..omg..*sighs

Let me stand up on this one and say.......yes.....love the sound. knees get weak, heart starts beating rapidly, gush.......oh my. lol

[femmy1]

Originally posted by kimmy714
what i think is funny... is a butch in uniform will turn me on even when i am not really attracted to them... wouldnt give them a second look out of uniform... but in uniform.. my knees get weak lol


Kimmy,
I am sooooo with you on this one !! A butch in uniform is just to cream for !! I can honestly say there is someting sooo incredibly sexy about the whole uniform thing ! Anyone else had crazy-have-to-have-you-right-now... OMG..leave-me-breathless..Holy-shit-is-this-butch-for-real...will-I-ever-get-feeling-back-there-again...sex in the back of a UPS truck or cop car ? I highly recommend it !!

let's hear a big round for our uniform wearing studs !!

f1

[KozzieFEMME]

Originally posted by stonecoldangel

Maybe this is a little off topic, but how many of you girls just get jelly knees when a butch growls..omg..*sighs


I have to comment on that one because a sweet and adorable butch I once dated used to sort of grunt, like it was her way of sighing yet it was in a deep voice undertone. It made me go crazzzy, especially when she did it when she first greeted me with one of her amazing bear hugs.

[Booker]

Butch growls..Jelly knees. I just thought those two things went hand in hand. I love a good butch growl. Makes something other than my knees go jelly..

[joey1]

*femmes only*
...definately sneeking in ;)

[Lezbeau]

"femmes only" ....kinda like that sticky fly paper

[selket]

toriwants - isn't it nice to have something to look forward to at work besides a pile of papers?

femmy1 - whoa! I'm not that daring but...well wow!

stonecoldangel - I like to listen to a Butches breath...it seems to be just a bit heavier, stronger...I'll stop there. (a)

silentdreamgirl - I was actually silly enough to think that if I put "femme's only" in the header that the guys would not look twice at this thread. (a)/(6)

[stonecoldangel]

selket..especially after "strenous physical activity"..and you are resting with your head on hys chest..ok, now I'll stop there..*grins*

[Dancing_Diva]

U P S

who knew brown polyester could be so hot?

[toriwants]

Originally posted by selket
toriwants - isn't it nice to have something to look forward to at work besides a pile of papers?



Yes it is. It tends to break up the routine.

looks around......hmmmmmm...there's more butches stopping in here than femmes.

(a)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Hi Everyone!

Glad to see a lot of you are back here posting in Miss selket's Femme's Only thread ... and we have picked up some additional (new) folks too ... this is good, I am enjoying the fun we are having here!

After reading all your posts, I am thinking about taking some pictures in uniform and posting them at this site ... <snickers>

And what is up with Miss Elsbeth's secretive "laffin and winks" at Miss selket??? I think it is because us guys are tromping around in your "Femmes Only" thread. Am I right?? <big grins>


Sunny
<omitting some deep, gutteral grunts on the way out> LOL!!!

[intimint]

My butch is a mechanic....she leaves in all blue and used to come home covered in oil...yuk.....now that she is moving up the ladder the uniform is clean and the hands are washed and strong and the ball caps and the bad ass boots with rivets in them...oh my!
There is something about a good looking 6 ft tall butch when you pull in to have your car fixed makes spending money wonderful!! LOL

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

I meant to say "emitting" instead of omitting <chuckling to myself>

[selket]

intimint - I agree that eye candy certainly lessens the sting of the repair bill when I am having my car serviced. Unfortunately those darn car manufacturers keep making vehicles more and more reliable...:'(

*tapping my clip board with the end of my pencil*

Attention...attention please. I am currently accepting submissions for the 2005 Butch in Uniform calender. Feel free to send your jpgs to P.O. Box .....

[stonecoldangel]

Now that's a good suggestion, selket..maybe we should take it up with Rhon...*grinnin*

[spiritualrose29]

OH OH OH!!!!! I have a submission!!!!!!!

*needing to get permission first from her Butch*

[beachlovengirl]

Originally posted by toriwants
I have eye candy that comes into my work once a week every week......I just sit here, try not to stare and pant. I think I need a fan.

Girlfriend....you need a huge electric fan and extra large slurpy. Tell me the day and time, and I'll bring it to you!(6)

[Cocohunnie]

I met Titanluver when she was in the Navy.....1st time I saw her in her uniform...I just lost all sense of reason...couldn't hear..you know that ringing you get in your ears..that kinda buzzing sound...my mouth got dry..I couldn't speak....I think I was about to faint and would have had she not pulled me in for a big ole kiss..lemme just say that role play took on a WHOLE new meaning after that...*tee hee...

It was a sad sad day when she discharged from the Navy....and because her experience was not a happy one...she won't even put the uniform to play...too many bad memories...*sniffle..sniffle...

[Elsbeth]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
And what is up with Miss Elsbeth's secretive "laffin and winks" at Miss selket??? I think it is because us guys are tromping around in your "Femmes Only" thread. Am I right?? <big grins>


tromping around? ~looks like a stampede to me actually... ~laffin softly~ Barely enough room for the femmes to even get a word in edge-wise with all the Butches talking~


Cocohunnie... ohmygoodness, have had that ~can't talk, think, move, hear, feeling faint, dizzy~ thing a few times... omg is all i will say on that matter... ;)

[JstAButch]

Just another guy that had to look into a femme only thread. LOL

Now you know that you beautiful femmes would look into a Butch Only thread....... lol


JstAButch

[beachlovengirl]

A femme would never do such a thing!:$

[toriwants]

Originally posted by beachlovengirl
Girlfriend....you need a huge electric fan and extra large slurpy. Tell me the day and time, and I'll bring it to you!(6)

Thursday late afternoon..........sigh........

[beachlovengirl]

:P *marking thursday afternoon on the calendar*

[Tommi]

Like going to the mall and telling us not to look at Victora Secrets with out you Femmesssss..
Always a perv hangout, just because we can.(6) (p)

[Elsbeth]

uh huh... but will you carry the pink striped bags from VS whilst we do more shoping?

[Tommi]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
uh huh... but will you carry the pink striped bags from VS whilst we do more shoping?

Sure(6) ,if the reward is wearing, modeling, rubbing, using it for me at the end of the trip....(p)

[Cosmic]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
uh huh... but will you carry the pink striped bags from VS whilst we do more shoping?

Yes, I firmly believe in carrying all sorts of bags, especially when out with femmes, even pink Victoria Secret ones! ;)

Coz

[SoFToucH]

Whats going on in here???? LoL

[selket]

Well I have to tell you...it seems that Butches have become a bit more liberal in their thinking when it comes to carrying VS bags. I know that I am dating myself but I remember when that business moved from catalogue to storefront...of course like every other woman I was so there. When I finished I emerged with three bags to a smiling partner who had so diligently waited out on one of the mall benches. I realized that I had forgotten something and simply asked.."sweetie will you watch these for a minute while I run back inside?" My goodness you would have thought I asked him to wear a pink lace thong! His normally handsome face was flush and all he could say was "what if someone sees me?" I laughed so hard...when I re-emerged he was sitting at one end of the bench and the bags were at the other (were they contagious?)..He just said "I'm watching them." That was a long, long time ago, but I still chuckle when I think of it.

[selket]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
tromping around? ~looks like a stampede to me actually... ~laffin softly~ Barely enough room for the femmes to even get a word in edge-wise with all the Butches talking~



Elsbeth...they do have a tendency to dominate things don't they...*smiling to myself.*

[toriwants]

Originally posted by selket
Elsbeth...they do have a tendency to dominate things don't they...*smiling to myself.*

Don't they ever(dreamy eyed)......oh you mean in here.......oops...giggle giggle.

[Booker]

All I can say, is thank goodness for Butches that aren't afraid to help with our small pink bags.....

[Tommi]

Originally posted by Booker
All I can say, is thank goodness for Butches that aren't afraid to help with our small pink bags.....

(a) Aren't we good to you and any other lil things we can do , just peekin (c) again(6)

[emtplatt]

I'm here
I'm Butch
Whatcha gonna do bout it??? ;)

I love the way that I feel when in uniform. God the power is just overwhelming and then when she looks at me....damn I could hurt somebody...

[Elsbeth]

Originally posted by selketElsbeth...they do have a tendency to dominate things don't they...*smiling to myself.*
Indeed they do, selket!! ;) funny about that eh?

Originally posted by selket He just said "I'm watching them." That was a long, long time ago, but I still chuckle when I think of it.
~laffin so hard here, reading your posts selket... just so damned amusing and yes, i have been there!

Originally posted by Tommi if the reward is wearing, modeling, rubbing, using it for me at the end of the trip.... (p)
~blink~ Your gonna wear them? :|

Originally posted by CosmicI firmly believe in carrying all sorts of bags
Am sure all the femmes will remember this!

~runs off to my day~

[Tommi]

Originally posted by Elsbeth

~blink~ Your gonna wear them? :|


~runs off to my day~

No, femmes wear the pink bag stuff, We just puff out our chests, arm in arm, with wicked smile , carryin the stuff next to a wigglin femme as we watch all the other envious guys..

my .02 worth,, sneakin back outta here

[Elsbeth]

originally posted by emtpatt

love the way that I feel when in uniform. God the power is just overwhelming and then when she looks at me....damn I could hurt somebody...

That is the way it should feel!!


Originally posted by Tommi

No, femmes wear the pink bag stuff, We just puff out our chests, arm in arm, with wicked smile , carryin the stuff next to a wigglin femme as we watch all the other envious guys..

Ooooohhh... ~smiles~

[stonecoldangel]

Yeah..so the boi's say they are comfortable carrying the pink bags now..what I really want to know, is when they will get over the "omg..what?..You want me to hold your purse????" thingy..*giggles, hoping a certain boi reads this*

[silentdreamgurl]

Yea, I know what you mean, I still have to giggle at the whole rolling their eyes thing when I just ask for you to hold my purse for like ten seconds, while I go do something. LOL, I think it is just incredibly funny the look that butches get on their faces when you ask them to hold a purse. ;)

[Elsbeth]

yet they do like to put things into our purses... ~g~

[The_Lady_Snow]

Originally posted by Booker
Butch growls..Jelly knees. I just thought those two things went hand in hand. I love a good butch growl. Makes something other than my knees go jelly..

Amen to that!!! A boy growls, I growl, next thing one knows sheets are all over the place, One can't find the bra or boxers or anything...


Ahh yes, Uniforms, growling, biting and uniforms!!

Hurray for that

[spiritualrose29]

Uniforms have been on my mind all day today *L* YUM....oh, the way she looks in hers. It's been killing me!

[selket]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
yet they do like to put things into our purses... ~g~

Don't they though! The minute you get out of the car..."Can you put this in your purse?'...And of course the things they expect us to have in our purses...:s "Babe do you have any.....(fill in the blank with any number of Butch needs)" But it makes me laugh and I, like all of you, love Butch guys completely.

I wonder though....do they grumble about driving your car? Back in the relationship I was speaking of earlier...my guy would take my car in for servicing (as it should be) and he would always come back grumbling (cute little grumbling but grumbling none the less) about how he couldn't find ANYTHING in it and how he smelled all froo-froo after he had been in it for a while. I used to tease him for days....

[selket]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit

And what is up with Miss Elsbeth's secretive "laffin and winks" at Miss selket??? <big grins>


(Hands you the remote and a fresh beer...turns on the tele to some sports channel...pats you on the arm)
There, there....it's just silly girl talk...nothing for you to worry your strong Butch self over....go back to...you know....important stuff.;)

(LOL I'm just kidding!!!!)

[stonecoldangel]

selket, as always..right on the money!!..*laffs..and my favorite..my ex used to complain where the seat was positioned!..it's my car..and I was 4 inches shorter..but..it was ALWAYS "Gee, hon..you tryin to break my legs??"..*laffin

[GentleKnyghtt]

I have no problem holding My ladys bags from Victoria Secrets but I do draw the line at holding a purse (yuk) , even for just a few
seconds.
Of course if we were IN the ummmm try on room at VS, and she was modeling her new purchases....well, ummmm then maybe I COULD be persuaded to make an exception....*low growl*
A Butch has to do what a Butch has to do LOL

[stonecoldangel]

*gigglin*..down, Boi..winkz..isn't there a VS at Westgate?..seem to remember shoppin there..

[GentleKnyghtt]

Yes ma'am, there is one right in westgate mall, walked past it a few times during My holiday shopping.....even commented to a buddy of Mine on some of the stunning femme women that frequent that store.
*laughs* Mall personnel was smart putting a bench right outside......

[silentdreamgurl]

Originally posted by selket
Don't they though! The minute you get out of the car..."Can you put this in your purse?'...And of course the things they expect us to have in our purses...:s "Babe do you have any.....(fill in the blank with any number of Butch needs)" But it makes me laugh and I, like all of you, love Butch guys completely.

I wonder though....do they grumble about driving your car? Back in the relationship I was speaking of earlier...my guy would take my car in for servicing (as it should be) and he would always come back grumbling (cute little grumbling but grumbling none the less) about how he couldn't find ANYTHING in it and how he smelled all froo-froo after he had been in it for a while. I used to tease him for days....

Hehe, so true, you get the strangest looks when you ask them to hold your purse, but the second they need to store something, in YOUR purse it goes...and I think that they think our purses are like Mary Poppin's bag and everything is in there, "yes, honey, I carry a screw driver with me everywhere I go?! Lemme just pull that outta my purse for yah"

*giggles*

Love the butches, they are so CUTE!

[silentdreamgurl]

Originally posted by selket
(Hands you the remote and a fresh beer...turns on the tele to some sports channel...pats you on the arm)
There, there....it's just silly girl talk...nothing for you to worry your strong Butch self over....go back to...you know....important stuff.;)

(LOL I'm just kidding!!!!)

Hehe, cracking me up! Can I please ask what is the deal with the butches and the death grip on the remote?!

*side note* Loving the low growls and seductive whispers, gets me going everytime!

[GentleKnyghtt]

It's a well known thing that the Butch takes control of the remote.....it's just how it is *shrugs*
Of course there are much nicer things to hold *G*

*still stuck in the VS frame of mind* Perhaps it's time to take
a drive to Westgate Mall ??

[GentleKnyghtt]

No too much beats a woman dressed in Victoria Secrets and high heels......*growls softly*
Makes My mouth water.......

[stonecoldangel]

*mouth waters..eyes glaze over..there's a VS sale going on right now..and *groans..i have ta have new heelssssssssss*

[silentdreamgurl]

I will gladly hand over my remote to anyone who growls like that...

*weak in the knees*

I would love a shopping spree to VS...hmm, sale?

[GentleKnyghtt]

*raises hand*
I volunteer to hold packages and growl after each outfit you try on........*S*
Any takers??

[silentdreamgurl]

*smiles sweetly and bats eyelashes*

Are you buying?
I would be glad to take you along....

[GentleKnyghtt]

Interesting.......

[selket]

GentleKnight - It appears that you have a couple of takers....have fun!

This has been a fun thread, it is good to be able to laugh at ourselves in a non-threatening manner. Thanks everyone for posting. See you in the threads!(k)

[GentleKnyghtt]

What a lucky Boi I am *G*
*growls*

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

I am gone for awhile and I see I missed out on so much ... all this talk of Victoria's Secret ... <butch pout>

I guess it is true ... "snooze and lose" ...

Miss Selket, thank you for the remote control and cool drink ... I am very appreciative! <smiling at you> So, you like the lime flavored Kool-Aid, huh? KEWL!!! <grins>


Sunny

[Elsbeth]

Originally posted by selket
This has been a fun thread, it is good to be able to laugh at ourselves in a non-threatening manner. Thanks everyone for posting. See you in the threads!(k)

O... are you saying goodby? Gosh i hope not!!

[Cosmic]

Originally posted by stonecoldangel
Yeah..so the boi's say they are comfortable carrying the pink bags now..what I really want to know, is when they will get over the "omg..what?..You want me to hold your purse????" thingy..*giggles, hoping a certain boi reads this*

The purse thing can be a bit more unnerving... However, I will watch it sit beside me. I won't carry it (unless it's in a bag) and I certainly won't wear it!

Cosmic

[Cosmic]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
yet they do like to put things into our purses... ~g~

This is true, but femmes also like to put things in my pockets...

Cos

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Yes they do like putting things in our pockets, Cosmic. The fun comes in when she wants her lipstick and you tell her to retrieve it herself .... <Sunny muttering "over to the left and down some, Honey" ~~ evil grins ~~> ... And knowing she is enjoying "fishing around" for the tube as much as you enjoy it ...

Miss Elsbeth, it does appear Miss Selket jumped ship ... sounded like good-bye to me too ...

Where are you, Miss Selket? (Miss Elsbeth's and Sunny's inquiring minds want to know) Have you abandoned your own thread? <thinking I am glad I do not have abandonment issues and hoping Miss Elsbeth doesn't either> LOL


Sunny

[Elsbeth]

hummmsss... thinking... actually Cosmic and Sunny, i do not put things in Butch's pockets for the very reason that Sunny mentioned... :$ i'd have to be His to do that...


Originally posted by Sunny
Where are you, Miss Selket? (Miss Elsbeth's and Sunny's inquiring minds want to know) Have you abandoned your own thread?


Well, inquiring minds rest easy, Miss Selket has not abandoned this thread... (y) i asked... ~s~

[joybro]

uniforms are cool but I cant resist a boi on a forklift!!

Joy(k)

[Tommi]

Originally posted by joybro
uniforms are cool but I cant resist a boi on a forklift!!

Joy(k)

May I ask, were one buys a forklift.
And are you able to date on those things>??

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

AAAAHHHH! LOL!! Tommi is cracking me up!

[Tommi]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
AAAAHHHH! LOL!! Tommi is cracking me up!
Well, I have ridden my Trusted White Stallion in, rescued Damsels in distress, ... Alas, only to find them with the stable boy, Licking his dirty shoes, instead of my boots..

My action to such a sordid event....get the stable boy to mount behind me on my stead, then duck under a low branch, he ain't gonna see ..

And for her..weelllllll Dungeon time....or now shopping trips and cut up all credit cards.


Bammm, Pow &^%^%$* ,, fight Back

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Right, Miss Elsbeth!

Before I would invite a femme to go digging around in my pockets, we would HAVE to be in love and in a committed relationship. I do not go to that level of familiarity if I am on "just a date." I have morals and I am definitely not a player.


Sunny

[Sillypoet]

I do believe this is one of my new favorite threads!
Butches in uniform!
Butches growling!
Butches growling while in uniform!


*fans face*

Heaven, I'm in heaven. ;)

(a)

[Elsbeth]

Originally posted by Tommi
Well, I have ridden my Trusted White Stallion in, rescued Damsels in distress, ... Alas, only to find them with the stable boy, Licking his dirty shoes, instead of my boots..
My action to such a sordid event....get the stable boy to mount behind me on my stead, then duck under a low branch, he ain't gonna see ..
And for her..weelllllll Dungeon time....or now shopping trips and cut up all credit cards.
Bammm, Pow &^%^%$* ,, fight Back


~blinks~

[Elsbeth]

yes, Sunny... ~nods~ there are a few like you out there... ~smiles~

[Tommi]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Right, Miss Elsbeth!

Before I would invite a femme to go digging around in my pockets, we would HAVE to be in love and in a committed relationship. I do not go to that level of familiarity if I am on "just a date." I have morals and I am definitely not a player


Sunny
I lost my morals in a game tarbles. (marbles with your toes).

I love Frisky Femmes., and love to dig in their "Pocket", but AHhh I am Tommi the Scoundrel..

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Every one of us is entitled to be who and what we chose to be. I pass no judgement on anyone.

My responsibility is to be true to myself, find out what works for me and what makes me feel good about me.


Peace to All!
Sunny

[Tommi]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Every one of us is entitled to be who and what we chose to be. I pass no judgement on anyone.

My responsibility is to be true to myself, find out what works for me and what makes me feel good about me.


Peace to All!
Sunny

My lifestlye works for me, and you for yours...

that's what makes the sites so interesting...Our diversity,,.. good for you..

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Indeed, it is our diversity that makes the site so interesting ...

[Sillypoet]

So very true, Sunny! And how very thankful I am for that!

:)

[Tommi]

Originally posted by Sillypoet
So very true, Sunny! And how very thankful I am for that!

:)


yep, keeps me off the streets at night, just reading the happy & gay threads(p)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

And we are all thankful it keeps Tommi off the streets at night ... LOL ... only kidding, bro!!

[Sillypoet]

Why do I suddenly feel surrounded? :s

Thought this was a femme only thread. ;)


*looks around*

Hello???

Wait...nevermind...I do believe this is an ideal situation!


(a)

[Elsbeth]

~just laffin softly~

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

You are surrounded ... it is the Butch Invasion of the Femme thread ... not surprised are you? How does it make you feel ... to be surrounded by all of us Butches? <wink>

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

... in fact, Miss Elsbeth called it a stampede of Butches in the Femme thread ... and I see she keeps returning <smiling at Miss Elsbeth>

[Sillypoet]

Makes me think I need to stock the fridge with beer, throw the remote in the middle of the floor and make certain that my Jade (rotty/lab mix) is right by my side in the event that any of you...well, ummm...decide that football and beer isn't interesting anymore.

Other than that, just fine.

(a)

[Sillypoet]

Oh, did I fail to mention that I have tons of home-improvement projects that need to be done?

That is why I said that it was an ideal situation - handy Butches, ya know.

Anyone buying that? :$

[Elsbeth]

ummssss... well yes, Sunny, i did call it a stampede of Butches... and since Miss Selket is off, someone needs to check to see that this doesn't turn into a Butch-Only thread. ~g~

~waves to Sillypoet~

So, my work is done here for today... and it looks as if Sillypoet will take over for a bit... ~smiles~

~gone to finish writing another paper and read more chapters..Oh and check the brownies, they are done!!~

[Sillypoet]

Was just about on my way as well Elsbeth. I have several papers to write myself still, chapters to read and such - studying Criminal Justice - as well as getting my daughters ready for their weekend at dad's house.

I may check back later tho....


(a)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

No, I am not buying it ... <snickers>

Since I enjoy playing football more than watching, I am letting the other guys have the remote ...

Wonder if you might have some grape Kool-Aid in your refrigerator? (not a beer drinker) ... Maybe you could show me into your kitchen ... <following behind you and petting Jade on top of the head on the way to the kitchen>


Sniffing the air ... oh, did I hear Miss Elsbeth mention brownies? Do you know what I learned in the Army? S-H-A-R-I-N-G ... LOL

[Sillypoet]

You would think that since I do have children that I might actually have that in the fridge...would have to make some.

And since you followed me into the kitchen, would you mind helping me change the electrical outlets? Seems a few wires have come undone with the light switch and the one behind the fridge needs to be changed from a two-prong to a three (keeping it simple).

Oh, and after that you can follow me out to my car as well, I believe that I need to check the rotors....

Guess it's a good thing I had Jade muzzled, Sunny, or you wouldn't have had that hand long after reaching to pet her - failed to mention she is a protection trained pooch - oops!


(a)

[Elsbeth]

~laffin...~ omg Grape Kool-Aid with my homemade brownies? ~making a face~

~setting down a plate and a pitcher of milk~

[joybro]

Originally posted by Tommi
May I ask, were one buys a forklift.
And are you able to date on those things>??

Just seeing a butch on a forklift is enough Mr. Smarty-pants.

You bois are not even supposed to be here!!! So perhaps it is you that needs a little spanking??:s

Joy(k)

[lonestarfemme52]

hi to all .... thinking i just found my new favorite place on bf.com.....uniformed, growling, flirting butches OFFERING to go shopping AND carry the vs bags if promised eye candy afterwards,plus they will even carry my lipstick in their pockets......what more could a femme ask for? (k)

[Gillie]

Just read this thread, and had to put in my two cents in,

It really is a toss up, a Butch who can handle a horse with ease or one in uniform...preferably both ..oh yesss.

BTW, did I miss something, did she get the job?

Gillie

[Sillypoet]

I see that the Butches have left? Was it the idea of chores? Lack of football? Lack of purring?

Maybe the late delivery of grape kool aid and brownies?

[Tommi]

Originally posted by lonestarfemme52
hi to all .... thinking i just found my new favorite place on bf.com.....uniformed, growling, flirting butches OFFERING to go shopping AND carry the vs bags if promised eye candy afterwards,plus they will even carry my lipstick in their pockets......what more could a femme ask for? (k)

Well, anything your Heart desires, and if ya wink , stroke, and purr just right, I am sure someone will Come forth as you desire. ;)

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by spiritualrose29
*LOL* Well my butch is a cop...and seeing her in her uniform makes my knees weak too! It is rather warm in here, isn't it??

There are pics in my gallery if you would like to see what I mean!

(whispering..to the bois..move over...and let me lurk awhile. We'll just be really quite and the grrls won't know we're here...
My grrl is an ex-cop and although I never saw hry in hry uniform then, I get to drool over the photos..and yes, get to see hyr dress up just for me..NOW!)

[selket]

My goodness this has been a busy little space hasn't it? Very interesting posts....

Cosmic and Sunny - I simply must agree with Elsbeth on the subject of putting things in a Butch's pockets. If he and I aren't in some form of a committed relationship my hands aren't going anywhere near his pockets. Actually I'm trying desperately to think of a time I actually DON't have a purse with me...gee, I have a purse for the beach, a purse for the movies, a purse for my trips to Home Depot, although I like Lowe's much better...Home Depot is so....well Butch...(laughing)

joybro - Isn't it lovely to watch how his muscles flex when he is shifting those gears?

Sillypoet and lonestarfemme52 - This is a fun space to play in isn't it? Butches just being themselves is truely a lovely sight to behold and there are fewer general topics of conversation that bring a broader smile to my face.

Gillie - Welcome...I was actually offered the position but declined because the hours varied from the ones initially put forth. Oh my gosh...a Butch on a horse....I am constantly amazed how they can handle such large animals. I tried that once...the poor horse just kind of turned it's head back and looked at me with that "You've GOT to be kidding" look. All I really remember is putting both hands up and saying .."ok..playtime is over...help me off now..." I stayed behind and made lunch for everyone.

Elsbeth - Brownies and MILK....yes! Can you imagine the sugar overload of brownies and koolaid?! We would have a tummy ache on our hands! (laughing gently) I can see that our little stampede continues....remember back in grade school when you could always tell if someone liked you because they would pull your braids (or pony tails?) Isn't it nice to know that there are Butches at B-F.com who appreciate us enough to stampede out little threads every now and then?

Tommy - Welcome...my goodness that is some pistol you pac in your gallery!

[bit]

Originally posted by selket
a purse for my trips to Home Depot, although I like Lowe's much better...Home Depot is so....well Butch...(laughing) Is THAT why I feel more comfy in Lowe's... lol!!

Okay, I can't *believe* no one asked the REAL question. So, Selket darlin, you turned the job down... but did you get the butch's phone number?!! :D

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

reading everyone's posts is making me laugh ... I have not been online since Friday afternoon ... it is fun to come in and read ...

thinking it is time to step away from the trained attack pooch area ... goodness, I know no one needs any protection from me ... <LOL> I am harmless!!

I have thought about the brownies all weekend, though ... I love brownies and milk ... the last I had was at a New Year's eve party ... a lady came late and had a whole tray of them ... they were still warm from the oven ... I ate 3 ... ummmmmmm ...

[selket]

Originally posted by bit
Okay, I can't *believe* no one asked the REAL question. So, Selket darlin, you turned the job down... but did you get the butch's phone number?!! :D

(Smiling to myself)

bit, I do love your priorities! Actually I didn't have to ask for her number....she asked me to have coffee with her.

(a)

[Sillypoet]

I was just teasing, Sunny! She is in training but at the moment her idea of attack is covering the said intruder (or anyone for that matter) with tons of slobbery kisses! :$ I have pics of her in my gallery and she is an intimidating sight - but if you're harmless, so is she. If she 'attacks'...it's cause she wants attention. :P


*sets down plate of home made cookies*



(a)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

oh, ok -Sillypoet ...

Taking some slobbery kisses from Jade, giving Jade a cookie ... I love dogs!

<grabbing a handful of cookies on my way out>

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

I looked at Jade's picture and he is beautiful! Your home made cookies are delicious. As Miss Elsbeth's brownies! All this snacking I am doing in this thread, I best go play some basketball or football. You ladies are feeding us so well! Thanks!

Glad to see Miss Selket is back!


Sunny

[Brutals_tease]

One of the sexiest things my Daddi can do...is to come home, wearing a greasy, button up, blue shirt with hys name on it....greasy work pants of the same color...filthy boots..slinging hys lunch pail on the couch....seeing those brown eyes sparkle with gold when hy sees me...grease smudged on hys face...hair a mess from wearing hys cap all day....hands nearly black from working on cars.....

it's all I can do to keep from cumming at the sight...muchless..waiting until hy tells me to do so...

[Elsbeth]

selket... ~smiles~ glad to see you here again. i hope the coffee date is fun... coffee is always a treat for me! As for the Kool-Aid and brownies i totally agree... would not want to watch a Butch bounce from wall to ceiling to floor to wall on all that sugar!! ~laffin softly~ Although, having a camera in my hand and snaping pics would be a load of fun!! Just imagine what one could do with said photos later!

~waving to Bit~ Sunshine State... omg.. please send me some, although i hear you have rain now also... :s

~waves to Sillypoet, lonestarfemme52, joybro, Gillie, tease and all the Butches standing in the shadows lurking~

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by Tommi
Well, anything your Heart desires, and if ya wink , stroke, and purr just right, I am sure someone will Come forth as you desire. ;)

winkin',strokin' and purrin'.........:) (f)

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
You are surrounded ... it is the Butch Invasion of the Femme thread ... not surprised are you? How does it make you feel ... to be surrounded by all of us Butches? <wink>


my favorite place to be "surrounded by butches"......especially winkin', flirtin', growlin' ones.....such fun....

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
selket... ~smiles~ glad to see you here again. i hope the coffee date is fun... coffee is always a treat for me! As for the Kool-Aid and brownies i totally agree... would not want to watch a Butch bounce from wall to ceiling to floor to wall on all that sugar!! ~laffin softly~ Although, having a camera in my hand and snaping pics would be a load of fun!! Just imagine what one could do with said photos later!

~waving to Bit~ Sunshine State... omg.. please send me some, although i hear you have rain now also... :s

~waves to Sillypoet, lonestarfemme52, joybro, Gillie, tease and all the Butches standing in the shadows lurking~

~~~ waves to everyone....just so i don't miss anyone!! am new to this thread stuff...lurking or otherwise~~~

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Welcome lonestarfemme52!

I intend to stay here in "femme only" land ... I have not been flogged or thrown out yet ... it is such fun - all the flirting we are doing in here!

Course I am keeping an eye on Miss Elsbeth ... she seems a bit standoffish ... I am thinking she does not like me much ... she may be mad at me for helping myself to her brownies without an invitation ... Miss Elsbeth, I could not help myself, they smelled so good ... LOL ... Hoping I do not see her pick up a flogger ...


Sunny

[Elsbeth]

~just laffing softly, then going back to writing my paper~

[lonestarfemme52]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Welcome lonestarfemme52!

I intend to stay here in "femme only" land ... I have not been flogged or thrown out yet ... it is such fun - all the flirting we are doing in here!

Course I am keeping an eye on Miss Elsbeth ... she seems a bit standoffish ... I am thinking she does not like me much ... she may be mad at me for helping myself to her brownies without an invitation ... Miss Elsbeth, I could not help myself, they smelled so good ... LOL ... Hoping I do not see her pick up a flogger ...


Sunny [/QUOTE

thank You for the welcome....brought more fresh hot brownies to keep everyone here.....having so much fun with the flirting.....(k)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

you are welcome!

[Sillypoet]

*passing out more cookies*

Thank you, Sunny - she is a handful (100lbs+ worth).

*waves at Elsbeth*

(a)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

I am quite sure Jade is a handful ... my Rottweiler sure was ... but she was also a great big baby ... I loved to get down in the floor and wrestle with her ... she was 14 last April when I had to have her put to sleep ... she had suffered a stroke and I know I did the right thing for her.

<giving Jade another cookie and pat on the head>

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by selket
My goodness this has been a busy little space hasn't it? Very interesting posts....

Cosmic and Sunny - I simply must agree with Elsbeth on the subject of putting things in a Butch's pockets. If he and I aren't in some form of a committed relationship my hands aren't going anywhere near his pockets. Actually I'm trying desperately to think of a time I actually DON't have a purse with me...gee, I have a purse for the beach, a purse for the movies, a purse for my trips to Home Depot, although I like Lowe's much better...Home Depot is so....well Butch...(laughing)

joybro - Isn't it lovely to watch how his muscles flex when he is shifting those gears?

Sillypoet and lonestarfemme52 - This is a fun space to play in isn't it? Butches just being themselves is truely a lovely sight to behold and there are fewer general topics of conversation that bring a broader smile to my face.

Gillie - Welcome...I was actually offered the position but declined because the hours varied from the ones initially put forth. Oh my gosh...a Butch on a horse....I am constantly amazed how they can handle such large animals. I tried that once...the poor horse just kind of turned it's head back and looked at me with that "You've GOT to be kidding" look. All I really remember is putting both hands up and saying .."ok..playtime is over...help me off now..." I stayed behind and made lunch for everyone.

Elsbeth - Brownies and MILK....yes! Can you imagine the sugar overload of brownies and koolaid?! We would have a tummy ache on our hands! (laughing gently) I can see that our little stampede continues....remember back in grade school when you could always tell if someone liked you because they would pull your braids (or pony tails?) Isn't it nice to know that there are Butches at B-F.com who appreciate us enough to stampede out little threads every now and then?

Tommy - Welcome...my goodness that is some pistol you pac in your gallery!

With all this sugar and delicious drinks like koolaide..not to mention all the beautiful and sexy femmes all over this thread...I musta died and gone to heaven...(trying to see over my shoulders to see what sort of wings "I" got)
OMIGODDESS..look at that goreous femme over there..and this one on my left...or that ONE! Hey boi's , is it gett'in hard to breath in here, or is it just me?
(a)

[Gillie]

[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by selket

Gillie - Welcome...I was actually offered the position but declined because the hours varied from the ones initially put forth. Oh my gosh...a Butch on a horse....I am constantly amazed how they can handle such large animals. I tried that once...the poor horse just kind of turned it's head back and looked at me with that "You've GOT to be kidding" look. All I really remember is putting both hands up and saying .."ok..playtime is over...help me off now..." I stayed behind and made lunch for everyone.


Selket, I agree, what I love is when I am having trouble with a horse, and I am damned if I will admit it lol, hy will just come over and handle the situation for me...to watch the firm but calm way hy handles the powerful animal like it is second nature.....feels good from head to my toes

[Sillypoet]

*tosses rope tug to Sunny*

Wrasslin' is Jade's favorite thing to do! Next to playing tug, of course - watch out for those long legs and huge paws and you'll be okay. :)

Sorry to hear about your Rotty. It's always hard to say good bye even when it's the best thing. I've had to do that in the past - it's never easy.

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by PusCdriven
With all this sugar and delicious drinks like koolaide..not to mention all the beautiful and sexy femmes all over this thread...I musta died and gone to heaven...(trying to see over my shoulders to see what sort of wings "I" got)
OMIGODDESS..look at that goreous femme over there..and this one on my left...or that ONE! Hey boi's , is it gett'in hard to breath in here, or is it just me?
(a)

very butch wings i'm sure.....

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by lonestarfemme52
very butch wings i'm sure.....

Ah..wal thanks!

I'm very married but I feel like that fox(lucky devil) in the hen house.....what is it about all you beautiful femmes that draws us boi's like moths to a flame!
Seems we just wanna sit at your feet and worship..
(embassingly ducking head and secretly nudging the other bois..)

[bit]

Ohhh, Selket, too cool about the coffee date! lol, my priorities are okay-- you already answered about the job, after all! ;)

Hi, Elsbeth, how are you? I would dearly love to send you loads of sunshine. Which direction?

*waving hello to everyone*

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by PusCdriven
Ah..wal thanks!

I'm very married but I feel like that fox(lucky devil) in the hen house.....what is it about all you beautiful femmes that draws us boi's like moths to a flame!
Seems we just wanna sit at your feet and worship..
(embassingly ducking head and secretly nudging the other bois..)

congrats on being married......

you bois married or not like to get you wings(angel or moth ) singed every now and then and that is what draws you back again and again...........besides it' fun to play and flirt harmlessly

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by lonestarfemme52
congrats on being married......

you bois married or not like to get you wings(angel or moth ) singed every now and then and that is what draws you back again and again...........besides it' fun to play and flirt harmlessly


Originally posted by lonestarfemme52
congrats on being married......

you bois married or not like to get you wings(angel or moth ) singed every now and then and that is what draws you back again and again...........besides it' fun to play and flirt harmlessly

Oh there's nothing harmless about you femmes.! :-)

But it's doubly exciting and daring to be able to move among you and listen to femme speak and be tossed a cookie now and again like a tame pet. Those flashing femme eyes are anything but harmless!! Those full busoms and long silky legs just incite us bois to gather round. When ya'll open those red lips and speak our names, or call out to us in a joke, it's like fire meeting ice 'cause we melt right down into our boots....

Hmmmm....standing around in here reminds me of that old Rogers and Hammerstein stage play, South Pacific. Us bois oughta form a groupa and sing.."There ain't nothing like a dame!"

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

<playing tug-rope with Sillypoet's Jade>

Need to get some form of exercise ... with all the cookies and brownies you sweet femmes provide us here ... <big grins>

[Sillypoet]

That's why you Butches raided the thread - the sweet treats, and I don't mean us femmes either! ;)

*waves to everyone*

[Elsbeth]

bit... Am sick again... :'( Please send the sunshine to the PNW... am So missing it!!!


Originally posted by Sunny
Course I am keeping an eye on Miss Elsbeth ... she seems a bit standoffish ... I am thinking she does not like me much ... she may be mad at me for helping myself to her brownies without an invitation ... Miss Elsbeth, I could not help myself, they smelled so good ... LOL ... Hoping I do not see her pick up a flogger ...

Sunny, not standoffish actually, just very quiet at times. Why would you think i didn't like you? You have been a gentleButch even though you do like teasing... ~smile~ ... as for picking up a flogger... ~just laffing here at that~ nope no worries there!


Okay now are all of you Butches brushing and flossing after all these sweet treats? ~g~

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Sillypoet, the treats are secondary for me. Femmes first always!! For real!!

Miss Elsbeth, I have sensed you as a "thoughtful, gentle soul" from your posts. I believe my assessment of you to be accurate. I do not know what is ailing you but I do hope you feel better soon. <passing you some chicken soup and taking a few more of your brownies too - wink>

<Sunny will wolf brownies> Stand back folks, this won't be pretty!!! LOL!

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by PusCdriven
Oh there's nothing harmless about you femmes.! :-)

But it's doubly exciting and daring to be able to move among you and listen to femme speak and be tossed a cookie now and again like a tame pet. Those flashing femme eyes are anything but harmless!! Those full busoms and long silky legs just incite us bois to gather round. When ya'll open those red lips and speak our names, or call out to us in a joke, it's like fire meeting ice 'cause we melt right down into our boots....

Hmmmm....standing around in here reminds me of that old Rogers and Hammerstein stage play, South Pacific. Us bois oughta form a groupa and sing.."There ain't nothing like a dame!"

good afternoon to all.....

after Your boots go by the fire to dry,am thinking singing is a great idea......(batting my harmless flashing femme eyes if it will get a song out of Y'all)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Your harmless flashing femme eyes just got a rise out of me ...

<clearing throat, then singing "Unchained Melody" to all the femmes>

Seriously, I love to sing.

Ummmm, are my boots dry yet?

<suddenly got struck shy> LOL! <felt kind of "nekked" there for a minute> Heh Heh!



Sunny

[Sillypoet]

*clapping for Sunny*

Encore!
Encore!

Know anything by Al Jolson?

[lonestarfemme52]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Your harmless flashing femme eyes just got a rise out of me ...

<clearing throat, then singing "Unchained Melody" to all the femmes>

Seriously, I love to sing.

Ummmm, are my boots dry yet?

<suddenly got struck shy> LOL! <felt kind of "nekked" there for a minute> Heh Heh!



Sunny [/QUOTE

soaking Your boots so you'll sing some more.....great choice of songs by the way.......singing butches make my knees weak.....:$

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by lonestarfemme52
good afternoon to all.....

after Your boots go by the fire to dry,am thinking singing is a great idea......(batting my harmless flashing femme eyes if it will get a song out of Y'all)

Okay! I'll sing for you..(pulling out a chair to stand on..and softly strumming a guitar)(8)

To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before..(8)

Strumming very softly as I sing in Spanish to the beautifull femme right in front of me.. ..
Duhai kekasih-kekasih
Yang pernah datang dan pergi
Bahagia hati ku
Lagu ku untuk mu
Semua yang pernah ku cinta

(turning to the rest of you lovely 'dames' and crooning to all of you with those lovely flashing eyes)

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away ...

To all the girls who cares for me
Who fills my nights with ecstasy...
They lived within my heart
I'll always be apart
Of those the girls I've loved before....(8)(8) (8)

Getting down off the chair now and bowing graciously to all of you for letting me sing and pour out my heart!

You know, I am shy and 'in love' with 'all; of you now. I must admit, I said I was "very" married before, because I am very afraid to have my heart broken again..will you forgive me? I hope so, because singing this song makes me want to open up again someday ..and let some beautiful femme grab my heart strings one more time...but now right now!

(Walking humbly over to the corner to put my guitar away)

(8) (8) (8) (8)

[bit]

{{{{{{{{{Elsbeth}}}}}}}}} I'm sorry you're sick, honey!! Aim those rain clouds down to Arizona, k? We really need them! Hope you feel better soon.

[Elsbeth]

ohmygoodness... two singing Butches.... i had no idea we would be serenaded after they just about took over this thread! ~laffin~

bit... awww... thank you!! i have to go to school today and just want to sleep!
Darn, i wish there was a way to send this weather down your way... i thought that Arizona was in its rainy season as well... am i mistaken?

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Clapping for PusCdriven .... great job, Buddy! <smiles>

[Sillypoet]

*sips coffee*
*waves*

Morning everyone.

MsElsbeth, hoping you feel better soon.

*sending the Texas sun your way*

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Clapping for PusCdriven .... great job, Buddy! <smiles>

Thanks bro! :$ (shaking hands


Originally posted by Elsbeth
ohmygoodness... two singing Butches.... i had no idea we would be serenaded after they just about took over this thread! ~laffin~


Sorry, pretty lady for crashing your femme thread. We can't help our selves...!(6)
(slipping over into a dark corner so you femmes can continue)
(f)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

You are most welcome, PusCdriven ...

Good morning, Sillypoet! How is Jade doing?

[Sillypoet]

Morning, Sunny.

She is VERY energetic and wanting mommy to come play.

*laughs softly*

She loves to train with me, it's the treats I'm sure. :$

She is spoiled rotten - I wouldn't have it any other way.


(a)

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by PusCdriven
Okay! I'll sing for you..(pulling out a chair to stand on..and softly strumming a guitar)(8)

To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before..(8)

Strumming very softly as I sing in Spanish to the beautifull femme right in front of me.. ..
Duhai kekasih-kekasih
Yang pernah datang dan pergi
Bahagia hati ku
Lagu ku untuk mu
Semua yang pernah ku cinta

(turning to the rest of you lovely 'dames' and crooning to all of you with those lovely flashing eyes)

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away ...

To all the girls who cares for me
Who fills my nights with ecstasy...
They lived within my heart
I'll always be apart
Of those the girls I've loved before....(8)(8) (8)

Getting down off the chair now and bowing graciously to all of you for letting me sing and pour out my heart!

You know, I am shy and 'in love' with 'all; of you now. I must admit, I said I was "very" married before, because I am very afraid to have my heart broken again..will you forgive me? I hope so, because singing this song makes me want to open up again someday ..and let some beautiful femme grab my heart strings one more time...but now right now!

(Walking humbly over to the corner to put my guitar away)

(8) (8) (8) (8) should we hide all their boots so they will keep singin'?...

hope everyone had a good day..........and that MsElspeth feels better and we all get some SUN....

[bit]

It can rain any time, here, Elsbeth. The trouble is that it usually doesn't! But we did have a lovely cloud cover today-- thanks for sendin' em on down! *smiling*

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by lonestarfemme52
should we hide all their boots so they will keep singin'?...

hope everyone had a good day..........and that MsElspeth feels better and we all get some SUN....

I'm just sitt'in over here being real quite with Sunny..shhhh..maybe they'll forget we're here and start talking about us..
(Psst! ya gotta another song Sunny just in case?
Patting hym on the back and handing hym a song book....)

[lonestarfemme52]

:| WAY too much butch energy in here to be forgettin' anybody !! .......find a good song in that book yet bois? (8) (8) (8)

[justbutch]

(My second post in the forum):

(thinking to myself)

***"Thread started a month ago......hmmmm.......Femmes only......
That made me curious....then I read....and read.......and really
don't wanna leave but I gotta go- don't want the Femmes to catch me in here nosing around. I'll remember to wear
my brown bag on my head when I return......that way they won't
know I'm here......."***


(aloud)

"Nice thread, lydies!"

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by lonestarfemme52
:| WAY too much butch energy in here to be forgettin' anybody !! .......find a good song in that book yet bois? (8) (8) (8)

Well..ahem, here's one ...
(Crooning softly)
Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine

Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile
Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile
His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean
And you're the best thing that he's ever seen....

[joybro]

Okay Pus you had me with the first line of that song.....

Joy(k)

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by joybro
Okay Pus you had me with the first line of that song.....

Joy(k)

My pleasure! Bowing deeply and kissing the ladies hand...

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Okay, let's see if you ladies like or even remember this song. It is one of my favorites.

<clears throat>

First the tide - rushes in ...
Plants a kiss - on the shore ...
Then rolls - out to sea ...
But the sea is very still ... o-n-c-e m-o-r-e ...

So I'll rush to your side ...
Like the oncoming tide ...
With one burning thought ...
With your arms, open wide ...
<and so on>

The name of it is Ebb Tide ... such a nice song for those romantic moments. One day I will find the special one to sing it to privately. Right now, I am singing it to the group. Music is fun to share. One of my good friends and I sit on her porch sometimes and sing. She sings a song, then I do.


Sunny

[grlfun]

pardon me ladies, but i just wanted to express my admiration for the crooners. i have vocal cord envy. i wish i could sing love songs to the woman i love. (funny, when i first typed that it was "love dongs", freudian maybe?). best i can do is burn a cd of love songs. can't even hum along. just close my eyes and smile. keep singing guys. it's a gift.

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Okay, let's see if you ladies like or even remember this song. It is one of my favorites.

<clears throat>

First the tide - rushes in ...
Plants a kiss - on the shore ...
Then rolls - out to sea ...
But the sea is very still ... o-n-c-e m-o-r-e ...

So I'll rush to your side ...
Like the oncoming tide ...
With one burning thought ...
With your arms, open wide ...
<and so on>

The name of it is Ebb Tide ... such a nice song for those romantic moments. One day I will find the special one to sing it to privately. Right now, I am singing it to the group. Music is fun to share. One of my good friends and I sit on her porch sometimes and sing. She sings a song, then I do.


Sunny

Hey, Sunny!! I remember that tune very well!! And very well done too!! (Whistling and clapping!!)

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by PusCdriven
Well..ahem, here's one ...
(Crooning softly)
Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine

Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile
Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile
His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean
And you're the best thing that he's ever seen....

excellent choiceand very well done ....ty (k) .....:$ one of my favorites....more?


sunny i remember ebb tide ....have it on same cd as unchained melody and play it all the time .....i don't even know anyone else that recognizes it ...great choice and great job.....(k)............more?

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by justbutch
(My second post in the forum):

(thinking to myself)

***"Thread started a month ago......hmmmm.......Femmes only......
That made me curious....then I read....and read.......and really
don't wanna leave but I gotta go- don't want the Femmes to catch me in here nosing around. I'll remember to wear
my brown bag on my head when I return......that way they won't
know I'm here......."***


(aloud)

"Nice thread, lydies!"

awwwwwww....c'mon back ,take your boots off and stay awhile.....we don't mind.....:) (f)

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by grlfun
pardon me ladies, but i just wanted to express my admiration for the crooners. i have vocal cord envy. i wish i could sing love songs to the woman i love. (funny, when i first typed that it was "love dongs", freudian maybe?). best i can do is burn a cd of love songs. can't even hum along. just close my eyes and smile. keep singing guys. it's a gift.


i can'tt carry a tune in a bucket ....but i LOVE music, especially when a nice butch sings sweet romantic songs.......even better when they sing FOR me ..........(privatly):$

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Good Morning to lonestarfemme52, bit, PusCdriven, Justbutch, joybro and grlfun ....

How about we all join together and do some spiritual hyms?

<giving everyone copies of "How Great Thou Art">

Let's pass a basket, maybe we'll get enough for all of us to buy a cup of hot chocolate ... LOL



Sunny

[grlfun]

I did mention I can't sing right? Maybe I can play the tambourine and then pass it around like a basket. Just want to do my part.

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Good plan, grlfun!


<grinning at you>
Sunny

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Hmmm ... where is Sillypoet, this morning? Miss Selket and Miss Elsbeth have not been by either.

[grlfun]

politely bowing and backing out of the ladies' room
so to speak

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Don't go, grlfun! Your tamborine sounds good with our singing! We need you!

Sunny

[lonestarfemme52]

good morning to everyone........:s....afternoon.....

if y'all keep singin'and shakin' the tambourene i'll supply all the treats............brownies, pies, tea, coffee..........doggie treats for the pets even :)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Hi lonestarfemme52! Sounds like a good time to me ... and the makings of a party too. Count me in! <grins>

<Sunny will sing for treats - as in the brownies, pies, coffee and tea that you mentioned>

<clears throat again>

Lay your head ... upon my pillow ...
Hold your warm and tender body close to mine ...
Hear the whisper of the raindrops, falling soft against the window ............

[joybro]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Hmmm ... where is Sillypoet, this morning? Miss Selket and Miss Elsbeth have not been by either. Gee Sunny thanks for mentioning me.

Joy:'( :'(

[Sillypoet]

*clapping for all the bois*

*waves at everyone*

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

joybro,

Uh, oh ... did you not see where I said "good morning" to everyone who had posted earlier than me on today? Your name was on that list. For real!

Awwwww, come here. You got your little femme feelers hurt, didn't you? Go look and you will see that I did not exclude you. You must have overlooked it. Giving you a big hug!


Sunny

[joybro]

Okay Sunny I feel better now!!!

Joy:)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Glad you are better, Joy.

Goodness, I have just worn myself out in here today. <grins> Much fun!

I am tired. Time to sign off. Hope everyone has a wonderful late afternoon and evening.


Sunny

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Hi lonestarfemme52! Sounds like a good time to me ... and the makings of a party too. Count me in! <grins>

<Sunny will sing for treats - as in the brownies, pies, coffee and tea that you mentioned>

<clears throat again>

Lay your head ... upon my pillow ...
Hold your warm and tender body close to mine ...
Hear the whisper of the raindrops, falling soft against the window ............

o.k.....sunny ,You want lemon meringue, chocolate meringue, apple, cherry, or pecan.....tea or coffee?

[Sillypoet]

Since the boi's are singing for us here in the Femme Only Thread - we gals should get together and chime in - yes?

All together ladies!

*grins*

People are talkin, talkin 'bout people
I hear them whisper, you won't believe it
They think we're lovers kept under covers
I just ignore it, but they keep saying
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We stare just a little too long
Maybe they're seeing something we don't, Darlin'.


Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
How about love?


I feel so foolish, I never noticed
You'd act so nervous,
Could you be falling for me?
It took a rumor to make me wonder
Now I'm convinced I'm going under
Thinking 'bout you every day
Dreaming 'bout you every night
I'm hoping that you feel the same way
Now that we know it, let's really show it, Darlin'.


Let's give them somethin to talk about
A little mystery to figure out
Let's give them somethin to talk about
How about love, love, love, love?


Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
How about love, love, love, love?


This thread is sooo fun!

(a)

Sillypoet aka the Instigator! (6)

[lonestarfemme52]

Originally posted by Sillypoet
Since the boi's are singing for us here in the Femme Only Thread - we gals should get together and chime in - yes?

All together ladies!

*grins*

People are talkin, talkin 'bout people
I hear them whisper, you won't believe it
They think we're lovers kept under covers
I just ignore it, but they keep saying
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We stare just a little too long
Maybe they're seeing something we don't, Darlin'.


Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
How about love?


I feel so foolish, I never noticed
You'd act so nervous,
Could you be falling for me?
It took a rumor to make me wonder
Now I'm convinced I'm going under
Thinking 'bout you every day
Dreaming 'bout you every night
I'm hoping that you feel the same way
Now that we know it, let's really show it, Darlin'.


Let's give them somethin to talk about
A little mystery to figure out
Let's give them somethin to talk about
How about love, love, love, love?


Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
Let's give them somethin to talk about
How about love, love, love, love?


This thread is sooo fun!

(a)

Sillypoet aka the Instigator! (6)

having soooooooooo much fun....!

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by grlfun
I did mention I can't sing right? Maybe I can play the tambourine and then pass it around like a basket. Just want to do my part.

Good evening all!
I was over there in that dark corner taking a nap. It's hard work being a crooner..but I love it!
Lets see, here's Lonestarfemme52, bit, Justbutch, joybro and grlfun ....and Sunny!
Hmmm... I see you're passing the tambourine and ..wow..what a pile of money!! Here's my share..(clink)

Let me warm up the old vocal cords and I'll sing a song....
any requests? Or should us butches clear outa here and let you lovey femmes have your thread back?(h)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Good morning everyone!

Thank you lonestarfemme52 - I want a piece of your apple pie and a cup of coffee - I love pie!! ... I am still trying to wake up. LOL! Went to bed early but woke up at 4:00. Gave it up and raided the refrigerator. Heh! Heh! I always eat during the middle of the night but usually go back to sleep afterwards. <big yawn> Anyone else do the midnight raids???

<clapping for Sillypoet ... glad to see the femmes are chiming right in>

<waiting to listen to PusCdriven's next number> Sing us another one, bro!

I am thoroughly enjoying all the "making of new friends" and good-natured teasing/flirting here in Miss Selket's thread.


Waving!
<a sleepy Sunny>

[Tommi]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Good morning everyone!

Thank you lonestarfemme52 - I want a piece of your apple pie and a cup of coffee - I love pie!! ... I am still trying to wake up. LOL! Went to bed early but woke up at 4:00. Gave it up and raided the refrigerator. Heh! Heh! I always eat during the middle of the night but usually go back to sleep afterwards. <big yawn> Anyone else do the midnight raids???

<clapping for Sillypoet ... glad to see the femmes are chiming right in>

<waiting to listen to PusCdriven's next number> Sing us another one, bro!

I am thoroughly enjoying all the "making of new friends" and good-natured teasing/flirting here in Miss Selket's thread.





Waving!
<a sleepy Sunny>

Breakin up was hard to do..but ..as long as I can do my popcorn n/ porn I'll make it through the night.. I get up and make popcorn....and____--


This recent bachelor bought a 26 cubic ' side by side Frigadaire..

I now need a femme to help fill it up... cuz, i do peanut butter, jelly, diet coke, and I have 25' feet left..

Looking for rent a femme... no strings, just come in and wave your femmie wand over my place, and let my 2 cats (see kidz @ TOMMI gallery)know it will be OKAY..they miss their Mom.

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Tommi, hey buddy, sorry to hear about the recent break-up .... yes, those are always hard ... I have been a bachelor for quite a long while now but I still can remember the pain ... I am so glad I DO NOT FEEL the pain anymore ... hope yours will pass on as quickly as possible ...

LOL, popcorn and porn, huh? Yes, that works for me too sometimes when things get a little bumpy! <grins>

Come on in ... stay and sing with us! Being around all these wonderful femmes in here will cheer you up. No need for you to go it alone - especially right now.


Sunny

[Tommi]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Tommi, hey buddy, sorry to hear about the recent break-up .... yes, those are always hard ... I have been a bachelor for quite a long while now but I still can remember the pain ... I am so glad I DO NOT FEEL the pain anymore ... hope yours will pass on as quickly as possible ...

LOL, popcorn and porn, huh? Yes, that works for me too sometimes when things get a little bumpy! <grins>

Come on in ... stay and sing with us! Being around all these wonderful femmes in here will cheer you up. No need for you to go it alone - especially right now.


Sunny

It gets rough at night.. used to having that wrm woman at my side.. even if we fought , we "fit like "spoons"at night...

went to se jennifer Corday last night, going again Sat.Night, Superbowl party Sunday..I try to fill the time with ,things, and people,,but ,, hasn't worked at 3AM//Baam like clockwork... I am up..
then have to dash , like now to get to work, then crash at midnight , up at 3... so,, send me those fun femmes you know about...

lonely at the Coast..

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

<putting my arm around Tommi's shoulder>

Here is the good news ... you are forcing yourself to go out and socialize which is the very best thing you can do for yourself ... thank God you are not isolating ... just hang out with us here in the group ... these femmes will cheer you up! They certainly make me feel good. They are so warm and friendly.

Here is the part I am certain you already know and probably do not want to hear ... it is going to take time ... be gentle with yourself and just allow yourself to work through the grief ...

Best Wishes!
Sunny

P.S.
lonestarfemme52, your pie was delicious ... <big grins>

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
<putting my arm around Tommi's shoulder>

Here is the good news ... you are forcing yourself to go out and socialize which is the very best thing you can do for yourself ... thank God you are not isolating ... just hang out with us here in the group ... these femmes will cheer you up! They certainly make me feel good. They are so warm and friendly.

Here is the part I am certain you already know and probably do not want to hear ... it is going to take time ... be gentle with yourself and just allow yourself to work through the grief ...

Best Wishes!
Sunny

P.S.
lonestarfemme52, your pie was delicious ... <big grins>

Hey, is there any pie left for this hungry butch?

Hello there Tommi, sorry to hear about the break up. It's tough, believe me I know. But ya got some good company in this thread.
(try to not gawk at these lovely ladies..it's hard I know!)

Hey, Sunny, what say you and me and Tommi do a trio on this one...okay, ready....(clearing throats and getting into tune..
Heres a nice Nat King Cole tune for the femmes...

a one a two a ....

(8) Unforgettable, that's what you are
Unforgettable though near or far ....
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has someone been more..... Unforgettable..(8)

(8)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Hey PusCdriven,

see lonestarfemme52 ... she was gracious enough to provide some tasty pies ...

Yes, it is hard not to gawk at the lovely women, for sure! I have to remember I am in the company of ladies and to keep the beast at bay. LOL!

Excellent choice, I love Nat King Cole.

<grabbing Tommi's jacket and pulling him into our trio>



Sunny

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Hey PusCdriven,

see lonestarfemme52 ... she was gracious enough to provide some tasty pies ...

Yes, it is hard not to gawk at the lovely women, for sure! I have to remember I am in the company of ladies and to keep the beast at bay. LOL!

Excellent choice, I love Nat King Cole.

<grabbing Tommi's jacket and pulling him into our trio>



Sunny

Excuse me, lonestarfemme52 ... do ya have any pie left..pretty please? (snatching my cap off and hurriedly smoothing my cowlick for the pretty lady)(a)

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

OMG PusCdriven, you are cracking me up! ROTFL!!!!

I have a good visual going on - watching you take your cap off and smooth down your cowlick ...


... still snickering ... thanks, pal, I really needed that one!



Sunny

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
OMG PusCdriven, you are cracking me up! ROTFL!!!!

I have a good visual going on - watching you take your cap off and smooth down your cowlick ...


... still snickering ... thanks, pal, I really needed that one!



Sunny

Well..the dern cowlick gets all messed up with my cap on..and then it wants to stick straight up!! But I think I got it..(looking in one of the femmes mirrors)
Hows that Sunny. Do I look presentable?
BTW..where is THAT pie..(looking for lonestarrfemme)

[Sillypoet]

*sets down Peach pie*

Now I know it's not the same as a good cobbler....enjoy.

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Very presentable, handsome in fact! Now put yourself out there!

I feel certain lonestarfemme52 will bless us with her presence a little later ...


Sunny

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Waving at Sillypoet!

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Very presentable, handsome in fact! Now put yourself out there!

I feel certain lonestarfemme52 will bless us with her presence a little later ...


Sunny

Thanks bro!! Yes, lonestarfemme52 will make her appearance known and be quite ravishing, I'm sure!

<Silly Poet *sets down Peach pie*

Now I know it's not the same as a good cobbler....enjoy.>

Ohhhh...look at that!! Thank you and good morn'in Silly Poet!!
I'll take one small slice, but only because I want to keep my buttons from popp'in off my pants!! A boi could get FAT around here! :-P
(cutting a slice and making 'wow this is yummy' sounds)


__________________

[Elsbeth]

~looking at all the pie and cobbler dribbles and crumbs all over the floor and carpet... on the counter... dishes, forks in the sink... looking at all the Butches with full tummies... thinking.... hands on hips~

Sunny, PusCdriven and Tommi... you are gonna clean up this mess aren't you?

[Sillypoet]

Now THAT is funny!

*smiling*

*watching the boi's scramble*


get 'em Elsbeth...feeling better today?

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

<looking at floor, looking up and grinning sheepishly ... thinking to myself that I hate when they do that "hands on their hips" thing ... always means trouble for me>

yes, mam, we sure are ...

<grabbing a broom>
LOL!



Sunny

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
<looking at floor, looking up and grinning sheepishly ... thinking to myself that I hate when they do that "hands on their hips thing>

yes, mam, we sure are ...

<grabbing a broom>
LOL!
Sunny

Man o' man, lets get this place cleaned up!! (wiping off counter and all flat spaces.. then scrambling around for that button that just (((popped)))) off..

Psst! She's pretty cute with her hands on her hips like that..isn't she Sunny? I guess we're in trouble! Ohhh..maybe not..she's smiling at us as we work....

[Elsbeth]

~smiling at SillyPoet~ still coughing and lung pain, but better thank you... ~

[Elsbeth]

Oh really Sunny... you have experience with femmes who put their hands on their hips? ~laffin~

Glad PusCdriven has a sponge... thought for sure Sunny was gonna sweep the counters!!

~just laffing now~

[Sillypoet]

*raises brow at the Butches*
*looks around*
Now here is MsElsbeth still sick and she brought you brownies and gave you sweet compliments. Had to tell you to clean up....which one is gonna give her some pampering now?


Would you like some hot tea, MsElsbeth? An extra pillow? I'm sure the Butches would be more than happy to assist.



this reminds me of my girls in the kitchen somewhat *smiling*

[selket]

My goodness...it has been quite busy in here hasn't it?

We will have to rename this thread "A Little Something Sweet" won't we?

(carefully sweeping up the remaining crumbs and loading the dishes into the dishwasher because everyone knows guys just wipe counter crumbs onto the floor)

It's lunch time here...(setting out a place of stuffed turkey sandwiches, a large bowl of salad and bottled water...oh yes...and grape kool-aid. A warm plate of cookies for dessert)

How has everyone been?

[selket]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
still coughing and lung pain, but better thank you... ~

And you my friend should be in bed resting....

[Elsbeth]

SillyPoet... thanks, have some coffee here... awww... how old are your girls?

selket... ~smiles to see you~ Well... considering i slept late and that i have a 3 credit all weekend class to attend... it is time to gather my books and papers and off to school with me.!
~makes a fast sandwich first to take with~
Thanks selket.... will not be here till after the weekend, so take care

[grlfun]

You know if you bois would let Jade in the room there'd be no need for brooms. Just a little friendly advice. Come 'ere Jade. Good girl. Look crumbs. Nummy. Wait, is there any chocolate in there? Uh oh......

[Tommi]

Originally posted by Elsbeth
~looking at all the pie and cobbler dribbles and crumbs all over the floor and carpet... on the counter... dishes, forks in the sink... looking at all the Butches with full tummies... thinking.... hands on hips~

Sunny, PusCdriven and Tommi... you are gonna clean up this

mess aren't you?

Do we get a treat if we do??? Yep,, you were right Bro.. need fun and friendly, folks that don't just wanmt to f*** me, course I am up for that , bein a lonely kinda Bachelor now....

[Sillypoet]

*gives grlfun THE look*

Excuse me?

*taps foot*

My Jade does not get table scraps of any variety - especially sweets. I have her in training for good reason.....

*looks at the other Butches*

Don't even think about.


*walks out mumbling*

[selket]

Originally posted by grlfun
You know if you bois would let Jade in the room there'd be no need for brooms. Just a little friendly advice. Come 'ere Jade. Good girl. Look crumbs. Nummy. Wait, is there any chocolate in there? Uh oh......

(laughing) jade must be your puppy! I love animals...

[grlfun]

Ooops. Sorry Jade. [Sneaks Jade a cookie. Of the doggie variety, of course.]

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Yes, Miss Elsbeth, I do have experience with femmes who put their hands on their hips ... to be truthful, I always seem to like it a lot better when it is MY hands on her hips. <winks and devilish grins> On a serious note, you have been sick for awhile, haven't you? I have got some lotion and when you get home from school, the guys and I will give you a foot massage. Do you enjoy that kind of pampering? I am partial to back rubs myself but I do not wish to offend by getting too familiar.

Miss Selket, thanks so much for remembering the grape Kool-Aid ... very thoughtful of you ... how did it go this morning??

<places a stack of paper plates and plastic forks on the counter> Hey Guys, let's "think smart" from here on out and remember our manners too. Bachelor habits do not impress the ladies. I always have to remind myself of that very thing. Socks scattered around on the bedroom floor is one of my bad habits but when I enter into a new relationship, it does not take her long to get me straightened out regarding the socks. Just a couple of those "hands on her hips" deals and I can remember. Heck, she won't even have to "roll her eyes." LOL!


Sunny

[PusCdriven]

Originally posted by selket
My goodness...it has been quite busy in here hasn't it?

We will have to rename this thread "A Little Something Sweet" won't we?

(carefully sweeping up the remaining crumbs and loading the dishes into the dishwasher because everyone knows guys just wipe counter crumbs onto the floor)

It's lunch time here...(setting out a place of stuffed turkey sandwiches, a large bowl of salad and bottled water...oh yes...and grape kool-aid. A warm plate of cookies for dessert)

How has everyone been?

Hello Selket,
(taking hry hand warmly into mine) I'm very glad to meet you. Turning to Elsbeth,you too, my lady! (Tipping cap)
Patting Jade and making sure all the mess is cleaned up and tidy.

Thank you for the lunch goodies, Selket!! You're most kind!! Omigod, bois, these femmes are spoiling us rotten!! But then...I love to be spolied, don't you!
Tommi, doesn't it feel good to have the grrrls hovering around us?
Sunny, stop winking at everybody!!

Well, gang, I hate to miss out on the fun but I gotta stretch out here for awhile and get some serious sleep. Hey, ya'll will ya save some of those cookies for me..?
Thanks!! I'll just slip over here on to the couch and get a little shut eye for a while...... ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..mftp...ZZZzzzz.....zzzz

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Hey PusCdriven, these women know that I am harmless ... worry about my winking only if I start winking at you or Tommi ... LOL! Heck, I would be terribly concerned about myself if I did that! I promise you THAT won't happen - not in a million years. <laughing hard now> So see, you have nothing to worry about. Heh Heh! Enjoy your nap, my friend! And don't forget to fix your cowlick when you wake up ...


Sunny <the harmless tease and flirt>

[selket]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit

Miss Selket, thanks so much for remembering the grape Kool-Aid ... very thoughtful of you ... how did it go this morning??


It went exceptionally well Sunny, thank you for asking. I have a way of making people feel comfortable which works to my advantage in those situations.

And you are welcome for the kool aid...can't ever forget that!

Hmmm...socks on the floor eh?

[selket]

Originally posted by PusCdriven
Hello Selket,
(taking hry hand warmly into mine) I'm very glad to meet you.

Thank you for the lunch goodies, Selket!! You're most kind!! Omigod, bois, these femmes are spoiling us rotten!! But then...I love to be spolied, don't you!


It is nice to meet you as well ummmmm mind if I just call you PC? And you are welcome for the lunch goodies....

[1-Sunny-Spirit]

Hi Miss!

I am glad to hear it went well this morning. I am not surprised!

The turkey sandwiches were so good.

My buddy, PusCdriven has had such a big time with all the ladies in here and all the good food, he just wore himself out. He is napping now.

By the way, I am very easy to retrain when I go from "bachelor" to "committed relationship." <regarding your words about "socks on the floor"> When I am alone, I don't know, it just seems to happen ... and keeps on happening. My dogs don't complain and it doesn't bother me. I always know where they are located when I get ready to wash them. Makes perfect sense to me. <tongue in cheek>


<smiling at you>
Sunny

[selket]

Originally posted by 1-Sunny-Spirit
Hi Miss!

I am glad to hear it went well this morning. I am not surprised!

The turkey sandwiches were so good.

By the way, I am very easy to retrain when I go from "bachelor" to "committed relationship." <regarding your words about "socks on the floor"> When I am alone, I don't know, it just seems to happen ... and keeps on happening ... over and over and over. My dogs don't complain and it doesn't bother me. I always know where they are located when I get ready to wash them.
<smiling at you>
Sunny

(laughing to myself) yes, leaving them on the floor is one sure way to keep track of them....of course you could always train those lovable pooches of yours to pick them up and pile them on your side of the bed too...(winking at you)(a)